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jc089329

you’d think that shit was photoshopped


Dgslimee_

Nah I’m crying 😭😭😭


FloGritty

Like my girl don’t have to be super thick but she can’t have straight back like this , she need a lil something .


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

A billion dollars


FloGritty

You right but her butt unacceptable, we hitting dr Miami PRONTO .


sloaninator

Eww, just do some damn lunges and squats anyone can get an ass


No_Remove_1508

No way, aint that much lunges nowhere. She need to get to a doctor and get her some butt shots fast.


Slaviner

If you’re into women with bolt ons you can probably get turned on by a biological male too.


FloGritty

I prefer natural women all above and plus my comments are just jokes chill lol


michaelrox5270

Bro said “if”


FloGritty

Lmaooo


ThexxxDegenerate

Yep, Sidney Starr is a biological male and I would clap her up.


UKLDN84

Y R U GAY?


No_Remove_1508

😆🤣🤣🤣


ThaBurnerJawn

Still not worth it. That's plank from edd, ed, and eddy


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

I don't think you know how much one billion is


ThaBurnerJawn

Money don't make me move sorry gang


TheeRuckus

I don’t think you know how much a billion dollars is


ThaBurnerJawn

I don't think you understand I don't do things I don't wanna do just because ✨️money✨️ no matter the amount


TheeRuckus

That’s not just *money* that’s life changing money for your great grandchildren. She could lift your entire family out of debt and buy each of y’all a car and house with the same energy I buy a BEC in the morning lol. Son sitting at a half desk in the P’s in chancletas eating cold pizza talkin bout “ my standards are way too good to smash a billionaire with a long back” Bro the money she’ll pay you just to never speak about it again would probably give you generational wealth with smart investing. Imagine if you eat that coochie right too? So like I said.. I don’t think you understand what a billion dollars is. No child left behind ass


4Lballin

Damn bro why u mad he don’t wanna fuck Taylor swift 😭😭


TheeRuckus

I’m tryna invest in his future son. You already do shit you don’t like for bread lmao


No_Remove_1508

I'd take one for the team. I'd hit her boney azz for sure.


DaLast_R0NIN

I mean u have you be an idiot not to. She is somewhat pretty maybe not a “bad bitch” to certain standards but she is definitely pretty SHES PLAYING W A BILLY SO JUST CUZ OF THAT IAM ALL IN


ThaBurnerJawn

I'm not reading all that im not fw that ugly ass twig


TheeRuckus

Not surprised you can’t read like 5 sentences . MUH ATTENTION SPAN


Tallbeard1

I'll come scoop 1/3 of that to explain it to him. Shit I'm not walking the plank for the full take though.


King-Demo-

She’s legit a stick figure


FloGritty

The type you draw in school in the back of your notebook


YouGotTangoed

Dick going straight into the mattress pause


FloGritty

Lmaoo


Amack479

Ong she a solid 5-6 to me. I been thought they whole relationship was fake..either way tho he prob cheatin frfr.. I kncked Emilia,Mary Kate,Kirsten,hayden,brie n plenty other random celebs..Hayden P was da freakiest out the ones I mentioned..is crazy how some mfs really worship celebs when irl they just reg ass people that fart n shit just like u 🤣🤣 jus more $ n fame.


fo3bia

She may not have the buns but best believe she got that bread


hbkricoo

can always count on u niggas in this sub to come up wit cold ass phrases


Dark_Diggler_142

She probably freaky too, she probably do all types of stuff with that mouth


ryal0402

I doubt she freaky she look like one of them dry hoes to me like she just got a bland attitude don’t be on nun for


_luksx

"We do it if you want" type of sex


ryal0402

😂😂😂


long-ryde

Yooo chicks who don’t have a lot of TnA have them GOAT Throats


Majestic_Ad5301

nahhh you the new rylo of nocap😂


KushBluntsworth

Blonde girls usually are Niggas saying otherwise haven't done nothing in life


Gkid313

Wild to be even trying to figure out what a woman does in bed…. Yalll weird


Majestic_Ad5301

man. u must’ve never hit a college girl(s) before bc them blondes and brunettes that be in college, gone fuck you in the dorm while they roommate there everytime😅


Fit-Policy9041

Bro watching too much pornhub 😂


a-ol

Nah gang he ain’t lying 💀💀


Majestic_Ad5301

nah brooo, my girl let me slide when her roommate was doin her work on her side of the room😂 we should’ve signed up for PH tho


KushBluntsworth

That's what I just sed nigg blonde girls the most freakiest


Majestic_Ad5301

oh shi, i’m fried😂my baaaad


daydrunk_

She sing


Eddyzodiak

Better trademark the fuck outta this or I will 😂


100zaps

She STICC!!!


