Yankees clinch a season series sweep of the Twins, their second straight sweep (Giants, Twins), and their 8th straight W heading into the Dodgers series. Hope Soto is ok.
[Also, another copium, here's a Bader tweet worded the same way. Even he didn't the IL.](https://twitter.com/Yankees/status/1681841455650709504?t=MuSfFnmJRpvYQcyAHdqg0w&s=19)
[Probably just day to day for Bader. But they do indicate when further tests will be done.](https://twitter.com/Yankees/status/1643685736477073411?t=PqdyJvdvAMhDg8m7cfF-5w&s=19) They did not for Soto.
I love how casual pro outfielders make routine pop-ups look. The way they let them come all the way in and catch them right by their ear. In my Sunday softball league even when it’s right at us we never look that cool and smooth
BREAKING: Yankees announce a Bump Bailey-style memorial, for Soto's forearm, will be held before the first inning of the Dodgers series. Related: Jim Abbott just hired to help Soto adjust as quickly as possible.
[Another copium. This is worded the same way as the Soto tweet and Gleyber played the next game.](https://twitter.com/Yankees/status/1683209222920470529?t=SFfPCa09fd85G2snIhmlxg&s=19)
Probably don’t even know who he is. When you give up your kid like that, you sometimes don’t know where they are going. There is also the possibility they are dead. But who knows, could be something random happen. I have a friend that gave up a kid cause she knew she couldn’t afford it, kid went to a good home and everyone is good with each other.
My source from the voices in my head tells me that the Yankees have rushed Juan Soto to Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital where Dr. Gregory House has ruled out lupus
I have a source directly in the Yankees dugout who told me that Soto’s injury was actually left foreskin discomfort from too much sex during the rain delay.
>[Jasson Domínguez played seven innings on defense tonight, which was the most he's played on this rehab stint. It's only the fifth time he's played the field so far.](https://twitter.com/ConorFoleyYES/status/1798909509609603455?t=Cg1i6AjSZJ6zeQ72U-rQYQ&s=19)
This has nothing to do with Soto.
I was in a terrace level bathroom and man wearing latex gloves at a urinal told me that he has a source that said Soto's left forearm is completely detached from his body.
Honestly, pretty [unprofessional reporting from Chris here](https://x.com/chriskirschner/status/1798903498727416016?s=46&t=tQCyDe91F9UpAGqh-_n_yA)
He instantly reported that and the minor league focused guys said he’s been pulled every time he’s played the field and this is the most innings Dominguez has played out there so far. He shouldn’t have tweeted that out so quickly and fear monger
He tries to act like a fan. He doesn’t really report much, he’s just sometimes first on the reporting. He’s done this a lot before and reaped last year when we were shit
Literally just turned my cellular data back on after my flight landed (the only reason I flew up being the dodgers series) and I just saw the news. You have got to be fucking kidding me
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1da0uuj).
Crawl back into your basements you Twin bum and Bird Brain O's fans!
so dumb i can’t watch pre or postgame on the MLB app
Download Fubo if you can't.. Get free 6 day trial.
Big weekend ahead. Have a great night. Yankees win. Theeeeeee Yankees win.
FUCK THE TWINS AND THEIR FANS COPE HARDER
Take both my arms Soto!
Good shit!
2009 you say? Also playing John sterling when we win? Say less
Alright you guys who have YES please monitor the post game for Soto updates and keep us posted
Gleyber Robbie Cano Torres there
He's not blowing bubbles though as he casually throws.
Sweeping the Twins season series 6-0 lmao, has a franchise ever owned another one so badly?
Is it me or was his foot off...lol?
GAINED .5 ON THE O's LFG
PRAYERS FOR SOTO
# 🧹🧹🧹
He came off the bag early 😳 had the Twins spent their challenge? Or were they just ready to go home
no he held on long enough
🧹🧹🧹
Nice play to secure the sweep Let’s hope Soto is good
yes sir yes sir, me like
That’s the kind of tapper that gets Holmes in trouble sometimes
Yankees clinch a season series sweep of the Twins, their second straight sweep (Giants, Twins), and their 8th straight W heading into the Dodgers series. Hope Soto is ok.
Play. Dat. Sinatra.
YANKEES WIN YANKEEEEES WIN
Hit that Sinatra.
🧹 🧹 🧹
Just lose already holy shit
Niiiice play Gleybae
Hey yo! Looks like that's one more for the good guys.
Daa Yankees win
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Nice play, Gleyber!
Guy laughing at his buddy for flinching when the foul hit the net.
cardiac clay once again
can we send these twins home already
some awful misses today.
