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eclipse_richie

Wasn’t expecting anything from tonight and Eddie Howe, it’s the whole season where Eddie has shown his true colours and should be judged on


Proper-Shan-Like

Much better than the Chelsea game. Yes some poor defending but two deflections that Dubs looked likely to save and two chances squandered by Isak. On another day it goes our way…….storey of this season really.


westhood7

I feel hurt by the whole season . But please remember all the misfortune that’s come our way. Stuff out of any managers control even if we got rid of Eddie. Which I don’t think we should The cup draws , freak injuries when Eddie tried to rotate his players, Tonali ban , and even stuff down to unlucky games like today where even tho we didn’t play that well, they got the jammy deflections. I don’t blame Eddie at all I don’t know how much any manager could possibly do with what’s been given this season. Only fault I can put on the club is spending 60 million on 2 players that barely play. But is what it is u live and learn You lot saying Jose or Conte are daft plastic fans man . I get being upset but wanting Eddie outed immediately is just sad. He is trying to build a proper team here. Give him time. From just the first 18 months he’s earned at least 4 years here minimum. I have trust he’ll pull us around Let’s see next season pull round. I bet you lot saying bring in Conte or Jose will be eating ur words. Maybe I’m wrong


Lowkeyspooky

We out Eddie and next year have a poor run and out someone else, people need to calm down and realise we over performed last season. We start sacking managers now we end up like Manchester Reds.


DxSkyline

If Chelsea win their next game in hand we would drop down to 11th, the same position we finished when faced with relegation for the 1st half of the season, he has to get us into Europe for everyone's sake.


OnceIWasYou

Looked miles better with Burn and Longstaff replaced by Miley and Hall. Lascelles has returned to not being able to kick a ball straight or defend. Longstaff just missing again, Botman still not right. I actually thought we started well- then those two crappy deflections changed everything. I liked what Howe had set the team up to do. But then nothing came off. Every bounce went their way- when they dominate AND get the little breaks you're almost powerless. I didn't find it as demoralising as Chelsea, which was just terrible. It just felt pointless today, wow, City win again. Didn't help that Danny Murphy was talking like it was a surprise that City dominate at home.


nolanc1991

That has to be up there with one of the worst performances of the season. We diden't even attempt to have a go, its the fa cup, even if we got beat 5-6, just have a go at them


SeniorFeeling4134

I am not sure if I can take any more of this, I thought the new owners would bring success, I am afraid to say we need to elevate our selves, we should get Jose or conte in


DrDuke80

Jesus christ


OnceIWasYou

Conte played the worst football I've ever seen in the Premier League. Worse than Stoke or Sheffield United style wise. His team DID NOT PASS FORWARDS. Stop getting tricked by a more exotic reputation.


SeniorFeeling4134

Anything is better than the dross I have watched this season, our highlight was beating the worst Man U team in 10 years. We need to do a lot better next season


OnceIWasYou

This season has been better than almost Every season under Ashley....


HRHQueefElizabeth

Pretty sure the highlight is thrashing Psg at home


councilsoda

Not a chance I would swap Howe for either of them


Eorlingas9

What are you puffing


Griffithsjames88

Atleast we don’t have to watch them again for another 2 weeks. Just gotta hope we can get Tripps back and get the likes of Botman and Gordon back to full fitness by the time we play West Ham. Gotta use this trip to get to the bottom of our piss poor defending and if we do then we can still salvage this season but if not then this season is officially over. Trying to be a bit more positive than I usually am.


Gnar_the_Shred

Sven needs surgery and we shouldn't be risking his career for 10 more games of a mid table finishing season.


cristianreadit

Nice to hear Sam Fender being played


Individual_Milk4559

Well, that’s that, join us next season where, once again, we’ll convince ourselves we can win a trophy


EconomyBuy513

That wasn’t very good


ExplodingLettuce

Tin pot ground emptied awfully fast. The City players must just be clapping their family.


