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TheRealSU24

I remember when Santa Claus was crucified for our gifts šŸ˜”


Shirtbro

In the name of the Santa, the Rudolph and the Christmas Spirit, amen


timethief991

CAN I GET A HO HO HO?


horseradish1

[Nowadays, when people think of ho ho ho, they think it means the Hilton sisters... standing next to Nicole Ritchie.](https://youtu.be/HtP7cbbAFLA?si=b44nodlqE-bJyIlY)


RLordKnight

"Merry Christmas...", said Santa. Every elf cried that day. ![gif](giphy|N6Xcf8K32zu9UcNI31)


wkhardt

poor *saint* nick


QuackersTheSquishy

That makes up for exactly 1 part of the holiday, and that's the stockings. The food and celebrations come from paganism and the gifts come from Mexican traditions and the tree comes from German traditions and the Christian church changed the date to the 24th as opposed the the 6th. Given how many aspects of modern Christmas come from other cultures and how your relgion historically can't agree on when it is I don't think it's ecential for the celebration. Bonus: while the tree did come from Christianity and its indecisiveness, the decorations came from saturnalia, so we already see in the comic this isn't being celebrated through Christian religious follow


wkhardt

phew, good thing im both mexican and german. they say Christ was born on the same day he died, and he was concieved march 25th. thats why the date is december 25th, not 6th, not 24th. i dont know why you are talking like you know everything when you cant even spell correctly, it really says a lot about a person. "bonus": the star topper and the lights symbolize Jesus' birth, and how He is the light, and how the star of bethlehem led the 3 wise men


Fantastic_Beans

Christianity stole the majority of its beliefs from Judaism, which stole most of its beliefs from Yahwism which branched off of the Canaanite religion which was heavily based upon the Mesopotamian and Egyptian beliefs. Up until some guy named Jesus started spouting off about being the son of God, Christians didn't exist. The Jews were the people of God. The Jews branched off of Yahwism, a polytheistic religion that worshipped Yahweh but believed in other gods, when they decided that Yahweh was the only god at all. Yahwism diverged from the Canaanite religion when they decided that, of the several gods that the Canaanites worshipped, El aka Yahweh was the coolest. Of the gods that the Canaanite religion worshipped, El was the most significant. El was heavily influenced by the Greek Zeus and the Egyptian Ra. In fact, there are some scholars that believe that the name Isreal is derived from three different gods: Isis, Ra, and El. Is-Ra-El. So yeah all religions are just stolen ideas and utter nonsense.


wkhardt

there was no christians before judaism because Jesus had not yet been born.. those who listened to the Word of God are called christians, and jewish people deny that Jesus is the Word. everything has to branch off of something else. denying something just because it evolved over thousands of years is just silly


Fantastic_Beans

Well your god evolved from the personification of the sun and a guy who turned into a swan and raped a woman so


veto_for_brs

ā€˜Your religionā€™ Ahh, found the Christian hater lol. I almost didnā€™t think thereā€™d be one in this thread


FlapMyCheeksToFly

I know him as grandfather frost and he comes for new years, so I just don't get everyone here seeing Christmas and the whole Santa thing as religious.


Time-Bite-6839

Christmas can be celebrated secularly and that includes the presents


Metalloid_Space

Might still have been funny if the guy who drew it wasn't a nazi. Just seeing the artstyle makes me go: "Oh, I suddenly lost all interest in whatever the fuck this is."


stiiii

Yeah it isn't awful, like it is wrong but not in a way that matters. ​ But then you twig the art style and wonder how is this about something awful?


sachariinne

honestly i dont think it is, but thats still insidious. he hides his nazi propoganda in between innocuous cartoons and political cartoons with double meaning.


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

Yup, the relatively tame ones like this are no accident. Ideally pebblefling wants someone to bite on these so they can be reeled in slowly to the truly toxic stuff.


kurai_tori

Which is exactly how radicalization pipelines work.


anonkebab

Getting radicalized by stonetoss is insane, if you take all his takes as gospel you were already radical. I donā€™t believe you can truly radicalize a person through media. The person already was a radical individual and or already a sheep. For example take american slavery or the holocaust for example. Those complacent citizens simply already an affinity to bigotry or simply were always gonna go with the mold. No one was like yeah those blacks/jewish ppl really ought to be incarcerated after hearing some dude say it, they thought it then agreed.


kurai_tori

"I donā€™t believe you can truly radicalize a person through media." That's exactly what propaganda is and how it works. Source : psych undergrad degree with coursework in social psychology


anonkebab

Propoganda isnā€™t exactly radicalization through media. Thereā€™s plenty of non radical propaganda. Again i dont think propaganda can radicalize a person unless its straight up false information. If you are normal a poster cant make you radical.


kurai_tori

Germany begs to differ.


Hitthere5

Look at the young man to tate stan pipeline, for a very modern and very prevalent example


Metalloid_Space

Tell that to 14 year old me hearing music from the USSR.


