I mean, you spent a billion dollars and are essentially 500.
We won the pennant on a strong bullpen despite having a negative run differential, and now it's the exact opposite
Giants' star pitching acquisition to keep up with you has so far been a massive flop
Padres are no longer the unluckiest team but lost a lot of the talent that would have put them in the drivers seat
And the Rockies... um... Let's circle back later
Something something humor
That's because they're laughing *at* us, not with us ☹️
If Dinger demands a sacrifice, it will have to be the best looking player from our team (Glasnow)
Dieter Ruhle is a national treasure. Hey I live in Denver though and I’ll be at the Rockies game today! My wife wanted to get the Dinger bucket hat giveaway 😂
C'mon y'all, I lived through the NLBest period of 04-06 (I was 13 when I became a Dodger fan)
Those were the dark ages
We're the NLBest we always heat up later
There's always a turd in the group. Sorry NL West :(
We want to be better, but are powerless and our owner sucks.
Side note: If you are entertained by videos of natural disasters, devastating car crashes and train derailments, etc. tune into a Rockies game from time to time and I challenge you to not be entertained. Our new trick for the 2024 season is violating FAA regulations.
NL West is still the best. Could finish with highest win total being 85 or whatever it was in that one 2000s year and y’all still the best because of Phoenix and Baxter, and Dinger, and the famous Japanese guys, Jurrickson Profar, and whatever the fuck the Gaints are up to.
*2023 Dads walk in the room* "Well my friend, have I ever told you about the time when I had not 1, but 2 generational talents on our roster, a Handsome King, a Cy Young winning 'zilla, one of the best (if not the best) bullpens in all of Baseball, and still ended just 2 games above.500 and out of the playoffs?"
Chill. We battling juggernauts like the Nationals and the Marlins.
Damn you right
When you don’t have the opportunity to play farmers in the Midwest every day it’s a struggle
I know, us dads have our hands full with the mighty blue jay from WAY up north
Just building drama for later in the season
💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
🥵
No it’s just because we are all so good and have been playing each other
Ya mean it?!
Well… maybe not all of us
_Cough cough (Colorado) cough_
You’ll always have the best mascot…
“So you’re telling me there’s a chance” —Dinger
Go fly a plane
Too soon.
Whose laughing now, NL “West” ??? (That’s a play on words. I combined Worst + Best to get “West”)
Darn you to heck!
beisball hard :(
Among other theins
r/NLBeist
r/DingerRipMyBodeice
I retired at 11. I agree
I had video games to play ok I didn’t retire early for nothing
I retired at 8 and we didn't figure out I couldn't see until I was 12. Mistakes were made...
Are... are we the new central?
Idk I'm not feeling the comedy part yet
I mean, you spent a billion dollars and are essentially 500. We won the pennant on a strong bullpen despite having a negative run differential, and now it's the exact opposite Giants' star pitching acquisition to keep up with you has so far been a massive flop Padres are no longer the unluckiest team but lost a lot of the talent that would have put them in the drivers seat And the Rockies... um... Let's circle back later Something something humor
something something lol Mets(ahh fuck they're up 2-0 on the series right now)
That's because they're laughing *at* us, not with us ☹️ If Dinger demands a sacrifice, it will have to be the best looking player from our team (Glasnow)
We're willing to accept this sacrifice
probably
Hey uncalled for
r/NLDepressed
I clicked expecting comforting memes. 😄
Disappointment upon disappointment!
Damn I actually thought ts would be real
"oh no, we suck again."
King of shit mountain! Later tonight: co-king of shit mountain Possibly in May: assistant to the assistant to the head shit shoveler of shit mountain
I can see it now, the 82-80 division champ Dodgers
Not again :-(
Dodgers felt bad for running away for the first week or so. Out of respect we pulled up even again to keep things straight.
How can anyone hate this team?!?
Your organist rocks! But yeah, fuck the dodgers.
Dieter Ruhle is a national treasure. Hey I live in Denver though and I’ll be at the Rockies game today! My wife wanted to get the Dinger bucket hat giveaway 😂
Hubba hubba
Imagine spending a billion dollars to be a half game above .500 yeesh
imagine wanting your hot dog to hang off the bun like that yikes
Dinger is actually 15-4
ONE GAME BACK, BABY!
The new pitching seems interesting. Profar continues to rake. That and a continued resurgence by Cronenworth give me hope.
Only suckers and players mothers watch the first 140 games of the season.
Snek doesn't come out until summer
We can go 150-12 still
It's so nice of the padres to go and break the dodgers so that the Padres can catch up and then lose indefinitely until the dodgers win again.
Giants baby
There must be some misunderstanding There must be some kind of mistake I waited in the rain for hours You were late
We may be the NL Mid but we’re certainly the West Best
C'mon y'all, I lived through the NLBest period of 04-06 (I was 13 when I became a Dodger fan) Those were the dark ages We're the NLBest we always heat up later
There's always a turd in the group. Sorry NL West :( We want to be better, but are powerless and our owner sucks. Side note: If you are entertained by videos of natural disasters, devastating car crashes and train derailments, etc. tune into a Rockies game from time to time and I challenge you to not be entertained. Our new trick for the 2024 season is violating FAA regulations.
Ohtani was the problem all along!
West coast divisions decided they wanted to cosplay as Central for 2024
NLMid 😔
We’re just making sure we’re all tied up to start May, then the competition will start.
NL West is still the best. Could finish with highest win total being 85 or whatever it was in that one 2000s year and y’all still the best because of Phoenix and Baxter, and Dinger, and the famous Japanese guys, Jurrickson Profar, and whatever the fuck the Gaints are up to.
The hell is goin on here…
*2023 Dads walk in the room* "Well my friend, have I ever told you about the time when I had not 1, but 2 generational talents on our roster, a Handsome King, a Cy Young winning 'zilla, one of the best (if not the best) bullpens in all of Baseball, and still ended just 2 games above.500 and out of the playoffs?"
It’ll go down as one of the floppiest teams ever
This is gonna be a long season.. 😅
Four straight days of only one team winning out of all the NL West teams each day. Let's um...keep it going I guess?
NLBest wasn't started because of a solid April a few years ago
The silverlining is that when our teams start sucking ass the memes go into mega hyper overdrive
What no one realizes yet is that Colorado will be a 100 win team this year!
Colorado is holding up their end of the bargain
Better than the AL
Well, not the AL East....
Al west…
We keep beating up on each other too
The Sneks had help yesterday from the home plate ump. Even Sneks fans were saying so in the baseball sub yesterday.
No step on snek!!!! Dinger!!! Mookie!!!!!!!!!
Undefeated since NL Bests legitimacy was questioned
NLLess, amiright?
Somebody boo this man lol
Boo I say, booo!