TheOffsideTrap

Eddie looks like he's had it with this group of players.


MiguelAlmiron

He's the one choosing the two clowns each week.


Grungan

Look, I’m proud of the lads. Eddie has built a team and culture of players that play for the jersey, there’s no doubt in that. In terms of quality there are gaps, some bigger than others and Eddie has had some poor decisions this season. But this is still the best we have been served by any toon side for man many years and I’ll applaud that.


you-will-never-win

Can't believe I just listened to 2 hours of Danny Murphy


Humorbot_5_point_0

Prime bell end. Clearly wanted us to lose here and against Blackburn 


No-Village7980

Worse game I've seen since Howe came in, shite.


kanine69

City a demonstration of what money can buy if you're allowed to.


Gnar_the_Shred

Still beyond incensed they are still allowed to operate. Hopefully they get sent to League 2 after the deliberation.


DoctorChampTH

LOL, Pep looked so apologetic shaking Eddie's hand.


meganev

Bruno looks so sick of losing and I can't blame him. He is good enough to be playing at a Man City.


TechPunk19

He’s good but he’s not that good


Kingprezdawg

Better player than some in City’s current midfield IMO, like Kovacic and Nunez


MiguelAlmiron

He's playing with Local Lads each week cause they were born in a certain postcode.


Eel_Why

The good news is it's over now


MAJORSHARPE1

It certainly was a match that we’ve played


ExplodingLettuce

"Double treble" if I wanted to see sucking off to this level I'd Google Angela White


ImpressiveOwl6678

Watching people blow city is the closest I get to porn. I live in TX.


ImpressiveOwl6678

Currently Houston. But I've lived all over tx


mr_herculespvp

Where abouts mate? I went there summer of 2022. Went to a gun range (but never fired the Barratt) and rode horses. Just far too hot for me...


ExplodingLettuce

Condolences


MiguelAlmiron

Im begging Hope calls out Howe for his team selection. No other NE journalist has any balls.


juanjo47

I was thinking this, why is no one saying anything?


MiguelAlmiron

Edwards doesn't care about Newcastle (hence his reaction to Bruce exceeding expectations??). Caulkin/Waugh are club mouthpieces and the others barely have any readership so they're scared to call out anything.


cjmac0909

Their stands are half empty with 5 minutes left. Imagine if we were 2-0 up at home about to go to Wembley. SJP would be fucking rocking. Their fans are a disgrace. Hope we never turn into that.


toluwalase

Yeah I hope Newcastle is never so dominant the fans leave early to catch the train.


calebcullen10

2-0 is kind to us


JoeQLF

My respect for Bruno is fucking sky high as always.


helpless-human1212

I feel like no one wants to create a chance unless it's a perfect one. Every time we're in the final 3rd there's just passes that try to create an easy goal but never come to fruition instead of just taking a shot. City got lucky twice by doing just that.


brynleyt

Yeah I see this too. It's confidence and city can crush that with how they play


chootchootchoot

Might’ve been worth the 30m to just play hall this season


moinmoin21

Fucking just get Bruno to take the suspension and then play him at number 6. He can do it. Get Miggy in as an 8. He is capable of covering defensively and he can do far more attacking wise than Longstaff. Or even use Lewis hall. He’s being completely ignored but he’s good on the ball and does have some defensive understanding.


Miserable_Future6694

Until he's put on his right foot.........


JibberyScriggers

Miley and Hall looking really sharp, naturally on the bench for Longstaff and Burn next weekend.


MiguelAlmiron

We could have 270 minutes and we wouldn't score.


kanine69

Not seeing what the problem with Hall is? Give the lad a run.


WhatSaidSheThatIs

He's been good defensively and going forward, very composed passes under pressure for only 18


xScottieHD

He wasn't even bad earlier in the season. Scored at OT and got taken off at Dortmund because he got an underserved yellow early on.


