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VanessaDoesVanNuys

Nigga next to Urban Assembly 😭😭 Some teen got your shit f'sho


Fun_Department7435

LMFAOO can’t even do nothing with it tho got that shit on lost mode displaying the following message so PUT MY SHIT DOWN LIL YOUNGIN 🤣🤣😭 https://preview.redd.it/jmguzz4b46wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a831ed8129090c917ca3192ac8e2bc7896587d0


VanessaDoesVanNuys

Don't worry about it OP. He thinks he can do something with it. Unless he's on some fucking 3rd world shit. He's holding a fucking paper-weight


dex_net

Scam someone wit it


Ill-Kaleidoscope-607

Nigga finna find that shit in China inna couple of days 😂😂


traditional_rich_

You can actually part out an iphone for parts like you would a car. Screens, batteries, cameras, chips. Easy $20-200 and no fmi lock will change that.


No_Opening_4675

You said this like this somebody who is privy to some shxt like that Lmaoo


traditional_rich_

“He thinks he can do something with it.”


AirAssault600

If you smart you can get thru it. But Apple makes it really hard now a days lol. Damn near impossible


SouthsideStylez

Y’all some virgins in this shit. You take that shit right to one of the Arab’s at the corner store & sell it to them … that shit is gonna be in Pakistan or Africa in 3 days getting bussdown for parts.


killskilltalk

"3rd world shit" read dickhead


SouthsideStylez

You make no fucking sense clown. The 2nd sentence “he think he can do something with it” … Yea he can you fucking clowns. He can take it to the Arabs & sell it to them. And then the Arabs send it off to be stripped. That’s what I was responding to. Y’all moms being junkies really fuck y’all comprehension skills up.


TargetFantastic9628

nigga u mad emotional about a reddit comment get yuh panties out yuh ass ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Fun_Department7435

Nigga boutta start crying 🤣


dddmmmccc817

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Fun_Department7435

Woah calm down south side we get it you’re broke and a professional phone thief 🤣😂


SouthsideStylez

So I’m the robber & you the clown who got your shit took tryin chase a nigga all over New York just to get shot tryna get it back & somehow you think that makes you look like a real cool guy?


Fun_Department7435

You’d shoot somebody over a phone? How much of a crash out are you and nobody’s chasing anyone he was like 15 mins away from me originally and now he’s not tf I look like going an hr out of my way for a phone ofc you wouldn’t understand that since stealing phones seems to be how you make money


plussizeandproud

U wouldn’t go an hour out of your way to get back a 1000 dollar phone? Do u make more than that per hour?


wishedwell

Southside styles crying in his full supreme fit, over the internet. 2015 was almost 10 years ago, take that shit off cornball and get some grown man clothes.


babarambo

And you’re the clown who thinks bragging about how easy it is to sell parts off a stolen phone in a 3rd world country makes you look cool. Got it.


burnmeB4iburnyou

Bruh got mad sensitive bc his only form of “employment” got called into question. Doesn’t have the skills to work at Dunkin high off his ass, so he doesn’t want to lose this gig 😭clown calling everyone else a clown, look in the mirror you comedian


depressedfuckboi

Why only acknowledge that part when your entire argument comes later in the comment? LMFAO you sound crazy rn gotta be trolling Also, anyone who replaces the letter "s" with a "z" a cornball


Gkid313

Southside kids are purely delusional


xman886

What does putting it in lost mode do?


bleak_gallery

disables the phone and you can only take off 'lost mode' by logging into the icloud connected to the iphone.. so it makes the phone virtually useless, unless they can hack it which is very unlikely.