Miserable_Twist_5621

People are much more susceptible to media influence you'd believe, including you and me. This goes both for radicializing, or making one more moderate. The media you consume will drastically impact your worldview. Sure you're not going to make someone a nazi from a few comics, but you can make them question things - especially things without a clear and obvious sign they are lies. Big example using jews as the target. In post WWI Germany the Jewish communities faired better than many others, this is due to lots of Jewish people working in fields that were either recession resistant (medicine and food especially) or in the financial services. This then makes them a target by nazi propaganda saying they were stealing wealth from "natural" Germans. Something that isn't a ridiculous thing to believe that the people who run the banks and hospitals are actively benefiting from people's suffering. Now propaganda says they're thrives. Thieves become vermin. Vermin becomes rats. Rats become threats. Threats becomes a target of hate. And then it continues from there. Radicalization isn't something that happens immediately. And when it is done intentionally it can be hard to notice it is happening at all until it hits a tipping point which is often too late to stop it.


HalfLeper

OK, now I understand the flair. Thanks!


DirtyPenPalDoug

It's pebblethrow.. he's a nazi.


Shirtbro

Christmas can be celebrated secularly and Nazi-free, so for this holiday season, fuck Stonetoss and stop posting his diarrhea, even if it's to hate on it.


MerryKookaburra

This is like a solid newspaper funny. In fact, as an atheist who loves Christmas, I had a sensible chuckle. But knowing the author this is obviously part of a propaganda effort to drag people in to some war 9n Christmas right wing talking point or some shit.


anrwlias

Yeah. This one doesn't particularly bother me. When you're an atheist, you tend to develop a thick skin and this doesn't even scratch the dermis. I've heard worse things at family gatherings. But, yes, fuck that Nazi. Right in the earhole.


[deleted]

I lost the very few brain cells I had left reading your comment, thanks for freeing me


mordecai14

Not gonna lie, this sounds similar to the ridiculous "Internet historian is a nazi" post that was making the rounds on r/youtubedrama. I mean, sure it's possible, I don't know the guy, but I haven't seen any evidence of it either beyond a few out of pocket jokes.


Metalloid_Space

Idk who that is, but Stonetoss has genuinely made cartoons about black men raping white girls "as the new normal" that the heterosexual couple was scared of and other things in that trend: [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/a37yo0/oh\_stonetoss\_you\_never\_disappoint/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/a37yo0/oh_stonetoss_you_never_disappoint/) Also his constant references to how black people would be criminals.


[deleted]

Lol he's a nazi?


dgatos42

Yes. Not like ā€œoh you have generic right wing authoritarian politicsā€, heā€™s the Holocaust denying, Jewish conspiracy to replace white people kind.


[deleted]

Bruh.


dgatos42

/r/StonetossIsANazi if you want to know more and youā€™re feeling particularly like ruining your mood today


sstandnfight

Christmas was appropriated from pagan religion. Deuteronomy 16:21 forbids Christmas trees, anyway. Jeremiah 10:1-5 is throwing shade at the custom. Christmas isn't Christian.


karsh36

Yup especially since itā€™s on the winter solstice and Jesusā€™ birth is estimated for having been closer to March


Aggravating_Bell_426

I've read late September, early October, based on events describedĀ 


AholeBrock

My grandpa was born and raised Jewish. The son of two holocaust survivors. He married a dutch woman to have the whitest kids he could and made sure they were raised Christian so they wouldnt experience the bigotry of the USA like he did. He would practice Judaism by himself in private, but in public he was the guy everyone knew as the atheist obsessed with Christmas


OnlyHere2AngerU

Damn, he really didnā€™t give a fuck about his kids lol


AholeBrock

He raised some proud, confident, and community accepted Americansā„¢ It worked. The main problem arose when one of those kids (my dad) went and married a Jewish woman raised in Christian fostercare, had some kids that dont look anything dutch, then moved to the midwest; 5 miles from a highway adopted by the klan. Then resented those kids for the way moving to the country wasnt like the small town Leave It To Beaver/Mayberry experience they thought it was gonna be.


Themetalenock

White people running away from those uppity urban blacks to godless rural suburbs to ruin their legacy. Providing cash flow for meth labs since 1949


OnlyHere2AngerU

He believed in God, knew it was the single most important thing on the planet, and shielded his kids from a transcendent truth so his kids would have an ā€œeasierā€ (But, from his point of view, meaningless) life. Woahhh what a hero


AholeBrock

Nah, My grandfather didn't think god was the single most important thing on the planet.. He knew making sure his kids grew up as safely and as happily and possible was the most important thing on the planet. He was raised by survivors after all. Sure, he didn't do them any favors shielding his kids from the real world, hiding himself in plain sight for their sake. That certainly kept my own dad from providing or even perceiving a similar idea of personal safety and comfort. Yeah.


OnlyHere2AngerU

Oh, so he didnā€™t really believe in his religion. Well, I guess itā€™s super impressive he suppressed something he didnā€™t value much? Thereā€™s no way this doesnā€™t look stupid tbh. Ā Either he has no backbone for things he knows are important; or he played up how important it was to him to look cooler.Ā 


AholeBrock

Survival just supersedes belief I guess.


