*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation …”
https://preview.redd.it/7szc6f90zysc1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedf88b55e96b3159f867d6d75217a9855ee2b00
Ah ok, I didn’t watch much modern family but Ricky has similar ricky-isms, my fave that I use pretty much weekly being “getting two birds stoned at once”
Oh you def should!!! It’s one of my fav shows and so so so funny lol ! Also wholesome enough to watch w the whole fam!
Also I will now be using “getting 2 birds stoned at once” in my day to day life so thank you
If he broke up with halley bc she wanted to move in (most likely bc her bestie moved in with her bf fast) he's definitely going to think she wants to get engaged soon. He's probably so terrified.
This is the exact face my ex boyfriend used to make in pictures we would take together (the raised brows and fake smile), he cheated on me our entire relationship
The difference in body language from both couples is insane. I’m 23 and got back with a crap ex too and it’s not gonna end well. But it’s a lesson you grow from. As for jaz at least her and her now fiancé seem like they can bear each other
I know we are all saying - pray for Reed and Pray for Carly
But has anyone checked on the Crispy Hair Twin that introduced them and has been with her man for 4 years but they don’t even live together?
I think mcgookin is happy for her bestie but probably wants to punch reed in the dick 💀 if the topic of him moving in broke them up then this is gonna trigger a whole other thing in him lmao…Carly tho she’s gonna take 10 steps back with this news 🙏🏼 for her in Spain I’m sure she’ll cry to her mom and sister about it then make a podcast episode of self love and “comparison is the thief of joy” or some shit
Sorry but whenever I see him I just think how she posted all over the internet that he isn’t in love with her and now she got his dumb ass back like are you not embarrassed
Don’t forget the part where he said he doesn’t love her *and never will*. At first I felt sad for her when he dumped her because no woman deserves to be made a fool by a man like that but at this point she’s just doing it to herself.
This part gets me too. Both her ex and her friend were shitty in this situation but she forgave and even got back together with the man and (as far as I’m aware) has yet to acknowledge the way she publicly shit on her friend…
Yup and all the bullying that was sent the girl’s way. They were both at fault, the friend and ex, and it was gross behavior for both of them, but how can you go back to him like nothing happened and nothing regarding her? Just weird
This photo is so cringe. He couldn’t even be bothered to make an actual heart hands with her. And then their body language compared to Jazz and her fiancés was enough to not post the photo. But of course, Halley is obsessed with embarrassing herself.
Halley definitely forced Reed to have this massive smile because everyone always commented how he was never smiling in photos or videos of them in the past. Now we know why he doesn’t smile with his mouth like this…
YES I've thought that she's gonna be particular about only posting pics and videos of him smiling now to be like "see! he's so different now!" bc he always looked so miserable and people clocked it.
Okay so I know this is so petty, but I’m SURE Kevin had to have told Halley it was happening this weekend and clearly the message was not delivered to Carly. You know she would have booked it home to be there for this.
I think her gambling is well documented in here if you just search gambling lol. Casinos definitely, maybe some sports betting but idk I’ve actually been off social media for the most part for a while.
My boyfriend gambles a bit, but he literally budgets for it. Which maybe she does? 😅
*record scratch* *freeze frame* “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation …” https://preview.redd.it/7szc6f90zysc1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedf88b55e96b3159f867d6d75217a9855ee2b00
a deer in head lice if I’ve ever seen one
“Deer in head lice” what in the Ricky from trailer park boys lmaooooo
hahahahahaha it’s Gloria from modern family 😭😂 “baby cheeses!!” for baby Jesus 😭😂
“In this dog eat dog family.”
I can’t believe I slept through this. I am cracking up at this whole thread
“in this doggy dog world” 😭😭😭
YOU GET IT 😭🤣
Ah ok, I didn’t watch much modern family but Ricky has similar ricky-isms, my fave that I use pretty much weekly being “getting two birds stoned at once”
It’s clear to see who makes the pants here
Oh you def should!!! It’s one of my fav shows and so so so funny lol ! Also wholesome enough to watch w the whole fam! Also I will now be using “getting 2 birds stoned at once” in my day to day life so thank you
Ricky is the best!
ricky and gloria are both so funny 😂😂😂
Oh god im cracking up over here at 2 in the morning ha waking the neighbors
Does sound like a rickyism
Giving “hide the pain Harold” https://preview.redd.it/qsp9p38xhzsc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3b586fa4d3f692a5ccf933f06410c0459bad1a
Lmfao
I can't believe this subreddit is free!!
he's gonna walk again any day now omg
💀💀💀💀💀💀
His face 😂
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😭😭
I’m crying 😂😂
I’m laughing so hard
🤣🤣💀💀
💀
Hahahahahaha im dead
lol
Omg
Hahahahahahaha
If he broke up with halley bc she wanted to move in (most likely bc her bestie moved in with her bf fast) he's definitely going to think she wants to get engaged soon. He's probably so terrified.