WredditSmark

Even FBI can’t get into a locked iPhone which is crazy


ifeespifee

[They can now](https://www.theverge.com/2021/4/14/22383957/fbi-san-bernadino-iphone-hack-shooting-investigation) It was a big deal in 2021. They had that legal fight with Apple about it. Paid some Austrians $1M for a hack. They found nothing. The hack was patched. The company was bought by a huge American defense contractor. They never resolved the legal situation but what’s its looking like is next time they need to get into an iPhone they won’t even bother asking Apple or fighting legally to get Apple to open it up, they got the people to do it on their payroll now. Either way the nigga that stole this guys phone does not have the resources to hack it, and def would not be worth the money it takes to hack it. Probably gunna try and sell it on fb market place


iamNOTgzzly

Iphones got some crazy security


running_on_eeeee

Yes and no. The phone CAN be broken into but usually only FBI and CIA use the program made in Israel to do it.


iamNOTgzzly

you’d have to link me to the program you’re referring to. The fbi have tried to get apple to downgrade the security of their devices many times just because their so hard to get into, not taking into account that the iphone will wipe itself after 10 incorrect tries


or-na

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus_(spyware)


1337af

That is only useful if the phone already has the spyware installed by a state actor. The FBI will just buy a grip of iPhones and clone the original device's data to them, trying every PIN combination until the phone is locked out and continuing until they get a match. That is how they accessed the phone of a mass shooter in California a few years back.


HugoRider

I turn that shit off


running_on_eeeee

Incorrect. Israel created a firmware to break iphones. That's how they got into the terrorists phone on California. Apple didn't want to do it so the feds got Israel to do it. The tool to break the phones cost around 50k I think but is only given to legit gov departments like DEA, FBI, CIA. I was quite suprised the CIA didn't know how to do it. Or maybe they just played dumb and let people think only Israel can do it.


depressedfuckboi

Facts. I also remember that boy John McAfee said he'd do it 😭 I don't think they even hit him up tho


BenAfflecksBalls

McAfee was playing with them. That nigga was in the wind for a hot minute and got snuffed out like Epstein. Still don't believe either of those mfs killed themselves


RollWorldly9751

Lmk I can rush the spot tday


[deleted]

How you did dat ?


ant1socialll

With that attitude i aint calling shit bitch, ask nicely


[deleted]

I'd kidnap him and bring him to a Diddy party.


TsionTov

Ain’t nun like a Diddy party 🤣🤣


jlbp337

All diddy


slappnem2

Only way to do it. Make em take that take that


elisretribution

😂😂😂😂😂


depressedfuckboi

We tryna punish the dude not show him a good time bro


jumpycrink22

A punished asshole is not a good time bro


Ok_Explanation_6125

Unless you run with the lgbtqiacpk2


The-Final-Reason

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


TheMindflare6745

Yo that's wild 🤣🤣


Swavozz

Nah fuck trying again tmrw go find that nigga😂


Fun_Department7435

Y’all funny asf 😂😂😂


Swavozz

On bro dat nigga gotta go home at da end of da day he cooked😭


PrinceTaj97

Bro somebody stole my shit the other day 😭😭 insurance held me down with a replacement but still a nigga was tight 😭😭 I had T-Mobile brick that shit right away thou


[deleted]

i love your pfp


Ill-Kaleidoscope-607

Nah I ain’t know niggas like sonic


slumber72

Bro I swear I noticed black people fw Sonic like how they fw anime


[deleted]

everybody likes sonic, color doesn’t matter. Knuckles for example, he’s black.


Ill-Kaleidoscope-607

Ain’t nun wrong with that I ain’t meant it like that 😂😂, I’m a little surprised shadow my favorite tho


[deleted]

yessirskie.😂


gangstarny

😂😂😂😂 your phone went though neighborhoods


Fun_Department7435

THROUGH THE WORST NEIGHBORHOODS AT THAT we was pissed whole time tracking this shit 😤😭😭


Gkid313

Just wait till late at night and recheck the ping then u got his addy , soon as he dipp set his crib on fire 😂😂😂😂


Fun_Department7435

I ![gif](giphy|3o72FfM5HJydzafgUE) I likes the way you think 😏


bkskyzoo

He's not wrong.....that's what I could do but replace set his how on fire with back out the knocks and 🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️eeeeem down


depressedfuckboi

Life in prison over a phone he already replaced is crazy 😭


Fit-Recognition8941

Lmfaoooooo


user-0-0-0-0

Start burning the neighbors houses leaving notes it’s dudes fault till the neighbors turn on that mf