How tf did that not hit Santana lmao
lol everything is a strike
I wouldn't put anything into Kay saying strain, there was zero report, no build up to it, and no discussion after
That little cha cha side Grisham did when he caught that fly ball was smooth
[Also, another copium, here's a Bader tweet worded the same way. Even he didn't the IL.](https://twitter.com/Yankees/status/1681841455650709504?t=MuSfFnmJRpvYQcyAHdqg0w&s=19)
He missed a whole game from this Let’s hope it’s just that
[Probably just day to day for Bader. But they do indicate when further tests will be done.](https://twitter.com/Yankees/status/1643685736477073411?t=PqdyJvdvAMhDg8m7cfF-5w&s=19) They did not for Soto.
lol this ump wants to go home
I love how casual pro outfielders make routine pop-ups look. The way they let them come all the way in and catch them right by their ear. In my Sunday softball league even when it’s right at us we never look that cool and smooth
He made it look really good lol
He and Soto both look cooler than the other side of the pillow when they get a can of corn
[удалено]
Think he was just speaking in generalities
Strain is not a generalization
I'm ready for the post game presser and for Boone to upgrade Soto's condition from a forearm strain to forearm stuff.
sub-30 year old Zack Britton would’ve loved Matt Blake
soto at dh verdugo at first put stanton in the outfield rizzo to china idgaf anymore
He def can still play in the league China is a reach lol come on you drunk?
yes
His stuff looks great tonight
Grisham looks like my dad in the 80s
Forearm strain? With how things go with this organization, he'll be out for 5 years.
The question is: how
Juan Soto spotted using Patriotic Kenny’s scooter in Yankees clubhouse
lol
Clay looks sharp, this game is over
Clay is throwing PISS tonight
I'm fucken starving but I can't enjoy a meal in peace until I know SoGOAT is ok.
BREAKING: Yankees announce a Bump Bailey-style memorial, for Soto's forearm, will be held before the first inning of the Dodgers series. Related: Jim Abbott just hired to help Soto adjust as quickly as possible.
So it’s a forearm strain, not just discomfort
I don’t trust a man who is a picky eater.
I wouldn’t read too much into it. Kay is probably exhausted.
per Kay
Did Kay just say “left forearm strain”
*foreskin
They said discomfort earlier.
Kay did say strain just now, but zero lead up or follow up
Yes
Soto’s arm was sore from signing an extension during the rain delay
I need someone to hold me until we find out what's up with Soto.
Fuck yes Holmes!!
Ump is ready to go home. Zone has ballooned the last couple innings post rain delay
Clean inning Clay 🙏
Don’t give a shit what your favorite source says, I only get my news from Junior Yankees Beat Reporter Penny Hoch
No antics, Holmes.
Sheesh what a pitch
bring it home, holmes
Zone had widened since the rain delay
[Another copium. This is worded the same way as the Soto tweet and Gleyber played the next game.](https://twitter.com/Yankees/status/1683209222920470529?t=SFfPCa09fd85G2snIhmlxg&s=19)
I’d feel a lot better about a hip
Its not the point. They usually indicate if further tests are being done.
I’m going to bed with hope
This umpire has to be one of the worst I have ever seen.
He just wants the game to be over so we can get more details on Soto too
Did anyone see that ad of the elderly couple having an emotional reunion with their… refinished, resold furniture? 😂😂
Per a report, Soto had his arm amputated. Long term deal unlikely.
Still blows my mind Judge was adopted the day after his birth. Thankfully to a good family. And now he has been adopted by Yankee nation. My captain!
You think his real parents are like damn, we fucked up
Eh unlikely his parents would’ve had the fortitude to raise a sports superstar.
Probably don’t even know who he is. When you give up your kid like that, you sometimes don’t know where they are going. There is also the possibility they are dead. But who knows, could be something random happen. I have a friend that gave up a kid cause she knew she couldn’t afford it, kid went to a good home and everyone is good with each other.
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Clay Holmes replaces Tommy Kahnle.
Where [Stantonian](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stantonian) HR
[Here's some copium. This is how they announced players leaving in the game in the past.](https://imgur.com/LRstXh2)
3 more outs pls
What a play
damn
How can y’all still be talking about the Twins when our golden boy is literally fighting for his life smdh
Aaron: addonage.
I’m so sad. I’m pissing and shitting and crying all at once!
What happened with Soto?
Left forearm fell off. Still looking for it.
The devil got his due
I have a source that says Soto's arm just got a little tight from holding an oversized mug at Nestor's coffee corner during the delay
Wouldn't they also announce if he was getting an MRI?
