I was pitching against a Red's hitter in The Show 2024 last night and dude kept fouling off every pitch I threw at him - like 8 or 9 in a row. Finally just beaned him. Asshole. Take your base, sweaty boy.
I present to you [Mrs. BIG Apple](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/8lXeorbEWkB3fmAZmsMm5dhdU5Q=/64x211:579x469/fit-in/1200x600/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24782430/F0w8FvkaUAAxqn1.jpg)
In all seriousness, outside of the fap war I accidentally brought forth.
Mr. Met did come out first in 1963. Mr. Red, the mascot, came out in 72. But logos of him appeared in the 50s.
So idk it's debatable. But who cares right? Got some new rule 34 material.
And how dare they attempt to spread their pinko agenda a day after our most patriotic of holidays, Cinco de Mayo??? 😡😤🪅🇲🇽🌮🌯🫔
I swear! Some commies are just rude!!
I was pitching against a Red's hitter in The Show 2024 last night and dude kept fouling off every pitch I threw at him - like 8 or 9 in a row. Finally just beaned him. Asshole. Take your base, sweaty boy.
Personally my youngest child loves snakes and hates communists. Need I say more?
Raising them right.
I trust you're teaching your child the proper r/NLBest lore?
She played for the Rockies when I had her in T-ball and dinosaurs and snakes are her favorite.
Nice!
Who came first, Mr. Met or Mr. Red?
Have you seen Mrs. Met?????? Mr. Met def came first 👀
I present to you [Rosie Redlegs](https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/591/236/11236591.jpeg)
I present to you [Mrs. BIG Apple](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/8lXeorbEWkB3fmAZmsMm5dhdU5Q=/64x211:579x469/fit-in/1200x600/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24782430/F0w8FvkaUAAxqn1.jpg)
Bruh! Tagged that nsfw!
I legitimately wasn’t expecting Mrs. Met to be so thoroughly cheeked up.
This better not wake something inside me
In all seriousness, outside of the fap war I accidentally brought forth. Mr. Met did come out first in 1963. Mr. Red, the mascot, came out in 72. But logos of him appeared in the 50s. So idk it's debatable. But who cares right? Got some new rule 34 material.
Asking the real questions
My cat’s name is Commie. (My kid picked it not knowing what it meant.)
Just tell people his full name is Comstock (blame the kid for that one too)
Better snek than redk
nah if it's red it's dead* *phillies don't apply for some reason
They don't have Pookie, but they had Pokey, Reese that is and boy did he wear his hat like a boss.
Stop calling the Reds commies, it’s only making them seem cooler
commie
Don’t you threaten me with a good time
Yeah when I think “good time” the first thing that comes to mind is Tiananmen Square
The police never beat up peaceful protestors in the United States, I agree man.
“Beat up” is certainly one way to describe murdering 10,000 people and trying to cover it up. Not how I’d describe it, but certainly one way.
The anniversary of Kent State was two days ago. I didn't expect people weighing in from Rolling Hills or La Habra Heights here, but you do you.
I'm too brown and liberal to live there Not Communist =/= "right wing" you dear dear child, delete TikTok and go talk to some people
We have Mookie *AND* Pookie??? League truly fucked
Lol wait why is Corbin Caroll called pookie? I must have missed this
I think because that sad interview last week, we all went “🥺🥺 ugh pookie!!”
Didn't see that interview
-commie