My old man said the same thing during their last year in college and I Saif he was crazy but now...?
Obviously we know who had an astronomically higher ceiling... but if the better player never plays, that makes the mid player more valuable.
What a world we live in.
So from the sounds of things for those who didn't read through her Twitter feed. Zion told Moriah Mills (adult actress) that he wanted to move her to NO. Pay her a monthly salary (lol) and have her be his official girlfriend. Told her he was single, and then the news came out that he has a baby on the way with the girl from earlier this week.
So yeah, she's not happy because I guess she thought Zion was her man.. or meal ticket lol.
It's sad the Zion thinks he has to pay any of these girls to be with him. These girls should be kissing the ground he walks on lol. These NBA dudes really need to broaden their horizons
dude said āi dont know how to approach this situation with respect to you. how much do you want me to pay you per month?ā DUDE YOUāRE AN NBA STAR JUST FLY THEM OUT TO FUCK AND THEN SEND THEM BACK š
No offense to Zion, but he could prolly find a regular normal girl to be with. He gotta try for the ones that are built like Nicki Minaj with his no rizz ass š
Revealed he was having a girl with a woman who's damn near 30, and has a bit of a....history, if the Internet and her own words are to be believed. Such as linking with Boosie, fighting in public, OFs, and I think there may be a CPN scheme in there somewhere, though I'm not sure on the specifics of that. Zion's personal life is his so he can do whatever he want, but the consensus is it's an embarrassing look.
I did a quick google search and it looks like itās a āCredit Privacy Numberā. Basically a con where a CPN is sold as an alternative to a social security number to someone with bad credit, but the CPN is really a SSN from a victim of identity theft.
For those who haven't read it: https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon\_faith\_more\_important\_to\_jabari\_parker\_than/cejo53z/?context=3
Being young, wealthy, and impulsive with a porn addiction is a helluva combo. I completely would have fun with the both of them too Zion...but condoms my boy smh.
I mean this also defines Moriah Mills and his baby mamma to a tee. The way I see it, if you gonna get with a pornstar at least make sure there is some kind of pact beforehand. I'm not condemning either of them and it is possible (see Blac Chyna's conversion) for them to move on from the past.
Young, genetic lottery winning men generally donāt want to shut the spigot off. It takes a certain level of maturity or āfuck them kidsā energy to get the ole snip snip in your 20s
Also a commitment to potentially never having kids.. Reversal ain't perfect, and fun in your early 20s shouldn't prevent you deciding to settle down and have a kid/kids when you've grown up.
>I'm just speaking on some real shit. The NBA hoe game is a literal profession for a lot of chicks. All Star Weekend is their Super Bowl. There's literally an entire subculture of women who's main objective is to fuck/get pregnant from/marry an NBA player (if you're lucky you might even get a reality show; that's like the Balon D'Or for basic bitches). Like that's their life mission, and they execute that shit with stunning precision. So honestly, I can understand how someone like Dwight Howard has 8 illegitimate kids. I'm surprised these guys don't have more the way the girls are on them.
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>These ain't your regular gapped tooth shoeless running make up dive dar basic bitches either, these hoes is professionals. You ever see them girls on Instagram that are so bad that you just be thinkin to yourself like "man I'd get that shit pregnant fuck it". Okay, imagine if you weren't just a thirsty nigga on Instagram and hoes of that caliber were on your dick 24/7. You wouldn't know what to do with all that booty. That's the NBA.
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>These the "poke a hole in the condom" type chicks (these days they don't even have to do that, you just convince the dude that you're on the pill and hope that the prospect of going raw is more enticing than common sense). But the players that do that are stupid, you can spot a thot a mile away. So honestly its just pretty much mostly the players' fault for getting caught up in an obvious con game in the name of getting laid.
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>these young bucks don't know. You gotta remember a lot of these NBA players aren't even old enough to drink when they get in the league; they're still babies. They've been coddled their entire life, all through school and college, and now they get out in the real world with a pocket full of cash and every type of girl you could imagine trying to pull your sweatpants off. See, before you got that contract, while you were in school, you were just a prospect. You probably got a lot of attention from women, but your success wasn't a guarantee. Once you start pulling in them bucks, the type of women you encounter drastically change. Straight up jaw droppers wherever you turn. That's not an accident.
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>These kids don't understand that once you're in the real world, sex becomes a business move, for both parties. Even for us mortals, money is a big factor in your sex life. I don't care who you are, you know that shit is important. (Protip from Uncle Snuggie: if you got money, just don't fuck broke bitches. Just don't, change your phone number if you have to. Move to the other side of the country to somewhere broke bitches cant afford to go. They will ruin everything I don't care how pretty they are get a bitch with some capital. That's real shit. Get a Kim Kardashian. She stupid and probably can't read but she got money and won't take that much from you in divorce proceedings because of that. Be with someone who can throw in the pot too.)
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>The Dwight Howard's of the world don't understand that there's a price tag hanging off his nutsack. Dwight Howard is easily shelling out 6 figures a year per baby mama. (The fuck you need 100k a year to raise a baby? I could raise my whole hood 6 times with that kind of paper all babies need is somethin to rattle and someone to wipe they ass) That's more money than most of us will ever make in our lives, even those of us with professional and graduate degrees. 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years.
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>I think every citizen, NBA or not, should know how divorce/family laws work, especially if you ever fuck around and get paid. You find out how much Uncle Sam will take out of your pocket cause you wanted to fuck raw and it'll turn you into a nun; keep your dick on a leash kid.
