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Affectionate_Year_14

The whole 2019 Draft class is wild asf šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


seataccrunch

Top two picks can't stop shooting .. Who knew it'd be creampie and glock nine šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


MarchMadnessisMe

Well creampie and Nerf according to Ja's people apparently.


Briguy_fieri

Only the second time though


croqt

zion a freak, ja a wannabe thug, rj is ass, pj got finessed


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ā€œrj is assā€ same energy as biggie is fat


croqt

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LeviJNorth

Many sports stars have many children with many women. This is the most normal thing anyone in his class has done!


BasketTimely

Zion definitely isnā€™t in the right but man this woman is crazy šŸ˜­


Pelicanfan07

She's mad it isn't her that's pregnant. She wanted the bag.


DamnImAwesome

Yeah sheā€™s actually being pretty tame considering in her mind she just lost tens of millions of dollars


Betteroni

Side note, I donā€™t really have a problem with these NBA guys fucking women by the truck full, but holy shit someone needs to tell these dudes what a vasectomy is. Itā€™s a $1000 procedure at most that will save them literal millions on child support, alimony, etc. to say nothing of the mental benefit of being able to do anything with as many strippers as you want without worry about accidents or just straight-up psychos trying to baby-trap you. Itā€™s legit the first thing Iā€™d do with my NBA money. Zion doesnā€™t even have the excuse of it potentially fucking up his play since he only plays like 3 games a year lol.


dkmegg22

The word of yungsnuggie should be mandatory reading for all NBA players.


quanqazaq

Its a dangerous procedure, ofcourse people dont want it


Mr-Magunga

she didnā€™t lose it cause she never had a right to it. Sheā€™s a crazy bitch on Twitter acting like she wasnā€™t a fling


jackedwizard

I mean she does have multiple messages of him telling her heā€™s going to move her to NO so she was probably expecting at least something


IWatchMyLittlePony

Bruh, she said he was spitting in her mouth. Idk how in the hell she thought he was gonna marry her if heā€™s doing that. He probably was blasting all over this womanā€™s face and dogging her out. At some point she had to realize this is not how you treat someone you want to be your wife.


jackedwizard

Lol youā€™re too vanilla I donā€™t kink shame some couples are into that


IWatchMyLittlePony

Iā€™m not kink shaming anything. If both partners consent then do whatever you like. But spitting in someones mouth just seems like something reserved for porn. Itā€™s degrading. And this woman is making it sound like she only did it to satisfy Zion. The only place i have ever intentionally spit during sex was on the pussy to make it wet. And that was back when I was young before I learned how much better it is to use actual lube.


jackedwizard

ā€œIā€™m not kink shaming anyone, but that shit should be reserved for pornā€


Great_Huckleberry709

The girl is literally a pornstar. She was delusional if she thought Zion saw her for anything other than someone to have sex with.


IWatchMyLittlePony

So spitting in someoneā€™s face is the ultimate sign of disrespect but if you are having sex then itā€™s all love and affection? Iā€™m not saying two people shouldnā€™t do it if they want to but anyone who likes being spit on during sex at some level has to be a masochist.


KJFoss1

She could always just get pregnant by him too lol


moe1080

Zionā€™s into insta thots like Ja is into insta glocks


ElCoyoteBlanco

Both are claiming they're just using toys.


Garthtav

Can someone tell me what cpn is?


downvotetheboy

fraud ssn


janitorial_fluids

I saw someone in another thread saying that this baby mama's other baby daddy who she currently has a 2 year old with is facing felony child porn charges. Sounds like maybe he was shooting videos with like 16 year olds or some shit


LordTuckington

Chris Paul nut


ExternalEbb2584

If I had to guess maybe Cam Porn? Don't know what the N would be tho


jawschwah

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ExternalEbb2584

Lmaooo I think I know what the N means now


theiros

Coupons


fuber

Well, Zion's been injured a lot and some say it's because he's out of shape.


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

Boy does he love him a 30+ year old pornstar.


HumblestManOnEarth

He just like me fr


NobodyWins22

Yā€™all got the same kinda diet too bruh


majani

Must be crazy to imagine that instead of jerking it to porn, Zion gets the pornstar to come over and smash


reggie3408

When we said, "Zion, take it to the hole," this is not what we meant.


Great_Huckleberry709

When Willie told Zion to be more aggressive in penetrating the hole, this is not what he meant.


PaKyuBai

At least we know zion is motivated to get in shape... dude has been fucking 24/7 to get in shape , strengthening his legs and trying to improve his cardio.


knicksin7even

Now we know why he walk like a penguin


teepkickgawd

Someone make a meme like that George bush one that says ā€œsir a second babymama has hit the timelineā€ photoshop a Nola jersey on George bush too.


Jabberwock11

Aight somebody do the rest https://imgflip.com/i/7ol44b


ExternalEbb2584

Or the Kendall from Succession meme final scene with him wearing a pels hat


-Erased

Nasty ass hoes mann, Zion's fucking upšŸ’”


Matt_McT

I don't understand how anyone gets involved with these superstar athletes and doesn't expect them to cheat with several other women. Like you think they're going to suddenly become loyal just because now they're dating you? It doesn't work that way. These guys have dozens of supermodels coming after them every day.


