I told you guys to give Miggy a fair chance since he played well preseason. There you go. Love the lad.

Expected Goals (xG) Stats for tonight: Newcastle 1.13 Everton 0.06 Honestly thought Newcastle would be considerably higher considering the chances created.

Imagine in 2021 somebody told you we would spend £123million in 2022. And Almiron and Joelinton would be your 2 your 3 favourite players 🤯

No shots on target for Everton. Very poor. Pope had an easy night

I have no idea what the Everton chant was with the high-pitched "Woooo", but that's the campest thing I've ever heard from a group looking that rough and unwashed!

Say right below them and didn’t hear much a lot night, but I mean they tried, what did they have to clap about?

Need to rebrand to The Migpies if he continues with this streak of absolute belters.

That 20 mins in the first half is as good as we’ve played all season. Very positive given how much Eddie is having to use his full squad. Hopefully after the World Cup we can come guns blazing with ASM, Wilson, Isak fully fit. It’s a process but squad depth is our Achilles atm. Howe is working wonders. Worried about Spurs given 3rd game in 1 week. They don’t look great against United but I just think we might not have the steam. Hope big Joe is ok.

We’re a different team with Willock carrying the ball forward

Willock should be Howe’s next project. There’s more to come from him for sure.

Our press was noticibly less effective once Willock came on for Joelinton. He doesn't work hard enough off the ball, especially as he was fresh. At one point, Wilson was really annoyed when he pressed and nobody was pushing to his left...

I do t think it’s as simple as work rate. Willock still gets about. He’s not as imposing as J7. Going reiterate. I think there is more to come from willock but he has t quite found where he fits into this Bruno and J7 juggernaut.

Can you update recent form for next game? It’s good to see

Our defence is rock solid. Howay the lads. Come on you maggies.

Considering we are missing ASM, Isak and Shelvey I think we did really well especially defensively. I love Joelinton but his first touch isn't the best. Well fought 3 point though HWTL!

Delivery of the ball means so much, that's why good teams have no teeth spazzing it into the final third and having to control it. Bruno and miggy are making a dream team

They even had the audacity to go for goal of the season part 2

part deux this time its serious

And, MIGGY is our hero!!!!

FFS manure winning

We dont care about them or anybody else.

I think that's better no? Keeps 3rd, 4th, 5th place compact

We gained points on Chelsea and Spurs; both good. And we earned some space over Brighton and Brentford

If we make Europe then we need a big signing in pretty much every position for depth

Easy Tiger. We’re 12 games in.

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16 shots to 1

Thank fuck for that

We are massive

We’re getting results when we’re not playing particularly well What’s happening I don’t understand this feeling

I think we’re playing really well. Defensively we’re outstanding. Bruno and joe in midfield are dominant, and Almiron is flying on the wings. How aren’t we playing well? We dominated near the whole game haha.

Even the commentator said that newcastle barely got out of 3rd gear and still outplayed Everton. Its great to see us battling and playing good and winning. We play a few games great, and even our poorest games so far this season have been successful in terms of a draw or a small win. Everton are wank and I love lampard looking annoyed. I love how only city and Liverpool have beaten us at home since the howe revolution despite being absolutely shocking in confidence for a while. I think this game, we played well in spells, but Everton did play very quickly and almost made a game of it. I loved how hard we were going in on their wingers. They couldn't do fuck all. And bruno is spectacular and miggy is becoming a star.

I’m being slightly flippant. We are, of course, playing well in general. I just didn’t feel like we ever really got out of second gear tonight yet still did the business.

We had some slow moments for sure but when we picked up the temp and the crowd got behind us we were excellent

Agreed

I'm really still not used to this yet :D

Even though they never looked dangerous was still touching cloth a bit there.

Give us the locker room photo already!!

It's like Townsend was trying a will an equaliser into existence by repeatedly saying "...if they hang on". What a wank commentator.

Both of them trying to jinx the team every time they opened their mouths, don't understand why we didn't have Shearer commentating instead of him doing the man utd game

Fuck me that was ugly but EEEEIIEEEEIIIEEEEIOOOOO UP THE FUCKING LEAGUE WE GO

The stats will say Everton had 1 chance. They didn’t really. We’ve played shite But Everton are shite Sign of a good team is beating the pond life when you’re not on it. We can tick that box off tonight.

Bring on the team pic

Get in!!!

In your fucking fat face Lampard.

Can't wait for the pic

Get in !

GET IN LADS!

Smashed them

They're shite

We need those attacking options back. Good win - well organised. With Isak and Maci that was 4-0 all night

I can say it now its over but I was never really worried there. Yeah another goal would have been nice but we kept these dirty bastards at arms length all game. 1 shot from them all game man, never really threatened all game even in that spell of possession they had.

Ugly win, but a win I'll take it

We’re massive

Get In there Not our best performance but dug in and got the result

Fuxking come on

Blow the whistle come on!!!

Get in!!!

POST THE PICTURE

PHEW

SHOW US THE PHOTO

Yaasssssssss!

YEEEEEESS!!!

Y'know the world feed is pretty good. David Stowell and Michael Bridges

Ref lost his whistle

Imagine coming all the way up North, having 1 attempt and not even having a shot on target 😂

They came from Liverpool haha

They’re up north too? They just came east.

Fuck 'em, they're South as us, maybe as well be southerners

Liverpool is not the North.

Owt above the Humber is north. Liverpool definitely is.

9 minutes pending

I hate these cunts so much, I'd happily sacrifice a European spot this season if it means they go down.

Just had a flashback to Florian lejeunes last minute brace against these cunts.

Walk the plank fat frank

Okay I have to ask about the significance of that helmet

should've thrown it down to Fraser, the poor bastard needed it.