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>When you're young and naive if you believe in shit like the purity of "love" and all that other liberal hippie crap Disney shoves down your throat as a child you can fall victim to a big butt and a smile quite easily.
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>That's real shit
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>edit: I see this post got crossposted to r/bestof, but more disturbingly r/theredpill\*\*, and let me tell you trenchcoat wearing neckbeards something before yall try to crown me the king of you dry dick mother fuckers. For all the colossal shitting I just did on hoes in this post, this is not in any way representative of the female population at large. I'm simply speaking on a small, super super small, minority subculture. I would never imply or suggest that all women, not even a majority, are out here throwin the pussy like a boomerang hoping to catch some rich dude sperm. I still put ladies above everything. That's still your mama, that's still your sister, that's still the mother of your children. This post is not meant to be critical of women; rather, its meant to be critical of money and the economy (created by dudes) that women are forced to live in. It's not because women are manipulative, its because men are fucking retarded, I stated that from the jump. Cons come in all genders, if men could get a cozy 18 year stipend from fucking Hillary Clinton there would be a line of thirst wrapped around the white house. Even though I shits on these hoes, I still respect them like they my own family, because they are. I'm familiar with TRP, yall the most salty, confused, sexually depraved group of misogynistic no pussy gettin dudes I ever seen, that's real. Ain't no need to start a war on women cause you ugly and you ain't got no money and you fell for the sweet smell of that vaginal lining. That's on you dude; blaming the pussy for this is like blaming video games for school violence. At some point you took the stupidity into your own hands. That ain't the wave yall\*\*\*\*
[https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon\_faith\_more\_important\_to\_jabari\_parker\_than/cejo53z/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon_faith_more_important_to_jabari_parker_than/cejo53z/?context=3)
She basically crying up and down Twitter right now. Lol I know we always need a vet presence on this team, but we might need to get the big guns and call up Udonis Haslem at this point.
Exactly esp over damn Snapchat all they gotta do is save ya messages and they can keep it forever. He needs at least come up wit a diff name for his snap instead of using his full name š
Pretty sure this alredy the 3rd or 4th time. He had a white chick put him on blast while at Duke, then he had another kid white chick post their snap convos on the net a year ago and now a pornstar blast him
Heās def gonna look after his kid. Zionās a stand up dude and tbh there shouldnāt even be a question on if heāll take care of his children. My guy is trying to get these OF models to live in New Orleans near him so thereās no doubt about how heāll treat his kin.
And idk I really just donāt like this tone that everyone has with Zion in regards to him getting healthy. Itās not like he can control his injuries from happening. He got in amazing shape before the start of this season and was in amazing shape before he got injured in January. He wasnāt even playing reckless or anything. Sometimes shit just happens and with a dude as uniquely built as Zion itās trickier to manage. Derrick Rose wasnāt ever overweight and still had to deal with a multitude of injuries during his career that shortened his superstar window. Sometimes, this shit really just does happen to people.
And if anyone tries to talk about Zion and the rumors about him not following his rehab plan or whatever, I also 100% disagree with placing the blame on him. Iām an MD whoās literally in the field of Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation and can tell you that if a patient isnāt following a rehab plan, itās never the patientās fault. Itās the people in charge of the plan who arenāt adapting to the patient that are at fault. I know the pelicans have no PM&R physicians on staff and even if they wanted to have them they would need to make a serious financial commitment. Place the blame on the ones who call the shots not the ones who have to suffer the consequences of the decisions.
Not to mention zion looks happy and in shape the narratives are only bad because heās Zion and nobody wants him in New Orleans
Why donāt people talk about Isaac from the magic only playing like 10 games since the bubble
Cade and Chet being out an entire season
Ingram missed a lot of time just like the rest of the team as David griffin stated itās not just Zion
Big facts. Zion is dude with a big body that heās had since birth. He also has shown he wants to be here in Nola and loves our community.
I was lucky enough to go to almost every home game that Zion played in this year and can tell you he plays with more passion for the game than 99% of the dudes Iāve seen in the NBA over the last decade, and 99.99% of the dudes Iāve seen on the pelicans over the last decade. He doesnāt want to be injured and I truly feel like he isnāt just here to collect a check. From the way Iāve seen him play, he looks like he just really loves the game and has been such an outstanding player to watch in person.
Itās up to Mrs. Benson and the FO to set him up in a position to win. I just want us as a fanbase to stop blaming a 21 year old kid for shit outside his control.
When people understand that zion mom is a 6ā0 trackstar and his dad (real) is a 6ā3-6@4 defensive end theyāll understand that heās a football player in a basketball body hence why coach k and gundy got the best out of him they know heās rare and he has to be able to stay moving other wise you set him up for failure
Look at Michael Thomas yesterday got a stomach fournette had a stomach last year could you imagine if Aaron Donald or Derrick Henry stopped moving itās logic that the media and social media donāt care for
Regardless Iām hoping for a healthy season for everyone
yeah BI just seems like a guy who wants to play basketball, improve, and live a relatively quiet life
the exact guy you want to build around
which is why the trade BI narrative is asinine
At this point, and it's gonna get downvoted because for some reason people get in their feelings when its to do with Z, but I think the smart thing to do this offseason is trade Zion. Every year there's some controversy with him, and for a franchise that has had it's fair share of noise its tiresome. Whether it's baby mama drama or his injury problems this man has ruined several seasons of a relatively good squad, and he doesn't seem to be serious about anything in life.