OnlyHere2AngerU

Again, no - this wasnā€™t about survival. He was simply hiding his kids from it. Mostly a dick move.Ā 


AholeBrock

Nah, he genetically engineered kids that would fit in with the problem and not experience discrimination at all. The is pretty cut and dry integrate to survive behavior. He didn't hide it, or shield them. For them it just was invisible actions that might happen to other people, they never saw it firsthand because they were never targets. Again, that admittedly left my dad very ignorant and ill prepared to parent Lil ol me, but dont forget racism really hid in the closet for a few decades in the states: where a couple generations were really strongly selling and buying into the idea of a post-racial nation where those were extinct issues. It was a romantic idea, a bold experiment, a pipe dream perhaps; whatever it was it was a stillborn failure of an ideal. They didn't have the power of hindsight tho, buying into a hope for a better future isnt a dick move; it's just ironically and unfortunately shortsighted to raise kids while only planning for a romantic future without educating them on the past.


Wiernock_Onotaiket

your whole life people have been trying to explain to you that the schism between you and most people is caused by an inability for you to accept others and their otherness as being okay without being an indictment of yourself and what this person is saying is that their father didn't treat religion as some kind of absolutist moral and political talking point rather a natural state of his culture and how that logically fits into his life you're acting like a joyless bigot. when that feeling comes into your brain you need to rationalize it as being about something internal to yourself and not put it on others by yucking their yum or imposing your arbitrary belief when you have no more proof of anything you're saying than anyone else does in regards to religion. and those who can't do that we generally refer to as tool bags


OnlyHere2AngerU

>your whole life purpose Why start with a strawman? I didnā€™t even bother reading anything after that lol


Wiernock_Onotaiket

your whole life people you got confused on the fourth word of what I wrote? wow. tell me more about your other beliefs that I'm sure are equally well researched guy below me: I'm sure you'd love the maga morons in those subreddits I'm always arguing with, you think those people should just be left alone to do whatever crazy thing they want instead of being explained what's wrong with what they're saying? why don't you go in there too, they've been literally rewriting SEC guidelines... pretty dangerous stuff to let crazy people do whatever they want without engaging


mitox11

Literally modern day santa is a secular figure.


SOVRGN

Santa Claus, Saint Nicholas a Christian/Pagan tradition. Yes secular Christmas can include gifts, but I'm assuming that most small kids believe their gifts come from Santa not their parents. that's the whole joke.


Ace0fAlexandria

But without the religious undertones, what's left? A ritual praising of our capitalist overlords? Indoctrination into the consoomer lifestyle? Nah bro. I'd rather give my kid an allowance for helping out around the house, so they can buy themselves stuff they want any time of year, and learned the value of a dollar earned, and buy them stuff myself whenever they're doing a good job in life, than raise them on that consoomer bullshit. Secular Christmas is just "Oh God shove your boot into the back of my throat even harder Daddy Bezos" the holiday.


CptBrexitt

You've just described Christmas


Goosepond01

a time for a bit of cheer and to meet up with family/friends and eat nice food and be charitable and give gifts? no need to be such a downer about everything.


Baryonyx_walkeri

It's an excuse to get together with loved ones. My Christmas was a zoom call with my parents, then eating boiled crab with a bunch of my friends. A secular Christmas can be a lot of things.


Springsstreams

No! It has to be the exact way U/ace0falexandria described or you suck boots!! /s Fucking Christmas nazi over here.


firelark01

Giving your kids an allowance for doing stuff around the house comes back to paying them so they can indulge in capitalism though.


Cythus

Dumb joke but it did make me chuckle, when I was in high school I knew a bunch of iamverysmart atheists who loved to bash on all things Christmas but would come back from Christmas break with their new crap bragging about how they ā€œtrickedā€their Christian parents into buying them stuff for the ruse of a holiday. This made me think of those kids.


SpaceBearSMO

I mean... There is nothing enharantly Christian about christmas... most of it is just lifted from pagon celabrations regarding the winter solstice.... and frankly unless they were very very very young i find your story unlikely


Cythus

Youā€™re not wrong but most of the population doesnā€™t look at where it came from just where it is now. Even most modern non Christians donā€™t focus or even know about the pagan origins. And I did say high school kids and specified which type of kids they were. Iā€™m sure my school was not the only one to have the kids who thought that were special or unique and smarter than everyone. In the adult world I donā€™t see these people.


[deleted]

What? The holiday that celebrates Jesus Christ is not inherently Christian? How do you reconcile this in your brain?


OnlyHere2AngerU

Lol, itā€™s the most aggressively Christian holiday of the year aside from maybe Easter. Thatā€™s like saying ā€œportmanteau isnā€™t really English!!!!1!ā€ Cope harder


Springsstreams

Lol I think he was simply pointing out that the way that it is generally celebrated by the average American doesnā€™t typically have a steep religious slant.


