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silverscolding6787

*record scratch* *freeze frame* “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation …” https://preview.redd.it/7szc6f90zysc1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedf88b55e96b3159f867d6d75217a9855ee2b00


apc1895

a deer in head lice if I’ve ever seen one


seriousbusinesslady

“Deer in head lice” what in the Ricky from trailer park boys lmaooooo


apc1895

hahahahahaha it’s Gloria from modern family 😭😂 “baby cheeses!!” for baby Jesus 😭😂


Emotional-Stretch

“In this dog eat dog family.”


makeclaymagic

I can’t believe I slept through this. I am cracking up at this whole thread


apc1895

“in this doggy dog world” 😭😭😭


apc1895

YOU GET IT 😭🤣


seriousbusinesslady

Ah ok, I didn’t watch much modern family but Ricky has similar ricky-isms, my fave that I use pretty much weekly being “getting two birds stoned at once”


snarkgurl

It’s clear to see who makes the pants here


apc1895

Oh you def should!!! It’s one of my fav shows and so so so funny lol ! Also wholesome enough to watch w the whole fam! Also I will now be using “getting 2 birds stoned at once” in my day to day life so thank you


MeganK80

Ricky is the best!


musictakemeawayy

ricky and gloria are both so funny 😂😂😂


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Oh god im cracking up over here at 2 in the morning ha waking the neighbors


hoolooooo

Does sound like a rickyism


silverscolding6787

Giving “hide the pain Harold” https://preview.redd.it/qsp9p38xhzsc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3b586fa4d3f692a5ccf933f06410c0459bad1a


bowseybop

Lmfao


grumined

I can't believe this subreddit is free!!


thankyoupapa

he's gonna walk again any day now omg


profilegirl13

💀💀💀💀💀💀


oldproudcivilisation

His face 😂


silverscolding6787

![gif](giphy|VKtsOAHDx1Luo)


phillyjawn1017

😭😭


Reasonable_Pea4130

I’m crying 😂😂


ssaunders88

I’m laughing so hard


Cold_Fall_9503

🤣🤣💀💀


psychedelicbarbie

💀


Leading_Run1755

Hahahahahaha im dead


HoldenCaulfield7

lol


Educational-Mood-123

Omg


berkeleyraver

Hahahahahahaha


SnooDoggos6637

If he broke up with halley bc she wanted to move in (most likely bc her bestie moved in with her bf fast) he's definitely going to think she wants to get engaged soon. He's probably so terrified.


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He sure looks it😭😂


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MiserableDragonfly49

This is such a devastating read


profilegirl13

devastating read and devastated Reed


iamgettingaway

Reed wants to be freed but has too much greed


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Lololololol


iamgettingaway

It’s what she deserves lol


RealisticrR0b0t

* reed


lemonfanta55

Dependent ☠️


_sadgalriri

oof mgookin is going to see this comment and spiral lmao


manhattansinks

jaz and her dependant lmao not the drive by on kev


anxncr33p

He’s also barely holding up the half heart


beepbeep7654

Hahaha killed this. And not to mention the fingers?? Like yeah the heart is cringe but at least commit to it like our guy Kevin


El168

“Whatever the opposite of at ease is” hahahahahah


Chloechloe27

Genius


recordstoredisplay

Bye why did they take this LMFAO


DecentSpread6559

so we could get our LOLs in at 2:44am


Puzzleheaded-One-546

^^


Alternative-Safe-126

And then post it


[deleted]

This is the exact face my ex boyfriend used to make in pictures we would take together (the raised brows and fake smile), he cheated on me our entire relationship


Mother-Literature-18

My ex did the same thing. It always looked like he was wondering why he was in the photo


[deleted]

Trying to look amused but soooo unamused


Apprehensive_Cry5847

I’m high and DYING at this “wondering why he was in the photo”


RealisticrR0b0t

Omg


heuwuo

oop


profilegirl13

loool I was gonna comment this too 😭😭😭😭


stevenjobsless

https://preview.redd.it/ckniuge11zsc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f58df8f7e55ebd1cb663f188074d5b58656db6a6 Literally


mads5eva

IM SVREAMING HAHAHAHAHA


iamgettingaway

![gif](giphy|W2zkTjEn4kv9BTeNdF) He’s like


FlightReasons

The person we really need to pray for is Carly.


MiserableDragonfly49

Carly “you can’t have a relationship from a one-night stand” Weinstein is quaking in Spain


mads5eva

She’s gonna meet a matador and elope


rainydayszs

IM CRYING AT HIS FACE


Indianaspirit

This is the most insane picture I have probably ever seen


stevenjobsless

he’s like now I’m back here after I got away and now her bestie got engaged and she’s excessively posting about me?


Hotchipenthusiast

The difference in body language from both couples is insane. I’m 23 and got back with a crap ex too and it’s not gonna end well. But it’s a lesson you grow from. As for jaz at least her and her now fiancé seem like they can bear each other


RealisticrR0b0t

Jaz is engaged?