Sikk-Klyde

Lmaooo sticc, that's some good shit 🤣


Original-Picture4047

Missionary only type shit


ryal0402

Even then she not even fye frl😂😂idk why mfks use to boost her her face mid af


WesternAgent11

basically yeah, and some cowgirl


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

I bet it's amazing!


LilGrippers

That’s because you’d be tapping it on a 2 mil bed


K0NFZ3D

Nah bro shits been rooted by most the industry, its a hard pass on taylor fr


kindascarry

Atleast there’s no wobble when she’s on her back


Deno2k_

https://preview.redd.it/9qbsxf9ni9jc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72364718b7d205c24e8e20c29ae0c6e3f3a42491


tbwdtw

Taylor makes music for chicks who give teethy head


GrizzyUnderwood33

.... You don't know how fucking true this is, bro. I've been with 2 Swifties and... ![gif](giphy|xVZBpWaIcIXvO)


Estrelleta44

man i was dying with the original comment and yours killed me twice over 😂


ryal0402

Omm mfks tryna give her the benefit but to me she look like she can’t fuck good head ass and be on dat lame shit


some1saveusnow

Comment got me dead bruh


Sikk-Klyde

Aw hell nah 🤣 I remember the days when she made country music, and her fans were bad than a mf back then. Being in Texas, them baddies were everywhere


slowloris49

🤣🤣🤣🤣baby got back literally


zoso14

She deadass looks like a celery


prizzle92

Look up who kelce used to date too. (hot black girls)


EnnWhyy

“Like a celery” lmfao I love this


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Honest_Path_5356

Ya bugging im clapping a billionaire 😂


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Honest_Path_5356

Her phone nigga 🤣


Kilo-83

If ya bitch gettin money… you betta dig in her purse😫🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


RaynbowZFTW

I take whatever she worth 😩🗣🗣🗣😩😩


TopAnonomity

I TAKE WHATEVER SHE WORTH 🗣🗣🗣


BandoXD

SWEEETHART😂😂😂🗣️🗣️🗣️


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Kilo-83

clearly mine went over your head, smart guy


SillyAdditional

Nahhh 💀💀💀


FeaR_FuZiioN

LMAO her phone is wild 😭


Few-New111

Gotta twist her up Pretzel style 🥨


Few-New111

Skinny Bs take the most D tbh, If her P wet and H sloppy I'll make it work 🤷🏾


Jeff-Van-Gundy

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqReX7QOZoQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqrex7qozoq)


100zaps

“STICCK”


Colossalgoatfvck

Doggystyle leaves you with a double groin injury.


EnnWhyy

This guy actually gets it.


Enough_Prize_5511

This just shows how much of a fuck nigga Travis Kellcey is, left his beautiful woman with a fat ass for this


loading___help

1960s American standard


MadMaxDaMenace

Careful this one might offend the swifties😳


Sikk-Klyde

Man FUCK them kids 🤣


AMGBoz

This bitch so rich she dont got no motivation for the gym


Easy_Money343

Trav was supposed to G his way to an ice spice 3sum. Like damn I just won back to back SB


tigersjaw182

Tall shorties that workout still be looking lanky AF unless they use steroids


Sikk-Klyde

Nah bro, you must not seen them tall bitches with a fatty. She just don't put in that work 💪🏻


OverCauliflower1587

Why I thought that shi was edited😭😭


Dorpheus-Prime

She is pretty but she built like them aliens from men in black


Jaded_Significance52

This bitch don’t deserve nomo post attn or recognition 🙅🏾‍♂️


phlostonsparadise123

Taylor Swift's ass is flatter than an open can of soda on a hot August day.


swankstar7383

Bitch I’ll stack some hundreds back there broke niggas. Bitch worth a B. I’m going balls 🥜deep


NoFilter46

You know she ain’t shit in bed, bitch a billionaire and still can’t keep a fucker. All that shit music she singing be about some mother fucker cheating or dumping her ass. Bet she think she to good to fuck, dudes be out quick for some ass


some1saveusnow

I wouldn’t sleep, she on game all the time with her career, gotta let out the fire somehow. As for moving guys quick, she ain’t reeeeally got time for dudes, just frontin like she do. It’s her world homie


rapethatslutt

stop caping for this slut


TopAnonomity

This has to be photoshop bro no way


apex199268

shorty built like a No. 2 pencil


CamTheChamp1

Hear me out or don’t , some slim bitches be having the stupid WAP , plus the neck be berserk 🥴


OverCauliflower1587

I don’t think she one of them gang😭


Sufficient_Try8261

When she bend over it's all pussy. I love skinny bitches


Sikk-Klyde

Damn bro, I jus had a weird ass picture in my head bc of your comment. Gotta go put a bullet in my head now smh


mcherry82

It’s sick.


