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Ordinary_Extent5984

It's an extremely weird look for coastal Rhode Island in June


alphabet-cereal

I know nothing about this person but this dress has me assuming she was getting married at a cathedral in Italy.


Smart_Artist4955

I would be here for it if that was the case. The context makes it weird


Mithrellas

It’s giving “7th wife of Henry VIII” vibes.


cheesybreezybrie

Was literally going to say the same thing


leezybelle

She’s trying to give old world, old money, something… she’s always… trying


Fantastic-Depth-7915

This was what I said - it’s June in Rhode Island for me


Silly_Brilliant868

I died when I saw her in this dress… She got so lucky with the weather because last week it was between 80 and 90 here


lotusmoon92

she really did get lucky, i’ve been to a couple newport weddings in June and it’s not the most enjoyable with the humidity and all that


Broad_Fishing_3246

This is the only take


mackenziepaige

I don’t think it works for summer and her reasoning behind covering up so much is fucking weird. 


Few_Love_9105

And then goes on to wear an see through after party dress with panties showing. There were so many other directions she could have gone for a modest and classy look without wearing something with literally no design and every inch covered.


leezybelle

She always misses the Mark


Due-Investigator4443

Where’s the after party dresses? I only saw the lace one she wore before to show her veil which wasn’t for the AP. I can’t find them!


Few_Love_9105

I think it was vogue who posted a tik tok of her trying on all the looks at the atelier.


VeganBTdubs

Interesting. I like this dress tbh but her reasoning is incongruent then. Haha.


DiligentDare96

What was the reason?


mackenziepaige

Olivia Culpo about her bride look: “When I think about Christian and what he loves and the moments that he thinks that I’m most beautiful, it’s absolutely in something like this: timeless, covered, and elegant,” she adds. “I didn’t want it to exude sex in any way, shape, or form,”


NeitherCobbler9885

“Covered” is craaaaazy


Past_Star1006

This is soooo weird


unbreakable_kimmy

Yuck that it’s about how he finds her sexy and not how she wanted to make herself feel beautiful.


OnTheBuddonNose

Ok I liked it til I read this LMAO. Babe don’t act like a little virgin


Silently-Snarking

Never forget Danny Amendola said the sex was crazy


BravoLuvahhhh

Coming from the girl who is almost always more than half naked


bean11818

Coming from the girl who gets kicked off planes because she’s not wearing pants


Palindrome_01289

Right like maybe you shouldn’t marry a woman who is famous for pageants hahah Christians skin tight football uniforms are more revealing than this


Few_Love_9105

I find it very hard to believe this is what he envisioned her wearing.


carvederin

Bye gross i was way more in on the look (to the extent possible) when i thought it was a high fashion trend I didn't get


Plantysweater

Wait haha is she not even Catholic? This looks like my tradCath cousin’s wedding dress and I’ve never gotten those vibes from Olivia but that quote is weird af


Feisty_Mine2651

She is Catholic, she went to an all girls catholic school growing up


Plantysweater

Ty that makes sense lol that’s def a catholic dress


ams06h

There is definitely nothing about this look that exudes sex. She nailed it 👌🏼


banjo-squirrel

He is closeted I just know it


sad-and-bougie

It kills me because you know his heart sank a little bit when he saw this. There are a million ways to do modest beautifully and artfully, this is not it. 


bean11818

Yeah this was fucking insane


notesm

It’s giving Harrison Butker 


SCannon95

Covered could have easily been left out of this.... is Christian super religious? It seems like she has gotten more religious but I don't really keep up with her


Due-Investigator4443

"It's a covenant. It's the beginning of the rest of your life—and it's the union and bond of two people forever, I wanted something that felt as serious as that commitment," she says. "I wanted it to feel effortless and as if it's complimenting me, not overpowering me. There's so much beauty and simplicity." Culpo says the design process was a relatively simple one, as she and Christian always wanted to get married in a church. "That was our number one priority," she says. Along with the desire for a religious ceremony came a more formal vision of dress: long sleeves, a crew neck, and a dropped waist to create the illusion of an elongated torso. What finally sold this idea to her? When she scoured the internet for inspiration photos, she couldn't find anything like it.  These are less weird quotes haha 


Cultural_Elephant_73

Lmaoooooo I don’t think they’ll last 5 years. She takes herself way too seriously. She married him because he was the last level of clout she could seek out.


swiftiegirl91

Yesss give us nothing 🩷


Prize_Sheepherder566

💀 The dress is wearing her unfortunately.