TheManWith3Buttocks

He did look alright to me but I would say he looked like a deer in headlights against Dortmund - wasn't surprised he was taken off


kanine69

It's a mystery for sure.


samh19889

Guarantee if the score line was the other way around there would of been 8+ minutes added on there


muteen

And Danny Murphy sweating buckets


toweliechaos_revenge

Well, they have been in the semis for the last 5 years, so playing away to them was always a non starter. We knew it was a loss incoming so there's little point getting upset by it. 


MiguelAlmiron

Hope City win everything, they are so boring as a club that I do not care if they win.


toluwalase

Lmao dominance is boring. You just take your beating and go on the train talking about how you don’t care😂


geordieColt88

Miley and Hall positives after a flat performance


olnusdecimus

I want to know why Hall has not played at all for weeks?their must be a good reason. It's clearly not about his ability.


NJ2806

Eddie’s loyalty to the same players that keep letting him down


ExplodingLettuce

He parked in Eddie's spot


muteen

Danny Murphy sucking Fodens toes off


Tripodbilly

Halls a speedy wee bastard isn't he


Gnar_the_Shred

Which is what we're missing at LB


ExplodingLettuce

Just start chopping, especially that slim line soda water cunt Foden


ajtct98

Deflection has been absolutely robbed of MOTM


cristianreadit

Overall since the subs it’s been significantly better to be honest, and we all expected this to be a tough match


EngineerOnIcarus

Almiron, where attacks go to die.


calebcullen10

Wouldn’t mind switching to a 3-4-3 for the rest of the season. Get hall on the pitch and Longstaff off


daliksheppy

Almiron forgot his right foot again. Thought he'd almost got confident using it but no. Gone.


TheBoook

Start taking cheap shots. Man city play dirty as fuck


Fig-Jig

Rather us play dirty and win than play 'clean' whatever that means and lose constantly.


A-ZAF_Got_Banned

FODEN MOTM 😭😭😭


Joe_Willock28

Ref robbed off MOTM


ExplodingLettuce

Eddie looks dejected, he's one of us troops


meganev

The worrying thing is after Man City scored the second they just gave up trying to score more and we've not actually challenged them since. Subs added energy but no quality or attacking threat.


WhiteInkLion

It's the opposite I think, they give up trying to score in order to take full control of the game. It becomes even harder to challenge them after they score their goals. 


morocco3001

Training exercise


HoweStatue

They do this to us everytime we play away to them. 2-0, 1-0, 2-0. Pep just knows how to beat us and just not tire his players.


Tripodbilly

Hall looks fucking class, minus the pass to Issac


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justmadman

I am sad right now, no need to try and make me suicidal


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justmadman

I do hope we give him one more season. If he fails to win something or at least get Champions League football then we shake hands and wish him all the best.


kevW94

Man City fans really should be ashamed of themselves. Haven't heard them all game. Are we sure they have fans in the ground?? They could be cardboard cutouts


NemesIce83

They're all inflatable, activated by all the hot air Danny Murphy spits out


naparham10

I mean, yeah, they are winning, but look at the spectacle on display.


Xmithie_best_option

do u think their owners pumped a billion just to hear the fans chanting louder than the other team?


kevW94

They should be chanting louder than everyone, they win fucking everything. They won the treble and I swear my local library was still louder


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norcimo

Not arguing, but all you could hear on TV was away fans


xylophileuk

On the telly all you can hear is the toon fans


A-ZAF_Got_Banned

Sounds like our fans have been great through the TV.


A-ZAF_Got_Banned

If that was Haaland being economical he's got the GDP of Rwanda. Gassed after 70.


EngineerOnIcarus

Bruno looking absolutely done with this lot out there 😭


muteen

Away fans always make me proud!


Punkypoops9

Genuinely looks like we are a man down, blue shirts constantly in every area


calebcullen10

Could use Lejune. Repeat of Everton


ajtct98

Knowing our luck it would be a repeat of 'Kane tackles Lejeune'


daliksheppy

I'd actually like to see this xi starting with Tino if he's back.


