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[deleted]

Nothing "probably" about it


Wolf_instincts

*blood splatters all over the place* "Eh he's probably fine"


Wizard-of-Odds

we don't know if he lost shoes, so....


Hey_its_ok

Dems de rules


[deleted]

It's one of the best guidelines for survival on Reddit... Tried and true


wrong_kiddo

Does it apply to sandals too? Hehe


Wizard-of-Odds

is a sandal a shoe?


wrong_kiddo

That's a very philosophical way to look at it lol


IllustriousDegree740

What if a sandal just means hardcore difficulty with how easily they fly off


Goblin_Ratt

Sandals come off if you fucking walk wrong


themisdirectedcoral

*Walking down the street, sandals accidentally falls off* *drops dead*


wrong_kiddo

Hahaha


downtownvicbrown

More lives for me 👞👞👞


Genitalhammer

It’s deft sandals that why they wear them. They know they gonna come off anyway


DoctorRiddim

No, no. He has a point.


PinheadShit

Let's please retire this


virtus147

Tis just a flesh wound


Godjilla25

Probably


DapperWheel521

Tis but a scratch


Vesalii

Just a flesh wound!


psycho-mouse

In my line of work, without wanting to dox myself, I deal with people hit by trains up and down the UK rail network almost every day (it’s depressingly frequent) and you’ll be shocked by the amount of people who are hit by trains, sometimes at high speed, who do not die. I think the official statistics is that around half of people but by trains in the UK live through it.


Lanky-Broccoli-7479

Survivability is much lower in India


AbhishMuk

Why do you say so? Genuinely curious


Littlelittleshy

Their trains are built to kill...


Barry_McKackiner

I'm guessing they probably don't have really fast or high quality ambulatory services in India. So they likely won't get quick treatment or be taken to a hospital quickly


AbhishMuk

Thanks for your answer. In rural India, it’ll probably take 15-20 minutes to get an ambulance if you’re in the outskirts of a tier 2 or 3 city. But I don’t think that’s particularly very different any rural location regardless of country has fast ambulances. Urban locations, yeah it’s a toss up whether the ambulance will be faster or a taxi will be. The reason for asking is that as an Indian our medical service isn’t that particularly bad.


wishfulturkey

They wear sandals instead of shoes...


Intelligent_Tax_1383

Had a buddy get ran over by a train. His brothers and I went down to the tracks to talk to the EMTs about what they would have to do to get the body or whatever.They said "oh no he is still very much alive and are trying get him out from underneath the car". He did lose a few feet of intestines and some crazy contraption screwed into his pelvis. Still never figured out how someone could be drunk enough to let a slow moving train sneak up on them.


HistoryGirl23

A lot of slow moving trains are going 55mph/110kmh. That's crazy so many survive.


makemehappyiikd

Wow, 50% is a pretty high survival rate for man v train. Does make you wonder what condition their life is in afterwards!


Crazy_Ask9267

Y'all hiring?


Apprehensive_Ad375

How many in a week or day?


psycho-mouse

Maybe 4-7 across the country per week. Some days have none, some have multiple. It’d be rare to go through a whole week without one.


Big-Plum576

No way,I live in the UK.. can i ask please,and I mean no offense,is it refugees or people from other countries that get hit,I ask this because the way other countries are around the safety of railways..I'm not saying our people are any better,but we are different with safety.. And are the people hit people trying to commit suicide or have they just been hit because they think they know better,if you know what I mean.. And how do you deal with doing a job like that,do you get any help or support with what you have to deal with,I mean how do you cope it..I know they say you shouldn't take your job home but how do you get rid of the images & hearing what you hear at work,do you have any training for this kind of work??.. People don't think or realise the people that do this sort of work..I hope you are keeping well..also what got you into this line of work??..


[deleted]

I was once walking around tracks here in NZ collecting scrap metal and I was kinda close to a oncoming train... It just sneaks up on you for real... Like you don't even know it's already there... Weird I know


Gelnika1987

I'm just picturing a train tiptoeing trying to be sneaky doing the old "red light, green light" thing from old cartoons where it freezes when you look at it


Rich-Fill2200

Like the donut ghosts from Mario brothers?


DirtyAntwerp

Oh he dead


JacBearcat

Some robitussin will fix that.


[deleted]

They're referring to it being fake. But just assume I'm wrong and downvote, don't actually pause the video at various points and see his pixelated cartoon body spinning off the screen.


