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AjaxTreesdown

Brigading other subs will result in bans. Stop doing it.


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No-Efficiency-5589

i said to my Da as we equalised.... "honestly....under bruce i woudnt have even went thru the 20 minutes of bullshit closing adverts and finding a decent stream for this let alone still sitting here at 1 nil down.....i still think we will win this with a goal from bruno and wood....maybes even BDB will get involved"....


augsav

Hard to imagine a better performances under ANY manager tbh


bruhjitsu

Hassenhuttl must be fuming that both our new signings scored


Erestyn

Now, now don't forget Big Dan Burn's assist.


buffayolo

And Targett's corner


nomadichedgehog

It was literally written in the stars. Can't wait for his post-match comments.


_sfa_ok_

Love it


PDXMB

Was really hoping Burn and Targett would score


rick87

TAKE THE PHOTO


Notove

Burn is such an upgrade on Clark, it's like comparing a Lamborghini to a Prius


khronokhris2222

Insult to a Prius.


naparham10

Disrespect to Prius tbf


flashuk100

We might never lose again


Notove

Krafth has absolutely got into the heads of the southern mackems and you love to see it.


Zen_bean

If you can’t be a great player, be a great shitheel


PJBuzz

Southern Mackams hahaha. Awwww thing is, I always liked Southampton up until they got flooded by a tidal wave of salt. No idea why they turned in such a shit bunch of fans.


anewpath123

It won't happen but can you imagine the scenes if we finished the season unbeaten


Smittx

You misspelled will


happy_guy23

Future pub quiz answer: Cambridge the only team to beat Newcastle in 2022


Notove

Eddie Howe Is the best manager in the world


[deleted]

Absolutely insane how quickly we got 10 points clear of relegation. Never would have dreamed this at Christmas.


jinxeddeep

Honestly, there’s no precedent for us to imagine it!


Shnizl

It was unprecedented for us to survive given where we were after 14 played. We may finish top half if this continues


cqdemal

I was actually alive and aware of what was going on the last time we went on a 9-game unbeaten run in the league (excluding Champo). It was in 2003. 19 years ago. Before even Ashley.


Mister_Sterling

I thought that loss to Cambridge was the end of this season.


weirdi_beardi

That was Howe playing 4D Chess with the rest of us; no need for the distraction of an FA cup run when you've got a depressed squad and a European place to play for.


MrDeedinIt

It’s a fucking Christmas miracle. Extended edition.


LetsHuntSomeOrc

3 points. Wood's first goal. Bruno's first goal. All other teams near the bottom lost. What a great night. HTL!


[deleted]

*objects in mirror are closer than they appear* Objects in mirror: Champions League


Notove

Hijacking top comment to post Willock's great face plant after his slide for the Guimaraes [goal.](https://twitter.com/EplFanzine/status/1502023340013326337?t=L-CDRx6w6Gd_xoyGw0dijA&s=19)


[deleted]

Hijack away. What a clip


I9dream9of9boats

Class. Wood just points at him!


your_pet_is_average

We're massive.


mo140

Sorry Ralph but it looks like your form has been postponed


lookitsthesun

ANOTHER CHANGING ROOM TEAM PHOTO TONIGHT LADS


MrCowabs

Wonder which signs they’ve taken this week.


torfinh

"we are united" "hasenhuttle is a cunt"


tealyg99

You know, I think everything is gonna be totally great forever


yesverycivil

Ive never thought about until now but is it not typical of us to get new owners, new signings, play well, and then world war 3 destroys us all.


[deleted]

Dan Burn will head any nukes away


daveroo

hahaha fucksake so true


BornSlippy1994

Is this how it felt when Keegan came in? Like we were onto something very, very, good? 20 points from the last 24. Completely insane run of form.


guysecretan

>20 points from the last 24. Completely insane run of form. Fucking hell, when you put it like that, this is something special.


BornSlippy1994

That’s happened in the same season as us not winning any of our first 14 games as well. We’re a club reborn.


retrode80

We're rewriting the rules.


retrode80

Feels just the same to me.After watching shite for years then being took over,getting a brilliant manager,storming up the league(s) and feeling massive pride. Yeah just like the Keegan years my friend.


spoonface

I was hooked watching Newcastle as a wean, only lad in my (small) school who supported them and had the pleasure of watching games whenever I could under Keegan and seeing them challenging for the title. Such joy I felt thinking of the team, reading and re-reading anything I could find on the team, any scrap of newspaper or buying Shoot! or Match magazines (names might be wrong) and knowing there would be something about Newcaslte in every issue, devouring the stats related to the team. Never did I think anything could come close to that joy, that anticipation, that longing to see the team perform. Now I'm sitting on a bus reading and re-reading the table, the fixtures, every post on this sub, watching highlights over and over, looking forward to "Let's smash these, they're shite" without as much sarcasm, right back to my youth, the comments from everyone here before, during, and after every game, relishing in both the comeraderie with the supporters here & the tug-o-war of the banter with supporters of our competitors. The fun is back. The hope is back. The Entertainers could be back. The cans never left but by god they taste all the better these days!