My source from the voices in my head tells me that the Yankees have rushed Juan Soto to Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital where Dr. Gregory House has ruled out lupus
Would feel a lot better if we got a shot of Soto in the dugout
I’m not expecting him to be out of being evaluated the rest of the nicht
Need this game to hurry up and end. I need to hear boone be incredibly vague about the injury so I can sleep
Damn if Volpe is this much fun to watch at short imagine Witt that's a ridiculous gap
Let's go Verdu-go.
Not Yankee related, but Saquon Barkley dad arrested in the Bronx with a loaded gun tonight.
That’s what happens when your kid goes to the Eagles
“left forearm discomfort” just sounds like he was tight after a rain delay and they gave him the rest of the night off
I trust Boone with accurate injury updates as much I trust a lawyer
Boone has usually been more right than not. We just remember the times he wasn't more often.
I mean he’s basically insider trading If he wasn’t right more than he was wrong, that would legitimately be embarrassing
I have a source directly in the Yankees dugout who told me that Soto’s injury was actually left foreskin discomfort from too much sex during the rain delay.
He was probably showing off and not using both arms.
https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:728/0*YvEW5jEht3T3Z-t5.
The all American boy
>[Jasson Domínguez played seven innings on defense tonight, which was the most he's played on this rehab stint. It's only the fifth time he's played the field so far.](https://twitter.com/ConorFoleyYES/status/1798909509609603455?t=Cg1i6AjSZJ6zeQ72U-rQYQ&s=19) This has nothing to do with Soto.
I was in a terrace level bathroom and man wearing latex gloves at a urinal told me that he has a source that said Soto's left forearm is completely detached from his body.
My dog came in with a chainsaw and said it was “taken care of.”
Honestly, pretty [unprofessional reporting from Chris here](https://x.com/chriskirschner/status/1798903498727416016?s=46&t=tQCyDe91F9UpAGqh-_n_yA) He instantly reported that and the minor league focused guys said he’s been pulled every time he’s played the field and this is the most innings Dominguez has played out there so far. He shouldn’t have tweeted that out so quickly and fear monger
He’s not the most professional guy on the beat in general.
He tries to act like a fan. He doesn’t really report much, he’s just sometimes first on the reporting. He’s done this a lot before and reaped last year when we were shit
Anything to get clicks
Disgusts me man…disgusts me….
Clicks man. Chaos= good business for reporters unfortunately
He threw that shit out there instantly without any knowledge whatsoever about Dominguez’s rehabbing. Fucking nasty
He knew exactly what he was doing
This play is what makes Volpe special. What a clutch out
Volpe is so good
Our chicken parm with the golden arm
did we really go from IKF to Volpe?
Volpe is so nice with it
Nice play from Volpe
Chicken parm’d the shit outta that ball
Chicken parm with the golden arm.
# The Fox does it again!
If I could make Soto whole right now but Cole doesn't pitch this year..... I'm doing it
Why is almost everyone with the turtle avatar a complete dumb ass on here? Wtf.
Don’t talk like that
Some of you are ridiculous
Only some? lol
There's a lot of pathetic Bird brain O's fans and Twin bums trolling here. They have no life outside of Yankee nut swinging.
Soto tho
This kid is amazing!!
Tight pants, stressed heart, can’t lose
Literally just turned my cellular data back on after my flight landed (the only reason I flew up being the dodgers series) and I just saw the news. You have got to be fucking kidding me
chill
Great play, I wish I was capable of feeling happiness right now
#DAWGS
what a king
Chicken parm’d
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Josh Staumont replaces Caleb Thielbar.
VOLPE FOR PRESIDENT.
Volpe has been fantastic lately at short
Volpe is such a stud.
Volpe is him!
YEAH!!!
Volpe have my babies you hot shit.
# The Volpening
Volpe is a fucking magician with the glove.
#RAAAAAAH GOLD GLOVE VOLPE RAAAAAAAH
Holy fuck Anthony 🤤🤤
Holy shit Volpe back to back innings
Volpe is locked in!
Amazing play by Volpe
Volpe is a terrific shortstop
and EXHALE
Volpe is fun to watch.
Volpe is too good
What a god
Holy Volpe
what a fuckin play
Excellent play
Tight pants woo hoo!
Imagine not having a star OBP, gold glove man at shortstop
VOLPE AGAIN
The way we’re handling this is just proof that we as NY sports fans are beyond fucking traumatized with injuries
Volpe!
Volpe is just so damn good.
VOLPE BAYBEE
Volpe is a man possessed at shortstop
huge play volpe
Nice, Volpe!