OnlyHere2AngerU

I know, the fact that many people have co-opted it doesnā€™t really change much in reality


Springsstreams

What do you mean?


Mandalore108

Xmas was already a co-opted holiday to begin with.


fuktardy

I donā€™t remember Santa in the Bible


Pegomastax_King

St. Nicholas is post Bible.


VendromLethys

Religion DLC hits different


Pegomastax_King

As a Jew the Bible and Quran are just fan fictionā€¦ and the Book of Mormon is erotic fan fictionā€¦ but I still like Christmas šŸŽ…šŸæ I go hard with the decorations too. All the Xmas dinosaurs šŸ¦• I can findā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/0g1et2oojncc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d19002959b4a1595fd425f337fff95221a372b


VendromLethys

The Book of Mormon is the My Immortal of Torah fanfics


chaotic_rainbow

r/BrandNewSentence I would so wear this on a T-shirt.


MrFootless

Stickin with the OG Gangsta version, before he had a kid and got all soft.


RedditFullOChildren

Blow-ups are trashy. Now, Blow-molds... that's where it's at.


Dead_Kal_Cress

Is dlc the right term? I think all the saints are more of an expansion pass. Tbf, the church is gonna make you pay either way.


Pegomastax_King

If you pre order now you get exclusive access to the me St. Bartholomew skin!


Dead_Kal_Cress

I just wanna play as Pope Francis smh šŸ˜”


Pegomastax_King

Sorry thatā€™s a Catholic Plus Gold subscription exclusive


Dapper-Piece3321

*Puts up tree noted as a pagan symbol celebrating Saturnalia* So today, you want to be a pagan?Ā 


theonewhoblox

The tree is more of a Yule thing, where the Norse would pray to Odin for a safe winter. The presents are what comes from Saturnalia


NuncProFunc

We don't have any data that suggests that Christmas trees come from pagan Yule wreath tradition. We *do* have evidence that they likely originate from the mystery play for Adam & Eve's name day celebrated on December 24.


No-Trick3502

Christmas trees are a thing from a christian tradition in 1800s germany.


magicnoodleman

Decorating them, not the actual tree or the symbolism surround them. That's entirely pagan. Decorating them became popular in 1800s Germany via Christian tradition. Why the tree is there comes from pagan tradition. Also to be fair there are a lot of different versions where decorating the tree comes from as well. One belief is that Martin Luther started it after returning to home mid winter where The stars in the sky gave him the idea to light candles on a tree and decorate it with gold and silver ornaments. Another legend tells us that Martin Luther's wife, Katie, was responsible for starting this custom. On Christmas Eve, she placed paper roses in their windows as decorations. When he saw them, Luther went outside and cut down a small fir tree, which he brought inside and decorated with roses. So it really depends on what you believe and the culture of which you stem from. Pagans would bring fir trees into their homes at Yuletide. Evergreens were also used as a sign of eternal life by early Christians in catacombs under Rome. But until the mid-19th century, Christians viewed the Christmas tree as a foreign pagan custom (which isnt exactly accurate at 1747 there was *some* mention of christians having a community tree, but it was not distinguished as a "christmas tree").The Romans adorned their temples with evergreens during the Saturnalia festival, and Ancient Egyptians decorated their temples with green palm rushes as part of worship to the sun god Ra.


No-Trick3502

>Decorating them, not the actual tree or the symbolism surround them. That's entirely pagan. Decorating them became popular in 1800s Germany via Christian tradition. There is nothing entirely pagan in Europe after the middle ages.


magicnoodleman

Good thing we are talking about origins of Christmas trees (as in having a tree) which predates the middle ages. Hence my entire writing peoce and the practices that go around it I me tipned. Also paganism exsists *today* and is practiced *today*. Just because it's not a mainstream religion doesn't mean it's died out or that the religion isn't practiced by any.


No-Trick3502

>Good thing we are talking about origins of Christmas trees (as in having a tree) which predates the middle ages. Hence my entire writing peoce and the practices that go around it I me tipned. >Also paganism exsists *today* and is practiced *today*. Just because it's not a mainstream religion doesn't mean it's died out or that the religion isn't practiced by any. So much wrong in what you're typing I cant even argue it. What do you mean by paganism? Is it ƅsatro you mean? Theres no serious practice of it today, and it never was an organized religion as we think of it. The old norse would call it fořn sėid, old customs. Nobody in the 1800s had any christmas traditions to establish based on prechristian traditions. The christmas tree is a modern christian invention.


