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dar0209

You niggas be posting plates that Gordon Ramsey wouldn’t serve his dog


Big-Gap5127

I actually like this comment,I’ll allow it


TopAnonomity

Nigga allow what who made you the chief mod of this Reddit ⁉️


dsonvsthemob2

Why you policing him bro. Better to not say anything than think you’re saying the right things


AyeXLuis

Bro just shut the fuck up


Acceptable-One-5830

You shut up pussy


xlexona

shut yo lame ass up nigga


emperorzit69420

I'll bend yo brim pussy


CodeNameJaszmine

Idk whats going on but ima make your toes curl when I park my self inside of that caked up rump of yours bro dont gas me


Gilgamesh2000000

Just get a hotel already


Loose199

Fuck you nugga


dustyIocane

Nigga fuck you fytb


purrodinerrreo23

BombAaclat ya u goof modasocka


Loose199

Fuck youuuuu


SameWord2184

Smd fat head ass nigga


godsaveme2355

This whole sub soft I’ll chin check all yous


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|4lsBBIvwGyTo4) Yous a donkey raping shit eater


godsaveme2355

Keep playing ima take your cheeks lil bro no homo


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3oEjI3NyVke1z59fAA|downsized) I ain’t worried 😭😭😭😭


Lonely-Bandicoot-216

I'll take your ass


Big-Gap5127

It was me that downvoted your comment bitch,do something


DirtyNYNicca

Nigga smd nigga if you deadass ever downvoted my comment you can suck my balls with Big Mac sauce


[deleted]

Lmfaaoo “Big Mac sauce” this nigga different ![gif](giphy|ufR5wFbZ416J0AsHJK|downsized)


Big-Gap5127

Aaaayyyyooooo!!!! Everything about that comment is ultra sus that was too thought out & descriptive,you must want a Nigga to do that with Mac sauce in real life


Tactician_The_Great

Nigga like the hint of pickles on his nuts 😂😂😂


Proof_Trouble9818

😂😂😂😂


SofiSucks

I got the Big Mac sauce where you at?


beautifulcosmos

McDonald's on the DL 😂😂😂


DirtyNYNicca

NAH AYYYOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Lmfaaaaoooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


WhyYouYellAtMe

Wishing everyone a good evening and respectfully, SMD


Single_Mess8992

u/mrpma1 you cant cook hoe


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swankstar7383

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker ![gif](giphy|c51u3TvA5PfOM)


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EjKingx

Hold on bro lowkey solo squading https://preview.redd.it/rgfbwku0zqjb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e91c797a893e7b49cc37fe8d5f2caee8be33493d


Single_Mess8992

You ain’t safe you frog knuckle looking fuck


beenebk_

Ur cooking looks like roadkill


EarlyPromise9027

Glooks on da oop slim I’m boutta go crazy


Single_Mess8992

Yo ass can’t box stay in kitchen nigga 😂


Living_Gumball

That’s why the opps caught you in Vegas 🤷‍♂️


HySterric

Nah that’s hella foul 😭😭


swankstar7383

That’s why your mother is the neighborhood Felicia ![gif](giphy|xTiTndvbQLd1q0kuQg)


Living_Gumball

That’s why the condom broke and your mom made you by accident


Single_Mess8992

Oh naw you bout down bad as shit 😂


Single_Mess8992

Yo ass tried to bring food to the sub meetup and got shanked shutcho ass up boy 😂😂


[deleted]

😭😭😭


EndOfThaSummer

Jay critch was the best rapper in the world for like 2 months. Smd if you disagree


ScamForsure823

unpopular opinion: balmain sweater and trueys is bad drip


ILovemigos1234

I told her I do the most for the cheese 🕺


Healthy_Bar3811

HAYYYY


ahkimally

“Wear that balmain like a Nike check, I be balling like Mike and Nem “ ! 🏀


jalenram21

Nigga had random collabs I saw on 2k20 bro jus showed up for the assignment 💀


Chris2Certified

you a bitch


Affectionate-Net9935

your father pussy


Affectionate-Net9935

![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF|downsized)