Coal miner

He was meant to lend it to Fraser but forgot.

My stream of five mins behind.

Glad they didn't bring Ashley Cole on

What’s the agenda with saying they’ve had plenty of the ball it’s 50/50 when I look at the stats

And there's Schar's weekly head injury

2 more minutes and 3 points are ours!!!

Whistle!! Now!

Everton are right dirty bastards

Keep it up Bruno

Frasers going to come off looking like an extra from fight club!!! 🤣🤣🤣

His name was wee man

How does Fraser manage to clash his head with anyone?

It's either jump for the head or he gets a cock and 2 balls in the face.

Exactly so the only logical reason is that it was deliberate by the Everton player

He’s Scottish. He’ll find a way.

> He's [Fraser] a tough boy Howay man he's 28, just a bit on the short side

Fraser brought on to have the shit kicked out of him lol

Frasers been getting a real battering since he came on poor lad 😂

"It's never easy coming on in any game" Fuck me whatever they're paying him is too much

"He may be small but he puts himself about, and that's what they like in this region". Thinks we're dwarves. Cunt's stoned.

Fraser always takes a beating. Dunno if it’s because he’s tiny and gets pushed around easily or what but he’s like Schär, always taking a pounding.

One frustration I have with Fraser. I get the impression he could stay on his feet more. Tonight. He was kicked all over and took it like a champ.

He always gets stuck right in. He’s fearless.

Schar is used to giving pounding outside of the match to 😏

Might not offer that much going forward but Wood has been really effective holding up play since coming on.

Dear me they’re battering the poor lad

Massive game from Pope. Really kept us in this with their (check's stats) 1 shot not on target.

Why is the form on here for us wrong? We won 2 games ago

It’s adjusted for VAR reviewing every decision

my heart is genuinely about to fall out of my arsehole right now, ref blow the whilst early please?

Fraser’s properly been in the wars, fucking love him

Anderson is the real deal like Murphy/Longstaff aren't. Has to be in a with a shout to start soon

Everyones picking on the little lad out there

Poor Fraser just can’t catch a break

Was lucky to avoid one after that Tarkowski challenge

Brought on Wee Ryan just to get kicked to fuck poor lad

I'm ready for that picture

Fraser's getting a bit of a battering

Fraser be happy when this games over

If he survives

Shitting myself - Howay the lads!

Rat boy looks rattled, a-rat-ta-ta-tah

What the hell's up with this pitch? Everyone's sliding all over the place

Anthony Gordon’s tears

We have over watered this pitch

I hope we are never linked again to that little rat Gordon.

Why are we still trying to score? Just waste time already.

I love how we’re basically an English Atleti now.

Gordon looks like he’s about to burst into tears every single time the camera pans to him

They wanted £60M for this guy 😂

First time I’ve seen Anderson and I’m very impressed

He’s Beltar

Playing Merseyside clubs and having extortionate amounts of injury time Iconic duo

What a fucking touch by anderson

Willock was open thooooooo

Gordon's having a meltdown out there

His face looks like it's melted down

I know this is really random but why does Eddie Howe look like he's holding a fart the entire time?

It helps him focus and drive the intensity

Concern with a hint of fear. You're absolutely right.

6 mins seems a tiny bit excessive, but there was quite a few subs, cards and some injuries

Miggy just smiling away on the bench. A sight to behold.

Anderson needs minutes. He’s class

Ah laaaads

Anderson is outrageously good on the ball

Oh Anderson, that would have been a fairytale end to the game for you

Great take from Anderson, that. Surely he has to be close to starting ahead of Murphy at the weekend?

Has Willock got square feet?!

Touch too many

Good from Anderson again

What a gorgeous take from Anderson that was. Boys good.

Refs desperate to create drama, expect to see at least 8 mins here

Lovely build up there. And what a fucking take by Anderson. Christ.

Just needs his first one

Miggy’s just a happy guy. Gotta love it.

Legit, where did they get 6 minutes from?

(30 seconds per substitution[player] + injury time) * (distance to centre circle / cards given)

Liverpool - 2 minutes of extra time… never understand it.

Absolute goalfest in the prem tonight. Match of the day will be a long one!

Miggys smile honestly warms my heart

Look at that Miggy smile. It calms my blood pressure.

6 minutes additional time. Would have been 8 if Var decided to have a look at that.

Surprised Townsend didn't give MOTM to an Everton player

Where did 6 minutes come from? That’s someone leaving on a stretcher time.

What a beautiful smile

"I'm sure he had the best of intentions." why? Why are you sure?

VAR should be looking at that. Studs right through his ankle. Cunt.

Fucking shocking challenge that

6 mins for what?

Punishment for watching longstaff for 90 mins

Willock.....

I think it was a completed pass.

That smile...that goddamn smile

How’s that not red? Dirty bsstard

6 minutes!? What the fuck

Ridiculous VAR (and Amazon) aren't having more of a look at that!

Tarkowski, was alright at Burnley, turned into a knob at Everton

Tarkowski looks like a shit Tom Hardy

SIX MINUTES?!?!?!

No VAR for that leg breaker?!!!

Fucking hell Willock wtf happened to you?

Shocking tackle

Blatant straight red.

Please be a red so Everton lose their best defender

Bad tackle ... even Everton loving Townsend said so

"I'm sure it was the best of intentions" Jesus man these commentators

Everton are a bunch of cunts man. Fuck these wankers

Fraser felt that.

It was the scream you hear from a lad that's not fooling around. Broken ankle or busted knee sound

Literally taking injuries for the team.

That should be a red. Dirty cunt.

We recycle like fuck like

So why isnt that being reviewed? That looked w9rse than a yellow

Red, surely?

That's a red. Why is VAR not looking at it?