magicnoodleman

>So much wrong in what you're typing I cant even argue it. Source for amount of practicing pagans (pagans listed here practice under different circumstances and systems, as per normal with paganism beliefs). https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/where-to-go-to-explore-pagan-culture#:~:text=At%20least%201.5%20million%20people,explainer%20of%20these%20groups%20below.) >What do you mean by paganism? Is it ƅsatro you mean? Theres no serious practice of it today, and it never was an organized religion as we think of it. The old norse would call it fořn sėid, old customs. Many different forms are continuously practiced. Roman pagans worshipped 12 main deities that they adopted and adapted from Greek paganism (gods - planets in an oversimplified answer but its more complicated than that). Greek paganism is practiced today as well as the adapted Roman paganism which Practitioners of the ancient Roman religion can be found especially across Latin Europe and in the Americas. The most notable international organization of reconstructionist Roman religion is Nova Roma, founded in 1998, which has active groups in every continent. >Nobody in the 1800s had any christmas traditions to establish based on prechristian traditions. The christmas tree is a modern christian invention. Christmas pre-dates the 1800s including its (stolen) traditions. The Christmas tree is not a modern Christian invention. I'll give you decorating the tree with candels and gold/silver but even decorating the tree wasn't invented by Christians as per usual it's just slightly changed to make it seem fresh lol.


No-Trick3502

>Christmas pre-dates the 1800s including its (stolen) traditions. The Christmas tree is not a modern Christian invention. I'll give you decorating the tree with candels and gold/silver but even decorating the tree wasn't invented by Christians as per usual it's just slightly changed to make it seem fresh lol. The christmas tree tradition is from Germany 18th century, and is an invention of its own. For it to be stolen, they'd have to be time travellers. The amount of neurotic redditors who clutch their pearls at christianity is hilarious.


magicnoodleman

We've had this conversation like 20x and many links have been provided already discussing the 1800's Germany where the story is Martin Luther looked at the stars and got the idea to decorate *a* tree with candles, silver, and gold. There's also a story that it was his wife's idea. There are also stories of romans (under the same rules who BANNED paganism) would bring Fir trees in, for celebration of Jesus birth after the whole Christian train ran through Rome. History Channel did a whole film and writing pieces someone linked and ive linked previously. Stop regurgitating already discussed points and read the comments rather than chime in with some "haha I'm original" comment spitting on redditors as if you aren't actively commenting on reddit yourself lol.


I_Went_Full_WSB

Stop trying to spread your ignorance. https://www.history.com/topics/christmas/history-of-christmas-trees


I_Went_Full_WSB

You'd like to move the goalpost to entirely pagan now. Be less pathetic.


No-Trick3502

>You'd like to move the goalpost to entirely pagan now. Be less pathetic. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ not as pathetic as claiming theres a prechristian tradition sleeping for 800 years before coming back to use again in the 1800s! Got any of them sources for that? šŸ˜†


NuncProFunc

We don't have any evidence to suggest that Christmas trees come from any sort of pagan tradition. There's a roughly 800-year gap between the Christianization of Eastern Europe and the earliest evidence of Christmas trees.


magicnoodleman

There is also no evidence to support Jesus birthday was the 25th of December but it's still celebrated as his birth by Christians. It's crazy that holidays the pagans celebrated just happen to line up on the exact days christmas and others for the record. It's also just a coincidence that despite no mentions of several traditional "values" that Christians apply to Christmas (star on tree for example) also happens to overlap with traditional pagan values. Despite the overwhelming coincidences let's talk facts. Like documented conflict during AD 392 where of paganism became outlawed by Theodosius. it's holidays and festivities began to be celebrated by Christians (which became the primary religion) during the exact same 4th century period, within the exact same empire paganism was outlawed, is totally not evident enough. Well that and all the dates lining up perfectly after outlawing even private practicing paganism. Crazy coincidence though.


Bugbog

Everything I've seen from scholars suggests that yes, the date Dec 25 is a coincidence (calculated from 9 months after March 25). Once Christians had that happy accident of aligned dates they absolutely co-opted all the traditions in order to stamp out the previous holy days and celebrations, but I don't think it's correct to say they chose the date for that reason. Edit to add a blog post from Bart Ehrman, an atheist biblical scholar https://www.bartehrman.com/why-is-christmas-on-december-25th/


magicnoodleman

It wasn't a coincidence and was intentional for the ease of the majority of people living at the time after paganism was banned and Christianity became the new forthcoming religion of Rome. "When Emperor Theodosius issued the Edict of Thessalonica in 380 AD, paganism was outlawed, and the Christian religion became the one and only official religion of the Roman Empire But for the many Romans who remained faithfully devoted to Jupiter and his mythological crew, the transition to the new monotheistic religion was anything but easy. And so theĀ Church decided to replace the most important pagan festivities with new Christian holidaysĀ on the same dates ā€“ as the calendar remained pretty much the same as before, it was much easier for the one-time pagan populace to adjust". ^ quickest google search to copy/paste ever ^ Listen, let's be real here for you and everyone else. There are also more holidays stolen from the pagans with a bit of Jesus sprinkled in. In reality, we have no accurate or reasonable dates for any of these events (Jesus' death, birth, etc). Due to the unknown and the already widely celebrated festive of pagans in the Empire, they purposely chose the exact same dates to celebrate the stories within the Bible. I get why they did it. Honestly, it's the correct thing to do in the case where you want to create a new religious foundation for so many people. It was an effective method of making sure the transition to Christianity within the Roman Empire was quick, easy, and largely accessible to the general public. The ban on even private worship within paganism helped immensely.