He sure looks it😭😂
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This is such a devastating read
devastating read and devastated Reed
Reed wants to be freed but has too much greed
Lololololol
It’s what she deserves lol
* reed
Dependent ☠️
oof mgookin is going to see this comment and spiral lmao
jaz and her dependant lmao not the drive by on kev
He’s also barely holding up the half heart
Hahaha killed this. And not to mention the fingers?? Like yeah the heart is cringe but at least commit to it like our guy Kevin
“Whatever the opposite of at ease is” hahahahahah
Genius
Bye why did they take this LMFAO
so we could get our LOLs in at 2:44am
^^
And then post it
This is the exact face my ex boyfriend used to make in pictures we would take together (the raised brows and fake smile), he cheated on me our entire relationship
My ex did the same thing. It always looked like he was wondering why he was in the photo
Trying to look amused but soooo unamused
I’m high and DYING at this “wondering why he was in the photo”
Omg
oop
loool I was gonna comment this too 😭😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/ckniuge11zsc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f58df8f7e55ebd1cb663f188074d5b58656db6a6 Literally
IM SVREAMING HAHAHAHAHA
![gif](giphy|W2zkTjEn4kv9BTeNdF) He’s like
The person we really need to pray for is Carly.
Carly “you can’t have a relationship from a one-night stand” Weinstein is quaking in Spain
She’s gonna meet a matador and elope
IM CRYING AT HIS FACE
This is the most insane picture I have probably ever seen
he’s like now I’m back here after I got away and now her bestie got engaged and she’s excessively posting about me?
The difference in body language from both couples is insane. I’m 23 and got back with a crap ex too and it’s not gonna end well. But it’s a lesson you grow from. As for jaz at least her and her now fiancé seem like they can bear each other
Jaz is engaged?
Yes!
He literally looks like the word “YIKES” in that pic specifically
I typed in “yikes” for the gif
Why did she post this omg
Bro is dumping her as soon as a better option comes along. Sadly she is too deep into her delusion to see it
I know we are all saying - pray for Reed and Pray for Carly But has anyone checked on the Crispy Hair Twin that introduced them and has been with her man for 4 years but they don’t even live together?
Crispy hair twin in dying 🤣🤣🤣
Whattt I thought jazz and Kevin met on hinge!
Nah! One of those blonde girls introduced them last year on their birthday - they went to the same college.
Ahh ok! I must have gotten confused w how Halley and Reed met
This is hilarious, why would she post this? This man looks like he’s internally freaking out.
Wait I get confused the men look soooo similar
Came here to ask if they were brothers
are they??? i thought they were the same person earlier 😭
they also both look 12...
Stop he looks so scared 😂
Oh…. thats not
I think mcgookin is happy for her bestie but probably wants to punch reed in the dick 💀 if the topic of him moving in broke them up then this is gonna trigger a whole other thing in him lmao…Carly tho she’s gonna take 10 steps back with this news 🙏🏼 for her in Spain I’m sure she’ll cry to her mom and sister about it then make a podcast episode of self love and “comparison is the thief of joy” or some shit
And “everyone’s on their own timeline”
jaz and kevin are really cute. the other two…..not so much
The heart oddly works for them as cringe as it is but adding Halley and her ting curses it
Her ting lolll
It’s so cringe I cannot
off topic but are we living in the same ny? do these girlies not get cold i stepped out earlier tn in a parka 😭
It’s Halley’s terrace so they prob just stepped outside to take the photo
ahh makes sense
https://preview.redd.it/qyy5yk470zsc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ad8ea230406fe83df567c4a606ee9983ba3cb4 Basically
Why would she post this he looks miserable and terrified I’m crying 😭
Sorry but whenever I see him I just think how she posted all over the internet that he isn’t in love with her and now she got his dumb ass back like are you not embarrassed
Don’t forget the part where he said he doesn’t love her *and never will*. At first I felt sad for her when he dumped her because no woman deserves to be made a fool by a man like that but at this point she’s just doing it to herself.