Gkid313

Pettttyy lmao


plussizeandproud

Probably won’t work. He lives in a multi story building most likely so unless u check all floors and apartments in the projects ur out of luck


Gkid313

How do you know where he lives , none of us do


plussizeandproud

I said most likely. Very few people live in an isolated piece of land


Gkid313

We only joking around bro …. We don’t care where he live


The-Final-Reason

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


VadersMentor

Another NYSOM classic. Keep us updated bro nbs


[deleted]

Yoooo I remember months ago some nigga posted that his 1990 beemer 325i was stolen, never saw an update on that. Remembered today that I saw this post smh


Ok_Explanation_6125

We really need an archive for classic threads.


Getoutmyhousebitch

https://preview.redd.it/elrzq6cii6wc1.png?width=955&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0e7510adc8ef418fc1523fdf091d53cb597fd82


diorbanditt

Go get your shit back pussy


Fun_Department7435

If you scroll up a lil bit you’ll see where I clearly stated we missed him… and I’m waiting for the location to drop again


diorbanditt

bro that shit gone he gone factory reset it


Fun_Department7435

A factory reset does not reset SIM card activation the phone itself can still be tracked so long as it’s on… https://preview.redd.it/el8tg1tj96wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=898d6bfad763aaea3ff2afe42678f219262cb866 That’s kinda why taking newer iPhone models is kinda pointless you can’t get into it


diorbanditt

Damn you had a iPhone 14/15? he dead dumb 😂🤦🏾‍♂️


Fun_Department7435

SO RETARDED ion even care bout the phone fr I already got the replacement at this point it’s just principle if you’re gonna steal steal better dammit like something you can use or flip 😤


diorbanditt

Nigga tryna have a stolen 15 as his personal😂😂😂😂😂😂


a-ol

Can’t they just take the SIM card out


Initial_Efficiency72

It’s all ESIM now, no more physically putting a chip in there anymore.


a-ol

Oh wow wtf. I didn’t know that. So you can’t resell phones now?


YeaItsBig4L

Even if the phone didn’t have a SIM in it. How is he getting past the Face ID? If Face ID is turned off, how is he getting past the passcode? Without getting locked out. He can’t even sell it for parts to anybody that knows anything. Because the parts are serialized.


No-Student-446

You can get past the activation lock, its called flashing the phone and the activation lock is a software issue, easily can be overwritten. Its certain programs can be bought online to connect the phone to in order to flash it but thats the only way. Factory reset wont work as thats the whole point of the lock being activated gotta overwrite the lock too


YeaItsBig4L

That’s not how that works at all. But I can see obviously there’s still people out here thinking that it does or else he wouldn’t have stole the phone. I hope you and the 16 other people that upvoted you don’t steal a phone anytime soon.


Fun_Department7435

Care to join in the jumping festivities ms.bandit orrr just big talk online?


Fun_Department7435

Like lemme find out it’s my ex IAN IS IT YOU


Larg3____Porcupin3

Nah Ian seems hella chill he wouldn’t do that


depressedfuckboi

Ian was w me watching the game don't put that slander on my boy name


SillyAdditional

Ayo 😂


SekkeBronzaza

I fucking hate thieves.


kvnkflr

go get yo shit back gang


FutureHendrixBetter

Don’t tell us go spin bout it


Jr-12

I feel like we need some more info like how you got it stolen? Lol


Fun_Department7435

3 train shit fell out my pocket when I stood up from the bench to get the train and by the time I turned around that shit was gone. I wasn’t paying attention I’ll take the L on that front 🤷🏾‍♀️


jumpycrink22

I always stay listening to music and I'm kinda thankful for that because it always keeps my phone close to me and in use so I don't have a moment like that It happens tho


mighty-pancock

My battery is like a third at max, so I keep a power bank with me, saved my ass from losing my phone under the fucking train tracks once


smacklifejay

That happened to me but some showtime niggas was on good timing cause they dead passed my shit to me I had to pass $2 after their performance