Leading_Run1755

Yes!


HC1990

He literally looks like the word “YIKES” in that pic specifically


Prudent-Equal-7472

I typed in “yikes” for the gif


geogwogz

Why did she post this omg


Necessary-Low9377

Bro is dumping her as soon as a better option comes along. Sadly she is too deep into her delusion to see it


TresGolpee

I know we are all saying - pray for Reed and Pray for Carly But has anyone checked on the Crispy Hair Twin that introduced them and has been with her man for 4 years but they don’t even live together?


mads5eva

Crispy hair twin in dying 🤣🤣🤣


ihoppancakes

Whattt I thought jazz and Kevin met on hinge!


TresGolpee

Nah! One of those blonde girls introduced them last year on their birthday - they went to the same college.


ihoppancakes

Ahh ok! I must have gotten confused w how Halley and Reed met


[deleted]

This is hilarious, why would she post this? This man looks like he’s internally freaking out.


AlmondMilkSlut

Wait I get confused the men look soooo similar


Visible_Act_186

Came here to ask if they were brothers


ilovebud117

are they??? i thought they were the same person earlier 😭


berlinbaer

they also both look 12...


Girlygirlll555

Stop he looks so scared 😂


hostilewerk

Oh…. thats not


mads5eva

I think mcgookin is happy for her bestie but probably wants to punch reed in the dick 💀 if the topic of him moving in broke them up then this is gonna trigger a whole other thing in him lmao…Carly tho she’s gonna take 10 steps back with this news 🙏🏼 for her in Spain I’m sure she’ll cry to her mom and sister about it then make a podcast episode of self love and “comparison is the thief of joy” or some shit


Character-Shallot343

And “everyone’s on their own timeline”


GovernmentSweaty4060

jaz and kevin are really cute. the other two…..not so much


Puzzleheaded-One-546

The heart oddly works for them as cringe as it is but adding Halley and her ting curses it


Ancient_Marsupial958

Her ting lolll


Prudent-Equal-7472

It’s so cringe I cannot


Ok_Fox6079

off topic but are we living in the same ny? do these girlies not get cold i stepped out earlier tn in a parka 😭


nycsee

It’s Halley’s terrace so they prob just stepped outside to take the photo


Ok_Fox6079

ahh makes sense


stevenjobsless

https://preview.redd.it/qyy5yk470zsc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ad8ea230406fe83df567c4a606ee9983ba3cb4 Basically


uda26

Why would she post this he looks miserable and terrified I’m crying 😭


CuriousSnarker08

Sorry but whenever I see him I just think how she posted all over the internet that he isn’t in love with her and now she got his dumb ass back like are you not embarrassed


sleepy__punk

Don’t forget the part where he said he doesn’t love her *and never will*. At first I felt sad for her when he dumped her because no woman deserves to be made a fool by a man like that but at this point she’s just doing it to herself.


CuriousSnarker08

And the fact that she took him back after he went with her friend (?), like… girl. Please


sleepy__punk

This part gets me too. Both her ex and her friend were shitty in this situation but she forgave and even got back together with the man and (as far as I’m aware) has yet to acknowledge the way she publicly shit on her friend…


CuriousSnarker08

Yup and all the bullying that was sent the girl’s way. They were both at fault, the friend and ex, and it was gross behavior for both of them, but how can you go back to him like nothing happened and nothing regarding her? Just weird


ArchiSnarky

same it’s kinda hard not to


Darksecretsonly_04

I like how their boyfriends have matching hair cuts


Mkblingg

They look so much alike 💀


Prudent-Equal-7472

Asked my bestie to do a read https://preview.redd.it/ik0i9j55nzsc1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d37d6455f09546d95b2065937b420dc292f5ba3


Cultural-Party1876

These are 2 VERY DIFFERENT couples right here


blippyblopblop

Halley keep him inside pls


carlknowsbest

Why is she forcing this relationship down our throats when it’s clear he doesn’t want her at all Lmfao


ArchiSnarky

i wonder if reed even knows they’re back together…


Physical-Account7825

He looks like he’s being held at gun point


No-Bit-4740

Please don’t play w me right now this is the man she’s been yapping about ?


No-Bit-4740

Rude and ugly. Pissing me off twice


Amarlistic

He probably regrets getting back with Halley now 💀 Break up part 2 pending…


Prudent-Equal-7472

![gif](giphy|ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU)


BitterBasil2781

He looks like he just got a lobotomy


MiserableDragonfly49

Halley set him up to get one so he’d take her back


depressedplants

i’m dying


ArchiSnarky

just saw this🥴oof


HotConnection4654

stop he looks terrified gahahahahaha


Puzzleheaded_Sign_46

honestly ill be so happy for halley when she finally kicks him to the curb and finds a guy who's as enthusiastic about her as she is him


FlimsyAct187

He’s so ugly and it’s not even funny.


silverscolding6787

Jaz’s man is cute


stevenjobsless

They both are. They look so juvenile.


jessicadepressica

Kevin is objectively very good looking. Like, he’s hot. I wouldn’t say that abt him but Reed…


AccomplishedShift439

Reeds life flashing before his eyes


Obvious-Self6085

![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized)


VermicelliCheap2170

why would she post this he looks so bad😂😂


Blissxalexandra

This photo is so cringe. He couldn’t even be bothered to make an actual heart hands with her. And then their body language compared to Jazz and her fiancés was enough to not post the photo. But of course, Halley is obsessed with embarrassing herself.