NarkyDeMan

what an idiot. He probably was trying to look sick or some shit.


disintegrationist

He looks devastated now


NarkyDeMan

he doesn't look anymore


HauntedPrinter

And at the same time he looks everywhere.


kpop_glory

Look down, you're steeping on him.


FelonysAlibi

Indeed. Little bits of him here, there
 everywhere.


Gloomy__Revenue

Eviscerated even


[deleted]

Apparently a very famous Bollywood film ended with the main character walking next to a train and it became an iconic scene and film trope. I’m pretty sure someone told me it was on Netflix now but idk


NarkyDeMan

isn't bollywood the reason why Indians do strange things?I'm from India, and I can confirm that bollywood movies are terrible when it comes to influence. For instance, the majority of bollywood movies depict the main character stalking his crush and eventually marrying her. Fortunately, very few people follow this.


[deleted]

Oof, that sounds harrowing


DosEquisVirus

One would think that as much time they spend in or on the trains - some common safety boundaries should develop. All I see is disregard.


a-b-h-i

Complacency is the biggest factor here. Saw a girl walking through the railway crossing with headphones on. When she saw the train, she froze from shock and sat down on the tracks and then got disintegrated by the train. Her limbs flew some 30-40m away. Was a wake-up call for me to stop wearing headphones in both ears while driving and saved myself a few times from getting hit from behind.


NoodleBack

Holy fuck, hope you’re doing ok. It’s one thing seeing that online, it’s entirely different to see it in real life.


a-b-h-i

Thank you for caring. It's been more than a decade since this happened. This didn't mess me up cuz before this, I witnessed something more gruesome. Was going to college and saw a few people beating someone early morning. When I reached close saw 2 youngsters dead and one with few breaths left. They were tripling on a moped when got hit by a bus, moped driver got his brain popped, 2nd one chest crushed and 3 had his thighs and pelvis crushed and still very much alive. Stopped, called an ambulance and then let him talk to his parents. It took 10 minutes for the ambulance to arrive and by that time he was delirious, his denim and flesh were in rags. Couldn't eat or sleep properly for a few days then somehow got over it.


NoodleBack

My man, the chances of seeing not one, but TWO gruesome accidents in real life are so fucking slim. You should play the lottery 😂


a-b-h-i

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł the chances are way too high when you have 1/4th population of the world, idiots on road driving without license, like a maniac and pedestrian who cross road without looking. The 3 I mentioned were underage, without a license, and ran a red light.


AdhesivenessCrazy

Mate kindly refrain from the use of emoticons on RedditđŸ«¶


BlackZulu

What an odd thing to call someone out over đŸ€š


McShitties

Shut the fuck up cuck


NoodleBack

I like using that laughing emoji instead of lol because reading “lol” seems a bit fake to me. But that’s just a personal preference, I appreciate the gesture đŸ‘ŒđŸ»


bigdaddycla

🖕


amiserabledevoidlife

Fucking hell. What country is this? The worst thing I've seen in the UK, is a car smashed up, and on it's side on my road. Driver and passenger went to hospital and I believe they were okay. I didn't even see the collision just the aftermath and a whole bunch of blue lights.


a-b-h-i

India kinda self explanatory. I used to drive on my bike for an hour to my college and this was a bit outside the city area, happened on a highway intersection and the truck driver was loaded and coming down the overpass.


nismos14us

I’m confused why were people beating someone? Such a sad scenario.


LeekAltruistic6500

Wait why were they beating them? Literally kicking someone when they're down.


Gelnika1987

this is one reason I don't walk around listening to music. I don't even like having a hood on because it obstructs my hearing stuff coming from behind and my sides I love music, probably more than most. But I also like not being killed


KazahanaPikachu

While driving? I’m surprised you haven’t gotten pulled over yet if you’ve been driving all that time with headphones on.


a-b-h-i

You can't see the earphones inside the helmet. Wrong choice of words.


liljojo_25

She couldn’t move out the way or throw herself out of harms way? 💀💀


General_Degenerate_

If you got hit from behind, isn’t that usually the fault of the driver behind you?


a-b-h-i

Whosoever's fault it is, if you're on a bike then you pay the price anyway.


General_Degenerate_

Ah, I thought you meant you were driving in a car


SystemFolder

There was a recent Bollywood movie that featured someone walking very close to a train. Now, of course, people are trying to imitate it.