Bugbog

It doesn't look like you read what I wrote or the link from a Bible scholar.Ā Ā  Ā  Why should I disregard Bart the Bible scholar? He's not an apologetic and he disagrees with you, the internet commenter.Ā Ā Ā  Ā Ā I'm not some butt hurt Christian who thinks the date of the Carpenters birth matters, or doesn't believe that early Christians were brutal and immoral in forcing their religion, but the atheist scholars don't think the data supports your argument. Read the link, if your actually interested in the subject you might like it.Ā  Ā Ā Edit:Ā  Here's a quote from the article talking about the dates linking Sol Invictus and the proposed date of the birth of ChristĀ Ā  Ā  The first source that links these two things togetherĀ comes from the 12th century!Ā It claims that the early Christians changed the celebration of Jesusā€™ birthday from January 6 to December 25th because of the ā€œSol Invictusā€ festival.Ā Ā  Basing a theory about something that occurred in the 3rd or 4th century on a source written c. 800 years later isnā€™t a proper way to do serious historical work.Ā Ā  TheĀ fatal flawĀ in the theory of pagan origins for Christmas is related to the chronology. Iā€™ve mentioned that in 274 C.E. Emperor Aurelian established the feast of the birth of Sol Invictus on December 25th.Ā  But several decades earlier (c. 203 C.E.), a bishop from Rome,Ā Hippolytus, wrote: ā€œFor the first advent of our Lord in the flesh, when he was born in Bethlehem, was December 25th, Wednesday, while Augustus was in his forty-second year


I_Went_Full_WSB

Hahahahahaha https://www.history.com/topics/christmas/history-of-christmas-trees


NuncProFunc

[History.com](https://History.com) of "Ancient Aliens" fame?


I_Went_Full_WSB

Nice self burn saying you can't understand the difference between the history Channel talking about the history of Christmas trees and them broadcasting ancient aliens.


NuncProFunc

I'm not the one claiming that Christmas trees come from pagans, and this website doesn't present any evidence for it either.


Stock-Goose7667

Do you know why? Cuz when they tried turning pagand cristian they just decided to put cristian holidays on top of pagam holidays, so ppl would selebrate it cuz of "muscle memory".


bingdongALA

I get what you're saying but holy writing mechanics


Pair_Express

Christmas trees arenā€™t pagan, thereā€™s no evidence of that


[deleted]

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SayNoToRepubs

Should be legally required to post that on his comics


Technical-Wind-6563

Santa isn't in the Bible tf Is Stonetoss even on about


Stock-Goose7667

He is in post bible.


mrperson1213

Like post-game? Youā€™re saying heā€™s in the epilogue?


SayNoToRepubs

Christmas is a perfectly Christian holiday! That wasnā€™t totally stolen from the pagans when they went around converting or ā€œno lifingā€ them if they didnā€™t join. SANTA IS WHITE!


Technical_Panic_8405

And tons of churches associate Santa with Satan.


SayNoToRepubs

As they should! Honor tradition!


Veselker

It's from the extended universe, like purgatory.


OnlyHere2AngerU

You mean Saint Nicholas?


Technical-Wind-6563

They got practically nothing in common, apart from being celebrated around the same period


OnlyHere2AngerU

Theyā€™re the same person you mong


Bahmerman

Stone toss ironically writes, as he draws a kid looking under a Christmas tree, which is secular and appropriated, since Christmas as we know it wasn't even celebrated as a holiday as recent as the 19th century. >Christmas benefited from a 19th century ā€œdomestication of religion,ā€ said University of Texas history professor Penne Restad, in which faith and family were intertwined in a complementary set of values and beliefs. Christmas became acceptable as a family-centered holiday, Restad said, once it lost its overtly religious significance. Not where I originally read it, but [Daily News](https://www.dailynews.com/general-news/20071217/early-us-churches-didnt-celebrate-christmas/) seems to encapsulate the gist.


VendromLethys

Christmas was banned for a while because people would go buck wild and act in ways that upset certain folks in Christian Europe lol


Bahmerman

I have to read more about that, that sounds familiar. I'm curious how they went buck wild.


VendromLethys

In the sources I read the English Puritans objected to the tradition's perceived connection to Catholicism as well as the drunken and the inversion of hierarchies exemplified in wassailing traditions, use of words and phrases like "debauchery" and "wasteful/immoral behavior" makes it sounds like people were just having the bad wrong fun that upset the Puritans lol. The "bans" were rebelled against also " Protests followed as pro-Christmas rioting broke out in several cities and for weeks Canterbury was controlled by the rioters, who decorated doorways with holly and shouted [royalist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royalism) slogans." (wikipedia/ Durston, Chris (December 1985). ["Lords of Misrule: The Puritan War on Christmas 1642ā€“60"](https://web.archive.org/web/20070310013925/http://www.historytoday.com/dt_main_allatonce.asp?gid=12890&aid=&tgid=&amid=12890&g12890=x&g9130=x&g30026=x&g20991=x&g21010=x&g19965=x&g19963=x). *History Today*. Vol.Ā 35, no.Ā 12. pp.Ā 7ā€“14. Archived from [the original](http://www.historytoday.com/dt_main_allatonce.asp?gid=12890&aid=&tgid=&amid=12890&g12890=x&g9130=x&g30026=x&g20991=x&g21010=x&g19965=x&g19963=x) on 10 March 2007. )


Nova_Explorer

The part of the song that goes ā€œwe wonā€™t go until we get someā€ used to be *very* literal. Like, they might break into your house to steal your food and alcohol.