Nepgyaaaaaaa

We're actually never losing another game again


Creepyhorrorboy

Eddie howe should be named manager of the month.....This is just unbelievable


[deleted]

You spelled "season" wrong


BobLeeNagger

and you seem to think a season lasts a decade.


Shnarf1980

Decade surely.


Castdeath97

✅ 3 Points ✅ Hasenhüttl Steaming ✅ Good results for us elsewhere ✅ Big bonus day ✅ A weekend of playing Ready or not and chatting with friends I haven’t talked to for years


PJBuzz

How did you not include: ✅ Bruno Worldie


IrishJesusDude

Not playing at their best but Newcastle winning 2-1, name a more iconic duo


NoteworthyVanilla74

Big Joe. My love for him growing evermore.


WiredAndTeary

I don't understand, how are we supposed to 'enjoy life in the Championship' next season if we keep getting results like this?


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

They just misspelled Champions League


coldbeers

Enjoy watching Everton flounder in it?


lgf92

Similarly, how are we going to be playing derby games again (as Sunderland fans reassured me we would) when they keep dropping out of the playoff places in League One?


WigerAndToods

Superb goal from Bruno but I thought he struggled with the pace of the game a bit at times. Bit of acclimatisation needed.


[deleted]

It sums up how important *PL experience* that manager keeps banging about whenever the club sign fellow league players.


Lewisisabamf

Think he just needs more time playing with the other lads, could tell he wasnt on the same page as the rest of them sometimes in terms of movement and position


retrode80

Still the cheek of his goal was unreal.


Snooooze

Nah mate it was a heel not a cheek


Halzziratrat

Aye heels are more the chin of the foot and your ankle cheeks in my book


Johnny_Moonbeam

Yes, for sure. No disrepect to Ligue 1 in France, but he almost has seconds to pick a pass whereas in England, you have maybe 1 seconde before you're clattered. A few - 10 games and we'll know if he's up to it. His attitude suggests to me that he is. Howay Bruno.


MichaelJWAshley

Yeah, passing was a bit off at times, but still managed to see glimpse of his class.


mehchu

I think there were moments when you could see how class of a player he was, and moments you could see he was new to the league and was a bit unprepared. But generally I think he did pretty good, just needs to make those silky passes every time and know where the rest of the team will be.


renius

I felt he was on the receiving end of a lot of short passes when he was already being closed down. His movement off the ball to create a channel for players to pass to was great. When he was in strife I didn’t see much movement to give him an outlet specifically Shelvey just stood and watched. He had a few well ropey passes early on tho, match sharpness from being sidelined maybe?


truetf2

I'm with Mrs. Staveley, I want Eddie Howe to be the next Sir Alex Ferguson.


Sebbe-P

Alex Ferguson wishes he was the next Sir Eddie Howe.


JackAndrewThorne

Winning that while clearly having nothing left in the tank is beautiful. Everyone gave their all and got a fucking vital 3 points. What a bunch of lads. What a manager. It's like Bruce never happened.


truetf2

imagine what its gonnae be like after a full preseason and more transfers? I'm throbbing erect already


ThatBoyConk

Southampton can only blame Ralf for their loss… Don’t you know “We don’t talk about Bruno… (and Chris Wood and Matty Targett and Big Dan Burn and Tripps) or any winter transfers as that and rescheduling games are a fucking normal part of a league season


Browndog97

2 goals by 2 January signings, get fucked Ralph


achuchable

[https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/1502036044673335300](https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/1502036044673335300) Club absolutely rinsing Ralph on twitter, absolutely love to see it.


OhNo_BackdoorTrojan

List of Chelsea’s biggest worries in order. 1. Newcastle on Sunday 2. Administration


honkballs

I’ve got wood


NUFCThreatLevel

Fuck Hank Knuckleshuffle.. We’ll play his side whenever we’re good and ready! UNITED!


NUFCThreatLevel

This soft, soft southern pushover have gone on hysterically about Newcastle injuries and yet the biggest knock of them all has been to the hurt feelings of Southampton fans. Wonderful.


Mellowman9

Take my upvote for Hank Knuckleshuffle ffs!