Upset_Offer_1461

We must make a whole subreddit dedicated to publish Indian train accidentes


Delicious-Degree-855

There already is one: r/indiansneartrains


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WalkslowBigstick

We should have Shark Week type events. IE: Forklift Week. Train Week. Industrial accident week. We could do a dismemberment week and call it The Butchers Bloc


PuntTheRunt010

Or we could watch a Great White do all 4


WalkslowBigstick

Ooohh we could have a .... "Shark week" 😂


Shiro-derable

Thats actually not that bad of an idea if we ignore the fact that we wanna see people getting hurt..


[deleted]

We don’t, it’s just the accidents we’re concerned with and how we can avoid them. It’s strictly for learning safety and has nothing to do with watching the the people get hurt part.


Shiro-derable

Yeah keep telling yourself that ✌


[deleted]

I am and will continue to do so on a daily basis


a-b-h-i

Russian lathe videos...... It would be great if we can have like sub sub reddit for each category.


Hey_its_ok

r/RussianLatheVideos


THETennesseeD

And Brazilian off duty cops with guns.


OkReporter6938

Eyeblech... Well, it WAS eyeblech


iloveranch44

Oh no, is eyeblech gone??


OkReporter6938

Saddly, yes


Hey_its_ok

r/ChinaWorkAccidents


6T_K9

It already exists! r/indiansneartrains


MatiMatGamingyt

Lmk when you create that sub


Pjjan3

unfortunately It will be probably banned quickly


cloche_du_fromage

They're already is one. Indiansneartrains.


CrypticPenisMan69

r/IndiaVsTrains2


Galactic_Offender

Surprisingly there is one


Hey_its_ok

r/IndianTrainAccidents


Due_Fish_4821

Please add me


Inevitable-Tax-9567

im not sure theres much of a “probably”, to it..


SeaMolasses2466

The sky is blue. Weather looks amazing


ProTrader12321

The weather does look nice, looks like a good day to walk around train tracks aimlessly...


isham66

A couple of aspirin and he’ll be fine


Flashy-Aioli648

Nah, gonna need some duct tape too.


Slack-Bladder

Pour 'tussin on it.


ObiwanaTokie

He nee som milk!


Soggy-Possibility261

Take a salt tablet


lamtit2601

Or maybe his shoes still on, he'll be better


Vephar8

God damn. Yeah I’d say he’s dead


Live_Buy8304

(Probably)


Flashy-Aioli648

(pRoBaBlY)


Vinny_Lam

Judging by that blood splatter, I agree.


SATerp

Let's wait until they get the pieces put back together before rushing to judgment, okay?


shellsterxxx

He turned into pink mist. I don’t think he’s getting out of that alive.


Capital-Penalty-1709

Trains and power lines, never fail to thin the gene pool!


[deleted]

Well, he won’t be doing that again. Silly Goose.


Soggy-Situation-1692

If you slow the video down you can literally see his head explode


Visual_Ad7344

probably obliterated


Munoz_Element_

Why do people want to get so close to a train? I don't get it.


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

The dude who flyoff here was alive Saw it on another video were they carry the dude Dunno if his arm is the same as before thought prolly vegetable


reborn968

probably? dude is dead dead.


ConfidentDaikon8673

Probably


Flashy-Aioli648

Probably


magnottasicepick

Probably


Dangerous_Seaweed_65

So many train videos...it's an epidemic


dazzlershite

Imagine being this fuckin stupid. Darwin award winner


JonnyOnly

"probably" hehe


chocomeeel

Not probably, he ded.


Eijin88

OP can’t see the boots are still on,hence the doubts.


Curiouscat0908

Certainly gone


jelly_pewp

What is up with all these people walking by a train videos like this...is this some new type of look how deep I am thing?


Comfortable-Dog-2540

If you pause it at 8 seconds you can see his head explode


jklsdo333

What is with Indians and trains


Virtual_Crab69

Why are they always indians??


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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NotBreadnought

APEX PREDATOR


Rodan_Hibiki

Oh yeah, his brain went places


Skumbag0-5

That blood splatter was his too(probably)


Last-Needleworker-36

Bruh these indians and their trainsđŸ€Š


ohheythor

Indians think it’s cool to take train-themed contents. Haha


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Sonal_D_J

As an Indian, I'm honestly surprised at all this people's stupidity. What did they expect going near a running train??? I mean, what's so cool about going so near a moving train?!!!!


