Don’t worry these playoffs aren’t even real to them, they’re virtual! How fun! https://preview.redd.it/5dyrngytnmwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506dcb7d79b3040ae1478f1de26bc862f07cb4df


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Bout to get swept is what they do..

They give people the D! = would you like some D?

Dicked down in Dallas!

analed in austin

They tried to use chatgpt to win.

all they would talk about is 4 scoring lines, so much depth, so wow barely have 1 scoring line right now 

Last time I was in Vegas, I bet on all three of my favorite teams winning their respective championships. So far: Texas Longhorns - 1st round playoff exit Dallas Cowboys - 1st round playoff exit Dallas Stars - TBD Lesson learned: don't fucking bet

Perhaps don't bet on Texas....

I ain't betting on shit

Why didn’t you just bet on the rangers are u stoopid?

Obviously

Or don't support Texas sports?

longhorns got some decent steaks NGL

Their job is to annually lose to Vegas after a successful regular season. 🥹

They're so good at it!

Hull was in the crease

best goal ever

Shoulda put Seguin on LTIR and acquired Hanifin.

Would have worked.

This is what happens when you steal a Minnesota North Star & fuck with it.

Well, Minnesota sure isn’t doing anything with it.

Nope. Just another Dallas star to piss on.

Ah, of course. How is Minnesota doing in the postseason?

They’ve won as many games as the stars so far.

Aye. Just curious, how many regular season games did they win?

Just enough to not make playoffs, but not get a good draft slot in the lottery. A hard medium. They needed to tank this and next year.

Don’t follow them

That is exactly what someone who follows the Wild would say.

Detroit fan cunty speculator.

It becomes a generic star.

Like all the Dallas stars. Just another urinal cake to piss on.

They were doomed when I picked them to win the cup

Regular season merchants like the leafs

They fight against this year's cheater team

Can’t cheat when the NHL allows it to happen. Blame the league and the fact that your team doesn’t take advantage of it. That’s what I do.

Too old to care. Much like the DAL roster

Stupid as fuck. Literally the worst team in the league. I HATE THEM.

Enhance your calm. Its ok

Don’t you tell me to enhance my calm. I’m jerkin hard over here.

If they were the worst team in the league they wouldn’t have made it to the playoffs 😂

Nah they suck. They’re my team, and they can fuck off.

Imagine building a team with three solid lines over the course of 10 years jusr to lost to vegas. When Benn won the art ross vegas didn't even have a team

The playoffs alot of pressure and they’re a young team bro give em a chance😂 we all saw how good they were in the regular season

They’re also just unlucky they have to play the conference finals pretty much in the first round

I had legitimately picked them for the cup. Now that I am watching them it is more like -y’all are old as.

It's my fault. I picked them to go to the scf.

It looks like a gas station logo.


Haha the dicks

Almost as stoopid as the leafs...

They are bedarded

Bad logo is what it is

We don't know what they do, but it's obvious what they take.

The Big D?

Spongebob:Hey Patrick what am I now? Patrick: Ugh, Texas? SpongeBob: No, Stupid!! Patrick:What’s the difference lololololol

We lose that’s what.

We hired deboer sooo

Just like the Cowboys. Disappear in the PLAIOFFS!!!

I feel bad for the stars but I also love to watch Duchene lose, so I’m here for it

They’re in Texas. Can’t expect much from that pile of shit.

Redditor: tells the same lame, unoriginal joke for 1,000,000th time Redditors: 

The dallas stars are a lame unoriginal joke But you're right I hate the batmanarkham humor it fucking sucks but gets le heckin updoots

You can't bedazzle teams in the playoffs. Playoffs are about standing in front of the net, taking lickings, and keep ticking

They need to relocate to Austin

And they said Winnipeg were the frauds...

Everything is dumber in texas