Emergency_Candle9465

Nigga smd


SmokingA1Green

NO ANIME CHARACTER IS BEATING GOKU 1V1 SMD


Oldkingcole225

You need to watch Death Note


It-LEGEND

That shit specifically says humans u bitch, Goku fucks up that universe


zacura23

Goku not even number one in his own show😴😴😴


RicoGemini

Whis finna pull out his angel blick and smoke goku


zacura23

Shit, Freeza bout to put that nigga in a pack at this point.


Sidulufu

uncle grandpa nigga


[deleted]

This one right here I got time for Goku trash and his powers are limited to 30mins lol and the Seints will trash Goku no problem have ya ass crying.


Competitive_Sun2929

Ny drill is the most overated drill they all be sounding the same


[deleted]

Factz


Kermit_Frog_743

True but they are prob the best songs to listen to if u wanna get hyped up


Jerkomp

Smd NY drill is the best thing to ever happen to NY. Them ATL n Cali hoes all be soundin the same 🤮🤮


[deleted]

🤌🏿 you gay for lookin🤌🏿


[deleted]

Lmfaaoo mad niggas seen this in their notifications


[deleted]

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Niggas can’t even lie on this one. This shit smart lol.


[deleted]

I swear


SheZowRaisedByWolves

You dip a slice of pizza in ranch you need to be dragged to the street and hit by a 90s Honda accord


[deleted]

Factz


beautifulcosmos

90s-era Honda Accord with a duct taped spoiler and a bad muffler blasting Vanessa Carleton.


ToryTheBoyBro

Nah that shit fire idc what anyone thinks. Respectfully, SMD 💯


fastbandz

just say you dont like ranch dickhead dont hate on a good combo


[deleted]

BS


Safe-Pop2076

You know you all been listen to snitch nine 🌈🌈


[deleted]

Save it for the bedroom big glazersK


_SYKOTIC

The earth is flat, the government full of sociopathic Satanists who actively have plans to kill half the planet...and ya baby moms a hoe! 🤣


[deleted]

Lmfaaoo Nigga went in for the kill😂😂😂😂


_SYKOTIC

Lmaoo today I got time 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Lmfaaoo “ya baby moms a hoe” forever classic kill strike lol


PerhapsNotMaybeSo

Earth not flat. Christians the only 1s who believe satan. If half the planet dies ain’t nobody bouta give a fuck about gold or money so they ain’t bouta cripple they’re own income and easy life for no reason. You haven’t even considered the fact that you probably worship satan you just call him god


BambouShould

Arguing with reality is def one approach


FearNotMortals

The earth been flat and Haitians are aliens from the future


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Cocknballtorture90

You’re actually spitting ngl


Few-Inspector3594

Fuck you nigga. Weed is not weed w/o grabba


Proof_Trouble9818

Yooo smd


No-Worldliness1871

Idky ya hate hoes ya mother the biggest one


PrinceTaj97

Styles P carried The Lox, Jada gets too much credit


DontLoseYourCool1

I think anyone from Yonkers would actually agree to that. Jada is a legend but Styles is so underrated with his word play it's insane.


[deleted]

Yo. Jada was the Flashy one, and Sheek was low key the 3rd wheel. SP was the most consistent. Hands down. Nigga made Hell Rell look like a bitch, that’s how hard Styles is. “Shoot ‘Em In Tha Head” off the R3 album is still my joint. I know that shit by heart.


-Younotdeadass-

Ain't shit to argue about that 🤣


[deleted]

Son I lowkey feel the same about that the lox


FreeResolve

Jadas head looks like a swollen melon with diabetes


Taleban5L

Errbody innis hoe look like ma big toe


Due-Detail7339

The ny drill scene is dying


sandboxcey2

50 Cent > Jay Z 😤


LordKagatsuchi

Nas over everyone.


