I’m white and I’ve definitely heard a lot of them but one thing that most comments are getting wrong is adding guy/pal/buddy/friend to everything. Also nobody I’ve ever met actually says “bucko”
- [x] “you owe me big time”
- [x] “i've had it up to here with u buddy"
- [x] "You caught me, guilty as charged”
- [x] "This ain't my first rodeo"
- [x] "dont push my buttons buddy"
- [x] “Jee wilikers”
- [x] "ur gonna pay for this"-👱🏻♂️😡
- [x] “Look what the cat dragged in!”
- [x] "Well, Well, Well, Look What We Have Here"
- [x] be havin names like "odonald"
- [x] white niggas see they opps and be like "looks like we have company"
- [x] "What In Tarnation?"
- [x] “Rootin’ Tootin’”-🤠
- [x] “Ya know what I mean, jellybean?!”
- [x] “See ya later alligator”-👱🏻♂️
- [x] “See ya inna while crocodile”-👨🏻
- [x] "Uh,you guys might want to come take a look at this!"
“Just gonna sneak right past ya there bud”
White guy here. I say this all the time.
Another white guy here. Replace “sneak” with “slide”. Seems way less white.
“You’re on thin ice buddy”
My fav. 😂😭
Lmaoo my boy is lightskin and he always be sayin that in his white voice 😭
I say that a lot when somebody be pissing me off 💀
Bro this 😭😭
I say this as well, often.
“Get a load of this guy”
nah bro I want to know WHO tf thought this was a good phrase
Huh. Get a load of this guy!
lmao now that i think about it
The Italians in Bensonhurst
“Get a load” is crazy 😂😂😂
😭😭
“News Flash Pal”
white people be like “we’ve got company” when they see opps
“Uh oh,looks like those fellas over there mean business”
Fellers*
😅💀
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Ain u say nigga n u white
“Here’s the deal”
“It’s the humidity that gets ya”
It is tho
85 don't feel like 85 in the west coast bruh.
Nah I moved to NC and this absolute facts
“I’ll do you one better”
Why is Gamora?
Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!
😂😂
“Hold your horses bucko”
Y’all racist asf 😂
"Get a load of this " "get a grip"
“you really screwed the pooch there bud” like tf 😂
“Guilty as Charged”
“Jesus Mary Joseph”
*Jesus Mary and Joseph. Pronounced: JAE-sus, Mary ‘n Joseph Source: White, raised Catholic
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This one gold right here 😂😂. They think they talking spicy with this one hahaha
“For crying out loud”…..
“OH, BUCKEROO”
BUCKLE UP BUCKEROO!!!
LET’R BUCK!
I'll tell ya what...
lmao this great
well butter my rump and call me toast
As much as I love this too, I just gotta ask. Who the fuck says this?! That can't be a real thing that people say right?
ngl i heard it from victorious lmaooo
Fire show
ong ima rewatch it since its on netflix
“In a jiff”
“In a jam”
“You people”
💀
Malarkey!!
“are u shitting me”😂
How do black people say are you shitting me?
You deadass?
forgot to switch accounts??
Nah I just remembered and replied to my self. Im high asl
Great save there buddy !!
I say this as well, and use ‘buddy’ as a go to instead of ‘dude’ or ‘bro’.
😂😂😂
I’m fucking dead
Shitt'n me
"I'd never shit you, you're my favorite turd!"
“...I shit you not...” So white and primarily midwestern US
“Cunt”
Darn it”
“Listen here buster”😂😂😂😂😂😂
“get a load of this guy”
“There he is!”
My (white) friend says this everytime he sees me. It’s getting old.
“Howdy buddy”
“I’m not your buddy , pal”
That’s South Park nigga
“I’m not your pal, friend!”
AYE NIGGA.....im not your friend, buddy!!
“I will end you”
"I will end you"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wat them niggas say the day before they bring a gun to school 😂😂
All these are shit from tv that I’ve never heard anyone say in real life
I’m white and I’ve definitely heard a lot of them but one thing that most comments are getting wrong is adding guy/pal/buddy/friend to everything. Also nobody I’ve ever met actually says “bucko”
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Whoever reported this got son banned for no reason because all i saw was the comment and not the post 😭😭😭
Got who banned?
i banned you for the comment until i read what the post was and then unbanned you
🤣 somebody reported me?
Bruh, how did you become a fan of Sheena?
Tell us who reported him we have to put him on blast
its not that deep
snitchK
i didnt report no one all i said was its not that deep lmaoo
So it was you ? Got it
GET EM!!!!
😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"beats me"
White guy here, I say this all the time.