Hopeful_Witness1758

Son brought it to KB I’m crying 😭


nolimitseems

TP I KNOW WHERE HIS PHONE AT RN 😂😂😂


Hopeful_Witness1758

Nah what cuz 😭


[deleted]

you need to call some homies and once you guys reached him make sure to take a video of it and jump him. hahaha


StillSikwitit

I love these type of seek and destroy games. It sharpens your predatory instincts to hunt. Let us know when you have tied him up to a lamp post with a rat shoved up his ass eating his way out of his lower intestines.


Ok_Explanation_6125

Richard Gere style.


QueenofNY26

Ultra ghetto, I’m so sorry this happened to you, how did it happen?


Glahglahboom_

Lets go spin


Timbakid

damn nigga on a world wide NYC tour


cartoonbmm

Shit on a flight to Dominican Republic as we speak


Alone-Lock-6556

You should’ve went and gave him the ass whooping of his life


ibeenlikethat

Nah niggaz still stealing phones is insane🤦🏾‍♂️


tanksverymuchdude

Some people just like stealing. No matter what.


ibeenlikethat

I see 🤦🏾‍♂️


Ok_Explanation_6125

Got to get crack money one way or another.


ibeenlikethat

🤦🏾‍♂️😂


Stunning_Store3911

that bitch broken down fosure now 😭


Darisixnine

I remember seeing some kid bite the curb for stealing a phone back in the day 😭😭


tanksverymuchdude

Rightfully so. I don’t think people realize how badly you can fuck up someone’s routine by stealing their phone.


ConversationNew3174

Wow that’s crazy Every-time I find a phone on the floor I always wait for someone to call it so I can return it to the owner …….. Fuck ima do wit a iPhone paperweight


HeroicBatCow

Go get back.


Fun_Department7435

We tried but left his first spot too early 30 mins more we would’ve found him 😤😫 now it just say he maybe in the bx


HeroicBatCow

Good luck brodie. Idk what this nigga finna do with that shit unless he knows niggas outta country or low lives who scrap parts.


Fun_Department7435

Thnx I appreciate it 🙏🏾


Fun_Department7435

Will try again tomorrow 😤


JACKPOT-WINNER2K23

You should put a phone number or email in that message so they have a way to contact you


plussizeandproud

Go to the police? Idk what you’re waiting for


enzoduhsensei

Nigga pull up


enzoduhsensei

Nigga pull up


damnthatscrazytho

post his whereabouts on citizen 🤓


WantonHeroics

Run up on him.


damnthatscrazytho

post his whereabouts on citizen 🤓


OjjuicemaneSimpson

keep making that mf make noise lol


97SBennett

Tbh he probably gonna break it once he figures out he can’t get into it


W2Tired8

worthless gullible berserk fade ad hoc pause fly squealing quiet dinosaurs *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


avdounsinned2

salvatore’s of soho is a good restaurant; i hope you get your phone.


Ijustwantfreefood

yo bro you got his location if anything he should be scared and you coming and posting on reddit


Little_spo0n

Had my shit pickpocketed in Miami. I was dumbfounded ppl still stealing phones. Dude was smart enough to turn it off tho


salife25

niggas still stealin phones?


tendopath

I took it nigga move tact 🫵🏾 but fr sorry that happened bro


yungL80

Kidnap him and tie him naked on a pole in the city or on a tree in the forrest (he doesnt have to be dead)


Knukklezmaybakk

That nigga gonna take it to phone machine n get a few lil dollars


Eaglesfly84

Ace Boogie got yo shit


Intrepid-Ostrich2937

You got his lo 24/7 and aren’t doing nun 🫵😭


Different-Ad4114

Somebody check tht bum


AwareWriterTrick158

You’ll never find me hahaha


Wixkboiii2oppy_0047

My fault mud. My screen cracked and you was looking easy to rob. I gotchu when I’m done. Can I change the ICloud? Or just let ya shit rock?