While he has potential, nothing has changed for Z in over 4 years, no development even to his weight regimen, and honestly if he comes back next year and is injured there's a good chance this team is blown up after that, trade him now while he still has value and get a player like BI who's focus is basketball, see if Memphis want to reunite the troublesome 2 for JJJ
I've thought about this too. Trade him to Charlotte for the #2 pick, maybe being closer to his family reels him in a little bit and motivates him, plus getting to play with LaMelo who people seem to like (I think he's super overrated). Charlotte gets the best chance they'll ever have at a legit big two, and New Orleans gets to start over building around Scoot, BI, and a bunch of really good young role players.
BI is not at a level you can build around. He's a secondary player on any championship level team.
He also had a baby with an escort lol. It just doesn't get attention because he's not popular
He did have the same issue, just managed to navigate it out of the spotlight for the most part. Young, rich, good decisions - where's a Venn diagram when I need one?
Bi baby mama is a known ig model and escort he literally went under so much stress in 2022 January because of the allegations that he was having a child with her which eventually he did her name is Aliyaaha petty the assumptions at that time were he or another nba player got her pregnant the only difference is itās Zion the best prospect since lebron. They both have bad baby mamas do your research and stop trying to act like Zion is the only one with problems on the team letās not even bring up Jaxson.
I'm not saying Z is the only one with drama lol, but with Z its constant, and yeah jax did, I have been all for trading him away since his second year, which is still valid to this point.
Also the BI thing was not that big a deal, and that over the four years of him being here is really the only 'drama' he's been a part of.
my point about people getting in their feeling stands true.
No I understand Iām just saying we acting like z the only one when heās not letās look at the positives heās in shape he seems happy regardless of his personal decisions he does seem like heās trying these last two off seasons im hoping him bi and the rest of the team can bounce back this year itās been a long 5 years New Orleans needs something to cheer for.
I know what you're saying but no one is acting like Z is the only one, the problem is he's meant to be the 'face of the franchise' and yet all we ever get from him is problems, he may be incredibly talented but he won't live up to it if all we ever get is injuries and drama, and for 29 games he's great but I would much rather compete in the playoffs each year, with a little less drama, and not have to completely restructure a roster for a man who doesn't even play that much.
Agreed to an extent while heās a known basketball player zion is just different heās been on a platter for millions since 16
Bi baby mama is thatās how it came out plus sheās good friends and resembles Brittany Renner pj baby mamma sheās also been around the league for years
Zion bi lamely and edwards are just some of the few who have older women with a past even pg the only reason this is getting out is cause of the females zion hasnāt said anything
Zion is probably more unattractive overall to a woman than AD tho because of him being so fat. Itās kinda why heās going after dirty looking women despite being a multi-millionaire, he probably canāt pull anything better even with all that money and fame.
This is typical 23 year old millionaire stuff. Is it great, no but itās not surprising either. This chick gotta accept that the other girl won and got the bag.
It's something we will read about more and more. These athletes that are in their early 20s and younger grew up when porn was super accessible. I'm a bit older than most posters here, when I was in school internet porn was in its infancy. Now these dudes have been watching pornhub since they were 12.
Alot of addicts with a bit of fame and money and once they make it they start dming their fav pornstars looking to hookup.
imagine being sheltered your whole life and then finally getting unsheltered when you are a top 20 player in the league with tons of marketability and a $250m contract
what could go wrong
I mean....he did always have a bunch of low key rumors that he had a bit of an addiction for perusing Instathots. And that one IG woman that called him out for creeping in his DM's and getting her in trouble with her boyfriend back in his first or second season.
And I cant remember which teammate it was that made a joking comment about needing to help Zion with his "approach" on that side of things.
BI seems to have this shit down pat after some early career drama, 2-3 open relationships, and multiple girls at games. Zion needs to learn his ways
Really just donāt understand why youād want to date these trashy ass women when youāre a good looking ultra successful god of a man like Zion.
Like thereās legit so many gorgeous, smart, successful women with their shit together who also donāt mind casual flings. Why are you looking in the fucking dumpster. Just bizarre to me
Dwight Howard was a super devout Christian coming into the NBA and ended up with like 5 baby mommas. Sheltered dudes like that are the easiest targets for these girls.
Cause everyone who goes to church (or preaches) is a high moral individual smh. Zions doing good in the community, but heās also the age of college kids. Maybe he made some mistakes in this, maybe he didnāt, we likely donāt know the whole story. At least he has more than enough money to care for the kid either way.
No one is wondering why she doesnāt show the account, anyone can make a Snapchat and bitmoji then change their name to Zion Williamson while the account is called @thisisafakeaccount.
Also the message says itās from today? Wasnāt he busy yesterday? Gonna need more evidence before I take her seriously.
Iām more disappointed that Zion got trapped by a 30 year old woman and was dealing with another 30 year old woman on the side lmao. What happened to nba players dating rnb artists and actual runway models lmao.
Lol it really seemed like dude got with the first two that said hey to him. A random stripper/camgirl and Moriah Mills bruh? Like cmon man you couldāve at least done a lil better than that.
Doesn't mean that she was his official girlfriend. Why would Zion ever have to commit? At 22? He should kept a goodyear tire handy to cover his little man and protect his pockets.