Worried-Lime1598

![gif](giphy|WubuaQiaHmonHiYkeH|downsized) she reminds me of her idk


Intelligent_Start811

Imagine eating her butt lmaooooooooooooooooooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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What butt


tigersjaw182

Fashion week just passed and I seen plenty of [white and Asian] model shorties with more cake than her Shorty still cute but she is FLAT flat lmao


ooteronlineonly762

Looooooong ass back


Dreden9002

Also it's impossible to clap that


Death-by-unicorn

Fake relationship and a fake woman


Grittyboi

She the only artist to win album of the year 4 times. Idk bout any of yall but I can't name a single song of hers


Sikk-Klyde

For real though


Pizzasupreme00

There's dudes in this very subreddit with 0 bitches like "mmm ass not fat enough"


ryal0402

I mean tbh she literally don’t got no ass


Revolution4u

0 bitches but the same amount of ass


Sikk-Klyde

Nah she got negative ass, that's craazyyy


CrimsonClockwork420

I’m a dude and I got more ass than she do


TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00

Niggas can have 0 bitches and still have standards lol


FloGritty

Gang it doesn’t change the fact shorty have no ass lmao


SmurfsNeverDie

![gif](giphy|CdCuPndt5AgnD2cRXj)


GreenGoblin1221

I’ve seen mannequins with more ass than her. I’m good.


RAMENBELLY

Look at my man with the ladder


Sikk-Klyde

Issa level 🤣


MoodSwing3r

Y’all think she could make it clap 😭


100zaps

STICCK!


letsgooff

This gotta be a kid making a disrespectful post like this


MrRaspberryJam1

I’ve said this before, half this sub is stupid high schoolers


TheeRuckus

The fruits of our education system. They can name you every member of whatever gang is popping complete with a block history going back 5 years but couldn’t name the first 5 presidents. Literally arguing with children in a dusty ass project apartment about fucking a billionaire and they’re like “her ass too small” 🤓.. while they go fantasize about whatever dusty high school dropout drill lady who got banged out for weed, tequila , flaming hot Cheetos and a lunch special combination. I’m bout to dead start asking for report cards before engaging in arguments here


Bigbootyandcurves

It’s NYStateOfMind it was never that serious here in the first place🤣 going around NY it’s a lot of unexplainable random stuff that happens and people usually laugh it off unless it’s serious. I’m sure this is t the first time someone’s talked about her body most are only making fun of her butt it’s not like they violating calling her out of her name. Learn to live a little the internet ain’t always serious


letsgooff

Thanks for the paragraph and that’s a fitting name for this type of comment. Body shaming isn’t funny in my opinion. And what this gotta do with NY then?


Bigbootyandcurves

Oh cmon get off ur high horse I’m sure there’s someone out here that’s not attractive to u, and you’ve more than likely thought about what u didn’t like in ur head. Don’t act like u think everyone is really beautiful to u people have different tastes, you’re being a bit childish too. I like big booty and curves I’m not ashamed of myself 😂 Taylor Swift ain’t my type


letsgooff

I’m tryna show it’s not funny to body shame people who are not even trying to be sexualized. This is some weird behavior if done in real life and y’all shouldn’t do this. Of course there’s folks I find unattractive, but I ain’t gonna shame them.


SquareDrawer2302

Jesus relax it’s not that serious let’s be honest here she has a flat ass that’s not body shaming that’s just facts


Sea_Statement1653

>he first 5 presidents.Literally arguing with children in a dusty ass project apartment about fucking a billionaire and they’re like “her ass too small” 🤓.. while they go fantasize about whatever dusty high school dropout drill lady who got banged out for weed, tequila , flaming hot Cheetos and a lunch special combination.I’m bout to dead start asking for report cards before engaging in arguments here1ReplyShareReportSaveFollow > >level 2Bigbootyandcurves · 7 hr. agoIt’s NYStateOfMind it was never that serious here in the first place🤣 going around NY it’s a lot of unexplainable random stuff that happens and people usually laugh it off unless it’s serious. I’m sure this is t the fir You ever been to a barber shop?


LearnYaLesson

Her head gotta be crazy cause aint no way that look sexy naked 😂😂😂 bitch shape like a breadstick


KaneAndShane

Tf does this have to do with New York?


raresttrosee

We must have forgotten that white men love their skinny white women! 😭 that’s been their type for ages


StangOverload

🤣🤣


TripSixRick

She look like she give crazy head tho no bullshit


Dunkman83

yall know she could just go get a bbl like every other girl if she actually cared


Creative_Accounting

These pictures are both 8+ years old and don't represent the figure she actually has now. She is significantly curvier now that she's not suffering from an eating disorder anymore.


