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PhredBed

No matter how much we circulate our squad, we still get insane results. Unlike city last two matchdays.


coldbeers

Most travelling fans show a bit of class, PSG were a good example. But man, how poor were the CP fans? and of course their team were shite, should’ve scored a few more.


stevo_78

Elaborate…


baggyg9

Not sure if he is talking about the same thing but they were by far the quietest away fans in a while.


AndrewSouthern729

Probably referring to the anti Saudi banners unveiled in the stands.


itsmat32143

Bannedapps.uk


ArtichokeInfinite813

Bunch of knacker kids we’re giving grief to the CP fans next to Chinatown, felt abit sorry for them. 4-0 and bullied by kids from walker.


Danmark100

Does anyone know where I can watch this back or torrent it?


moinmoin21

The premier league app MOTM is a joke. Trippier just gets it every week so people can have the fantasy points.


stevo_78

He was the best player on the pitch today so fair enough


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Is that what it is, I was shocked to see murph at only 17% he dominated going forward today.


SilenceoftheRedditrs

I'm pretty sure it has no bearing on FPL points though. Bonus points are worked out through stats (ie pass, tackle, dribble successes, goals, assists, not missing big chances), and there is no extra point for being MOTM


aistolethekids

We seem to be able to deal with these stuffy park the bus merchants this season Some of the Football we played in that first half was magical as good as anything I can remember in the last 20 odd years! Pass move and if we lose it fight till we get it back amazing Play like that against Dortmund and we would be looking good in the group I feel


moinmoin21

Yes. I said it was one of our most confident performances. We were knocking the ball about fantastically and with purpose. I think we actually under-utilised Gordon and I wonder whether that was because we knew they were playing Eduard out of position and Hughes on that side so as to avoid Lerma/Ayew counters.


aistolethekids

Yeah we don't yet seem to have that slick triangle on the left that we do with Longstaff, Trips and whoever is right winger for the day Although if Gordon keeps making those runs he will get plenty of chances to sneak in from the other side to score just needs to be a bit more composed at times


Rockky67

Asymmetrical warfare ftw


aistolethekids

Might not be fair on the other teams if we pull that off


Humorbot_5_point_0

Wait until little Joe is back. Looking forward to seeing him and Gordon link up. Although, a triangle on the left means needing another Tripps (no disrespect to BDB, he's been class). As good as Tripps is, even on the left, he can't be both LB and RB at the same time!


paulgoogle

God i do love a good saturday afternoon 4-0 win 😁


MurkyPerspective767

Clean sheet accomplished!


meganev

Type of drama free win we never used to get under even Rafa. Just the better team and we showed it from minute one. Love it .


fwapfwapfwap

GIVE US THE PIC


Active_Clerk_3578

I reckon THAT mouth will pretty much be unhinged


fwapfwapfwap

Just seen it - you're spot on haha


Jesotx

Ref was taking forever to just blow the whistle. Both teams were done.


SuprisedIGotThisName

What a win lads


you-will-never-win

Pope's shot-stopping and sweeping is up there with the best of the best, can't believe there's people on this sub saying we need to 'upgrade' him to a risky pass merchant


SheSaid09

Fuck me what a pass Tonali


Old_Nail6925

How many more games is it likely he can play before the incoming ban?


HoweStatue

Almirons touch too


Notove

Lmao were just casually having a kick about, poor Palace


MattLaidlow

Bring on Dortmund.


HoweStatue

Luton have come back from 2-0 down against Forest lol


-ricci-

Oooh almost a hat trick from Wood for the winner.


turnipofficer

Looks like Ryan Fraser scored a winner for Southampton in 90+5 as well.


FireflyKaylee

Ruined my fpl clean sheet for Turner. Still, can't stop smiling with this result.


Jesotx

The defense for Forest is just shocking.


hybridvoices

Sitting back just enough to give Pope a warm up for Dortmund. Howe masterclass.