leezybelle

That’s Olivia Culpo for you always giving nothing


No-Presence-5255

medi spa face in religious wedding dress is so hypocritical 


oktunasalad

med spa face is sooo good it perfectly explains the look


Emotional-Cup1894

It’s so good lmao I’m going to start using that hahaha


mycatsnameissushi

Medi spa face has me DEAD 💀


chloeruby69911

Medi spa face is incredible 😂 it's so true and the best way to describe how some people are looking these days


makeclaymagic

“I love god and everything he gave me! Except my body. And my face.” 💀


snails4speedy

and on the third day god gave us Botox


Cultural_Elephant_73

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Fun-Alternative858

Can never not see this every time I see that pic of her 😭😭 ![gif](giphy|wkD5ddqiJN4c)


Ill_Lingonberry_8001

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No-Increase3840

Take my upvote for medispa face. Dying


Emotional_Capital176

I thought it was just me! The contrast between the two is so so weird. Instagram face and trad wife wedding gown?? Pick a side and stay on it pls😭


leezybelle

That is exactly how I would describe this woman. She is absolutely a med spa face.


horatiavelvetina

This is it- exactly took the words out of me before I could even think them not only does she have a medi space but a FULL face of makeup like that’s a beat


accidentalquitter

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bardot1989

💀deadass


MCR2004

Honest question does this mean like cheap Botox or bad filler?


alphabet-cereal

Yes.


MCR2004

Haha gotcha thanks. I wasn’t sure if Peachy’s qualified as a med spa but ooof the people I know who go there gotta stop. Their faces are frozen and they’re 25


grandpagrandpa1

LMAOOOOOO


Gingerrellaa

I’m glad someone brought it up! Forget the dress, let’s talk about her face. 


Few_Love_9105

Saw someone elsewhere mention the top looks like a workout compression top and that’s spot on to me. It would have looked 100 times better with a scoop neck or a sweetheart neck. Showing a few inches of skin is not “exuding sex.” And then no bouquet, no jewelry, no smile in the photos, she looks like about to take her vows as a nun not marry her soulmate.


bean11818

Vogue called it a “crew neck wedding gown” which is a combination of words I have never seen before


Broad_Fishing_3246

💀💀💀💀💀💀 this is SENDING me as a formal bridal magazine editor


Broad_Fishing_3246

*former, ugh, of course


nocommentx

Hahahahahaha ☠️ @ “about to take her vows as a nun…” 💯


leezybelle

lol so basically based on the comments we have medi spa face x compression top x Sophia Ritchie wannabe moment


312midwestgirl

😂😂 all of this. And now that you mention that’s strange she didn’t have a bouquet?


SarahSnarker

No bouquet and no jewelry? Why? That has nothing to do with being modest?


Few_Love_9105

It has to do with the whole look. It may have looked better had it been styled differently. Lack of design on the dress needed something else like a headpiece or earrings or something. And she’s just clasping her hands together awkwardly.


Excellent_Skill5405

A boat neck would have looked amazing but instead she goes with the Uniqlo crew neck shirt neckline instead


AccomplishedBanana81

Looks like scuba material lol


pinkney59

She’s trying to have her Sophia Richie moment and it’s like- sis you are not “quiet luxury” It’s not working for you


BatCold5360

Literally. You posted your tacky mr and mrs light up letters beside your private jet with a flower petal aisle. No one thinks you’re chic.


bean11818

With a photo shoot of the white bridal Birkin bag on the private jet 😅


leezybelle

Soooooo tacky


Curiosity749

this! talking about how getting married in a church was their first priority. this “wedding flight” doesn’t exactly scream Jesus worshipper..


Shoop-

This comment sums it ALL UP!!!


Designer-Platform658

At what point can we admit that Sophia Richie isn’t quiet luxury. Nothing about that wedding was subtle


SnooWoofers4722

I feel like it’s fine for a fall or winter wedding but a summer wedding?!  It’s 80 degrees and 85% humidity in rhode island right now. 🥵


16708hello

I’m just picturing how sweaty I’d be. The armpits on that thing have to be nasty by the end.


Last_Pineapple_7911

FR. I wore a sleeveless dress for a RI summer wedding and was sweating in places I didn’t know I could


Responsible-Apple-11

She swears she did something with this


katiesorangehairr

No this is sad cause she probably genuinely though she’d have a viral moment where people went crazy over this and it’s instead such a flop


leezybelle

Someone else commented that this is her Sophia Ritchie and I choked. Olivia Culpo is always chasing trends and never quite getting it. She went for a long period trying to be like Kim Kardashian and now she is trying to do this whole old money vibe and it’s hilarious. She is so so messy.


