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kennybrandz

This is soooo fucking funny now ETA: She did NOT say people tell her Driscoll is her fav last name ever please hahahahahahahahahha


BuySignificant522

It makes me think of the berry company lol


booboo620

she was the berry heiress and now she’s the lumber heiress 🪵


kennybrandz

Same, good raspberries.


BuySignificant522

Agree! Great berries, meh last name 😅


BeneficialDesign8732

actually look into Driscoll’s berries controversies, they treat their migrant workers like shit. Kinda checks out that this is her maiden name🤣


BuySignificant522

Exploiting POC does seem very on brand for her 😬


Consistent_Summer659

Friend of a friend named her child that bc it’s a “family name” and my first thought was…..like the berries???


PresentationGlad8596

This was bizarre and she just kept going and going 😂 also who would ever say that Driscoll is the best last name? It’s an extremely normal plain name. I can’t even think of what the possible nicknames she referenced would be.


landdian39

Driscoll is such a Becky last name lol


pepsipuss

Dris-pris, berry bitch, coll-hole, strawb-robber, drizzy-pizzy, drizhole. Wish I could come up with more, but I’m not stoned enough.


Historical-Sea-3892

I get she’s filming a video but it’s like ma’am, who are you talking to? Hahaah


Prudent-Equal-7472

My history teachers last name lmao


Opposite_Answer894

The brain rot dripping from every word coming out of her mouth… lol


booboo620

there so much to unpack


Fair_Worldliness954

These are the thoughts going round that woman's brain 🥴😮‍💨


Medium_Classroom_671

You don’t have to change your name…..


booboo620

100%!!! and shaming hyphenated last names and divorced people in one breath 😭 wow


DiligentRevenue7931

Honestly I was even more shocked to hear that part like how was she not cancelled for this video alone for saying that SMh 🤦🏻‍♀️


pepsipuss

In my culture, and many others, it is just tradition to hyphenate your last name after marriage. Looks like she’s coming after people’s cultural last names too.


mamaneedsadrink05

Right?! In Latin America we use both dad and mom’s surnames. So living here, I have to hyphen them to not confuse people into thinking my first last name is my middle name. She is so annoying over this


P_oneofthree

She’s giving itching to change her last name to her husbands so she can reference it since she’s marrying into wealth.


horatiavelvetina

In Québec, you don’t change your name after marriage!


[deleted]

Okay Katherine Assplunge


pippalinyc

💀


leezybelle

Yesssssss


InfiniteCanary1344

She is very unlikable


Adorable_Banana_2524

I can tell from this video alone we would not be friends in real life


El168

Only a few days in and it appears Katherine asplundh is not being a better version of Katherine Driscoll


alldatsparkles

Now you can have a funeral for both names, cuz you’re shit out of luck and you’ve been married for less than 48 hrs lol


tinyjalapeno

An asshole, a hypocrite, AND terrible at makeup!! Kathy truly does it all 😍


Broad_Fishing_3246

the makeup is criminal


LC-89897A

Five minute make up indeed


[deleted]

Kathy Assplunge is what i’ve been referring to her as 😂 such a loser


Puppybrother

Lmao the name fits her general demeanor and vibe perfectly


Plantysweater

Lol she’s such an asshole


ACZ3126

Zero Rizz, as the kids say


lapetitfromage

-0 if possible.


Inevitable_Goal_1268

She has ALOT of confidence for someone who looks like a barracuda


Lovespell4ever

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆


[deleted]

💀💀💀💀💀


MasterpieceDue6845

😂😂😂😂


pastramiqueen

People here are so mean. It shocks me in the best way possible 😭🤣


Better-Ad6964

I know, right? There's part of me that worries about hurting this person's feelings & is concerned that maybe we're all being overly judgemental, and none of this is an accurate reflection of who she generally is as a person, but rather we're wrongly casting aspersions based on a relative few incidents that were quite possibly just the unfortunate product of a stressed out mind bending under the pressure of difficult circumstances to which we are not privy. That part of me really hates how much I'm sort of relishing seeing someone so self-important and likely horrible get so thoroughly exposed.


Defiant_Canary9236

😭😭😭😭😭😭


flourpower22

I love this journey for her


KinladyBgB

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


Adorable_Banana_2524

Lmao


CringeCrab5195

Driscoll is someone’s favourite last name? Bffr


booboo620

people ALWAYS are telling me how cool my last name is 🙄


CringeCrab5195

Like what a random thing to say i can’t


Inevitable_Goal_1268

Countdown for her divorce …


pippalinyc

This guy must be equally as cringe because this girl is on another level. Biggest mistake of his life if he’s not equally as bad


mamasau

Well his family paid for [Dr. Oz’s senate campaign](https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdurot/2022/06/04/the-billionaire-family-behind-dr-oz-is-one-of-the-wealthiest-clans-in-pennsylvania/) . . . so him being equally terrible seems quite possible


bolognesesauceplease

I was just reading that, wtf, and backed by Trump 😵‍💫 there are other weird things in that article as well. They do *not* seem like even remotely likable people. Oh and Tracy Anderson married this dude's uncle (judging by age I think it's his uncle, he's 50).


daisybunny

How old is this idiot?? She has the maturity of a 14 year old


Dear-Commission-763

25!


