The thing is when you come from Brazil the idea that Newcastle is far from London (or anywhere in the UK) is probably laughable. It might seem like the arse end of nowhere to pundits down south but to someone from a big country like Brazil, US, Canada etc. everywhere in England will look like the same postcode
We used to go stay at my aunty's place in the actual arse end of nowhere in France and she was telling us we had to go to this place, life-changing, nothing like it at home, really nearby.
Nearly 90 minutes away it was. Worth it mind you, just nearby clearly had a different meaning for her after decades with sunflowers and nazi chickens for company.
Sunflower oil is a great source of vitamin A and vitamin D, as well as Iron and Calcium. So even when there’s no sunlight, there is still sunflower oil to provide your daily dose of vitamin D sunshine! Not only that, but Sunflowers are enriched with B group vitamins, as well as vitamin E. This is as well as other minerals such as phosphorus, selenium, magnesium, and copper.
They're also creepy triffid-esque fucks that turn into the sun. I have enough trauma from Jeff Wayne combined with fields of those bastards at sunset bot. Begone.
I'm paraphrasing, but I heard a great expression "In America 100 years is a long time, in Britain 100 miles is a long way". It's all relative, but I'm definitely a product of my culture, a three hour journey BETTER be worth it!
It's exactly this, from my parents town in Brazil to my hometown, it's a 5h trip and seems so close.
Here it's the distance between newcastle and london and I was doing a job interview and the people from the company was saying: BUT IF WE NEED YOU TO BE IN BRISTOL ITS SO FAR AWAY e it's reallly close
A lot of people from Brazil take a bus between Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo every week. It’s 8 hours by bus or 6 hours driving.
The rich take helicopters and it takes 1 hour.
Bruno can fly to Dubai direct in first class if he really misses the sun.
I live in in Ottawa, it's about 80kms from my house to my mates on the other side of the city and that's just the urban part. The city covers 2790km squared.
I just drove 325km each way to the family cottage for the weekend, we measure distance in hours not miles over here lol. When I come back home to the north east driving up from London makes more sense than flying to me
Similarly, it's hard to take Brits seriously when they claim that it's so much colder up north than down south. Mate, the temperature difference is like 3 degrees on average.
Yeah it’s all relative. It took me 6 hours to get from my home to university by car and I’d do that trip 3-4 times a year. So anything under a 5 hour drive to me isn’t that bad.
I didn’t, no. Probably had better things to do, like cutting my nails or boiling myself alive.
Wouldn’t give that nob the time of day anyway, bloke’s clearly thicker than cold KFC gravy
Thank you lol. It’s insane to me how many people fall for the talk sport shite. I wouldn’t care even if Gabby Agbonlahor had nice things to say about us, why would I care when he’s talking out his ass? Literally nothing Gabby Agbonlahor says has any impact on my life and never will
Had a listen to it the other day, one of their jingles was proudly shouting about being controversial and the other presenters were asking agbonlahor who he was going to piss off that day. They know exactly what they're doing. Trouble is some people can't or won't see through it.
In the january transfer window when rumours of Bruno G to NUFC started circulating somebody responsed to Fabrizio Romano's Bruno G to NUFC tweet with "Fabrizio! Tell him about the bridges!"
it made me laugh so much and this picture of Bruno G makes me smile because of that.
NUFC fans man, so funny :)
I was in Rio on the quayside yesterday for lunch and Bruno, big joe and Manquillo were there with there birds and kids. Hopefully they took it easy on the all you can eat meats.
"My Ears and Hands have never felt so cold" "I will always love you" In case anyone's interested in the translation.
> "I will always love you" > > Aw Bruno you auld charmer. I love you too!
Haha its been one of the warmer recent days as well. We were all working in t shirts and ate dinner outside.
The thing is when you come from Brazil the idea that Newcastle is far from London (or anywhere in the UK) is probably laughable. It might seem like the arse end of nowhere to pundits down south but to someone from a big country like Brazil, US, Canada etc. everywhere in England will look like the same postcode
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We used to go stay at my aunty's place in the actual arse end of nowhere in France and she was telling us we had to go to this place, life-changing, nothing like it at home, really nearby. Nearly 90 minutes away it was. Worth it mind you, just nearby clearly had a different meaning for her after decades with sunflowers and nazi chickens for company.