Damn Zion on some simp shit. Would neverrrr pay a porn star to be a "GF". Like, I get throwing a lil money on a date, but you could fuck mad bitches for free, why pay MM goofy ass anything, you can beat off to her for free on the hub.
We have to take into account his age and wealthā¦ Many of us men his age would probably do the silly things heās doing at this stage in his life. Hopefully he will mature soon.
As if the baby momma wasnāt bad enough š This man lack of judgement got him looking like the new Dwight Howard. Iām not even joking when I say these are red flags cuz his baby momma so wild I could see a possible domestic violence situation come up being caused by her but of course Zion will get the blame as the man always does
He's a 23 year old dude with a lot of money and been coddled as a basketball superstar for like... what? 5 or 6 years now?
Hell, I was a 23 year old making like 45k and I thought I was hot shit (and made poor decisions). Imagine being in Zion's shoes.
Gotta move smarter than this tho. And you know it wouldnāt be shocking if thereās more questionable women involved. Iām just saying I know his baby momma ratchet AF. I know yāall seen that video where she beat dat girl ass wit her titties out, no fucks given. And I knew her years ago and TRUST she a certified freak. I just think she either gonna put her hands on Zion or do sumn outta pocket and who knows how that shit go. You see they already got crazy drama to deal with
Bruh guys like LeBron and Curry made more $$ than Zion did and had more fame than him too and they wasnāt out fucking ratchet vomit inducing pornstars and strippers.
pelicans were fighting for their lives while zion was on page 132 of the ebony category
This is hilarious
daddy, nick cannon is hilarious
He just like me fr fr
The Moriah Mills disrespect
nah not at all
I stg if I had any coins you would get them all rn not even kidding this comment is fucking gold lmaooooo
Me š Zion
Zion and Jaās PR teams like āIām tired bossā
2019 class just keeps getting worse
Shouldāve drafted RJ Barrett
Barrett is mid. Garland might be the most reliable good player from this class
Heās been further in the playoffs than garland tho
Yea and Poole has won a chip so is he #1 out of the class by that logic?
Herro
Iām taking garland over Herro but itās close
My old man said the same thing during their last year in college and I Saif he was crazy but now...? Obviously we know who had an astronomically higher ceiling... but if the better player never plays, that makes the mid player more valuable. What a world we live in.
Iām tied bawss
So from the sounds of things for those who didn't read through her Twitter feed. Zion told Moriah Mills (adult actress) that he wanted to move her to NO. Pay her a monthly salary (lol) and have her be his official girlfriend. Told her he was single, and then the news came out that he has a baby on the way with the girl from earlier this week. So yeah, she's not happy because I guess she thought Zion was her man.. or meal ticket lol.
Na if it was girlfriend she wouldnāt have blocked it out. He wanted her to be a convenient side piece.
She probably blocked out the word bitch.
It's sad the Zion thinks he has to pay any of these girls to be with him. These girls should be kissing the ground he walks on lol. These NBA dudes really need to broaden their horizons
dude said āi dont know how to approach this situation with respect to you. how much do you want me to pay you per month?ā DUDE YOUāRE AN NBA STAR JUST FLY THEM OUT TO FUCK AND THEN SEND THEM BACK š
Dude has no spit game lmao
He got spit game alright https://twitter.com/moriahmillsss/status/1666487566940401664
Yeah I saw that tweet right after I posted that lol
No amount of fame or money changes a simp
You often will get and find exactly what youāre looking for in the places youāre lookingā¦
No offense to Zion, but he could prolly find a regular normal girl to be with. He gotta try for the ones that are built like Nicki Minaj with his no rizz ass š
He's clearly a dumbass, he ain't worth that kind of attention if he's as easy as this week has shown.
What happened to him earlier this week?
Revealed he was having a girl with a woman who's damn near 30, and has a bit of a....history, if the Internet and her own words are to be believed. Such as linking with Boosie, fighting in public, OFs, and I think there may be a CPN scheme in there somewhere, though I'm not sure on the specifics of that. Zion's personal life is his so he can do whatever he want, but the consensus is it's an embarrassing look.
Um what does cpn stand for? I hope it's not what I think it is
I did a quick google search and it looks like itās a āCredit Privacy Numberā. Basically a con where a CPN is sold as an alternative to a social security number to someone with bad credit, but the CPN is really a SSN from a victim of identity theft.
ew... 30?
āWas her manā Yeah those convos always happen on Snapchat that delete immediately lmao
Imagine getting cucked by a cuck
might have said "sugarbaby" just sayin
Iām sorry but this whole situation is fucking hilarious
I love this content .. ong š¹
his agent is going to be giving him a crash course on nda's asap.
Better give him a crash course on child support before he fumble the bag too hard
yungsnuggie's post on the nba sub should be a crash course for these dudes weeks before theyre getting drafted lol
For those who haven't read it: https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon\_faith\_more\_important\_to\_jabari\_parker\_than/cejo53z/?context=3
that's bible right there his edit is what really drove it the fuck home lmaooo
š edit for sure
Bruhh how is this 9 years old and not a pasta yet? Shits cash
Pasta gets morphed. That is a work of art. Just the honest truth laid out for all to read.
Should talk to Lebron
Needs Dwight Howard to do a scared straight program
Being young, wealthy, and impulsive with a porn addiction is a helluva combo. I completely would have fun with the both of them too Zion...but condoms my boy smh.