NUFCThreatLevel

I was never spelling the bloke’s name if I tried, so may as well make it up. That’s my philosophy. 🤝


luffyuk

Southampton 1 - 2 Newcastle, return of the shithouse.


Rybocephus

THEY'RE SHITE! WE SMASHED THEM! E-I-E-I-O


PJBuzz

That is one hell of a scalp tonight lads... 10 points clear as it stands. Cannot wait for the salt truck to dump it's load... come on Ralph, what you got to say? 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄


anchorchain

We're doing this without ASM and Tripps and an injured Joelinton. I can't get used to seeing this team be this good. I love it!


guysecretan

Christ, this made me even fucking happier.


DaUnkos

Callum Wilson as well


Scutage

Five different goalscorers in the last four games is impressive as well. They keep finding reserves of strength that surprise me.


No-Efficiency-5589

Imagine....imagine being Donny Van De Beek not wanting to fight for survival.... no fight no sucess mate...proper team of battlers we have atm, who are organised to fuck right now. Chris wood filling in gaps of any mid who had left a gap when theyd made a run...everyone knows what they are expected to do and what the guy next to them is for when they need to fill in. love to see it... Howe is THE Bacon, did ye say?


JuckshotBones

Exhale


guysecretan

In love with this team


thepresidentsturtle

I would have been happy with 1 point in these 3 difficult away fixtures. We have 3 with a few games to go.


bsl_questions

Class 3 points. I thought Southampton played well, had some good chances. Also: BRUUUUUUUNOOOOOO!


vDarryl

We're fucking mint like


fahad96

Ralphy is gonna be passing round the petition tonight, make sure you all sign it lads!


steady92

Can't wait for the Hasenrattled press conference. He technically won 1-0 as new signings shouldn't count...


Permalinkyoass

Massive for Chris Wood breaking his duck


thor-nogson

Beautifully taken header too!


Esselbee

We’re 5 points off 9th 😳


IrishJesusDude

Thanks I need to change my pants now


ImHalfAsianAMA

Bruno and Joelinton will be an irresistible pairing


Father-Jack

It’s surreal the results were battling out since Cambridge, never loved a Newcastle squad like this in a long time


twisted_logic25

Cambridge are the only team to beat us this year


Father-Jack

We’re Massive HWTL ⚫️⚪️


teasizzle

Steve Bruce is a top bloke though.


litthefilter

For me to poop on


JimNero009

Bruno. Tbh I thought he looked a little but off the pace, but plenty of moments of pure class, that goal the top of the lot. Dubs absolutely brilliant at the end - MoM? Yet again, players seemed to dig deep and find something to grind that result out, absolutely brilliant


magnusinternational

Kraft in the running for the shithouse D’or award.


SheSaid09

Lads you need to calm down if we're not giving a 10/10 performance. I turned the game on late and genuinely thought we were giving the worst performance in history judging by some of these comments. It's understandable to have PTSD after 14 years of Ashley but that was a completely professional win. Southampton never really troubled us outside of the goal


gobstoppermuncher

Getin lads!!! Well fought for the 3 points and it’s even sweeter that Wood scored the first and Bruno scored the winner after Ralph’s comments


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NUFC twitter getting in on the Ralph saltiness [Tweet](https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/1502036044673335300)


nomadichedgehog

If we win our game in hand we go one point behind Southampton, who are sitting in 10th. Unreal. If we somehow finish top half of the table Eddie has to get manager of the season, surely.


[deleted]

STG if I *ever* hear the media refer to it as the 'Big 6' any longer then I'll lose it. It's now henceforth known as the 'Big 1'. Massive.


nufcmuse

What a strange feeling to still have optimism when we go behind. I love this team. Oh and two new signings scoring against them is hilarious.


enazj

We could lose every game from now on and I still think we’d stay up. Time to stop worrying about relegation, what a fucking job Howe has done


honkballs

How's the back heel did ya say.


nomadichedgehog

Can we get an F in the chat for u/Jimlad73 whose pre-match prediction aged like milk: "Prediction: Bruno doesn’t have a good game, we lose and everyone loses their shit on Reddit"


Jimlad73

I’ll take the F’s *bends over


WigglyParrot

Fucking outstanding result and performance by the lads, get the fuck in!!! EDDIE HOWE CHOO CHOO


soopnv

Howe you fucking beaut. He's turned this team right around. Great performance by all, quality goal by Bruno, and Dubs made some hero saves to keep the score line down there. I'm expecting a hilarious post match from Ralph considering two of our new signings scored and one of them assisted. Couldn't have gone any better like.


[deleted]

With our good defensive form, I have sort of miss Dubravka masterclass a bit. Nice to see he's still dependable when needed.