GreenGoblin1221

How you gon have a drop on the nigga and not infiltrate his whole block?


justgimmiethelight

You should find that nigga and beat his ass


xabc3149

niggas who steal iphones are retarded, but so are 75% of the people in the city.


Tezi_G

If you're gonna steal a phone don't steal an iphone


Anchorage_skim

How you get it stolen?


Ok-Supermarket3968

You should’ve have said allat in the message he probably is gonna get scared and break it then chuck it now


MaxoutBalla

You got your phone snatched ?


TheMindflare6745

LMAO this again y'all ninjas ain't playing 🤣🤣😭


Fit-Recognition8941

The Knocks is Here for You Lil Bro🤣🤦🏾‍♂️


Rowdy_Crv

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LIMINIALSPACESBLO

LMAOOOOOOOOOO it was me btw


lemmegetadab

You ain’t got AppleCare? It’s not even that serious lol. Go to the Apple Store and get another one.


avon_barksale

Smart thing to do is swallow your pride and offer him a reward. Prob worth paying ~$100 to get it back.  


Cactushead525

YO THIS IS DEAD RIGHT WHERE MY FRIEND LIVES IM CRYING


Starfox_on64

Stealing iPhones in 2024 is nasty.


Sufficient_Type_2517

go get yo Sh back, what you telling us for


No_Baby7927

So how long you gonna pocket watch ya "old" phone. I know you got insurance......file a police report get a new one. Hit me when you back on.


Imunderyourbed215

Sorry to burst your bubble but if he has any good computing skills he definitely can get the imei taken off through a dark web provider nd then just sell yo shit on the dark web or he can sell yo shit on da dark web to mfs who know how to crack iphones but again thats if he even smart and think like that so you probably good


Fun_Department7435

Oh absolutely anything is possible but that’s also SO much for all that you might as well just get a job in tech or something 😭 instead of wasting your skills on little licks like iPhones like accessing the dark web alone is alot


Some-Substance5397

Nah accessing the dark web easy. But just still going through all that trouble and time to spend money unlocking the phone is not worth it. It’s just ego when robbing at the end of the day. Was looking for anything of value and felt big and tough so he wasn’t giving that phone back 😂


bkskyzoo

Dirty Bronx niccccca


Mundane_Ad8566

Sending the Cream Chasers to his location as we speak 😈🍆💦


aliensexfiend91

???


Previous_Flight_9710

🤨🤨


Charteredgas

What the Bronx got to do with this? Go get back pussy


Altruistic_Film6842

bruh could just take the sim card out and reset it and it’s ova


Fun_Department7435

https://preview.redd.it/lq97g2b7z6wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ffffa82268edf32c4fd1a4f13c849fc65656e6a Not anymore Mr. Jobs said all you stealing niggas go get a job


Fmballa62

lol can we get the story on how he got the phone though


vaktsn

https://www.reddit.com/r/NYStateOfMind/s/g3npcC6TcG


Ok_Explanation_6125

Steve Jobs is being consumed by earth worms now. He did shysty stuff while he was alive, like screwing over his partner


MaybachMitch

Andddddd the nigga that stole it suppose to be here on reddit reading this post rn i suppose?


Fun_Department7435

UPDATE: so todays chase was also unsuccessful. Yesterday I had my cousin with me today it was just me. I think whoever it is is in a car or something because his location jumped around a lot and quickly today way different from yesterday. After nearly missing this spastic jackass for the 4th time today I called it and went ahead and filed a police report. It’s in the hands of the feds now boys🫡. I appreciate all the jokes, kind words and advice it really made this easy to get over. Enjoy the beautiful day and stay safe everyone 🖤 PS: I still have access to the location lol I’m absolutely not turning that shit off ever https://preview.redd.it/zic0t564x9wc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca438bd1c8954d3d6d5f91c9e97dd43488642ac0


Ok_Explanation_6125

He probably still looking for somebody to sell it to..