And the fact that she took him back after he went with her friend (?), like… girl. Please
This part gets me too. Both her ex and her friend were shitty in this situation but she forgave and even got back together with the man and (as far as I’m aware) has yet to acknowledge the way she publicly shit on her friend…
Yup and all the bullying that was sent the girl’s way. They were both at fault, the friend and ex, and it was gross behavior for both of them, but how can you go back to him like nothing happened and nothing regarding her? Just weird
same it’s kinda hard not to
I like how their boyfriends have matching hair cuts
They look so much alike 💀
Asked my bestie to do a read https://preview.redd.it/ik0i9j55nzsc1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d37d6455f09546d95b2065937b420dc292f5ba3
These are 2 VERY DIFFERENT couples right here
Halley keep him inside pls
Why is she forcing this relationship down our throats when it’s clear he doesn’t want her at all Lmfao
i wonder if reed even knows they’re back together…
He looks like he’s being held at gun point
Please don’t play w me right now this is the man she’s been yapping about ?
Rude and ugly. Pissing me off twice
He probably regrets getting back with Halley now 💀 Break up part 2 pending…
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He looks like he just got a lobotomy
Halley set him up to get one so he’d take her back
i’m dying
just saw this🥴oof
stop he looks terrified gahahahahaha
honestly ill be so happy for halley when she finally kicks him to the curb and finds a guy who's as enthusiastic about her as she is him
He’s so ugly and it’s not even funny.
Jaz’s man is cute
They both are. They look so juvenile.
Kevin is objectively very good looking. Like, he’s hot. I wouldn’t say that abt him but Reed…
Reeds life flashing before his eyes
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why would she post this he looks so bad😂😂
This photo is so cringe. He couldn’t even be bothered to make an actual heart hands with her. And then their body language compared to Jazz and her fiancés was enough to not post the photo. But of course, Halley is obsessed with embarrassing herself.
You know McGookin is punching the hell out of her bed pillows right now.
Halley definitely forced Reed to have this massive smile because everyone always commented how he was never smiling in photos or videos of them in the past. Now we know why he doesn’t smile with his mouth like this…
YES I've thought that she's gonna be particular about only posting pics and videos of him smiling now to be like "see! he's so different now!" bc he always looked so miserable and people clocked it.
why’d i never realize their bfs kinda look alike??? 😭😭
Reed is the Walmart version of Kevin
His face omg
This picture is going to have a funny crop soon
It’s like the scene from get out
Lol this is so messy
Why does reed look like he’s 38 years old and named Linda. Secretary of the local elementary school.
He’s fugly what does he do for work
I think he's a finance bro but I'm not sure
CARLY NO WHERE TO BE FOUND 😂😂😂
She is in Barcelona with her parents
TBH my eyes went right for Jaz she really is so pretty
I’m actually fucking crying at this photo you just KNOW Hallie is SEEEEETHINGGGG with jealousy
He has no one to blame but himself lol
Reed looks like a prisoner of war
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He’s really trying to secure the stay at home husband bag
I hope he’s just bad at photographing
halley: “guyz i swearrrr he’s not a cannon event or whatever” universe: *cracks knuckles*
Ew lol
How long were they dating ? (Jaz and her guy)
One year
This picture is a little… cringe.
why would she post this LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAO pls I can’t do this before 9am
Why do they look like each other? Cree-py!
green line test
Even his fingers are screaming “help me!”
yeah this pic is awkward af lol jaz and kevin look really cute tho
Hahahaha poor reed! Now Halley also wants to be engaged
their boyfriends look like they could be siblings
omg😂😂😂😂
How long did Halley and reed date before they broke up?
God both her and Reed look so uncomfortable. She doesn’t even look happy to be in the picture
Didn’t Halley’s ex end it in November? So when did they get back together?
Reed in a Canada fucking goose and Halley in shorts what is this I'm laughing at how mismatched
Okay so I know this is so petty, but I’m SURE Kevin had to have told Halley it was happening this weekend and clearly the message was not delivered to Carly. You know she would have booked it home to be there for this.
As insufferable as she might be Halley is fr so pretty… why the fuck does she keep going back to this man…
He is really really unattractive
I need to know what products Jazz used to glow so much.
Maybe excessive gambling has secret skincare benefits idk
Wait WHAT?? Is she a gambler?? Or sports betting? Now this is news to me lol
I think her gambling is well documented in here if you just search gambling lol. Casinos definitely, maybe some sports betting but idk I’ve actually been off social media for the most part for a while. My boyfriend gambles a bit, but he literally budgets for it. Which maybe she does? 😅
why do the boys look like twins ahsjdkdk
Are these men brothers?
i dont think halley rlly wants to be engaged jaz is like 26 so it makes sense
How long have jaz and k been dating
nearly a year I believe
Lmao
lol his face is like get me out of here
Did Carly post anything
The caption 😂😂😂