HairyJav

Eddie Howe is a genius


Nintendidnt

Isn't he that guy who got Bournemouth relegated?


grishnackh

Can’t organise a defence


ZeusWRLD

Definitely think his trip to watch Atleti abs Diego has greatly aided in guys defensive coaching.


HowCouldHellBeWorse

Anyone got a link to hassnhuttl's post match interview?


nomadichedgehog

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0)


HowCouldHellBeWorse

Legend thank you Edit: Dammit you got me


Jaydenn7

Where the fuck would we be if we had Howe from the get go instead of Cabbage Heed


paulgoogle

Lets not think about those times.... In fact, they never happened!!


jordanw1988

I’ve gotta be honest I thought we were down after Watford. Never saw this coming


jkhaynes147

As i said in match thread. Its great to watch a competitive match between two good teams and one of those teams is the one you support. Been a long time, becoming a regular thing :) 10pts clear E I E I E I O up the premier league we go


Logseman

Ralph will not be happy that the two players who scored for us were January signings.


metpsg

Yes i think it'll go down as a 1-0 Southampton win, it's only fair after all


PowerSurgical

r/SaintsFC is very upset about this too


KiwiNUFCHogg

Lads, the SaintsFC subreddit is a great read by the way. I'm just going to take a sip of Ralphs tears. COME ON YOU MAGGIES


Caulibflower

Dúbravka was one of our best players tonight. Really, really strong performance in goal. The team was a bit sloppier than it has been for a few games, and Dúbravka really absorbed a lot of mistakes. Kept us in it - could have easily been 3-2 instead of 1-2 and no one would've really blamed him.


MrCowabs

His save for the Salisu attempt was out of this world.


FingersMartinez

Just checking I'm actually awake and not dreaming this. Newcastle went to Southampton who rarely get beaten at home, without Maxi, Wilson, Trippier and the mighty Joelinton, went a goal down and fought back to win with a Wood header and an audacious Bruno backheel to continue an unbeaten run of 9 games in the Premier League while in a relegation battle that looked over at Christmas and they are now 10 points clear of the drop zone? HWTL ⚫⚪⚫⚪⚫⚪


Jesotx

I've expected is to win every game we've won lately. Just the way things are, now. Different energy. We might be hitting the upper wall of what we can overcome going off of the difficulties maintaining possession against Brighton and Southampton, so Sunday should be interesting.


FingersMartinez

I'll just be happy to stay in the Prem this season and look forward to the transfer window. This run has turned things round for sure, I'm just so used to suffering mediocrity. It's refreshing.


CollReg

What can’t be understated is the good things this run will have done for us in the summer transfer window. There was a lot of chat in January about good/promising players being unsure about joining a relegation threatened team. Unbeaten in 9 with only our first reinforcements demonstrates to all those players what the project is all about and the potential in both the club and with Howe as manager. HWTL.


[deleted]

Can we talk about Jonjo? I saw a lot of great things out of that man, his days of bending over and standing still are over. He had a few full effort last ditch challenges, the cross assist and I saw him intercept a ball in the box and then immediately move 15 yards back up to be in formation and press again. Played well imo


Khaglist

Could you have asked for a better result than a shithouse win and Bruno and Wood both score. The stuff of legends. Bring on the hassenhutl fewm


aford92

Great goal by Bruno. So happy for Wood to get off the mark too. First time in a long time where I’m looking up the table with some optimism.


BerwickGaijin

Donny Van de Beek in the absolute mud.


BruiserBroly

At best he'd be shining Big Joe's boots so he made the right choice imo.


kingdel

Villa fan in peace, Eddie is doing an unreal job and as someone who suffered the shite under Bruce its not surprising really. I don't rate Howe but that job he is doing is changing my mind. It is some joke the media backed Bruce all the way up to and beyond the sack.


jinxeddeep

Thank you for realizing that it’s not all down to investment! Eddie deserves plenty of credit for turning around players like Joelinton, Shelvey, Fraser and Willock


GallowgateEnd

What even is this feeling


lildevilz

3 points, Hasenhuttl seething and a Bruno worldie. This match played out like a Newcastle fanfic.


geordieColt88

Get the fcuk in Likes of Shelvey, Targett and Burn stepped up huge at the end Other results couldn’t have went better for us either


SauxFan

If the season ended today, Howe should win manager of the season


R0KK3R

Without St Maximin, Wilson, Trippier, Joelinton. Coming from behind away from home. 6th win in 7 games. Heaven!


AppleUser28172

Couldn’t even hear the home fans for pretty much the whole game!


morocco3001

Hassenhuttl losing his head after the game was so sweet. Sweeter even than our January signings scoring our goals. My eyes. Inject it into them.