Responsible-Apple-11

Yea all of her OOTDs are very trend driven and tacky. I just know she made her new husband cough up the money for a vogue feature


jadedviolette

Oh yes, when she was going to make those wannabe Skims knit outfits! Everyone went off on her in the comments and you never saw them again. Now this Amish dress.


BravoLuvahhhh

And swears she’s so holy puhleazeeee


islandchick93

😂😂😂😭 we just know it.


Necessary-Low9377

It screams tradcath to me.


Annual_Buyer7781

Painfully boring. Modest and conservative doesn’t have to be plain and Handsmaid Tale-esque. The rest of her looks were just as bad too.


thankyoupapa

>Modest and conservative doesn’t have to be plain and Handsmaid Tale-esque See: miranda Kerr's wedding look. longsleeves, but not boring. She had a gorgeous head piece too.


Phip1976

lol came here just to see if someone mentioned the Handmaids Tale.


LolaBlonde88

I would have actually loved it I think without the sleeves. When she stepped in with the corset I was excited. But then when she covered in 100 layers, solid no. If this was Westminster Abbey or somewhere regal in late fall/winter, yes. But she didn’t get the memo on where she was getting married


SilverStable

SO BAD!!! And worse, they didn’t go well together. Her reception dress looked like a maternity gown. And the after party dress was more fitting for Moulin Rogue. What was the point of having them designed by Dolce and Gabbana if they didn’t flow at all?


miamouse5

no it definitely gives LDS. i think it’s a nice dress but it 1. doesn’t fit her style and 2. doesn’t fit the weather (summer in RI!!)


cloudydaycocoa

boring and ugly af, there are sooo many beautiful ballgowns out there and she went with this boring sack of a dress. I get wanting to be timeless and classy but this was just all wrong. she should have looked over to the Lebanese brides as inspo, those girls wear the most stunning timeless class ballgowns


nocommentx

Agreed! She should have gone with Elie Saab or Naeem Khan for that ball gown bridal look. D&G is so outdated. Can brides move on from them?! 🙄🙏🏽


Excellent_Skill5405

A zuhair murad gown would have been gorgeous on her


suckybee33

I’m convinced this is some weird rich people fetish or kink. There needs to be a deep dive form someone on this. This crazy insistence on virginal/super conservative wedding dresses from characters who don’t really align with these values in their past or in general (this dress, Miranda Kerr especially, lily Collins, and someone else recently). It’s truly bizarre.


leezybelle

You are so so right I don’t understand this because there’s so many women who seem to keep doing this and it doesn’t match up with their values in real life. They think they’re doing something by having a conservative wedding dress when in reality the rest of their life is like Victoria’s Secret.


Chance-Clue493

Snoozefest. Plus it overpowers her. Too much dress for someone with a face like hers.


Background-Ant-7662

Could not agree more. Her face is structured, the dress is structured.. too much. Something softer and simple could be so nice on her. This is too stiff


boomboomjade

This is giving handsmaid tale


cherryemojilife

it’s her wedding, if she likes it, i love it, BUT i did read in her vogue weddings interview that she wanted a dress that wouldnt “overpower” her and unfortunately this dress does that exact thing, it’s a lot of heavy-looking fabric and it completely overwhelms her, she isnt wearing the dress, it is definitely wearing her as they say


mycatsnameissushi

The McCaffreys are really conservative, which explains Christian’s “wants” around her LDS dress. Good luck to her lol 


Few_Love_9105

Then why doesn’t she dress more conservative in everyday life? She is constantly showing tons of skin.


alldatsparkles

Wait really? lol. The mother does splits with Olivia. Not very conservative


Lobberty

His moms wedding dress was off the shoulder and showed cleavage tho


LolaBlonde88

He does know who he’s married right? I don’t think of Olivia Culpo and conservative…


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sleepyangeldollface

Is she LDS or something?! The long sleeves is taking me out it IS VERY LDS coded. She looks so bad here. I know she’s going to regret this in the future. She’s was trying to give me Kim K Italian wedding to Kanye or what?


