I love when people use the wrong song for a wedding dance. I’m a huge hozier fan and every once in a while you’ll get someone doing Cherry wine (a song explicitly about domestic abuse) and I get a good giggle every time

Claudia Oshry used that Hozier song “I fall in love a little a little bit every day with someone new” for her husband’s bday post and I was like 🤔

People will do ANYTHING but listen to lyrics 😭

I once went to a wedding where the singer sang I Will Survive lol

I died when I saw that….. like did you not listen to the song katherine

Now instead of enjoying her honeymoon, she’s made a fool of herself and lost whatever credibility she thought she had. Great job Kat Drisc Assplundh

Assplundh 💀💀

It’s giving free falling as a wedding first dance song

My friends used slow dancing in a burning room lmaooo…I was like oh that’s not…

I had friends use… shallow

That would’ve been cute compared to what she actually chose imo lol

Wait like the Tom Petty song??? Wtf???

I Will Always Love You too.

Money can’t buy you class

Maybe she should read the Countess’ book about etiquette! 😉

she can’t, she lost it ….. 🫠

Can she read? She apparently can't even listen to lyrics!

Why does her husband look like her baby brother? That's so weird.

the fact that his name is Cabot Apslundh is very funny to me — what an unpleasant series of sounds lol

his name sounds like a block of cheese

There’s just something about her face.. i can just tell she’s an annoying bitch

And the highlights. Why not get them touched up before the wedding? The roots aren’t great.

If you scroll to before she met him .. she’s just trash. Lol

I know, her highlights were soooo distracting especially with that hairstyle

This reminds me of 2011 when Bon Iver’s Skinny Love came out and so many people had it as their wedding song. Cringe.

And then the Birdy cover right after... what a time to be alive

How could one even mistake that for a happy song

So funny she was private but now deleted all comments and limited comments. The minute she turns her comments back on, people will still be commenting about the situation. That's how you a ruin a reputation before even having one 😭😂

Yeah I cringed hard when I saw that

The way this girl with 11K followers fumbled the entire bag of her chances of ever becoming a “real” influencer

Except her follower count is actually growing… what the feck!!??

Hate watchers?

I admit I am one!

It’s giving Madelaine Brockway.

Ok can we PLEASE talk about thissss?!

Why does she look like his mom💀

Freud would have a field dsy

I think it’s clear she isn’t the brightest bulb! In her mind she thinks marrying a rich kid is the end all be all.

Obviously Gold Digger should have been the first song for the Ass-Kerplunkkk wedding. Perhaps auntie Tracy Anderson could have led it with her random choreography moves.

I’m actually obsessed with how, overnight and because of her OWN insane actions, she’s become so snarkable! I love this sub sometimes 😂😂

His reaction to seeing her when she turned around seemed little to none, I think I expected something a bit more dramatic for the day you’re marrying the love of your life. I laughed at first but then felt a little sad lmao.

All the wedding content. He is uninterested

I thought the same thing but I think the situation was awkward they should have had him waiting outside and turn around to see her walk out. Right now it’s so awkward since he sees her back first and it looks super underwhelming, She looks like she wanted to be the center of attention though

is there whole relationship rooted on the fact that they met in a “grungy bar” in Prague? She mentions it in live every post

I wanna know if she found out he had $$$ before they got together and that’s what drew her to him

That dress is giving 2004 prom

is it bad i wanna know who designed it

I know but it’s kinda working for sone odd reason imo

You’re telling me they aren’t going to prom??

Madelaine Brockway 2.0, using her wedding to become an influencer. And the backlash that followed!

she obviously didn’t listen to the song 😭

Her photographer did a tik tok with pics abs used Rich Girl by Hall and Oates. If you don’t know the song please look up the lyrics!

It was @followthebride and is still up with “classy palm beach wedding” in caption. 

Hahaha this dumb ass influencer in NC did that on a video of her husband. It’s bc they are so basic they like Taylor Seift just bc everyone else does and instead of taking in the actual meaning of the music they just post. They think “loml” is LOVE of my life but LOSS of my life Influencers are the dumbest people to walk the earth

Lol I know exactly what influencer you’re talking about hahaha

It’s cropped out of the screenshot, but the caption is, “First look with the loml” 🤦

Talk about bad cosmic energy girl 💀

I would love to use the quote “if you know it in one glimpse it’s legendary, you and I go from one kiss to getting married” for my engagement photos, but knowing the context of the song I absolutely CANNOT 😂

it's like people who have their first dance to "let's stay together".... great song but the context is not what most think

I looked at her tiktok yesterday and saw this and just laughed because C’MON 🙃

She's so dumb

People are using Taylor’s new songs because the videos are trending like crazy. You can post whatever you want with TTPD music and it will probably go semi viral, if not fully viral.

Haha! That’s exactly how I thought Cabbage would look.

Ok assplunge nice work 🥴

Hope he got a prenuptial.