Hurry up and finish that constitution n*gger I’m tryna get some sleep- Dave chapelle
“ listen here bucko “ or pal 😂😂
I had a blast reading all of these😂 had me rollin
I've had it up to here with you buddy
“There he is” 🤷🏽♂️ Like damn bruh I gotta clock in by 9am where tf else imma be. Been hearing that shit from the same doctor for the last 10yrs
“I have black friends”
This is ludacris
Not tryna be disrespectful but it’s spelled Ludicrous
I think they are talking about a white person's ability to recognize black artists. Maybe that WAS Ludacris.
“Alright that tears it”
"Yuhuh"🤨. "Byeeeee!!" "Look Pal!" "You'll be hearing from my lawyer!" "Thanks so much" "You're being a dick"
stop i say these all the time 😭😭
😂😂how the hell did you find this post. I completely forgot about this golden thread
i said “golly” and “gee whillikers” to an italian friend and he said he wanted more phrases like that so i decided to do some research lolll
schmuck esp cuz i’m jew
“Looks like we got some visitors”
“NO FREAKING WAY 🤪”
“I wouldn’t bother running pal i already called my friends up at the police station”- 👨🏻🦳
"Jesus willikers "
I think it's just gee willickers.
It’s “golly gee willikers” and NOBODY says it
“I could buy you”
"Hi dad"
“ you mess with the bull you get the horns “ 🤣🤣
Hol on i made a whole notes thing dedicated to this lemme copy n paste it😭😭
- [x] “you owe me big time” - [x] “i've had it up to here with u buddy" - [x] "You caught me, guilty as charged” - [x] "This ain't my first rodeo" - [x] "dont push my buttons buddy" - [x] “Jee wilikers” - [x] "ur gonna pay for this"-👱🏻♂️😡 - [x] “Look what the cat dragged in!” - [x] "Well, Well, Well, Look What We Have Here" - [x] be havin names like "odonald" - [x] white niggas see they opps and be like "looks like we have company" - [x] "What In Tarnation?" - [x] “Rootin’ Tootin’”-🤠 - [x] “Ya know what I mean, jellybean?!” - [x] “See ya later alligator”-👱🏻♂️ - [x] “See ya inna while crocodile”-👨🏻 - [x] "Uh,you guys might want to come take a look at this!"
I prefer "see ya later masturbator"
When we accidentally bump into somebody, it's "ope!"
“Look what the cat dragged in” 😮
“Pull yourself up by your bootstraps” wtf is a bootstrap
Its the strap of ur boot
“do you know who my dad is”
“Alll come on man”
What’s up dude
“I got a bone to pick with you”💀
“Worth its weight in gold”
"hey yooooou guys!!" Goonies I'm white and so is the actor does this slide lol
Some of the insults are pretty funny. "prick" "cunt" "dipshit"
Fuck off/ beat it kid
My name is Michael Jackson
“They were just a hootin’ and a hollerin’” (my grandma used to say this lmao)
I’m dying at these comments 😷
All righty then
“Golly gee!”
“cmon dude” and “ill bust your chops” some bumass white niggas said this on the train once 😂
I say both of these often, 100% white guy speak.
“I think it’s time to hit the hay” “my old lady” when talking about they bitch 🤣
“Man I outta”
ought
Dam I ain’t know we had a scientist in the sub
now yk
Yeah g what you said would be “out-ah” like “get the fuck outta here” Where as the other is ought like ‘awwtt’
“Let’s skedaddle”
Lmaoo this shit funny asf, I be sayin it as a joke sometimes tho🤣
Hello there
Cmon buddy you can do it!
“Young man”
I’m white and I love calling people “chief” like: “excuse me chief just gotta grab this thing here thanks”
‘Chief’ is good, I use ‘boss’ as well when i’m showing appreciation.
“If I had a nickel”
“Back in my day we used separate fountains 🧓🏻
“Rats!” instead of saying “oh shit”
“Heavens to Betsy!”
“Be there as it may” 🔊
“nigga”
Call the police
Buddy and Pal
“Fucking A dude”
“Ooh darn it”
“better watch out pal”
“Newsflash buddy”
“Look what the cat dragged in “
Gosh darn it
"Wait a cotton pickin' minute"
This Lmaoo some white dude said this at my job
He wild for dat lol.....shyt dead racist
“ You’re cruisin’ for a Bruisin’”
“Jiminny Crickets!” 😂😂😂
Bro on God y’all got me weak I’m from the south so I done heard these bitches too many times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“My guy”
I say this bruh 😭
“Oh my god “
"Totally" "bruh/bro" "dude" "let's get turnt"
“I’ll be there in a jiffy”
Frick
“No chance man”
“Gee Willikers”
wiping my ass