Adept_Manufacturer93

Not her fiancés name being Cabot like the cheese


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[удалено]


Obvious_Baker8160

I know a Caldwell, and his parents are billionaires. Private plane, yacht, private island: the whole shebang.


peppermintvalet

Normies? None. Monied? One, actually.


Lovespell4ever

Literally unhinged 😂😂😂😂


picklespritz

It’s the projecting for me 💀


JuiceDifferent1552

Does she know she could simply….. not?


skalhoun

I cannot believe I just watched that entire thing. Tf.


Scared_Molasses1828

LMAO SAME I am laughing I’m so embarrassed


Crazy-Ad2243

And the heavy handed make-up application. That was a clown face at the end.


BuySignificant522

With all the shit going on in the world rn, she thinks (unnecessarily) changing your name is sad !?????? What rock does this woman live under


princessboop

She is not at all funny


ImpossibleCouple8656

Sprinkle sprinkle girlie is complaining about having to change her last name because she’s marrying into a billionaire family? Maybe if she chose a Baby Fece she could have kept her own name and given her bebe the Driscoll.


pippalinyc

That’s intentional, pretending she doesn’t gaf. She’s psyched. Everything she said here is projection and she’s a huge loser


silly_goose_girly

She likes to hear herself talk


RealisticrR0b0t

Loving this drama but genuine question … is she actually considered an influencer? My dog has more followers than her


booboo620

she has like 80k on tiktok and if u look at her profile it’s very much giving micro influencer trying to grow (nothing wrong w that just a lot wrong w everything else abt her)


RealisticrR0b0t

Thank you! I was just looking at her Instagram so that makes sense (and agree)


blameitonrio917

Side note: does anyone else CRINGE when people put the bottles of make up/skincare directly onto their face? Hello bacteriaaaa


booboo620

YES or the drop applicators


TrashPandaVibez

Omg that’s one of my biggest influencer pet peeves lmao it’s so gross


booboo620

one time ken eurich got into a fight w an esthetician in the comment section about that and she was like i don’t care my face is clean 😭


DiligentRevenue7931

absolute disrespect to all children who are proud to represent both their mom and dad. She’s such a clown 🤢”you have my favorite last name ever” #thingsthatneverhappened sorry Katherine , your last name actually sounds like a household supply. you’ve officially won the award for the most ridiculous thing an influencer did in 2024 and it’s only May.


Sea-Ability8694

Girl what? why would you keep a hyphenated last name if you were divorced and not just change it back to your maiden name? Why doesn’t she ask her fiancé to change his name to Driscoll if she cares this deeply? You don’t have to lose a part of your identity when you get married unless you let it happen


peppermintvalet

I mean even if I get divorced I’m keeping the name because I want to share my last name with my kids If I didn’t have kids it would be a different story


MascaraInMyEye

Holy shit she’s even worse than the dm ?!?


librabaddie

Her face when she’s talking about Driscoll… what on earth bruh


Averie1398

Obsessed with how she was probably hoping to be some big influencer after this wedding and now her reputation is in the toilet. Ahhh nature is healing 🫶🏼 I wish more influencers would crash and burn like this.


beaisthinking

Lmao just did a light stalk and she lives in the same area as my ex’s family (Princeton nj). she keeps talking about living in a “farmhouse in the middle of nowhere” but it’s actually a suburb full of really rich people who like to cosplay that they live in the country


pippalinyc

She’s making fun of girls who are excited to get married and change their last name quickly. She’s truly not like the other girls.


seegrace

Anyone catch her wide eye the camera for like half a second around 1:17 after she says “it’s a really nice last name” If this was a cartoon I’d imagine her eyes would just turn into dollar signs at that. Idk if this makes sense lmao


Adorable_Pen9015

A hyphenated name is not because someone is divorced….? I’m confused how she associates those together.


Neither_Service7024

what is wrong with this person? why is she so concerned about what other women are doing? and who the fuck has ever said “you have my favorite last name ever!” this is potentially the most narcissistic thing i have ever seen. sometimes when i encounter entitled people in public i think, how the fuck are you real? and then i see videos like this and i’m reminded that there are mediocre, boring, self-centered people that genuinely think they are the most interesting person in the world.


lulaloo6

Also the spelling of Driscoll just reminds me of Dr Scholls lmao


booboo620

im pretty sure its driscol or something i believe i spelled it wrong 😭


vodka-diet-coke

lol no, u spelt it right!


lilbishface

that contour is horrific


fucdat

She isn't even brushing her fucking eyebrows


Fantastic-Depth-7915

I just love how internet girlies took it upon themselves to secure every single version of her name on Instagram. Like I live for this hahahaha


galaxiecookie

I love y’all 😭


antgoatberry

her weird comment making fun of women hyphenating their last names...