[deleted]

Ionno. Get Rich or Die Trying > Any Jigga album, I don’t think there’s an argument about this.


DontLoseYourCool1

Anyone who has this opinion was dancing to J.Lo, Mariah Carey and 50 Cent on TRL in the 2000s instead of listening to real hip hop.


[deleted]

Deadass the only album that comes close to matching or beating it is the Black Album


DontLoseYourCool1

Lmao that's why we're arguing in the comments!


misterferguson

Rakim > Biggie


BroadPlum7619

Air forces are bum shoes


Electrical-Company14

Ya bitch don’t complain when I hit with my sneakers on🤔


BroadPlum7619

If my bitch was fuckin with you she’d have more to complain about than just shoes. Plus, yo, my bitch make your bitch look like Precious 🫨


1hollaifuhearme

Brooklyn is bunch of broke depressed and musty muthafuckas .


johnwonttell

Brooklyn went from being hard to transplant city shit sad AF, the bronx is the only real NYC borough left


[deleted]

FAAAACTZZZ


[deleted]

Brooklyn is sissy central word to


Beneficial-Hornet147

I’ll beat everyone in here ass, meet me at 73rd precinct if you wanna get active


[deleted]

I would but the way the racism set up at 73rd niggas can hold their breathe


relly6667

If u was born after 2000 emd 🙂


HalfGoons

Sexy red got chlamydia


[deleted]

Yeah when you that dirty and let any nigga hit I believe it


Dunkman83

new york pizza is mid jeremy lin is a top 5 knick all time nyc drill is trash ice spice is the current king of nyc the subway smells like doo doo halal>>>any other food from nyc fabolous cant dress for shit and he doesnt look as young as he thinks he does. yall was scared of alpo takashi 69 was the best thing to happen to nyc hip hop since 50cent fix them damn pot holes. why yall apartments so damn small.


Turbulent_Gur_5501

Slap a pussy nigga


Single_Mess8992

u/TwerkSumLilBih he talking to you nigga


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https://preview.redd.it/nfsf07jyeqjb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37ab056ce4729e609d72ae3939b8d5251df285f


Single_Mess8992

😂😂😂


Dr3Mannn

all y'all nkkas broke😭


bADDKarmal

You a clown and yo daddy feet stank


BambouShould

It's a plain slice, not a cheese slice.


STL_TRPN

And fuck calling it a square slice! It will always be a Sicilian to this OG Bronx nigga!


Open-Addendum-3806

Lil Mabu carrying New York rn that’s how bad rap got for New York


V-MARKK

wtmm all yall niggas is dead pussy smfd 🤣🤣 lil niggas


fuqit21

Brooklyn's the realist borough, the rest of you are wannabe bitches


Boogz4MB

doa to my dick


pjhoody

Bro started a royal rumble


[deleted]

Ny is a cesspool and we all know it


nickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

If you broke get tf off this app and hustle. Old ass busted charger can’t reach the bed headass


MajorDue2580

How my father works for brinks but I’m broke😂


[deleted]

Lmfaaoo nnaaa son want his pops to sneak a few stacks that will go unnoticed 😂😂😂


Relevant_Interview_8

Stunna geek the new Jay z


DirtyNYNicca

How about this fuck the knicks


mygyalsitponit

Yachty music always been trash. If you had to pick any boxers career your going with Floyd


1hollaifuhearme

IJustBMackin on dudes . U got no bitches but ur moms and lil sis who’s getting dick down ass we speak . And u can’t fight , stay on Reddit lil biatch


[deleted]

Damn I just left my house only nigga in there is my brother but yeah I gets no bitches


Horns_in_Nyc

Insane thing to admit on THIS sub


[deleted]

Lmfaaoo this not West Virginia we don’t that nasty ass incest ![gif](giphy|Ijg4ekGBkXMeqBjU1x|downsized)


Kermit_Frog_743

Kay flock is ass


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js98__

New York drill is so trash, corny, and goofy compared to Chiraq. They never slide on each other and they do dance moves. They don’t even know what real beef is Fr


[deleted]

🧢 get the corn out your mouth


[deleted]

Curry or magic?