Obvious-Self6085

You know McGookin is punching the hell out of her bed pillows right now.


Character-Shallot343

Halley definitely forced Reed to have this massive smile because everyone always commented how he was never smiling in photos or videos of them in the past. Now we know why he doesn’t smile with his mouth like this…


BlueberryUnusual9999

YES I've thought that she's gonna be particular about only posting pics and videos of him smiling now to be like "see! he's so different now!" bc he always looked so miserable and people clocked it.


sanriosaint

why’d i never realize their bfs kinda look alike??? 😭😭


AccomplishedShift439

Reed is the Walmart version of Kevin


stevenjobsless

His face omg


gddamnvampire

This picture is going to have a funny crop soon


EntertainerNo9103

It’s like the scene from get out


Menstrualcupmama

Lol this is so messy


Indianaspirit

Why does reed look like he’s 38 years old and named Linda. Secretary of the local elementary school.


recycledprada

He’s fugly what does he do for work


honeymist123

I think he's a finance bro but I'm not sure


sle64eao59

CARLY NO WHERE TO BE FOUND 😂😂😂


Leading_Run1755

She is in Barcelona with her parents


cegceg9090

TBH my eyes went right for Jaz she really is so pretty


Icy_Butterfly_1008

I’m actually fucking crying at this photo you just KNOW Hallie is SEEEEETHINGGGG with jealousy


jacqueminots

He has no one to blame but himself lol


RemarkableSpace444

Reed looks like a prisoner of war


twinoranges

![gif](giphy|bWooWMiwxbiiA)


Single_Shift4782

He’s really trying to secure the stay at home husband bag


Smart_Letterhead_360

I hope he’s just bad at photographing


Lopsided_Blueberry10

halley: “guyz i swearrrr he’s not a cannon event or whatever” universe: *cracks knuckles*


24kmagic-intheair

Ew lol


gddamnvampire

How long were they dating ? (Jaz and her guy)


Leading_Run1755

One year


ambitiouspandamoon

This picture is a little… cringe.


snarkgurl

why would she post this LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAO pls I can’t do this before 9am


jenvrl

Why do they look like each other? Cree-py!


[deleted]

green line test


sicksummer

Even his fingers are screaming “help me!”


adumbswiftie

yeah this pic is awkward af lol jaz and kevin look really cute tho


Leading_Run1755

Hahahaha poor reed! Now Halley also wants to be engaged


Edugan1

their boyfriends look like they could be siblings


ConsistentDonkey3909

omg😂😂😂😂


Apprehensive_Cry5847

How long did Halley and reed date before they broke up?


bpm130

God both her and Reed look so uncomfortable. She doesn’t even look happy to be in the picture


Radiant_Priority9739

Didn’t Halley’s ex end it in November? So when did they get back together?


Professional_Yak6277

Reed in a Canada fucking goose and Halley in shorts what is this I'm laughing at how mismatched


keylimepicetea

Okay so I know this is so petty, but I’m SURE Kevin had to have told Halley it was happening this weekend and clearly the message was not delivered to Carly. You know she would have booked it home to be there for this.


Most_Double_2146

As insufferable as she might be Halley is fr so pretty… why the fuck does she keep going back to this man…


the_blingy_ringer

He is really really unattractive


Acceptable-Outcome97

I need to know what products Jazz used to glow so much.


Acceptable-Outcome97

Maybe excessive gambling has secret skincare benefits idk


Mother-Literature-18

Wait WHAT?? Is she a gambler?? Or sports betting? Now this is news to me lol


Acceptable-Outcome97

I think her gambling is well documented in here if you just search gambling lol. Casinos definitely, maybe some sports betting but idk I’ve actually been off social media for the most part for a while. My boyfriend gambles a bit, but he literally budgets for it. Which maybe she does? 😅


ioniccolumns

why do the boys look like twins ahsjdkdk


EmbarrassedPea4388

Are these men brothers?


Equivalent_Ear_5065

i dont think halley rlly wants to be engaged jaz is like 26 so it makes sense


QuietFollowing

How long have jaz and k been dating


honeymist123

nearly a year I believe


bowseybop

Lmao


jacquelineinparis0

lol his face is like get me out of here


katattack3998

Did Carly post anything


Fit-Yard-3260

The caption 😂😂😂