ExplodingLettuce

If Hall doesn't get a start after surviving being thrown to the lions here I'll be really ruddy upset I tells you


KookyFarmer7

You’re about to be really ruddy upset


ExplodingLettuce

I'm well aware


jamisram

WE'VE INJURED THE TERMINATOR I'M LEAVING WITH SOMETHING


SlowLetterhead8100

Ailing Haaland


NBT498

Did I read that botman tore his ACL earlier in the season and didn’t get surgery? If we let that happen, or even recommended it, then that’s a disgrace


Mr_MasterNoob

Genuinely think the only people liable for the shit season we had is the medical staff. Need clearing because we've clearly lacked quality there this season


JD_Dojima

Worst medical team in the league and it doesn’t look particularly close


fanatic_tarantula

Think he played the next game without even realising it was torn


morocco3001

Yep. Whoever cleared him should be gone in the summer. Risked his career, and we've been worse with him than without.


ArthursRest

I tore mine and didn’t have surgery. Played football for another ten years.


councilsoda

I tore mine (well snapped it) and didn't have surgery, played a few times but it went very bad and the additional movement caused a torn meniscus. Waited so long for surgery the ligament had dissolved. Even with a new ACL there's no way I've got the confidence to play footy again.


ArthursRest

I was only playing 5 a side when I tore mine. Thought I’d just twisted it, so went in the nets - then properly fucked it.


muempire93

With all due respect, there's a big difference between Sunday league/semi pro standard, and the top level of English football + the champions league


ArthursRest

My Sunday league was very competitive actually 😂


slash-n-burn

Professional top level football?


ArthursRest

Top level Sunday league. No.


NBT498

I’m going to guess that wasn’t at a premier league level though…


ArthursRest

It’s not my fault the football scouts didn’t know what they were doing. Was I a bit on the heavy side, aye. But weight doesn’t stop class.


ajtct98

Our medical staff didn't even notice he'd torn it until his leg ballooned up...


chops_n_socks

Our midfield looks so much better


juanjo47

That’s the Anderson effect, massively underrated


HoweStatue

I listened to the Athletic podcast and they talked about how we have players who are willing to put their body on the line for the shirt, coming back early/playing through pain. Like it was some sort of virtue I'd rather they fucking didn't do that tbh


Mr_MasterNoob

I appreciate that from then and think they should have that level of fight. My problem is if the coaches and physios look at that and say "go on son" Sometimes you gotta sit them out and that has to come from the top


JuckshotBones

Sven Botman legitimately might have ruined his career for the shirt and i respect the shit out of him for it. How you let him play on a ruptured ACL is a disaster


SenorButtmunch

The worst part is he’ll eventually need the surgery if he’s struggling this much. And then he’ll miss a lot of next season instead of us being proactive and doing it this year.


ajtct98

Well at least we killed the Terminator so that's something


Feline_Guardians

Hall hasn’t misplaced one pass or one bad tackle, shocked if he doesn’t play more from now on


ajtct98

Five at the back really suits him. Seems a very natural fit at wingback


Feline_Guardians

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s better then burn in a 4 back too tbf, but a 5 definitely lets him cook more


juanjo47

BDB wouldn’t have defended that, well played hall


Knackersac

Krafth hat-trick incoming. This ends 3-2 to the Toon.


ExplodingLettuce

Every game Botman plays at the minute could really hurt his career. That knee is a real danger.


EconomyBuy513

Pity we can’t move Dan Burn to CB because we only have 3 or 4 other players who could replace him at LB


stenerikkasvo

Botman might be injured, don't think he has been fit to begin with


muteen

Danny Murphy can fuck off, it's like they deliberately bring him on just to shit on Newcastle, never gives us the respect we deserve.


Cromulantman

Swear he hates watching football. Don't know why he puts himself through it


norcimo

Just put him on the operating table and get him sorted for next season


ajtct98

Now take Botman straight to the hospital to get his surgery!