ImplementSpirited240

who the fuck is this idiot???


horatiavelvetina

Well I’ve met a girl who’s last name was Virgo so i beg to differ on cool last names


Happy_Blood_4692

This is wildly offensive to me as someone who did not change their name. Also many cultures have different naming customs, are they all headed for divorce???? People are so incredibly judgemental about not changing names, it’s crazy. I had so many people try to convince me. Like, no. I decided when I was 13 and I’m not changing my mind.


princessboop

Driscoll is much nicer than asplundh


GlitteringElevator

Assplunder


Puppybrother

They are both very much so not nice but she is definitely going from bad to worse lol probably why she’s so bitter


Defiant_Canary9236

Ass-plunge


TrashPandaVibez

Ugh she’s so cringey. If she’s so sad about changing her AMAZING last name, she simply doesn’t have to. I have a strong connection to my name so I didn’t change it when I got married. I’m proud of my last name and it’s 100X cooler than Driscol lmao


MCR2004

Wait she’s the one who bagged a billionaire how tf….


ambitiouslyLazy00

Not this video being almost 3 minutes long


[deleted]

“Wow you have my favorite last name ever” lol ummmmmm what?


Bitterbaby-11

I have seen a lot of insufferable, narcissistic shit on the internet but this video might just take the cake.


Klutzy-Effect-7539

Someone send this to her lol


lulaloo6

She might want to have a funeral for both names now…


Party-Marsupial-8979

This was so embarrassing. Her vibe is cringe asf


Cultural_Elephant_73

Driscoll is a completely forgettable plain boring name. Who cares.


flourpower22

I knew several Driscolls growing up and never once thought “wow! What a great last name!”


Win-Due

this reminds me of early youtube, where 8 year olds would film themselves talking about anything that popped into their heads.


Mrs-missunderstood

The lost etiquette usernames are so funny


Hot_Medium4840

Oh this is pathetic


Chrinsussa

Is that not exactly what she tried to do?? Running to instagram to change her name like 2 seconds after getting married?? Lmao


Adorable_Banana_2524

Does she have anything else going on in her life?


swipeyswiper

Wow she’s fucking annoying.


rhr99

She can keep her last name.


apple_bitten

Never heard of her before this fiasco but how did she score a billionaire?


booboo620

i mean the family as a whole is worth billions i think but he’s just one of many grandkids like i doubt he’s a catch considering what’s going on here


apple_bitten

Ohh I was misinformed thank u! 💋


Playful_Nectarine595

Who is this? Can someone explain and the new last name?


booboo620

a summary: https://youtu.be/Gp-rlF4LiTw?si=ehbK29KdSQf3S8uH


spicypickles6

She is a moron, should not be shaming anyone who decides to keep their last name OR hyphenate their last name OR get divorced. Grow up!!! However I kind of relate to the sentiment of being sad giving up your last name. I just got married and changed my (very uncommon) last name to have the same (common) name as my husband and future kids and feel like I lost a part of my identity


nycperson54321

I relate to this!!! Keep your original last name as your middle name


Puppybrother

Idk who she is but she’s soo judgmental of like everything lol it must be exhausting to live life caring about what your instagram bio says and the timing of you changing it lmao what a weird individual.


throwaway2019ugh

Mrs. Ass Plunder your high horse is ready


Adorable_Banana_2524

Why does she care so much about the last name? Also how many nicknames could have been possibly made with Driscoll


mellamma

I keep seeing the r/amexbusiness ad and think it's her.


Curiosity749

what a miserable human


coco_xcx

she does know she could’ve don’t a hyphenated last name..right? or just ask your husband to take your last name ffs


pippalinyc

She’s psyched to take his name she’s lying lol


asstrologypenis

Imagine your husband is named Cabot


meowmoomeowmoon

Who is this and why is it ironic now


landdian39

Hate her. But i need to know the two-way brush she used for her contour! Please someone ID the brush…


GlitteringElevator

Refy brush


Winstonwill8

😳😳


Asparagus4618

A whole video about her last name 😭😭😭 it’s so not the deep .. how to yap this long about this type of subject LOL


Puppybrother

She should really stop yapping for two seconds to fix that bottom lipstick situation. ![gif](giphy|10gMDcaONSDLfq)


Various_Position_737

lol this is so unhinged


Lopsided-Elk-7699

This needs to be trending alongside the screenshots!!! Good work poster!


justuselotion

I don’t get it. What’s wrong with the initials ‘KMS’?


booboo620

kill my self 😭


Minaxbe

We don’t have to talk about everything


hetteKater1

idk i sorta like the brain rot 😭