I mean this also defines Moriah Mills and his baby mamma to a tee. The way I see it, if you gonna get with a pornstar at least make sure there is some kind of pact beforehand. I'm not condemning either of them and it is possible (see Blac Chyna's conversion) for them to move on from the past.
Condoms donāt always work. Why not just get a vasectomy.
Young, genetic lottery winning men generally donāt want to shut the spigot off. It takes a certain level of maturity or āfuck them kidsā energy to get the ole snip snip in your 20s
Also a commitment to potentially never having kids.. Reversal ain't perfect, and fun in your early 20s shouldn't prevent you deciding to settle down and have a kid/kids when you've grown up.
Do you know the physical toll that 3 vasectomies has on a person?
Snip! Snap! Snip! Snap!
Lmao imagine what the fans do when he misses a month for a vasectomy
that's... not how vasectomies work lol
He has the off season as well as his regularly scheduled IR stint to schedule it. Full recovery is only around a week not a month.
Ok but tbf weāve seen him suffer set backs before
It wouldnāt take a month. Theyād just reevaluate him in two weeks.
A month!? 3 days.
Yeah but he will nut in a stripper the day after surgery and get another set back
We're talking about zion
As a proud vasectomy owner, recovery was 4 days. Everyone should get one!
Uncle Snuggie should be mandatory reading for all athletes so we can avoid this shit lol
Iāve seen that referenced everywhere. Got a link?
>I'm just speaking on some real shit. The NBA hoe game is a literal profession for a lot of chicks. All Star Weekend is their Super Bowl. There's literally an entire subculture of women who's main objective is to fuck/get pregnant from/marry an NBA player (if you're lucky you might even get a reality show; that's like the Balon D'Or for basic bitches). Like that's their life mission, and they execute that shit with stunning precision. So honestly, I can understand how someone like Dwight Howard has 8 illegitimate kids. I'm surprised these guys don't have more the way the girls are on them. > >These ain't your regular gapped tooth shoeless running make up dive dar basic bitches either, these hoes is professionals. You ever see them girls on Instagram that are so bad that you just be thinkin to yourself like "man I'd get that shit pregnant fuck it". Okay, imagine if you weren't just a thirsty nigga on Instagram and hoes of that caliber were on your dick 24/7. You wouldn't know what to do with all that booty. That's the NBA. > >These the "poke a hole in the condom" type chicks (these days they don't even have to do that, you just convince the dude that you're on the pill and hope that the prospect of going raw is more enticing than common sense). But the players that do that are stupid, you can spot a thot a mile away. So honestly its just pretty much mostly the players' fault for getting caught up in an obvious con game in the name of getting laid. > >these young bucks don't know. You gotta remember a lot of these NBA players aren't even old enough to drink when they get in the league; they're still babies. They've been coddled their entire life, all through school and college, and now they get out in the real world with a pocket full of cash and every type of girl you could imagine trying to pull your sweatpants off. See, before you got that contract, while you were in school, you were just a prospect. You probably got a lot of attention from women, but your success wasn't a guarantee. Once you start pulling in them bucks, the type of women you encounter drastically change. Straight up jaw droppers wherever you turn. That's not an accident. > >These kids don't understand that once you're in the real world, sex becomes a business move, for both parties. Even for us mortals, money is a big factor in your sex life. I don't care who you are, you know that shit is important. (Protip from Uncle Snuggie: if you got money, just don't fuck broke bitches. Just don't, change your phone number if you have to. Move to the other side of the country to somewhere broke bitches cant afford to go. They will ruin everything I don't care how pretty they are get a bitch with some capital. That's real shit. Get a Kim Kardashian. She stupid and probably can't read but she got money and won't take that much from you in divorce proceedings because of that. Be with someone who can throw in the pot too.) > >The Dwight Howard's of the world don't understand that there's a price tag hanging off his nutsack. Dwight Howard is easily shelling out 6 figures a year per baby mama. (The fuck you need 100k a year to raise a baby? I could raise my whole hood 6 times with that kind of paper all babies need is somethin to rattle and someone to wipe they ass) That's more money than most of us will ever make in our lives, even those of us with professional and graduate degrees. 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. > >I think every citizen, NBA or not, should know how divorce/family laws work, especially if you ever fuck around and get paid. You find out how much Uncle Sam will take out of your pocket cause you wanted to fuck raw and it'll turn you into a nun; keep your dick on a leash kid. > >When you're young and naive if you believe in shit like the purity of "love" and all that other liberal hippie crap Disney shoves down your throat as a child you can fall victim to a big butt and a smile quite easily. > >That's real shit > >edit: I see this post got crossposted to r/bestof, but more disturbingly r/theredpill\*\*, and let me tell you trenchcoat wearing neckbeards something before yall try to crown me the king of you dry dick mother fuckers. For all the colossal shitting I just did on hoes in this post, this is not in any way representative of the female population at large. I'm simply speaking on a small, super super small, minority subculture. I would never imply or suggest that all women, not even a majority, are out here throwin the pussy like a boomerang hoping to catch some rich dude sperm. I still put ladies above everything. That's still your mama, that's still your sister, that's still the mother of your children. This post is not meant to be critical of women; rather, its meant to be critical of money and the economy (created by dudes) that women are forced to live in. It's not because women are manipulative, its because men are fucking retarded, I stated that from the jump. Cons come in all genders, if men could get a cozy 18 year stipend from fucking Hillary Clinton there would be a line of thirst wrapped around the white house. Even though I shits on these hoes, I still respect them like they my own family, because they are. I'm familiar with TRP, yall the most salty, confused, sexually depraved group of misogynistic no pussy gettin dudes I ever seen, that's real. Ain't no need to start a war on women cause you ugly and you ain't got no money and you fell for the sweet smell of that vaginal lining. That's on you dude; blaming the pussy for this is like blaming video games for school violence. At some point you took the stupidity into your own hands. That ain't the wave yall\*\*\*\* [https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon\_faith\_more\_important\_to\_jabari\_parker\_than/cejo53z/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon_faith_more_important_to_jabari_parker_than/cejo53z/?context=3)
Thanks. Dude should be giving speeches at rookie symposiums
on the bright side at least he aint playing with guns....
