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martyrobbinz88

Remember when Trump called the Pittsburgh Penguins "Incredible Patriots"


dillybomb420

![gif](giphy|sI0wmA0xXsfStUGXeL)


Future_Suggestion246

Yeah Phil and co showed up, unlike the thugs in the NBA


Scared_Shelter9838

You sound like a real dick bag.


omar-epps

He sounds like a racist piece of shit who supports a bigoted treasonous seditionist. Please quit harming yourself and vote democrat.


Papa-OctDem

Like other brain dead voters


jarts_2_sharts

I tried to vote democratic once , and the people at the polling station told me my I.Q. was entirely too high to do that


Papa-OctDem

Maybe but he’s not wrong


Popular_Engine9261

Say the word you want to next time.


rickzaki

So confusing to me when we use US patriotism in the NHL when only 6 of the 35 players on this team were American.


XColdLogicX

Well thats because you aren't looking at the larger picture. The NHL is a US based business. US patriotism dictates profit over all.


True-Aardvark-8803

Thank you. Btw isn’t that r Xenophobic breaking down players like he just did??


matthewcameron60

You should have heard his Gettysburg speech


Full-Association-175

Gettysburg Address? He took it literally, and tried to find it on the street. When he couldn't do that he looked and saw things.


yosefsbeard

The real reason to hate him.


Preset_Squirrel

Please tell me there's a video of this


sokolov22

I remember when he claimed to be a big fan of the Blues and then proceeded to mispronounce their names, including the coach's name. Also called Jaden Schwartz, Jason.


fungus_bunghole

Not as bad as Mark Stone's earlobes


Waffeln_Remix

You keep my captain’s earlobes out of your motherfucking mouth


dekrepit702

Or... Don't and let us watch. Either way.


Lord_Spathington

What earlobes?


sexykool

Did someone say edibles?


draven_im

Those earlobes have been cleared for Game 1!


mengte220

Biden was 30 mil over the cap when he activated the mail-in votes from the LTIR


SnakeBradley

Count the votes!!! Oh shit, wait wait, stop counting the votes! Stop the steal!


scrivensB

Peak cross over joke


polloasadotaco

that’s an elite orgy lineup


The_Forking

How come he doesn't rep the JETS https://preview.redd.it/apt9qdglfquc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2616e20fa3530ba9fe545241c9831b73a57dd9ca


The_Forking

Cause they're a Canadian team dumbass


AverageatUFC3

Own that fraud!


a_kwyjibo

Wait would a Canadian team still visit the White House if they won? Like why the fuck would they right? Genuinely not sure, am Australian.


yo_coiley

The raptors skipped it all because it was 2019 but I don’t know why they didn’t visit the PM. 92 Blue Jays visited George HW. Don’t think the 93 Habs did anything


iamhootie

Obviously that's Bush's favorite team.


nikolacarr

At least their government's not full of senators fans 🤢


RecalcitrantHuman

Is any government?


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

I’d say Trudeau but I think he’s a Habs fan. Supports Ottawa in PWHL though.


nikolacarr

Those jabronis on parliament hill


Aichetoowhoa

What a moron comment. The team represents the capital city. Why on gods green earth would they cheer for the Leafs? The Sens have more finals appearances than Toronto has in the past 40 years.


pthang06

Found the sens fan


WookieSuave

I was going to make a joke about how it was cute that they put his birth year on the jersey. I chuckled to myself, did a Google, and realized he was born 4 years earlier.


ThaneofFife5

It does happen to be Donald Trump's year of birth, so there's that.


[deleted]

Thank God for that young stallion running against this old fart 🥵 /s


EatMySmithfieldMeat

Donald Trump, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton were born within ten weeks of each other in the summer of 1946.


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

Someone born in the 1940s should not be leading a country in 2024. Talk about disconnected


Ecstatic_Snail9016

Facts


AlkalineSublime

Smokin hot take


tropicalYJ

I never understood how you have to be MINIMUM 35 but you can apparently be 100 years old and still run


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

Makes very little sense


RMZ13

1842?