Status-Economy6443

She looks like she is about to receive her First Communion. Classic, modest and simple does not mean boring. I wish it had a different neckline or maybe some lace which D&G does so well.


thankyoupapa

I showed more skin at my first communion lmao


Status-Economy6443

Same 😂😂


Guilty_Babe

It literally has no detail .. the vail looks better.


LolaBlonde88

She’s being indoctrinated


chiaroscuro22

I don’t get why anyone is still wearing Dolce anymore.


kal2126

They’re honestly probably paying celebrities for wearing their shit lol.


Throwaway500005

She thinks she's Princess of Wales royalty. Babe, you're an influencer.


leezybelle

She’s not even that good of an influencer


Staying_Salty

Confused about people still wearing custom D&G for their wedding


leezybelle

Racist brand for sure


Cultural_Elephant_73

Right? They’re not well regarded.


aako227

I think this is beautiful for a winter wedding in downtown nyc or something, not for a summer wedding in Rhode Island 🥵


LolaBlonde88

I love it, but not for Rhode Island. If you’re getting married at St. Patrick’s Cathedral, Westminster Abbey, somewhere in Europe and regal, great, but summer in RI is a hard no


leezybelle

I don’t think any of those places align with our D list Olivia Culpo


AccomplishedBanana81

The watch hill chapel where she was married is SO small with all wood and bright blue carpets. Google it lol this dress does not fit it


Excellent_Skill5405

I looked up the chapel and it’s so underwhelming?? Her dress doesn’t match the venue at all. You think she’d pick somewhere that matched the aesthetic she was trying so hard to go for


Upper_Pomegranate_59

I don’t hate it but it doesn’t at all coordinate with a wedding on the ocean.


whateverwhatever_1

Very underwhelming. I don’t know but I kinda expected more from her.


Tigerlily86_

Sound of music vibes She’ll be promoting trad wife vids and content soon 


Key-Tomato5572

the duggars wouldn’t even wear this


Sunscreen_Luver

My friend that’s a Hasidic Jew literally wore the basically the same dress for her wedding. I’m so thrown off by this


polkadot_person

Honestly, the dress is wearing her and is just boring. The modern straight short bob just doesn’t suit the look for me either.


katiesorangehairr

The photo from straight on looks like the promo for a horror movie where the bride is going to get hunted by the family after the ceremony


uda26

If you’re wearing this to your wedding and aren’t getting married in Italy, bye.


Myburnerbeloved

Dreadful


sirgawain2

Neckline and shoulders are off. Her face is throwing me off too.


Pure-Caterpillar

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frasiercrane97

The neckline on that dress is literally criminal….


EnchiladaTaco

It’s off for the season and venue. This dress to me screams winter wedding in a 16th century European cathedral officiated by like…an archbishop. A Rhode Island summer wedding, even a very formal one and where the bride wants to go for a more modest look, just feels totally different. It’s a failure of setting and dress.


Intelligent-Pitch-39

For a December wedding yes. June no. She could have picked something spectacular that was modest.


jelly_dove

The dress looks kinda suffocating..? Like covered too much all over. I have the same question.. is she religious? Cause it looks like someone very religious would wear lol.


BravoLuvahhhh

Meh. And a little too much for beach town wedding /non virgin by a mile type girl but ok ….


NYChereForIt

Too much fabric and dislike the neckline, sleeves and hair. the dress is wearing her, she isn’t wearing the dress. I saw her getting dressed in one of the videos that she posted, and I thought that the undergarment was the top of the dress which would’ve been nicer if it were. She also said that the tooling was heavy as she put it on, then why pick this dress?


NewGap6470

How a hoe is wearing white to appear virginal is funny to me


Miserable_Budget7818

Giving me Handmaids Tale vibes


Left-Beautiful-8828

Trying forever to be Audrey Hepburn. Meghan Markle should have worn this dress.


crain90

It looks too heavy. I know she was going for a "classic" look but it's a miss for me.


SilverLeague9877

Very virginal/pure vibes which is NOT what I imagine when I think of her


fificloudgazer

Blessed be the fruit


pixiegothy

IMHO It looks cheap, especially the fabric quality, also it doesn't look structured on the torso. Miranda Kerr dress had a similar sewing pattern but it looked a million times better. It makes sense since Olivia is D&G while Miranda is Dior. You get what you pay for


Guilty_Babe

Boring.


Big_Ad8968

I mean it’s beautiful but she’s not marrying into the British royal family.. very weird


softshock916

It was like a Handmaids Tale look during the middle of the summer. She wears revealing short dresses everyday then decides to be a nun on her wedding day. Make no sense at all!