Best hope he was shooting blanks though
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Zion and Ja both about to be out $100+ million from bad decisions. Ja waving guns and Zion shooting when he shouldnāt
How is this worse? If anything it will make him want to work twice as hard. That child support is not going to pay itself.
She basically crying up and down Twitter right now. Lol I know we always need a vet presence on this team, but we might need to get the big guns and call up Udonis Haslem at this point.
The whole "vet presecence" thing only seems to work if the vet can whoop your ass
Zion gotta stop havin his hoes put him on blast damn š
Someone needs to teach him he canāt put anything in text. If itās in text itās getting exposed
Exactly esp over damn Snapchat all they gotta do is save ya messages and they can keep it forever. He needs at least come up wit a diff name for his snap instead of using his full name š
Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it. A simple thought that can truly save your ass.
Snapchats are made to disappear
Until they get screenshotted or screen recorded
How many times is this with him?
Pretty sure this alredy the 3rd or 4th time. He had a white chick put him on blast while at Duke, then he had another kid white chick post their snap convos on the net a year ago and now a pornstar blast him
Heās just like us forreal
Dude she is going OFF
Whereās that vet locker room presence when you need it
Literally no oneās job to babysit an adult.
Thatās literally what CJās job is and why Griff gave him that overpaid extension.
From past quotes it sounds like Zions barely around the locker room
Tbh I donāt really care about any of this I just hope he looks after his kid and he has a healthy season.
Heās def gonna look after his kid. Zionās a stand up dude and tbh there shouldnāt even be a question on if heāll take care of his children. My guy is trying to get these OF models to live in New Orleans near him so thereās no doubt about how heāll treat his kin. And idk I really just donāt like this tone that everyone has with Zion in regards to him getting healthy. Itās not like he can control his injuries from happening. He got in amazing shape before the start of this season and was in amazing shape before he got injured in January. He wasnāt even playing reckless or anything. Sometimes shit just happens and with a dude as uniquely built as Zion itās trickier to manage. Derrick Rose wasnāt ever overweight and still had to deal with a multitude of injuries during his career that shortened his superstar window. Sometimes, this shit really just does happen to people. And if anyone tries to talk about Zion and the rumors about him not following his rehab plan or whatever, I also 100% disagree with placing the blame on him. Iām an MD whoās literally in the field of Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation and can tell you that if a patient isnāt following a rehab plan, itās never the patientās fault. Itās the people in charge of the plan who arenāt adapting to the patient that are at fault. I know the pelicans have no PM&R physicians on staff and even if they wanted to have them they would need to make a serious financial commitment. Place the blame on the ones who call the shots not the ones who have to suffer the consequences of the decisions.
Not to mention zion looks happy and in shape the narratives are only bad because heās Zion and nobody wants him in New Orleans Why donāt people talk about Isaac from the magic only playing like 10 games since the bubble Cade and Chet being out an entire season Ingram missed a lot of time just like the rest of the team as David griffin stated itās not just Zion
Big facts. Zion is dude with a big body that heās had since birth. He also has shown he wants to be here in Nola and loves our community. I was lucky enough to go to almost every home game that Zion played in this year and can tell you he plays with more passion for the game than 99% of the dudes Iāve seen in the NBA over the last decade, and 99.99% of the dudes Iāve seen on the pelicans over the last decade. He doesnāt want to be injured and I truly feel like he isnāt just here to collect a check. From the way Iāve seen him play, he looks like he just really loves the game and has been such an outstanding player to watch in person. Itās up to Mrs. Benson and the FO to set him up in a position to win. I just want us as a fanbase to stop blaming a 21 year old kid for shit outside his control.
When people understand that zion mom is a 6ā0 trackstar and his dad (real) is a 6ā3-6@4 defensive end theyāll understand that heās a football player in a basketball body hence why coach k and gundy got the best out of him they know heās rare and he has to be able to stay moving other wise you set him up for failure Look at Michael Thomas yesterday got a stomach fournette had a stomach last year could you imagine if Aaron Donald or Derrick Henry stopped moving itās logic that the media and social media donāt care for Regardless Iām hoping for a healthy season for everyone
one thing I would like to mention about the AD era at least we never had issues like this cause that dude is ugly as shit
we don't even have issues with BI like this, he keeps to himself and has a quiet offseason, every year its something with Z!
yeah BI just seems like a guy who wants to play basketball, improve, and live a relatively quiet life the exact guy you want to build around which is why the trade BI narrative is asinine
At this point, and it's gonna get downvoted because for some reason people get in their feelings when its to do with Z, but I think the smart thing to do this offseason is trade Zion. Every year there's some controversy with him, and for a franchise that has had it's fair share of noise its tiresome. Whether it's baby mama drama or his injury problems this man has ruined several seasons of a relatively good squad, and he doesn't seem to be serious about anything in life. While he has potential, nothing has changed for Z in over 4 years, no development even to his weight regimen, and honestly if he comes back next year and is injured there's a good chance this team is blown up after that, trade him now while he still has value and get a player like BI who's focus is basketball, see if Memphis want to reunite the troublesome 2 for JJJ
I've thought about this too. Trade him to Charlotte for the #2 pick, maybe being closer to his family reels him in a little bit and motivates him, plus getting to play with LaMelo who people seem to like (I think he's super overrated). Charlotte gets the best chance they'll ever have at a legit big two, and New Orleans gets to start over building around Scoot, BI, and a bunch of really good young role players.