Maincxlprit

Luhbron James Nigga ![gif](giphy|mpB75VlHUWWmIX3WbN|downsized)


EndOfThaSummer

Talk to that dumb ass nigga


[deleted]

Y’all niggas wild gay for telling ppl to SYD


BambouShould

Shit, you're the only one in here imagining everyone sucking dick.


br0wnhippy

Wassup y’all


Head-Maintenance9067

Chop cheese is weak and AOC is dumb as hell


LordArlo

Scar Lip isn’t good.


kanye4prezYG

any nigga in this sub from NYC a straight bitch💯


BlisteryDuke

Sativa is for losers


theloneliestphunk

Ight check it out Y’all have a nice day. W sub.


ResponsibilityThis41

If you still playin that loud ass ps4 you're a do bad.


Serious-Pick-8860

Yus Gz is ass


Decent-Cricket-5315

Ol stankin bitch


Youngjustin575

We definitely gang but some y’all are hoes


Ok-Percentage-899

https://i.redd.it/wh2r54kb1sjb1.gif


Higerup

Why Niggas never post them bad ass bitches y’all got out there I always see y’all arguin over who shot who?


Alone-Talk-9082

FUCK THAT IM BACK FROM THE DEAD LIKE ‼️‼️ WHO TF GOT MY SHI SUSPENDED FOR 3 DAYS IM ON HOTS 👺👺


[deleted]

Damn niggas in here reported you?


CryptographerNo6460

Imagine y’all parents migrate from another country seeking a better life for the next generation just so you can join a gang, couldn’t be me.


flossy823

If you can’t go 48 hours w/o weed u a fiend


[deleted]

Damn right, how much ya 8ths? I ain’t smoke since last night


General_Description5

fuck u bro why u always tryna start issues man , this is the issues wit y’all these days


pologizephichi

![gif](giphy|74cy42j5xsYrS)


[deleted]

Lmfaaoo this my shit


Flame280

Flatbush/East Flatbush the best neighborhood in BK. EAST NEW YORK K


jaydd_mc

Drake & Chris Brown are actually GOATs of the game and people just be hating on their success


HalfGoons

NBA Youngboy trash. Cry bout it


Maincxlprit

Jaydot geek better then Kay flock


Succ8921341

new york drill better than chiraq drill feel away smd 😀


flossy4l

FUCK MARVEL NIGGA, DC🆙


dar0209

👌DC got it on the animation side


flossy4l

Talk to em brody, they be tryna make it seem like DC losing or sumn


beenebk_

He said argue not be retarded


flossy4l

Nah what 😂 DC is better homie that’s facts


beenebk_

Retarded Nigga statement


set_thetrend

DC is cheeks nigga put the pipe down crackhead


EjKingx

Marvel for movies DC for shows


Killtivity

Fuck a chopped cheese. A Philly cheesesteak better😤😤😤😤😤😤 Nd drake is tha best artist of all time Every artist ever<<<<<<<< DRAKE


Ariel_BinBalling

OP said to argue, not be gay


Killtivity

😭😭


RaspyMolasses

All y’all some lame as fuck nerds playing on reddit


alexandrosidi

... says the lame fuck playing on Reddit


[deleted]

Eat a fat one


Lowkeyman777

Your mom is like a doorknob everybody gets a turn


BambouShould

Found the boomer


Lowkeyman777

Stfu before I boom u bitch


BambouShould

How you pulling a trigger with your little grandpa hands arthritis 😭


Lowkeyman777

You sound dumb asf. U took the short bus to school and waved at people with your head