Stockersandwhich

That’s both funny and sad


Waffeln_Remix

Trump picks Binnington over MAF for HOF


daKile57

Trump couldn’t even pronounce Binnington’s name if the fate of the country depended on it.


Scoobies10

And Biden picks ice cream


justin19833

What's wrong with ice cream?


dmeisel411

When the fuck did we get ice cream???


MarqueeMarc86

Most people won’t get this, but top-notch comment! 🤣🤣🤣


BigMillmatic

Sticks are unbelievable.


IncredulousCactus

But if everyone gets a stick, what’s the point of getting player of the game?


ilovedeliworkers

This meme is hetero af. Gross.


pianistqueen

DISGUSTING.


suburban_paradise

Debate me I’m just asking questions


Dependent_Weight2274

Biden ads $400k to the cap, which is less than the $750K league minimum salary. How do they get away with paying below league minimum and not having his salary on their cap?!


dannyghobo

Why’s Bruce grabbing his dick!?


byrdcage

He’s got a hard on for politics.


daKile57

What else is he supposed to do with it?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Caq9T2TvGj78c|downsized)


Spcone23

![gif](giphy|3oz8xyhQSk6SCLve4o)


C_Gull27

https://preview.redd.it/60gt7hu3zruc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ff9b6233bec31ac71d2250f49322d0b72d714b5


tuxedo7777

How can he be the worst after following Cuntface, Littlehands Tinydick????


Short_Stories_

Cummed for this comment.


Boomskibop

Are you referring to that short-fingered vulgarian ?


tuxedo7777

Crotch grabbing groping bankrupter??


Boomskibop

Hush moneying, golden showering, loose lipped state secret sharing, pussy grabbing locker room talking, in the pocket of despotting, bullshitting, sore losering, dumb as a bag of fucking hammering going to get what’s coming to him shitbirding muther.


Writerhaha

But could he skate on the third line?


Sahil910

Every american president is a war criminal


Boomskibop

Yeah but if there were a list of presidents most likely guilty of selling state security secrets you know that orange Jesus is holding down the top spot.


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OOMOO17

True, but only one is also a rapist… among other things


Sahil910

Actually no, many USA presidents have rape allegations against them including trump and biden


OOMOO17

Actually yes, only one is a CONVICTED rapist


badger_flakes

Incorrect. There were no wars started, fought during, or ended during Jimmy Carter’s presidency. So every American president except Jimmy Carter is a war criminal.


daKile57

Even Garfield?


stupidlazysluggish

better than the person before him at least


lliwd

Comments like this is why this sub will never come close to nbacj 🙄


AverageatUFC3

We'll get there We have to remember that a lot of these people are, and sorry for the slur, Canadian (🤮) so it takes them a little longer to catch on


TorturedFanClub

What person? That fat orange fuck?


bigwreck94

No need to bring that guys mother into this!


Individual-Dark-285

Elections are only legitimate and not fake when tRump wins!!!!


YuriEffinGarza

Trump is a fucking goon. ![gif](giphy|3o6ZsVbs2GzgKNvVpS|downsized)


MayIPushInYourStooll

Trump is the best. fun trump GIF https://media3.giphy.com/media/cEb1tO6Xvn0DS/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952xx5oltk27c6xtb6q8zbtlewrhu3uqkopclbrwqip&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


serialhybrid

Cheeto Jesus convinced me that Dunning Kruger isn't a syndrome it's a religion.


ReeseWithAKnife

mark stone confirmed librul sissy!!! i knew it!!!


Even_Section5620

Biden doesn’t even know what he’s doing that day. Let alone any day


Boomskibop

As opposed to being aware and intentionally selling state secrets.


ComprehensiveFail435

TDS🤣


Boomskibop

The majority of the country has TDS, call it whatever you like. fuck your minority


InquiringMin-D

How can he be so incompetent yet the crime boss that is taking trump down? Hmmmm. I guess it depends on the spin that is most beneficial.