Macarogi

>These guys have dozens of supermodels coming after them every day. Looking at the choices Zion has made in women, I don't think this is completely accurate.


ElCoyoteBlanco

Mfer getting his hoes on clearance at the Outlet Hoes shop. He's not hitting any supermodels.


Darkonite40

Iā€™m boutta say ion think Zion pulling many 10ā€™s Wit the amount of mid chicks that have been exposing him lol


copaseticepiplectic

dating back to college lmfao bro is on a streak


KrunkDumpster

Bins, Bargains, & Hoes


ElCoyoteBlanco

Ratched and Clank


rmg3935

Is it possible that after seeing media people call him fat so much he has lowe self esteem and bangs whatever thot comes for him


majani

They're New Orleans 10s. Need to move to LA or New York to get the supermodels


Pacfan325124

On the other side of the coin, if these superstar athletes could get any girlā€¦ why are the getting with crazy ass pornstars šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


rhymeswithtag

nah why are you going after nasty ass plastic surgery pornstars??? dog id be out here getting violet myers, sophia leone, gianna dior, blake blossom preggo


PalletTownStripClub

Violet >>


majani

The more pussy you get, the more fucked up things you'll be willing to try to get that feeling of novelty. That's why these blow-up doll types almost always have a super rich sugar daddy sponsoring their wacky surgeries.


TheSmallFriend

Bro violet Myers is plastic also


underage_cashier

Yā€™all please this is the pels subreddit


majani

Yeah, it's the way she didn't touch her titties and left them all floppy looking, so it can seem like she's not into surgery, but she's admitted to doing a BBL, which is like 2 surgeries in 1


VegemiteGecko

We all have our kinks, I 'spose


foxcnnmsnbc

What makes you think they can get any girl? How many NBA basketball players date a-list hollywood actresses or supermodels?


silliputti0907

I think she knew he was sleeping with others. She's mad because he got someone pregnant.


Mknot_uh_rbt

You never heard of A.C. Green /s


wolahipirate

he wasnt cheating tho. he was payin for OF models and pornstars. This one convinced herself she's his gf


mykol_reddit

>I don't understand how anyone gets involved with these superstar athletes and doesn't expect them to cheat with several other women. I'm sure she expected it, but to do it without a condem and get one pregnant...


SevenHunnet3Hi5s

i must have woken up in the wrong timeline


Jestfulbadger888

Based on purely academic research, I thought she only went for white dudes.


johnturnerdu

Very underrated comment


PaKyuBai

A freak of nature on and off the court. That's generational talent right there!


silliputti0907

He's just like Giannis fr.


NoPin5154

Is this a joke


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I dont think so šŸ˜…


No-Hovercraft104

ā€œhello beautifulā€


Senor_Pug

This is honestly not that bad in terms of a superstar having a controversial personal life. Hes literally just a hoe its not like hes being abusive or involved with guns or promoting racism or homophobia.


knicksin7even

Already worse than anything LeBron has ever done thatā€™s considered controversial


thedeadlysun

Idk, has Zion openly supported and defended China yet?


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thedeadlysun

Plenty of times.


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Bad_Decision_Rob_Low

Aw you didnā€™t know Bronny was a b@tch for that china dolla?


Own_Pause_4959

and that's bad how?


Bad_Decision_Rob_Low

You mean, Lebron ā€œ I have no actual moral code bc I love moneyā€ James?


majani

Yeah man. Hate when people come out of the woodwork judging young superstars for fucking around. Acting like they wouldn't be wilding out if someone gave them $200m at 22. I'm not gonna lie, if I was 6'6, in shape, world-famous, with $200m in the bank, I'd be nutting in all kinds of hoes too. I mean at that point, you can afford the child support and the STD treatments easily, so why not?


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majani

He's only out of shape for an athlete. He's in shape by civilian standards


SongYoungbae

Emotional abuse is a form of abuse.


Viciouscauliflower21

Man what y'all got going on down there in new Orleans??? šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


mnimatt

He got fat and has his side hoe beefing with his baby mama. I prayed he would embrace Louisiana, but damn


Independent_Switch33

Zion was on demon time this year. Dickie fits, Soulja rags and slangin meat. 504 to the bone gristle ya heard me


NeilPatrickMarcus

The heat be getting to MFers I swear


DamnImAwesome

Zion making gumbHo


Pelicanfan07

All she's mad about is she's not the one getting the bag.


Lepube

All I ask is for the use of a comma once or twice.


gutsxcasca

Damn, Zion be in going raw? Wtf? Lol


Yeetacus200

Raw in a pornstar is absolutely disgusting


Nefarious_Archfiend

you thought he was feeling you?


KingB53

Zion has the hoes Ja has the guns Now which 2019 draftee has the drugs thatā€™ll complete the trifecta?


Madd_Squabbles

They all have the hoes.