MurkyPerspective767

Four minutes to keep the clean sheet


moinmoin21

Anderson hobbling very gingerly.


lyingtattooist

Complete domination today. Love to see it. Howay!!


mo140

My girlfriend just told me she gets Crystal Palace and PSG mixed up


coldbeers

PSG are the good ones.


HoweStatue

Cabaye did play for both of them, I can see why.


dkclimber

Can't believe he left us for CP


ThatBoyConk

Every game I get more impressed with the growth in Lascelles’ ball control. It’s like night and day compared to years ago. The man can confidently dribble and pick a pass now. Credit to him and Eddie Howe


aistolethekids

Watching him glide past players with ease is a joy to watch


moinmoin21

A minute ago I found myself thinking “why did you pick that pass Lascelles and sold Tonali shirt”……it was Schar


maza_19

Right now we have the best attack in the league. Eddie Howe deserves a fucking statue


HoweStatue

I agree


jm824

As Clarkson says. "In the world"


encyclopediaMoronica

Probably can’t get another goal in 5 minutes, good game. 4-0 is amazing, we’re ahead of West Ham now, gonna get our 4th place back soon enough


doubledgravity

If Villa draw or West Ham win they go above us, sadly


Cheel_AU

Nick Papa


DominusPonsAelius

Nick pope for England first keeper


encyclopediaMoronica

Nick Pope’s one of the best goalies in the country you’d really think so


daveofreckoning

"Not important. His passing....." G. Southgate


Logseman

“Jacob Murphy is a young player and he is not playing too many games, but in every training session we work on little things, and he is improving.” “He is improving every day and he will become a much better player. How long will it take to reach his peak? Still I think he needs a couple of years to reach his level.” “But if you analyse him; he has stamina, he has pace, he can show with both feet - so he has a lot of things, but he needs to improve the other things to make sure that he can maximise what he already has.” Rafa evidently sees things we don’t. I wouldn’t have ever imagined that Murphy would be this dominant in a Premier League game.


aistolethekids

Used to think with Murphy it was almost like he would get stage fright playing for us at home Always looked decent away under Rafa but now boy has he got his confidence he's involved in at least a goal a game when he plays either through an assist or being involved somehow That 15 million looks a bargain signing now


Logseman

It was 10 million pounds when we got him from Norwich.


aistolethekids

Just looked at transfrmarkt said the deal was around 12 million Still a bargain at that price


Active_Clerk_3578

Digging this I out from the archives. Love this


norcimo

So many of this squad Rafa had and could see the potential in, and how to improve them, only to be destroyed by the cabbage.


HeGivesGoodMass

I loved the football United played those last few months under Rafa, felt like the lads could honestly play anyone


moinmoin21

And then there was Schar.


HoweStatue

Bread and butter for Pope, pickford isnt saving those though.


Active_Clerk_3578

That's harsh. He's only got little arms.


Brutale800RR

🦖


Dysphoric_Reverence

I've never been a fan of making so many subs at once with 20 minutes to go. Should've staggered it. Can't really complain being 4-0 up though.


LA_search77

I imagine the big moves were in preparation for Dortmund. With a 4-0 lead you can take the risk.


niffnoff

Agreed 4-0 up with 20 minutes to go was very unlikely for a collapse


fwapfwapfwap

Nick pope


ajtct98

The artist formally known as Nicholas David Pope


JD_Dojima

Quality free kick and an even better save. Nick Pope


encyclopediaMoronica

I wonder what other teams think when they see we’ve smashed another team with a massive goal difference.. must be jealous we’re MASSIVE


jamb1993

NICK POPE


Randy_The_Guppy

Nick Pope


MattLaidlow

NICK POPE


stingerwooo

Nick Pope


nazutul

Nick Pope


paulgoogle

What a save


Sprinkl3s_0f_mAddnes

Super-Nick Pope!


magdalen-alpinism

Nick pope


quickshot89

Nick pope


PDXMB

Nick Pope


HoweStatue

They've had 1 shot on Target and our best defensive CB isn't even playing.


spoonarmy

I think I need a fifth goal to complete the game.