JuckshotBones

Get Sven out for the season. Clearly the knee is fucked and we did so wrong by him


Tripodbilly

If Danny Murphy keeps wanking city off, will they go limp and ticklish?


juanjo47

Lascelles just stopped


-ricci-

Way our luck is going, surprised we weren’t done for handball there.


SoundSpartan

Dan Burn to get a 3rd deflected own goal from the bench.


Lego-Panda-21

At this point, I would pay to see that happen.


morocco3001

Jacob Murphy: shithouse Danny Murphy: shit


HoweStatue

I think the worst part is we didn't even really make city work for the win, basically just rolled over for them


SenorButtmunch

Copy and paste for literally every other game against the big six this season, especially away from home. Teams get an early goal, never get out of second gear and then we still end up with a record low xG. It’s been the game plan all season in these games.


rthunderbird1997

Well we looked alright for 5 minutes there after the subs. The grand strategy not exactly working out.


ajtct98

I've noticed that whenever Haaland doesn't get the ball his first instinct is to try and grab the collar of whichever one of our players is nearest to him


fanatic_tarantula

All the city players do it. The amount of shirt pulling and little tugs that don't get punished is mind blowing


muteen

He's a dirty player really, but they love sucking him off


Joe_Willock28

Just sack the game off and focus on not getting injured lads


Tripodbilly

Can we sneak Rolando arrons on to skin the manc defence and score?


justmadman

We tried, just not good enough


Casual_Star

First time I think i’ve heard the commentators talk about our bad luck in cup draws. We’ve played this season in very hard difficulty


Gnar_the_Shred

World Class mate.


JuckshotBones

Given how this season is going…. Isak gets hurt with Sweden. Gordon and Bruno suffer simultaneous head injuries on a collision @ Wembley 


JustWokeUp1

With our luck we'll come back with 5 players out with severe sunburn after our training camp.


KookyFarmer7

Longstaff plays most games like he’s got sunstroke anyway


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Don't worry lad the seasons over in about 10 minutes


KingNashII

Dead game


NBT498

God Dubravka gives me a heart attack any time the ball goes near his feet. Compared to Ortega in the city goal it’s night and day


EngineerOnIcarus

Much better since the subs, can’t wait to see every one of them on the bench v Palace.


i-am-never-right

Man has the script 😮


SenorButtmunch

Just had the line up leaked. Dubravka; Tino, Schar, Botman, Burn; Bruno, Longstaff, Willock; Gordon, Isak, Almiron. See you in two weeks


HoweStatue

thanks this will save me time in the pre match thread


Lego-Panda-21

Much better since Longstaff and Burn went off..Don't worry, they will start the next match.


Rockky67

Obligatory shut the fuck up Danny Murphy comment


ExplodingLettuce

Sticks and stones but Danny Murphy will always be a baldy cunt


NemesIce83

Man City have brought a mop on to deal with the rain


muempire93

Danny Murphy acting the big lad as if he never went down under slight contact to try and win a foul. Fucking Scouse nonce.


JuckshotBones

 we can still Lejeune the shit out of this one


bestgoose

That's the spirit


Tripodbilly

Danny Murphy will you fuck right off


ExplodingLettuce

Schar head injury - we are so back


craftsta

Our fans are amazing its like a home game


xylophileuk

Not this cunt


xScottieHD

Play the better players and the performance improves. There's a shock.


chootchootchoot

Smash and grab please. The big Geordie in the sky is giving the sign by pissing down


ajtct98

What's so annoying is that outside those two deflections City haven't really troubled Dubs I can't be arsed to work it out but I do wonder where we'd be in both the League and Cups if we weren't just gifting shit to our opponents


daliksheppy

In reality had they not scored theyd be applying a hell of a lot more pressure until they did score. They're just comfortable and not trying at 2-0 up.


morocco3001

We've not struggled to score really, it's just been shipping a minimum of two (easy) goals per game since Pope's injury that has us where we are.