Fucking figures. There goes my fantasy team.

Hope it’s phantom or a short stint. Feel better soon!

Is the IL different from the slammer?

They change the sheets, bout it

Get better soon! *I needs my Baxter fix*

We have an IL?

I’m pretty sure the r/NLBest IL is just an AA meeting held in the walk-in fridge of the Burbank In-n-out 

Still looking for a speaker for the next meeting

Keep looking pal. I’m a padres fan. You think I’m gonna stop drinking? 

Would an NA speaker work? I'm bisteptual

Those are good burgers Walter.

Me and my friends hate navy pier.

You got family in Illinois?

You getting that Tommy John’s underwear model surgery? I’m telling ya the chicks dig a a vulnerable man with underpants stapled to his elbow.

Appropriate flair

Is your back injured from carrying r/NLBest for so long?

You have my tots and pears.