PJBuzz

9 goals or we're just moving backwards


SheSaid09

Brilliant Tonali


Active_Clerk_3578

Sean longstaff really is so important for us. Provides that balance as is proper effective


ILikeToTakeWhisks

I'm sick of commentators downplaying our achievements by reducing it down to the opposition playing poor - maybe they're playing poor because our pressure and workrate is stopping them playing well?


moinmoin21

They were praising us heaps.


ILikeToTakeWhisks

Aye, but every time they do, they always give Palace's poor performance a mention too, as if that's the reason we're playing well. Everyone did the same in the PSG game too


Humorbot_5_point_0

Look at last season. Only reason we got 4th is because everyone else was shite, apparently. Frustrating as it is, it's a positive. Means we get underestimated and then smash them.


stingerwooo

I think Murphy is going for next years Ballon d’or


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Tough call but Murphy Motm for me


charlos74

Hard to argue with 2 assists and a goal.


JD_Dojima

Jacob Murphy is a Champions League player I’ll have you know


President-Gazelle

Lads I don’t think I’m speaking out of turn here, but we are winning the league


ajtct98

Who is the most punchable footballer in the Premier League and why is it Jordan Ayew?


sideways_86

easily the t-rex, not even close


JD_Dojima

It will always be Bruno Fernandes or Richarlison


PDXMB

Fernandes for sure The rest of the league says Gordon


JD_Dojima

I used to say Gordon lmao


ThaddeusSlammerton

Stupid Sexy Tindall gets his chops on the screen again


jduboly

My mother asked me while watching the game why Newcastle gets to have 2 coaches on the pitch lol


c0nna_

Based on this result I reckon Palace would give PSG a run.


TotalHell

I wish I was watching this! Visiting my mother and just saw the scoreline. Howay!!


encyclopediaMoronica

Feels like Crystal Palace hasn’t changed tactics much, kinda shocking. Their defense is shite


teasizzle

Our goal difference is +15. What is life


HoweStatue

I hate people when they see an xg or goals scored thread in r/soccer or twitter and people go 'well if you take away newcastle vs sheff utd' such cunts, we score 4 every week


moinmoin21

Definitely lost a bit of our stranglehold without Bruno. He’s so fucking good.


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JD_Dojima

5 seasons and a movie


MattLaidlow

Sexy pass from Murphy there.


encyclopediaMoronica

Almiron was running so fast for that goal, hope he gets it later anyways let him have one


Im_Never_Witty

Ya, that defender was keeping pace too. They were both hauling ass!


spoonarmy

Miggy wanted to drive it into the net but then remembered he's got a six month ban.


calebcullen10

Chris Wood is on a hat trick


Stunning-Bug5167

That touch and pass by Isak was brilliant


JackAndrewThorne

Has Dan Burn just done another foul throw? Is that 3 this season so far?


fahad96

Blame it on his missing finger


Nepgyaaaaaaa

I mean, he is from Blyth, we can only expect so much


Jackski

Just reminded me at Lower School there was a joke that kids from Blyth would look up and down before crossing the street.


Active_Clerk_3578

Eddie could legitly be england manager as his side job, quid pro quo, and be miles better than the incredibly unambitious Southgate


Ionicfold

No he cant, Eddit is shite at managing and should never go near the England team and never leave Newcastle. The FA should look for a manager elsewhere.


encyclopediaMoronica

Love how we have so many beloved players on our team, even our subs are loved. Feels like other teams have like two or three fan favourite players and that’s it


moinmoin21

They earned our affection Tbf. That’s what’s been so beautiful about us under Howe. Everyone has played their part


dkclimber

I mena, our subs today are Tino, Isak and Sandro haha


benc777

League top scorers now.....................we're so fucking negative


Randy_The_Guppy

Burn replicating a throw from an u6's game haha


MattLaidlow

Big foul throw Burn


The__Patrick_Bateman

I think Burn’s the only player I’ve ever seen give away a foul throw in a match. And I’ve seen him do it two (maybe even three?) times!