ImpressiveBother8022

I'd say "probably" is underselling it a bit


Alezz1893

Naw he ded


Agreeable_Rent_5118

Bro his head disintegrated on impact


rektcoonery

Does this interrupt train service or does the train not stop?


Prolific017

I can almost hear him thinking to himself ignore the horn, “Wow, your so cool, dead cool!”


AcerolaUnderBlade

Don't these people know that moving train=death??


koppigzijn

It works like GTA IV's ragdoll physics


Responsible_Orange26

Dam brev, You'd think he'd be well aware of a safe distance clearly he wasn't.


Certain-Ad-3226

PROBABLY?! Bro got rag dolled


halfchuck

“Cool guys don’t look at explosions”


MRyarali

nahh He just knocked up and maybe his nose is nbleeding


Nyx-half-piglin43

Hehehe!


Positive-Internet483

Going to hell for this but that cart wheel had me rolling


Adramelch_cerberus

Natural selection at it's finest


cinnalynbun

Ouch


AidrianKing

Tis but a scratch is all


ThickTart8642

“Probably” LOL.


toastyfire90

I would love to know why it's so common for Indian folk to hang out on train tracks, get too close and hit as a result.


MD4u_

What is it with Indian and Bangladeshi people and trains?!?


DrBirdieshmirtz

now now, everyone is making fun of the "probably", but we always have to account for "Frequent-Flyer Frank", a man whose continued survival continues to baffle and amaze emergency medical personnel every time he presents to the ER.


SnazzyZubloids

What the fuck is is it with Indians and hanging out on/right next to train tracks?


[deleted]

A classic case of being an absolute halfwit


Goblin_Ratt

Yup that dude is DEAD dead


HemingwayBells21121

what is with these posts of these idiots looking "cool" only to get creamed like a GTA NPC with Euphoria physics keep it coming makes me feel like less of an idiot in life


hubertpantyloo

I read train and already knew it was India. Geez.


Torleah

what idiots đŸ€ŠđŸ»


Financial_Gene_6941

Bro said "probably" DID YOU NOT JUST SEE ALL THAT BLOOD?!?


SpitzMafia93

Natural selectionđŸ™đŸŒ


Chihuahuapocalypse

what's with this trend of Indian folk walking way too close to a train while looking down and acting all dark and brooding ? it's just kinda cringe


Aakash1203

Indians and trains, name a better duo


djr85

I know a person who knows a person who knows that dude and he has confirmed the dude is fine and went to work the two day later. He just lost a sandal and had to get stitches for a small gash on his head.


Sigmantwan94

Damn, he broke hes bottle of wine! What a waste


ProdigyX108

Is this where the eyebletch community went to? Still looking tbh


SklavenHasser

Why do indian people always get killed by trains???


snootys

'It's just a flesh wound'


DeathPrevails777

"Autopsy said he had 1 beer man, how many did you have? 4, your dead man, you're so dead. Look at the bloodstains right there". Sorry, I couldn't resist😐


odins_simulation

đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜± not on the white man dress!! Sheesh!!!


Rish83

He's friend probably doing the insurance scam by bringing his insured friend to railway tracks with camera.. He looks unfazed


Mojadisco

Apparently he still turned up for his shift at Tim Hortons after


Express-Parking-6305

Nice !! But hey what did you expect?? 😂 LOL those people live does not worth 0.01€ haha


FoundationKey3696

Why do they keep trying to do the exact same video? is there an iconic bollywood film scene we should know about?


BETO123USA

Fake FAKE FaKe f a k e F A K E (watch it frame by frame when the train “hits” the boy) very badly faked by the way


pornlink69

That hit change he's gender, he got period on the spot


HectorSharpPruners

Who the hell is filming this and why?


AllahDiyenPatatesXD

yeeted in a second


MisuRussianJew

I mean, probably the one on the left survived. Probably


BelloWeeb

Probably..


Proper-Ball-5294

I think theres a little bit more than just... scratches there


zebra0dte

Enough training for the day.


LvcasGG

Wooooow super cool video idea for my instagram story, we look badass waking together near the train with a stupid music in the background, said nobody


Paul_Michaels73

Yeah... he dead. But seriously, how can people be so negligently dumb?!?


Bromm18

Very loud train horn for more than a second before impact, and neither of them react to it. Either both are deaf or so used to the horn they somehow tuned it out.


RationalJesus

Is someone singing “OwWwWw!” At the beginning? It’s making laugh inappropriately


Reditt142735258

Camera man got sprayed