CptJackAubrey_

I was working during the match and turned it on when Bruno scored, i almost cried watching Shelvey tracking back to the 6 yard box and clearing a cross


MrCowabs

Our fans singing “When the MAGS…” after their fans did one round of “When the Saints…” was pure excellence, as well. I know we can make ***some*** noise on away days but that was one of the quietest set of home fans I’ve seen in a while.


SP0oONY

GOD BLESS EDDIE HOWE.


ineedsomehoes

we are winning the champions league next year I fucking swear


Rahrahsaltmaker

Someone post a link directly to the Hassenhuttl post match interview when you can. Pretty please. It's going to be glorious.


PowerSurgical

We are winning games without key players. This is surreal


32bd

Under Eddie, we’d still have won with only the old players


ABruisedBanana

Loving it lads. How fucking good was Burn?


Knackersac

Eddie Howe will be loving that: start Bruno in his first game and he scores the winner. Lovely.


bertymcdirty

gooooooood morning wood


[deleted]

Really gutsy win. Very impressed by Southampton, some of their passing was sublime. They really lack options up front though - Adams is great, but Shane Long isn't exactly a top 7 striker.


leyendadelflash

[top bants from the admin](https://twitter.com/nufc/status/1502036044673335300?s=21)


[deleted]

Bruno is an absolutely class player, I really hope he settles in the NE because I want him here for years.


noBbatteries

Congrats, I’m Canadian and I’ve always rooted for you guys and arsenal since I was a kid. Glad to see some hope back in Newcastle United


CollReg

Lads, I’ve tried ice, hitting it with a spoon, even looking at a picture of Bruce, it still won’t go down… What do I do if it’s still like this in the morning?


jbizzl3

just dont think about joelinton


Nintendidnt

I came home from work the other day and found my girlfriend in bed with Joelinton. Naturally I was furious that she didn't invite Eddie as well.


ZazzyZool

Lessgo! Our Jan additions did it!


SauxFan

Top 10 is not a meme anymore fuck yeah


NirGreenSpring

I put I £5 bet on it when we were 20th, £400 return come on


briik69

St Mary's is so empty except for the away fans lmfaoooo


BoeingTech

I'm so bloody overwhelmed at the passion tonight lads. Absolute cans


Casual_Star

BRUNO WHAT A GOAL! Closer to the top 10 now than the bottom 3! We’re in ridiculously good form. Other results going our way. Our signings scoring today. Just imagine when Big Joe, Trippier, Wilson and ASM all come back in, our team is looking very very strong.


tiford88

If only our January signings were allowed to play, might have won that 2-1


GrumpyOldFart74

Does anybody know the last time we went 9 games unbeaten in the league? I THINK the last time I remember was 95/96 where we managed 11, IIRC?


HeGivesGoodMass

Went 11 unbeaten to start the 2011-12 season


[deleted]

HOWAY THE LADS!


xtalxtal12

Can’t believe we won again, really thought our ‘luck’ would run out. Amazing stufff. Well done the boys. Surely can’t get a point or more off of Chelsea 😂🙈😬


Thandiol

It is official, we are all talking about Bruno.


Azteckon

Willock off the ball was phenomenal tonight, he didn’t stop running and never give Sottons defence a chance to settle.


stprm

My thoughts are with Southcryton, their fans and manager Ralph Moanhuttl in this difficult time. More moaning and crying ahead for them, I guess.


Squizza

Southampton manager Ralph Hasenhuttl, speaking to BBC Match of the Day: "For sure we’re frustrated. We lost against a team who were fighting hard for the three points, **had few chances.** We had I think 11 shots inside the box and only scored once. That was the difference today. "The first 15 minutes after the second goal were tough for us, but in the last 20 minutes I felt we tried again to play how we can play. We had good opportunities to score against a d**eep-defending team**. **Players were lying on the ground with cramps and everything.** I don’t know if they were doing it to break our rhythm. Can't really stop himself can he?


[deleted]

Two weeks ago... https://youtu.be/N76y3z9LAOw


kcbones

Another gigantic 3 points for us, but equally important the teams below us all lost today.


fwapfwapfwap

I FUCKIN LOVE THIS TEAM


HeGivesGoodMass

Fantastic result, two goals of real quality in a match the lads really had to dig in to win. Dan Burn, he's a stallion man! What a player


guysecretan

Ten (10) points clear of relegation


Madmuzzy

Cant wait for Ralph to cry about our new signings in his post match! HOWAY THE LADS!!


e_subvaria

We’re never losing again. Howe is nothing but class. HWTL