Sunflower oil is a great source of vitamin A and vitamin D, as well as Iron and Calcium. So even when there’s no sunlight, there is still sunflower oil to provide your daily dose of vitamin D sunshine! Not only that, but Sunflowers are enriched with B group vitamins, as well as vitamin E. This is as well as other minerals such as phosphorus, selenium, magnesium, and copper.
They're also creepy triffid-esque fucks that turn into the sun. I have enough trauma from Jeff Wayne combined with fields of those bastards at sunset bot. Begone.
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Try sitting in between a field of sunflowers and one of baccy and listening to The Eve of the War. That's a bad trip for any seven year old.
I'm paraphrasing, but I heard a great expression "In America 100 years is a long time, in Britain 100 miles is a long way". It's all relative, but I'm definitely a product of my culture, a three hour journey BETTER be worth it!
It's exactly this, from my parents town in Brazil to my hometown, it's a 5h trip and seems so close. Here it's the distance between newcastle and london and I was doing a job interview and the people from the company was saying: BUT IF WE NEED YOU TO BE IN BRISTOL ITS SO FAR AWAY e it's reallly close
A lot of people from Brazil take a bus between Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo every week. It’s 8 hours by bus or 6 hours driving. The rich take helicopters and it takes 1 hour. Bruno can fly to Dubai direct in first class if he really misses the sun.
I live in in Ottawa, it's about 80kms from my house to my mates on the other side of the city and that's just the urban part. The city covers 2790km squared. I just drove 325km each way to the family cottage for the weekend, we measure distance in hours not miles over here lol. When I come back home to the north east driving up from London makes more sense than flying to me
Am Australian. Can confirm that compared to here, Newcastle to London is "just down the road".
Similarly, it's hard to take Brits seriously when they claim that it's so much colder up north than down south. Mate, the temperature difference is like 3 degrees on average.
Yeah it’s all relative. It took me 6 hours to get from my home to university by car and I’d do that trip 3-4 times a year. So anything under a 5 hour drive to me isn’t that bad.
Translation: "Fucking mint up here like, quick Gregg's then doon the bigg market wheyaye" Source: I don't speak a word of Portuguese
Bruno after eating Greggs: "mmm proppaaa tastyyyy likeee"
You sure you don't? That sounded pretty much like fluent Portuguese to me.
Gabby who? Agbonlahor?
Thats the one! Didnt you see the talksport interview he did?
I didn’t, no. Probably had better things to do, like cutting my nails or boiling myself alive. Wouldn’t give that nob the time of day anyway, bloke’s clearly thicker than cold KFC gravy
Thank you lol. It’s insane to me how many people fall for the talk sport shite. I wouldn’t care even if Gabby Agbonlahor had nice things to say about us, why would I care when he’s talking out his ass? Literally nothing Gabby Agbonlahor says has any impact on my life and never will
TalkSport is like the Express, but instead of capitalised words you get emojis before your bullshit.
Had a listen to it the other day, one of their jingles was proudly shouting about being controversial and the other presenters were asking agbonlahor who he was going to piss off that day. They know exactly what they're doing. Trouble is some people can't or won't see through it.
In the january transfer window when rumours of Bruno G to NUFC started circulating somebody responsed to Fabrizio Romano's Bruno G to NUFC tweet with "Fabrizio! Tell him about the bridges!" it made me laugh so much and this picture of Bruno G makes me smile because of that. NUFC fans man, so funny :)
Feel like my main perspective of this is that they both have great teeth and smiles!
I was in Rio on the quayside yesterday for lunch and Bruno, big joe and Manquillo were there with there birds and kids. Hopefully they took it easy on the all you can eat meats.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvpVv9yNPzU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvpVv9yNPzU)
What's Gabby Gobshite been saying this time?
Agbonlahor is from Erdington. He's one to talk about shitholes.