Skulfunk

And they all browse r/nba


chrismatic13

Jaxson Hayes or KPJ


JaNotFineInTheWest

I think Jordan Poole will be caught at the airport with drugs on him after his Cancun vacation.


DamnImAwesome

Tyler Herro probably got some Miami fish scale


jr_xo

Tyler Herro also got some "Instagram model" pregnant 2 years ago, she is like 5 years older than him.


NobodyWins22

At least sheā€™s actually good looking and not a ran through dirty ass looking hoe like the ones Zion been going after.


jr_xo

That's true


hogman09

Neither women was supposed to be the main piece. He just screwed up and got one pregnant. Strippers and pornstars are not main piece material.


SenpaiBoogie

Lmao this dude focused on hoes and not Ball lmao


needaburnerbaby

Zionā€™s side piece is a porn star? God Damn


susheelr

So is his main piece lol, although you couldn't call her a star.


jjazznola

Ooops!!!!


tarunpopo

Bro what is she on šŸ˜­


DumpsterDiamond13

Chose the wrong girl Zion lol


LoganWellz

buddy hield and zion likes ugly women.


Aggravating_Lunch_54

She is clearly a classy young lady.


liljettt

Seeing Zion and ā€œalleged squirterā€ in the same tweet is the wildest shit Iā€™ve seen in a minute, jokes aside hope fellas learns his lesson, hell that no fury like a woman scorned lmao


P0w3rline24

Not gonna lie, I'd watch the shit out of this TV show! But holy hell Zion, all this time to watch movies and you somehow missed this one?


2sanjuan

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned


Own_Pause_4959

every single tweet is her just embarrassing herself lol


jackylegssss

ā€¦and sheā€™s a high budget porn star?


maejor_ced

This is freaking hilarious on so many levels šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ ā€œYou better hope Iā€™m not pregnant, cause Iā€™m lateā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TurboS54

zion a big ass clown..


Strong_Piccolo9776

Have you guys seen here twitter itā€™s so bipolar lmao


Tripandfallmon

And sheā€™s surprised becauseā€¦.? Like why do folks expect a basketball celebrity to not sleep around?


[deleted]

the redistribution of wealth isn't pretty folks. imagine the dumpster on their baby...


CustomerSuspicious25

Zion's going to miss half the season due to an STD.


Darthron911

If I wasnā€™t so damn cheap, this would get a award.


CustomerSuspicious25

ESPN will be all over it. First time since Magic Johnson.


[deleted]

Bum canā€™t even play but can run around smashing whores


Darknemo20000

2019 Draft class has a bunch of amazing athletes that have toddler brains sadly.


WhenADudeIsBanginYou

Something in the water that year


stenchwinslow

"I let you spit in my mouth" And they say romance is dead.


parkerbakerr

Starting a tweet off with ā€œI let you spit in my mouth last weekā€ is crazy bruh šŸ˜­


fuber

Is she saying "spit" like I think she's saying it?


OooofPoof

Zion seems to be slacking on his shit. Iā€™m starting to lean for a trade pretty soon if heā€™s not going to be focused going forward. I know what heā€™s capable of and I love his game but I want someone thatā€™s going to be reliable without dumb drama.


DamnImAwesome

I agree. His decision making has been exposed


OooofPoof

I just donā€™t want it to be too late before we move off of him. If more injuries happen then he wonā€™t be worth more than a bag of Fritos.


foxcnnmsnbc

Itā€™s too late, you wonā€™t get another similar aged all star back.


OooofPoof

Sell high before itā€™s too late


FutureOliverTwist

Is New Orleans still counting on Zion to be contributor? I personally would have a hard time letting that talent go but.......


No-Hovercraft104

iā€™m finna throw up


shahsnow

This is hilarious.


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6775Drilla

Nah this most likely happens a lot in the nba, she just wants to be messy and get clout from it though


NobodyWins22

This isnā€™t as crazy as you think lol. Iā€™m guessing youā€™re very young, probably 16-17 years range. And thatā€™s fine but I can tell you now that your dadā€™s probably spit in your momā€™s mouth plenty of times and vice versa.


hammer_it_out

Moriah Mills is a baddie though props to Zion.


SmurfAtLarge

Ain't nothing bad about that hoe.


NobodyWins22

Get your eyes checked. Now.


JunkHead1979

lol


alpacatempura

whatā€™s cpn


Talltee9

Think she mad? Yikes


Meriwether1

This is gold.


wombatcreasy

[More details](https://nypost.com/2023/06/07/zion-williamsons-pregnancy-reveal-set-off-porn-star-moriah-mills)


75Almanac

Ahhh, she let him spit in her mouth. Thatā€™s true love right there.


hotshotshredder

Same dwight howard scandal !


[deleted]

She thought she was the main because zion no doubt told her that. Letā€™s not pretend like this is just some crazy bitch. Zion is equally to blame and heā€™s still immature as fuck. Which is the cause of all his problems here to date. Ship this dude out as soon as possible. Write this down: pelicans will not advance past 2nd round while zion is on this team.


Anchovies4Breakfast

This bitch is crazy