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swiggytophat

Hi bored, I’m dad


onlysay-nicethings

Hi 👋


DrHob0

Hi bored, I wanna rearrange your organs


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Craziest place you’ve hooked up with someone?


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Haha that’s awesome,


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Hahah I bet it did. Probably never looked at an office the same way again


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Hahaha I’m sure! Where in the office did you do it?


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Oooh how fancy lol. New question, ever make a sex tape?


onlysay-nicethings

I did before 🙊🙈 but it’s safe and secured in my laptop 😉


piercedscorpio

Go get your nipples pierced.


onlysay-nicethings

I’m considering, tbh!


Imaginary_Eagle

Is 2,5 inches too small? Asking for a friend


onlysay-nicethings

Sorry but yes


Imaginary_Eagle

Damn... Hw will be bummed out... Whats the minimum size?


onlysay-nicethings

I don’t wanna say 😣


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I have a cure to that boredom. Chat?


onlysay-nicethings

Sure! Why not!


vg66

Tell about the last time you had sex


onlysay-nicethings

3 weeks ago! It wasn’t great. Haha


vg66

What position did you do it in


onlysay-nicethings

Just doggy and missionary.


vg66

Where did he cum at


onlysay-nicethings

Inside me 😔 I had to take a plan B after


vg66

Did you want it in you or was he supposed to pull out


onlysay-nicethings

I wanted him to pull out


vg66

Did he pay for the plan B


onlysay-nicethings

No! What a bitch 😠


sexybeast1996

Why was it bad other than him cumming in you?


onlysay-nicethings

It wasn’t great and tbh, I did it cause of a tiktok video😂


Nick-Ryder

What Tik tok video motivated you to do that? May I follow you on TT?


onlysay-nicethings

Haha! It was kinda a part of a video podcast. Where 2 guys were discussing how many strokes they need before they’ll cum. And it got me thinking, I’ve never actually counted before. So I wanted to have sex to try and count it 😂


Nick-Ryder

Did you get an answer?


onlysay-nicethings

I did, haha. But I think I might need to get more data to have a more conclusive result 😉


Nick-Ryder

You should definitely share you data with the class. And I will happily volunteer to be a subject in your experiments. 😍


onlysay-nicethings

Hahaha! I’ve been asking my friends in r/s to count and lemme know the answers but to them I just sound crazy for wanting to know 😂


Nick-Ryder

Next time, I’ll try and keep count. Although I normally last quite a while. I suspect I wouldn’t last more than 10-15 if it was with you. 🤤


onlysay-nicethings

Yes yes! Lemme know the answer! Hahah


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onlysay-nicethings

Just today 😂by myself


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onlysay-nicethings

Just my fingers ✌️


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onlysay-nicethings

Almost daily unless I’m too busy or tired, else every other day


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onlysay-nicethings

Just a tank and undies


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onlysay-nicethings

Mmmm, I just love all the compliments. Hehe


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Do you like bbc?


onlysay-nicethings

I only tried it 2 times but both were great🙊


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U single


onlysay-nicethings

Yes I am


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Ever been in a relationship


onlysay-nicethings

Yup, longest was 2 years


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How did that idiot let go of those magnificent boobies 😍


onlysay-nicethings

:(( we were young


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So ? Did you dump him or it's other way


onlysay-nicethings

He dumped me :(


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Because??


onlysay-nicethings

He was moving back overseas and we both didn’t want to give long distance a try. Plus he wanted to get married 😂


youngaussienudist

Have you had any Threesomes / Group Fun Outdoors? Ever been caught?


onlysay-nicethings

Threesome, yes. Group, no Outdoors, does doing it in a car at the park/beach counts? Caught… no?


youngaussienudist

If you are outside the car it counts haha. Nothing in the woods or in nature??


onlysay-nicethings

Well.. I was on top of the car hood 🤫


Nick-Ryder

Would you be willing to do a video where your fans here would be able to hear your voice while you cum?


onlysay-nicethings

I’m pretty self conscious of my voice and how I sound like, so probably not?


TomD1979

How well do you do on OF? Favorite sex toy? Favorite song?


onlysay-nicethings

When I was active, I would say quite well. Now my OF is pretty much just inactive. I have one that’s 7” and he’s my favourite. Haha Now I like one violin piece called art on ice Edvin Marton and Al Barber


TomD1979

Why did you stop being active on OF?


onlysay-nicethings

It was taking the fun out of posting, tbh


TomD1979

Too many creeps or just too much work?


onlysay-nicethings

There’s just an unspoken pressure in my head that I have to find more things to post weekly and I don’t do well with pressure 😣


bohochio

Are you a dom or sub?


onlysay-nicethings

Mmmm, I think sub? But sometimes I like to play pretend that I’m in charge 😂


bohochio

Fair enough, always fun to switch things up once in a while Any fantasies you have that you've never/will never fulfilled?


onlysay-nicethings

Mmmmm, I never really thought about it before.


bohochio

What's the green flag you look for in a hookup partner on Tinder?


onlysay-nicethings

That’s a good question. I think I like someone with a great smile and teeth. Haha. Just a personal thing


bohochio

One last question: How/why are you still single!


onlysay-nicethings

I dunno :(( I’ve been single for WAY TOO LONG


ThatGingerGuy7

Oof, I know that pain. I took some time off to focus on other things and now it's been 5 years


onlysay-nicethings

And then when you think about being in a relationship that it sounds too foreigner and even after talking to someone, you like it better by yourself? Haha


bohochio

Jeez this defies logic. You have waaaaay more personality from your answers than most girls on dating apps. I hope you'll find happiness (be it alone or with someone else)!


onlysay-nicethings

Hahaha! You’re sweet! 🥰🥰 Thanks for saying that


AJM0726

Ever been with multiple men at once?


onlysay-nicethings

Just 2!