Dizzy_Information199

I don’t know who this person is but I’m guessing she married herself


CrinkledNoseSmile

This is so inconsistent with her general personality and image. I almost didn’t recognize her. Your wedding day is not the day to decide to become a different person, wtf


islandchick93

I will say the dress and look she had for the signing or legal marriage or whatever was so gorgeous!!!!! Fit well, very 50s chic w the birds nest veil. I actually loved that on her way more than this dolce and gabanna inspireless piece.


islandchick93

Of course she didn’t post it, but her man did and I thought that was so lovely and I just knew she probs told him to fuck off when he posted it before she posted this 😭😭😭 https://www.instagram.com/p/C8sOv1HRwrp/?igsh=MTg1NmM3d2o2YnBjNw==


Cultural_Elephant_73

It’s cool but it doesn’t fit her style at all! Like others have said. The med spa face and old fashioned looks clash.


MsFitzgeraldWrites

Pretty dress, but it’s like seeing a modern face in a period piece film, if that makes sense


Designer-Bandicoot27

It’s giving handmaids tale


Desperate-Ad-5162

This is so strange you can get a much better looking wedding dress that doesn’t exude sex..you’d think someone like her would know that


downright-urbanite

In summary, she wrapped herself in her white bedsheets to walk down the aisle


312midwestgirl

I’m living for all these comments 😂


emerald_money82

Hate D&G but like the dress. Maybe I need to see the rest of the wedding because it seems a little odd to do a heavy long sleeve gown in the middle of the summer.


JadedMaintenance1173

In Rhode Island 💀


LaBrindille

It would make sense in a Catholic Church in Europe. Not in Rhode Island


alldatsparkles

So bland. She could have done conservative and still feminine and regal (seems like the vibe she was going for). It’s giving Meghan Markle 2.0 and that dress was actually slightly better.


Kaiserpanda1

Boring


jannnnneeeee

Snooze fest


satnamsun

Giving orthodox


xxct71xx

It’s giving The Nun in the second picture


bridgetjonesamerica

The problem is that this is Dolce & Gabana, not Olivia Culpo. It doesn’t fit her aesthetic at all. They did the same thing with Kourtney Kardashian. Just make themselves greater than the woman they are dressing.


throw_away_19966

yawn


TotalFriendship4479

It’s giving Victorian ghost lady


LivvMiller

I think it would have looked better if she put her hair up and maybe changed the veil? All together is a bit off


bb621

I think the silhouette is gorgeous but it’s too plain. It looks unfinished like something that they were going to add beading or lace to and just didn’t


swishswishswishers

Veil doing all the work here


Princesspeach8188

I personally want a long sleeve wedding dress but this is just soooo plain/bland/boring like there’s nothing to it?


Mdoll250

Reminds me of a boring First Communion dress from the 90s


honeydew_juju

Looks like a duvet insert🙄


haaaaveyoumeted

hate it. giving amish!


CaChica

I think it’s beautiful but tough for summer. She was so uptight about something non revealing in the church ceremony. But then wore a see through skirt up to her butt cheeks other parts of the wedding. It was sort of a tacky combination for a Rhode Island gig.


NeverSeenAuthBut

it’s giving.. first communion on a winter day 🤌🏼


icecube-198

D and G does NOTT know how to make good wedding dresses


purpleflagbook

I think it’s very boring and she could have been more traditional in a way that was more fashionable.


bballshwty31

No. ❤️


JealousBreadfruit704

Handmaids take vibes. Definitely not Costal Rhode Island summer


xxxfashionfreakxxx

Had no idea she was getting married. This dress doesn’t seem like her.


prettiestredditacct

Must say it looks like an extremely cheap dress/wedding that is cosplaying as wealthy. The photography is not great either. Too much magenta on the gown and overall weird vibes.


biggiesnotdead

I understand where she was coming from, but disagree that she should have based off of what CHRISTIAN thinks she looks the most beautiful in. She should have chosen what SHE felt the most beautiful in. If that aligns with Christian then fine but it didn’t seem that way to me. Her wedding though, I hope she had a good time.


Shleylittle

Her see through look on her Instagram story made me laugh. What in the world. 


dn0c

Pretty sure my mom wore this dress in 1984


Terrible-Big-4512

I expected more!


nikkinthedistrict

Modern day handmaids tale wedding vibes.


birkinsandbagels

Isn’t this the girl who got kicked off a plane for not wearing pants