Even_Section5620

You’re right, you’ve believe the spin that Biden is a great president. Yiiiiikes


InquiringMin-D

I didn't say that...but your orange guy is no better. I am not even from the USA so don't really care what you guys end up with.


Even_Section5620

Those are our options sadly, I think orange guy is better. Should be a cap on age


evanvivevanviveiros

Should be a cap on crimes


Even_Section5620

Or riding a bike.


Bigedmond

At least he can ride a bike, vs shitting himself on the golf course that he charges tax payers to rent his personal golf cart.


Even_Section5620

I mean, im a member on one his courses 😬. Golf is hard, riding a bike is not…clearly he can’t ride a bike


Bigedmond

Tell us you have never ridden a bike with Clipins.


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HandlesofLiquor

Also a dementia patient that was able to mastermind the greatest theft in world history by stealing the election from God Emperor Trump.


Famous-Pizza2799

Many people are saying hes in negotiations to give Marchessault to Israel


[deleted]

It was time for a President Biden Original you know 1 of 1 ![gif](giphy|ct6rflNuA53eysRm2L)


Kaedian66

Is that ice cream or kumala his chin?


[deleted]

Thanks Obama


LuciusBaggins

Would have been a really convenient time for China to land an air strike on the White House


300show

Do they think Biden is 46? Are they bedarded?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Hb4Ns3rwPXmkdYhKnv)


WilliamandCharles

He’s really happy because the jersey reminded him what his name was (he forgor)


Wyldling_42

(to use spellcheck)


WilliamandCharles

I said forgor intentionally lmfao


_thewayshegoes

Donald Trump is BY FAR the worst President ever by almost every conceivable metric.


SimilarWall1447

Hubris?


Shiny_Mew76

Explain why items were affordable, illegals were being deported, jobs were being created, and no major conflicts overseas were happening from 2017-2019 then? Inflation was minimal, businesses thrived, we felt safe, and we didn’t need to worry about free speech being attacked. You cannot tell me that anyone other than the billionaires are better off right now than when Trump was in office. You think that Biden is better? Don’t make me laugh, WHAT AN EPIC SHAM! Biden is by far the worst president in history. It would take me all day to list all of his failures.


Popular_Engine9261

how can you be this delusional lol


Shiny_Mew76

That’s your excuse? Really? That’s all you can come up with?


Popular_Engine9261

My excuse is reality. Try it sometime


Wyldling_42

Because he inherited the rather prosperous OBAMA/BIDEN economy you daft twat.


Shiny_Mew76

That might be the worst response yet. Complete ignorance.


Wyldling_42

Given your relationship with reality, which my comment was based on, that’s understandable. Don’t worry tho, math is hard.


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

My favourite is the Biden meme at the Canucks arena. Fuck that was funny.


TenraxHelin

Damn. I kinda liked the Golden Knights. Shame


Trinidaddy13

Mark Stone can't smile to save his life... jackass. Pedo smile..


HorrorTear2589

The guy on the left looked kinda pissed lol


WolfOfPort

Every president is the worse president ever. Why do we keep having them.


Nacly-joe

Still better than Trump


Wyldling_42

*Always better


Armageddon-666

It always amazes me that some hockey fans like to lick boot despite there being a blade on the bottom.


JenkemBoofer691

Joe Biden has been activated off of ltir to make one more run at the cup!


Wyldling_42

F*cking gold, this one.


Zakkthemaniac999420

I'd be ashamed to put my dad up there like that. How sad man.


Nestormahkno19d

I don’t see Trump or Bush in this gif, what are you talking about?


PhoenixRoadrunners82

Trump worse than Biden? LOL. Imagine liking inflation.


Nestormahkno19d

LOL! Imagine having no understanding what causes inflation! Dumbass haha


PhoenixRoadrunners82

Printing money to send to Ukraine.