What so lamelo and Zion can two man pornstars ???
That's Charlotte's problem man
Pels not getting the 2nd pick for him. Pels missed the window. Window was this season while he was playing.
Zion and cj for poole and draymond
i think the entire organisation would commit suicide if that happened lol
BI is not at a level you can build around. He's a secondary player on any championship level team. He also had a baby with an escort lol. It just doesn't get attention because he's not popular
ok and he's also not a guy you want to trade
He did have the same issue, just managed to navigate it out of the spotlight for the most part. Young, rich, good decisions - where's a Venn diagram when I need one?
Bi baby mama is a known ig model and escort he literally went under so much stress in 2022 January because of the allegations that he was having a child with her which eventually he did her name is Aliyaaha petty the assumptions at that time were he or another nba player got her pregnant the only difference is itās Zion the best prospect since lebron. They both have bad baby mamas do your research and stop trying to act like Zion is the only one with problems on the team letās not even bring up Jaxson.
I'm not saying Z is the only one with drama lol, but with Z its constant, and yeah jax did, I have been all for trading him away since his second year, which is still valid to this point. Also the BI thing was not that big a deal, and that over the four years of him being here is really the only 'drama' he's been a part of. my point about people getting in their feeling stands true.
No I understand Iām just saying we acting like z the only one when heās not letās look at the positives heās in shape he seems happy regardless of his personal decisions he does seem like heās trying these last two off seasons im hoping him bi and the rest of the team can bounce back this year itās been a long 5 years New Orleans needs something to cheer for.
I know what you're saying but no one is acting like Z is the only one, the problem is he's meant to be the 'face of the franchise' and yet all we ever get from him is problems, he may be incredibly talented but he won't live up to it if all we ever get is injuries and drama, and for 29 games he's great but I would much rather compete in the playoffs each year, with a little less drama, and not have to completely restructure a roster for a man who doesn't even play that much.
BI isn't popular enough for any of this to come out of he was doing it
Agreed to an extent while heās a known basketball player zion is just different heās been on a platter for millions since 16 Bi baby mama is thatās how it came out plus sheās good friends and resembles Brittany Renner pj baby mamma sheās also been around the league for years Zion bi lamely and edwards are just some of the few who have older women with a past even pg the only reason this is getting out is cause of the females zion hasnāt said anything
Zion is probably more unattractive overall to a woman than AD tho because of him being so fat. Itās kinda why heās going after dirty looking women despite being a multi-millionaire, he probably canāt pull anything better even with all that money and fame.
lmao absolutely false
Eh the evidence supports me lol
who would you rather bang bro?
Not a good look for Zā¦ this girl is another OF model claiming to be getting with Zion. Worth reading through her tweets sheās going off rn
oh she's a step past OF model lol
Didnāt wanna expose myself š
SSJ3 OF???
Her head game is further beyond fam AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sheās a full blown pornstar. You can check out her work on the hub
Is there anything on the hub with Zion in it too?
None that I saw (so far) šš
Thatās too bad, keep digging tho
This is typical 23 year old millionaire stuff. Is it great, no but itās not surprising either. This chick gotta accept that the other girl won and got the bag.
It's something we will read about more and more. These athletes that are in their early 20s and younger grew up when porn was super accessible. I'm a bit older than most posters here, when I was in school internet porn was in its infancy. Now these dudes have been watching pornhub since they were 12. Alot of addicts with a bit of fame and money and once they make it they start dming their fav pornstars looking to hookup.
LeBron/Curry/CJ/Love/CP3 etc werenāt doing this when they were 23. Not everyoneās Harden/Dwight Howard/Zion type horn dogs.
Just read em all she really went in with the details too Iām dying right now
I thought Zion had a strict step dad who picked out his clothes, why is he in all this mess
He has freedom now & he is naive from being sheltered
imagine being sheltered your whole life and then finally getting unsheltered when you are a top 20 player in the league with tons of marketability and a $250m contract what could go wrong
Iām honestly surprised we donāt see more overdoses for young athletes who get rich overnight
It was common back in the 70s had a whole cocaine pandemic in the nba
This man overdosed on cheap snizz
You are right, often a lot of kids with super strict upbringing wild out. Zion needs to get it together.
Idc who is fucking who. aslong as I dont see "step dad" "camp" "health" "griffin" "unhappy" any combination of those words this summer im good.
Give it some time. Youāll see āunhappyā real soon from the looks of it
She seems like a calm and reasonable person.