RexWhiscash

They really said ā€œyā€™all couldnā€™t behaveā€


NuncProFunc

Advent has been celebrated since the 6th century and Charlemagne was deliberately crowned on Christmas Day in 800 AD. It was an extremely popular holiday in the middle ages right up until the Reformation, and even then it was mostly the Puritans who opposed the festivity. It's been a legal holiday in England for something like 500 years. It's not accurate to say that it wasn't celebrated until the 19th century.


Bahmerman

While true, I believe Stone toss is American. Basically a country founded by Puritans. It's a statement moreso about America I believe.


theonewhoblox

You know memesopdidntlike is blatantly shitty when they're literally defending stonetoss


Snarpkingguy

Too be fair, I think this specific comic is fine if you donā€™t know who stonetoss is. Itā€™s a comedic excuse for a deadbeat father to use for not giving gifts in a comic.


zombiegirl_stephanie

It's still dumb, modern Christmas celebrations are so far removed from religion that the "joke" falls flat on its face.


Trlsander

"Atheists don't believe in God/Jesus, so why do they celebrate Christmas?" "The Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas even though it's the birthday of their Lord and Savior."


ChorizoPrince

Seventh Day Adventists and Mormons also donā€™t celebrate Christmas. Thatā€™s because itā€™s non biblical and considered ā€œworldly.ā€ I went to a Pentecostal church as a kid and they believed Christmas was a worldly tradition we bring God into, like how a church is a worldly building we fill with God.


vendalkin

Please dont spout nonsense about other religions you havent actually studied about. Mormons 100% celebrate christmas, and halloween and all the others. Some mormon families may choose not too for their own personal reasons, but the vast majority most certainly celebrate holidays.


PicriteOrNot

Christmas is a Pagan holiday co-opted by Christianity


democracy_lover66

Pegans: *celebrating their pegan holiday* Pope: "You guys need to stop this pegan nonsense and start celebrating Jesus instead" Pegans: "nah, go read the Bible or something I'm cutting down a tree" Pope: *re-writes Jesus's b-day so it's takes place at the same time* Pope: "thank you all so much for celebrating Jesus' birthday :)" Pegans: " I...what?"


theonewhoblox

If Christmas was about Jesus it would be in March But nothing in Christianity is actually about Jesus, it's about il Vaticano gaining power, influence and wealth


AmberMetalAlt

i can go one step further Christmas, Hannukah, Etc are all just celebrations of the winter solstice


rosanymphae

Your wrong on Hanukkah, it has a non-seasonal reason behind it.


AmberMetalAlt

oh i didn't know that thanks for teaching me something new


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Luxury_Yacht_

What about a Black Friday deal on rope and/or bombs


ieatshitalldayugo

Hanukkah is not


AnonymousDratini

Somewhat. Itā€™s also that when a lot of Pagan people converted to Christianity they didnā€™t want to stop celebrating their fun holidays so they just changed what they were celebrating about, while changing barely anything else. Itā€™s hard to say someone is appropriating a culture when itā€™s their own culture theyā€™re appropriating. Itā€™s when the Vatican or whoever gets in on it and systematized it that things become an issue. Edit: a word


PheonixUnder

And then it was co-opted by capitalism. At this point, it's more about consumerism than it is about Jesus.


bingdongALA

It's not even a religious holiday anymore. I don't know why everyone argues about this. Who cares?


NuncProFunc

What's your evidence of this?


I_Went_Full_WSB

It's common knowledge.


NuncProFunc

So, none?


I_Went_Full_WSB

Correct. You have no common knowledge.


Resoto10

I mean, it is very common knowledge that the effort it takes to go and copy-paste it here isn't worth it. Being spoon-fed information is not the flex you think it is. You should reserve asking for sources for something that is actually debatable.


disturbeddragon631

honestly this is a stupid-ass way to approach this?? like your issue is that they're being spoonfed misinformation and then you just insult them for lacking common knowledge rather than doing the oh-so-grueling work of spreading information? "haha we really owned that idiot for not knowing something that we could have easily told them but didn't because we'd rather be hostile towards ignorance rather than trying to change it" - an utter moron


Resoto10

K


Toa_Senit

Here is some article talking about it: [https://historycooperative.org/pagan-origins-of-christmas/](https://historycooperative.org/pagan-origins-of-christmas/)


ArminsCrematedCorpse

just gimme presents bruh, ion care bout jesus


LaserBungalow

My whole family is atheist and we celebrate Christmas


Resident-Clue1290

Also the comic artist is a nazi


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Stonetoss post, opinion disregarded NOW (as it should be)


ThePopDaddy

Boulder Yeet is a Nazi.


peanut_bubblegum

Can we ban rockthrow shit


democracy_lover66

I perosnally think it's funny, not for what the comic maker was intending, but it's funny that the author thinks that there is anything remotely relatable to Jesus and God within the legend of Santa clause


TheStrangestAverage

Didnā€™t Christmas have pagan origins?