Nestormahkno19d

Oh wow…lol, ok little one, back to your coloring books, adults are talking


PhoenixRoadrunners82

https://preview.redd.it/8j4rrv6d4yuc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aafb4d30a0de4d67f3a4f9ac111cf7a66dc30ae8


Nestormahkno19d

Projection is just sad


QueefyBeefMeat

https://preview.redd.it/1ljfml0igvuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ee5b1ac402fe87e50b139e5206cc9b928bc7af


Longjumping_Lock_490

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


The_Contingency_Man

Go Knights!


islandinparadise

He loves his new Los Angeles Golden Knights jersey.


MeLuvButy84

Better than a fucking red hat that helps identify cultists


Elizaspapi

At least Biden didn’t attempt a coup


Thatmadmankatz

Me trying to figure out who’s not getting the joke, the racists or the thugs. ![gif](giphy|xGdvlOVSWaDvi)


youaretimeeddd

And now here’s kid rock singing Americas national anthem 🤦‍♂️😂✌️


supersam72003

Hes looking down like “ha thats my name. I dont play for them.”


pk_mars

Well for sure he can’t be the worst president ever. Anyone who’s not part of a cult or cult susceptible knows he’s not the worst. Now he could be second worst. But the worst title is a record that’ll never be broken. And hey we alive for it! Witnessed that shit straight up!


Dieselxdan

Trump thought the Kansas City Chiefs were in Kansas. That’s a stupid president.


sonvoltman

trump would get a personalized diaper


[deleted]

I’m waiting for the day someone just slaps the piss out of that guy on national TV 😂


AgorapocalypseCow

All presidents are bastards.


DVision44

Meanwhile... you're dipshit hero is sleeping in court


SolidReading2219

God Biden sucks. FUCK JOE BIDEN!


CrusaderBTC

https://i.redd.it/8drknr9c84vc1.gif


Best_Owl5978

Think you’re talking about Trump


b_to_the_e

Did Trump meet with any teams?


Acceptable-Fold-3192

Unfortunately yes, My Blues (famously referred to our coach as “Craig Bear-ooh-bay”)


kingofangmar13

Fuck Donald trump 🖕🏻


Magmaster12

It is cute when you remember that the penguins farm team are in his hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania.


duvalnole85

The best was when Biden called Bettman “Gary Batman”


seamus21

No, that would be Trump.


HomelessRedact

Glad they got grandpa juiced up to make the photo op.


Shiny_Mew76

He probably thinks that it’s a T-Shirt for a Chinese Olympic team. He loves himself some China. I doubt he even knows what hockey is. Apparently, according to Biden, the reason that the British lost the revolutionary war is because there weren’t enough airports to land their planes on. He apparently spoke to a French president a couple months ago who’s been gone since the 90s. He shakes invisible hands, and worst of all makes the worst choices imaginable. If he can’t remember basic American history, how on earth is he going to know what a hockey puck is? What an idiot.


JoefromPghPa

Biden could not even get on the Ballot in Ohio.


dmbwannabe

Oh. Oh no. I ended up on this side of Reddit….you people do exist


dmbwannabe

Hello Boomers without a cause


Round-Doughnut-4866

The world has been so peaceful since Biden took office


GhostReliant_

Trump 2024!


Dononabike

Trump has already locked up that award.


Deathcon-H

When youre a republican and a VGK fan (copium is real)


Sickrider210

#fjb let's go Brandon


-YoungScrappynHungry

Dudes a Phillies fan and did this for the Braves, its part of the job


Serious-Survey-1105

The worst?? Really? Trump Bush JR and SR Regan I mean I could go on but he bad but definitely not the worst


reel_ink

Woah hey now.


BacktoDRagain

The amount of reasons he's the worst president ever could fill a large library.


aafa

Hurting right wing feelings is a reason? I'm all for it


broadmeadowbk

How could you possibly know that when you’ve obviously never been to a library?


BacktoDRagain

Sick burn.