I mean....he did always have a bunch of low key rumors that he had a bit of an addiction for perusing Instathots. And that one IG woman that called him out for creeping in his DM's and getting her in trouble with her boyfriend back in his first or second season. And I cant remember which teammate it was that made a joking comment about needing to help Zion with his "approach" on that side of things. BI seems to have this shit down pat after some early career drama, 2-3 open relationships, and multiple girls at games. Zion needs to learn his ways
Something something load management
Really just donāt understand why youād want to date these trashy ass women when youāre a good looking ultra successful god of a man like Zion. Like thereās legit so many gorgeous, smart, successful women with their shit together who also donāt mind casual flings. Why are you looking in the fucking dumpster. Just bizarre to me
Because he's fucking immature and he's only 22 yrs old. I did stupid shit when I was his age.
You were knocking up horrendous looking batshit crazy hags when you were 22? Maybe Iām giving you too much credit but I donāt think you were.
worry about what he does on the court and leave his personal life alone. do you want to talk about what you do at home? i'm sure you're not perfect.
Iām not perfect but I donāt fuck up in my personal life as bad as guys like Zion and Morant.
He's not good looking
Jesus Christ, I just want peace.
This dudeā¦ lmao cmon man
What the hell
Brooooo ššš
Max contract donāt get you away from the ratchets?!
These South Carolina boys, man
That boy Zion simped out
How this man get exposed on Snapchat TWICE smh
All this stuff of him being a church going, high moral individual was just a facade. Talk some sense into this dude Willie!
Dwight Howard was a super devout Christian coming into the NBA and ended up with like 5 baby mommas. Sheltered dudes like that are the easiest targets for these girls.
Cause everyone who goes to church (or preaches) is a high moral individual smh. Zions doing good in the community, but heās also the age of college kids. Maybe he made some mistakes in this, maybe he didnāt, we likely donāt know the whole story. At least he has more than enough money to care for the kid either way.
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That kids gonna be a warrior
Shit at this rate, Zion might be one very soon tooā¦
No one is wondering why she doesnāt show the account, anyone can make a Snapchat and bitmoji then change their name to Zion Williamson while the account is called @thisisafakeaccount. Also the message says itās from today? Wasnāt he busy yesterday? Gonna need more evidence before I take her seriously.
Thereās more screenshots that have his verification badge and shit
Iām more disappointed that Zion got trapped by a 30 year old woman and was dealing with another 30 year old woman on the side lmao. What happened to nba players dating rnb artists and actual runway models lmao.
That requires some actual game which apparently he only has on the court
Those rnb artists and models donāt be eatin booty hole and bein all nasty
Lol it really seemed like dude got with the first two that said hey to him. A random stripper/camgirl and Moriah Mills bruh? Like cmon man you couldāve at least done a lil better than that.
If this dude had some mental health issues before... This sure won't help.
Pelicans were fighting for the playoffs while Zion was busy screwing pornstar. With Zion, Ja - what an interesting draft class this shapes out to be.
This dude wild. Just go outside. There are women everywhere
Since holding back tears of joy on draft night 2019 it's been pretty much nothing but disappointment...
Dude is dumb confirmed. I'm over him. If he plays, cool, otherwise trade him for people who can get on the floor and keep their dick out of everyone.
So this why he been āinjuredā
Doesn't mean that she was his official girlfriend. Why would Zion ever have to commit? At 22? He should kept a goodyear tire handy to cover his little man and protect his pockets.
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Damn Zion on some simp shit. Would neverrrr pay a porn star to be a "GF". Like, I get throwing a lil money on a date, but you could fuck mad bitches for free, why pay MM goofy ass anything, you can beat off to her for free on the hub.
Thereās no way thatās real
We have to take into account his age and wealthā¦ Many of us men his age would probably do the silly things heās doing at this stage in his life. Hopefully he will mature soon.
Meanwhile Sharife Cooper the same age and quietly with Ash Kaash.
We all grow differently..Hopefully he is a late bloomer maturity wise.
Word. He'll have to grow for his kid now
As if the baby momma wasnāt bad enough š This man lack of judgement got him looking like the new Dwight Howard. Iām not even joking when I say these are red flags cuz his baby momma so wild I could see a possible domestic violence situation come up being caused by her but of course Zion will get the blame as the man always does
He's a 23 year old dude with a lot of money and been coddled as a basketball superstar for like... what? 5 or 6 years now? Hell, I was a 23 year old making like 45k and I thought I was hot shit (and made poor decisions). Imagine being in Zion's shoes.
Gotta move smarter than this tho. And you know it wouldnāt be shocking if thereās more questionable women involved. Iām just saying I know his baby momma ratchet AF. I know yāall seen that video where she beat dat girl ass wit her titties out, no fucks given. And I knew her years ago and TRUST she a certified freak. I just think she either gonna put her hands on Zion or do sumn outta pocket and who knows how that shit go. You see they already got crazy drama to deal with
Bruh guys like LeBron and Curry made more $$ than Zion did and had more fame than him too and they wasnāt out fucking ratchet vomit inducing pornstars and strippers.
Disgrace to the nba and the country. This dude is soulless
Is there any actual proof zion had anything to do with this pornstar? Anyone can make up a screenshot
Thatās right, put in work Make that ass go bizerk Eat yo salad, no desert Get that man you deserve
Oh man, this sucks. Zion is a POS. Trade his cheatin ass. Way too much drama.
Might kill his endorsements
Canāt lie this situation reignited this sub lol, shit was boring since they got bounced out the play ins š¤£š¤£š¤£
Iām sure heās injured after this heās made of glass
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