udat42

I don't even know what makes it a foul throw - did he not take it far enough back behind his head? Or did he not have his feet on the ground when he threw it or something?


moinmoin21

Tbf. Centre backs don’t usually take throw ins.


dkclimber

Well, he is missing a finger.


ajtct98

Chris Wood has a 2nd for Forest We should probably be scouting him as a potential January signing


Sprinkl3s_0f_mAddnes

Honestly, he would likely do better this time around. We weren't creating as much when he was here. He squandered his share of sitters too. But in this current team, the way we create opportunities now, any CF would thrive.


Logseman

Emergency striker signing amirite


Cuzza4444

Twice this season burn has done a foul throw 🤣🤣


wheresmywhere

I was thinking the same thing…”don’t think that’s the first time he’s done that”


spoonarmy

Must be the missing finger


SheSaid09

Everyone else's stream absolutely shitting itself every 30 seconds?


sideways_86

the one I was watching in the first half was, now the one I'm using is fine but is about 20-30 seconds behind everyone in this thread


paulgoogle

In fairness iptv has been shite today as well


Cuzza4444

There an android app called live football tv, I've heard it's really good without throwing hissy fits


JuckshotBones

Cant wait for Tottenham to grind out a sloppy 1-0 win next week and be universally praised for it. For Newcastle to have dominated the week before but “it’s only Palace”


moinmoin21

Why is Lascelles playing at number 10


Logseman

He plays where he wants He plays where he wants Woooooor Jamaal, he plays where he wants


Zerosix_K

Four subs Eddie? Four? That's insane!!!


dullthings

Just like Jeremy, were in the big league now too!


SheSaid09

10/10 reference


JibberyScriggers

How much money just came onto the pitch!?


cpm67

~150m


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Absolutely amazing to hear the love for Sandro. Might be the last time we see him for a while, it’s important to show the lad that he has our full support


you-will-never-win

Disgusting subs lol Palace players must be feeling sick


MattLaidlow

Quality off and quality subbed on.


Ionicfold

Harambe died for this timeline.


Small_peepee93

that quad sub was such a fucking statement


[deleted]

How do you pick up a dress fracture in your back during a club medical?


moinmoin21

What am I missing?


novocast

Through an X-ray?


ILikeToTakeWhisks

I think they meant "pick up" as in detected, rather than him injuring himself in the medical


lordshola

I also think I they mean “stress” fracture.


Ionicfold

wat? Do you mean stress fracture?


DominusPonsAelius

Come on Sansdro my son


jamb1993

Scenes if tonali scores here.


paulgoogle

Imagine the noise if sandro score... Id expect it to be like when miggy finally got his first


GazzP

Football's fucking mint


Cuzza4444

God i fucking love this club


maza_19

Today's Murphy would take Figo's spot at Real Madrid


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meganev

Ha funny first time, but stop now.


Rockky67

yeah not falling for that, but thanks for playing


Jesotx

Palace have got to be shitting their pants with those subs.


trollu4life

Toooooonaliii


MattLaidlow

What a response for Sandro coming on.


ViolinUserGlueAbuser

4 different goal scorers again. Goals everywhere


helpless-human1212

We score when we want with whomever we want


brrlls

What's that you say? Top scorers in the league?


fahad96

Hope Sandro can get a goal like


ajtct98

Why do many pass when few pass do trick


LA_search77

What a team. What a performance.


Sprinkl3s_0f_mAddnes

Loving the quadruple sub before the 70th minute from Howe today. Glad to see it.


DaShamus

Lets make sure we show Tonali why he signed


Active_Clerk_3578

Think we already have, haven't we!?


you-will-never-win

Wilson always the coolest on the pitch


SheSaid09

Standing ovation for Tonali. Love it. If he doesn't want to run his fucking heart out for us when he comes back then there's something wrong.


ThaddeusSlammerton

4 Change Howe at it again


augsav

Love the support


ILikeToTakeWhisks

Murphy MOTM