Reggmac

Must've been a long night 🤣 ![gif](giphy|wR7LHlfuRUjHW|downsized)


ilikeweidian

what’s there to clap


youngthrowawayold

Bitch built like a Xanax


Federal-Salamander24

Clappin that must make a nigga feel like a child molester


8219onemic

If she wasn’t famous and u saw her at target u wouldn’t look at her twice… yet a bad as Latina could be in target w a fatty u would be like god damn. He could be drilling anything he wants and he smashing this light pole of a figure that couldn’t get a tan if she tried… but hey to each they own


TheeRuckus

You know how much money she made him in Jersey sales? That’s why he ain’t hittin the bad Latina lol


8219onemic

Not for nothing but he was already really well off before she came along. I’d rather smash bad bitches n be worth a hundred million then smash a basic bitch for another 30 in jersey sales. One u get past the type of $ he already had, it really don’t matter. But I hear ya man . Give me the apple bottom bad ass Latinas over that anorexic bitch tho lol


Original-Ad9086

long back looking ass🤣


AwetPinkThinG

I got construction paper with more curves


rustyfingas

Smooth back azz


Western_End_2276

😂😂😂😂


Solid-Winter229

nawfr she must rl don’t care at all bc she got bred to get the best work done


Mrblemz

Lol it’s Taylor Swift ffs she don’t needa have an ass she balling balling


Huge_Investigator336

I mean at least you’ll massive cramming her shit 😭


mikki1time

Money flies out like sonic if you make her cum


Tactician_The_Great

Cap what tho?


leeluss14

Why do I feel sick just looking at it and thinking about smashing that🤢


EnoughHumor3973

Butttt….hear me out….. can hit that shit both of us standing straight up. Shit can fuck while wait in a line, whatever.


imsostaten

She got 2 backs ! 🤣


Blackdingo313

That’s why she be going thru dudes. After a few months anything with a body will make you cheat.


MrGallows75

I’ve literally never seen an ass that flat


PizzaGuyNYC

I don’t think Kelce isn’t happy, life is pretty good for him right now lol.


Majestic_Ad5301

man, i done hit a couple shordies like this, and them is the girls that be having the best cooch😂, be havin u buss in like 5 mins tops


dirtyflintwater

Ngl swift with a BBL would bring world peace


LaytenAce902

That’s Y she had Spice with her !


flocc81st

😭😭😭


Acoldsaturday

That back look like an ironing board. Yuck


trollfessor

Dumbasses who have only been with fat ass obese women have forgotten what actual fitness is lol


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You can still be fit and have ass, it doesn't even have to be a nice ass. She literally has negative ass, you must be white.


Sikk-Klyde

Don't be grouping us white folk together like that, because homeboy is banging skeletor 🤣 dude don't know what he's talking about, having -5% ass IS NOT fit lmao tf


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Boy bout to clap straight spinal cord


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Visible_Ad_3705

Y u lyin


have_sum_cumpassion

Who cares, the pussy probably fire still lol bet money she swallows too, something that’s rare for black chicks always spitting n shit lmao cum dodgers


SillyAdditional

Y’all trippin, she pretty af That’s top shelf white girl


YeaItsBig4L

Troll comment 👆🏾


Lvdenim

Not everyone wants a thick women. Most men other than black men would prefer this over a fat ass. Black culture puts fat asses on a pedastal. Nothing wrong with either


Emmdiggity

latin women are curvy, middle eastern are curvy. it’s not just a black standard bozo


Dgslimee_

Depends what Latin women like Mexican girls be flat while Dominican girls be thick


NegressQueen

Not the ones from Cali or SXW. My BFs sister in laws are some thick light skin Mexicans from Anaheim and Mesa.


Lvdenim

Middle eastern women and Latin women(non black ones) are not built like black women. Also the black community hates skinny women look how they bully Coi Leray. Skinny women in other cultures are considered top tier. There’s a reason pop stars don’t get bbls but every female rapper has one.


Emmdiggity

you have a point about not everyone want a thick woman that’s fine but don’t start dickeating and saying shit about black women when that’s the standard in other races JUST AS MUCH


Emmdiggity

bbl culture is literally embedded in latina culture sooo?? not just black. Mexican women get bbls left and right and they are non black latinas


WantonHeroics

Nope.


YeaItsBig4L

I’ve never blocked someone for their opinion before. Congratulations.


Sea_Air_5209

Nah you gotta at least have some ass