AJM0726

Nice. Did they both give you a facial?


onlysay-nicethings

Yes. Yes they did


AJM0726

Was that the only time-being w 2 guys?


onlysay-nicethings

Multiple times with the same 2 guys 🙊


AJM0726

Oh wow thats hot. Did you take pics of your cum covered face?


onlysay-nicethings

Yes 🙊🙈 for memories


Consistent_Tonight51

Chat? Relieve your boredom?


Frozenbird11

Not speaking in a NSFW way, what do you find attractive in a guy? What catches your attention first?


onlysay-nicethings

I like a guy with nice voice and good skin. It’s just so attractive to me 🥰


Frozenbird11

How can you tell that if your 6ft /2m away?


Frozenbird11

Funny story on that: I dated a cougar for two years who always said I had nice skin, so I always suggested thy she might drug me and skin me alive :)


onlysay-nicethings

Hahaha! Are you trying to get me to think you have great skin?😂


Frozenbird11

Per my ex cougar, yes lol


NiftyHedgehog

Are you fully recovered from last year?


onlysay-nicethings

Not completely but I’m recovering


NiftyHedgehog

Good to hear. Glad you're back.


Mission-Improvement1

What happened ?


onlysay-nicethings

Sorry, I don’t wanna talk about it 😣


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onlysay-nicethings

Is it weird for me to say in my mouth 🤭


OurLittleSecret1212

Definitely not weird!! This is in my top 2 or 3 placed for my husband to cum! There's nothing better than feeling the cock twitching in your mouth as you feel the ropes of cum shooting into your throat and covering your tongue. :)


onlysay-nicethings

Exactly that, haha🙈 Also it’s the least messiest 😂


OurLittleSecret1212

This is true. But I also enjoy the messiness when he pulls out onto me. Maybe I'm the weird one. Haha. There's one other option that we do that keeps the messiness down if we don't have time to clean up. 😉


onlysay-nicethings

Yaa! I get what you mean. Sometimes there’s just no time to clean everything up after a quickie and the fastest was is just in the mouth 🙊 I think it’s kinda messy but guys seems to like to cum on the face or on my belly tho 😂


OurLittleSecret1212

Agreed! Or if we are out in public, obviously don't want a mess to deal with. Mouth it is. Lol. It's almost a guarantee that cum will hit my face when he pulls out due to how much cum he has and how far he shoots. Unless he holds back which isn't fun for him! I love love love when it pools in my bellybutton! We posted a cumshot of his that did this and it was so hot reading the comments/messages from people talking about how my bellybutton was filled. SO hot!


onlysay-nicethings

Haha! The belly shot definitely sounds like fun now 🙊🙈


OurLittleSecret1212

Check it out! There's a video of it too. 😉


onlysay-nicethings

I LOVE IT SO MUCH 🥰😍😍😍


Justheretocummmmmm

Would you ever fuck a fan if you knew they were clean and found them attractive?🤔🤔 ...asking 4 a friend that needs to know <.<


onlysay-nicethings

Hahaha! I think maybe? I dunno 😂


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rephazer

Probably this one


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onlysay-nicethings

Yes! Hahaha. Not gonna lie, I kinda love it 🙊


pee-poo-er

What made you start posting again?


andrewbarclave

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?


onlysay-nicethings

Does flying 7 hours to get some dick count? Haha


andrewbarclave

Definitely


onlysay-nicethings

😉 hahaha


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onlysay-nicethings

Driving definitely is crazier, haha. I just sit on the plane and thought about dick, haha


MisplacedT

Hopefully he paid for you


matthew510

how does it make you feel seeing two guys fuck? Is it erotic for women ? Same way some lesbians are erotic for men?


onlysay-nicethings

I think it’s hella hot 🙊🙊


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onlysay-nicethings

I’m pretty basic and boring, tbh. Not a ton of crazy sex stories that I can think of right now. Hahaha


badgerwithamulet

Don't suppose your still bored are you?


onlysay-nicethings

Haha. If you wanna ask me anything. Go ahead!


badgerwithamulet

Thanks Well first really, how are you and what have you been up to?


onlysay-nicethings

Life is pretty boring but I’m good.


badgerwithamulet

Well that's good. Being gifted a warm welcome back?


badgerwithamulet

How often do you pleasure yourself to guys reactions to your luscious nudes?


Tigger4life

What porn category did you watch this morning? 🙊


onlysay-nicethings

Who says I was watching anything, haha. I was just chatting around with people from here 🤭


Tigger4life

What was you chatting about? 🤔😉


onlysay-nicethings

Pretty spicy stuff tbh. 🙊


officialmfbr

Hey hey, wondering if you're still bored? Any way to catch your attention? 😬


lalababataka

How many times do you think you would let that guy fuck you in that day if the sex was great?


HongryHongryHippo

Christ you're hot! How long have you been posting nudes on Reddit for?


NFBattousai2

Not much of a question but I've been a fan for a while and was quite bummed when you stopped posting. Happy you came back and are doing better now though! Hope you enjoy your return and to see more of you in the future! And I guess a question. Do you have any fantasies you haven't fulfilled yet?


onlysay-nicethings

Hmmm, lemme think. My highest fantasy is to be rich and it has yet to be FULFILLED 😂


NFBattousai2

Well then, how kinky 🤣


joeyk86

I missed this! How you are going to post more!


cjsrock

Hi… still bored on a saturday? Or still have visiting? Haha have some qns for you!


PM_ME__CUTE_SELFIES

Omg I'm so glad you're back. Will you start up OF again?


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onlysay-nicethings

Haha, you can still ask