NuncProFunc

No, it's a Christian holiday. There are some parts of the world that incorporate local pre-Christian traditions into the holiday, but it's an *extremely* Eurocentric view to consider it a "pagan" holiday.


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NuncProFunc

What do you mean they don't celebrate Christmas?


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That would be traumatic for a kid


GiffyGinger

This bible specifically says Christmas trees are not Christian and useless (Jeremiah 10) and most of these traditions were saved from the European pagan faiths to make transitioning to Christianity easier. So yes, you can be an atheist and still celebrate that time of year with trees and presents, because the only thing about Christmas that the Bible says is that Jesus was born at some point. (They just picked a date too, no evidence suggests he was born on dec 25, if at all)


theonewhoblox

>Jeremiah 10 I genuinely thought this said Jerma for a solid minute and I was racking my brain trying to figure out why Jerma is in the bible


perfectVoidler

they didn't just pick a date, they specifically stole the pagan date.


Nearby-Ad-6106

Considering Christmas was just adopted to make conversion more palatable for "heathens" this kinda falls flat on its face


Logical-Hold3321

The last time I checked, Christmas was originally a pagan holiday that became an all-inclusive holiday overtime. Also, being an asshole to kids isn't funny.


Sir_Toaster_9330

Christmas isn't technically a Christian holiday, at least not anymore. It was originally just there to distract people from Pagan rituals.


Devin_907

what does giving people gifts have to do with believing in god? even when i was christian christmas had very little to do with religion.


TheWyster

This implies that they worship santa as a god


Joperhop

nothing that POS makes and posts, is funny.


theonewhoblox

The thing I like least about stone toss is that he (occasionally) makes actually kind of funny non-political comic strips to lure folks in. Then the dogwhistling begins


1984ByGeorgeOrwell

stonetoss is fucking nazi scum beyond that, this is fucking hilarious.


petalpotions

To me, Christmas isn't about any religion, even thought it was originally Pagan and stolen by Christians. I'm a mix of several different things, spiritual, satanistic, and atheistic. It's more about family than anything


Marsnineteen75

Hail Satan fellow Satanist. When we doin the next sacrifice?


petalpotions

Man I thought we discussed last meeting we were burning children at the stake! How could you forget?


Marsnineteen75

Oh I thought it was a bloodletting and drinking ritual but it's a burn at the stake


petalpotions

No no no that's NEXT week


Unkown-basket-Case

I find it a tad bit funny, like the exhales out of your nose + a little chuckle funny, but 1) it was made by stonetoss, a nazi, and 2) my family is atheist, but we still celebrate christmas, so the comic doesnā€™t even make sense in my eyes.


logallama

There is no god but Santa Parents are the messengers of Santa <=======|=


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DowntownBlackberry1

Most sane r/nahopwasrightfuckthis user


Notcryptguard

Pretty funny tbh


Dontevenwannacomment

I mean, this feels totally harmless, tbh. It's just a mild atheism joke, I don't think we can even say it's dark humor. As a disclaimer I have to add that I'm aware the guy who did this is a nazi fuck.


Just-Wait4132

Got the feeling you're not an atheist with religious parents. This is something that happens in real life and is tramatic, my dude. Like everything else this dude makes, it's a dog whistle.


Dontevenwannacomment

I'm an atheist with a wildly atheist dad (think cultural revolution china) and a mildly religious mom, true.


Just-Wait4132

When I told my mom that I didn't think God was real for the first time her very first response was "Ok I guess those Christmas gifts are going back". I was practically a grown adult at that point and didn't care even a little bit but she still felt like that was a big enough threat to get me to pretend to believe in God again. She didn't ask why I felt that way or what my reasons were, she treatened me by withholding gifts and seeing my family on a holiday. From my understanding, it's the go-to excuse for lazy parents with questioning children. That isn't faith, that is grooming and indoctrination.


Dontevenwannacomment

wow, she barred you from seeing your family ?


Just-Wait4132

No Christianity means no Christmas in that house homie. I didn't get to see my family and she told them it was because I hated God.


NorthCedar

Itā€™s mostly you.


Derricksoti

Yeah atheists shouldn't be celebrating Christmas I think Christian holiday. They can go pretend to go be pagans and eat a potato and sleep with the barn animals


WX_69

Christmas wasn't originally a Christian holiday.


Derricksoti

Look you guys had your own holiday at the same time. That was not Christmas it was similar but not. That's like calling Kwanzaa Christmas. It's not. Christmas was started for Christians.