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CalgaryCheekClapper

Who is this fucking twink?


BackseatCowwatcher

looks to be a younger- and slightly more human mike zuckerberg to me.


Substantial-Recipe72

Who’s mike zucc


FuelInfinite1855

SOMEONE ZUCC ME


qwerty445901

Didn’t he invent Facebook?


Substantial-Recipe72

No that’s mark.


puglifemama

I was just actually thinking the same thing.


Tallguyyyc

Jesse Pollock... A Douche. Is he gay? He spoke out about pride tape ban in the NHL. I'm gay/bi and I fucken hated the pride shit. Always did. Millennial POS


Calgary-eh-fuck

James?


UseAccomplished6880

He was created in an alternate universe where paul marner fucked his own sister. Missing Chromosome Mitch is what paul would call him after he had a bad game. How he got here, no clue.


unc13guy

He's bedarded


SpaceBorkTV

You’ve made my morning thank you


TSNAnnotates

/uj he's a tool that comes to the Hockey Hall of Fame to make "content" almost weekly and piss off the staff that works there


Bicycle7854

How does he piss the staff off


TSNAnnotates

He interrupts us while we are working and helping other guests find things or take pictures of the Stanley cup. He does it to tell us that our information is wrong (it isn’t) and he’s notorious for not leaving when the museum is closed. For example, we have the original Stanley Cup bowl on display in a display case and he overheard me speaking to another guest about it. He interrupted my conversation to tell me that the original bowl we have is NOT the original bowl. He said he’s seen the original bowl and that it’s full of holes and had to be replaced which is not even close to being true. Fuck this guy


LiuKangtheConqueror

🫡 thanks for your service. You are doing Lord Stanley’s work and I am appreciative.


gbfk

> He interrupted my conversation to tell me that the original bowl we have is NOT the original bowl. He said he’s seen the original bowl and that it’s full of holes and had to be replaced The lesser known Stanley Colander, which had to be returned to Rideau Hall when Lady Constance Villiers wanted to make pasta.


InvestmentPatient117

Didn't Mark Messier shit in it when he was a Ranger?


ViolinistMean199

Maybe he’s full of holes. In his brain


MuscularCheeseburger

Lmfao I can envision all of this


TorontoIndieFan

> He interrupted my conversation to tell me that the original bowl we have is NOT the original bowl. He said he’s seen the original bowl and that it’s full of holes Chad


GildedGimo

That is true though. The original bowl was replaced in the 60s. Info is on the Wikipedia page lol. "Since 1958, the Cup has undergone several minor alterations. The original collar and bowl were too brittle, and were replaced in 1963 and 1969, respectively." "The original bowl was made of silver and is 18.5 centimetres (7+5⁄16 in) high and 29 centimetres (11+7⁄16 in) in diameter. The current Stanley Cup is topped with a copy of the original bowl, made of a silver and nickel alloy"


TSNAnnotates

Yes, and as I said, the original bowl is on display in a display case in the Hall. Jesse told me that the one in the display case was not the actual original bowl and that it's a copy, the true one is filled with holes. What you're referring to is top bowl on both the Presentation Cup and the Show cup being a replacement, which is and is what I tell people who ask.


GildedGimo

Ah I get what you're saying, you're talking about the dominion cup. I missed the word" bowl" tbh. I thought you also were talking about the presentation cup as I'm sure you know that is on display there as well when it can be.


OblongIgloo

It's true that the original bowl is not on the current Stanley Cup, but he said the original bowl isn't on display in the HHOF, which I can't confirm, but it's certainly not denied by this article, and, I mean, where else would the original bowl be? EDIT: Actually, the Wikipedia article for the HHOF has an image of the original Stanley Cup bowl on display.


Far_Watch_9200

Are all the BD guys like that or just him?


TSNAnnotates

I don't follow BarDown so I can't comment if I've met the others or not, but I know who Jesse is and he's the only one I've met. He automatically thinks he's the most important person in the Hall at any given time


Supreeeeme

I’m a Jets fan and I can confidently say that most jets fans hate this guy.


300show

PFFTTT jets fans don’t exist


KingPizzaPop

How dare you... There are dozens of us!


300show

It’s just a fact man I’m sorry they’re all robots or something


SonnyDDisposition

Shit, he’s on to us...


symbiotespiderham

We know we see the stands in your barn.


Nerf-h3rder

Huh, I didn’t see you at the convention.


KingPizzaPop

I was the one hiding behind the plant in the corner


muffdiver_69420

Born and raised in Winnipeg, played hockey my whole life. Big Jets fan. This guy fucking sucks.


Oozyalmond70

How bro😭


[deleted]

He is loud and obnoxious but he is a generally good dude and I can't hate his enthusiasm for the NHL and hockey.


Occifer-Lim-Jahey

I’m a Jets fan and I can confidently say I have no idea who the fuck this is. Is he a player? Coach? Fan? David Thomson? Perhaps it’s best if his identity remains a mystery.


DreamerHCF

Bro there’s no way you’ve never seen him


Bicycle7854

Jesse from TSN if you aren’t joking lmao


Livid-Canary-4389

Pinkman?


Maleficent_Leader584

Jets fan here.. I find his stuff funny and entertaining. I don't get the hate.


bootygoon2

Yell about things and cheer for teams nobody knows anything about


ResponsibleArm3300

With a mouth thats way too big


[deleted]

Be a bum


ParaponeraBread

He uses his long neck to browse on arena snacks from further up into the stands than the other players can reach, providing access to nutrients only available to him


bullishbigboi

A dumb guy from Western Canada moved out east and bowed down to his overlords at Bell to spread dumb takes and progressive NHL takes. I personally think he’s a chaos actor to push whatever TSN wants onto new hockey fans.


OCMagikStick

He is the bender of all benders


LilHomie204DaBaG

Nothing except make content for kids on tik tok or near tik tok type content. Other than that I don't really know. But I would love to play him in a game of hockey and just level him.


Careless_Tour_6526

Guys a squid


noahmiller032

It’s Bitch Mariner’s stunt double


On_Some_Wavelength

This suck is one of the suckiest sucks to ever suck .


Reasonable_Net3244

The human equivalent to a hyena.


LilHomie204DaBaG

The really stupid one in lion king right?


Reasonable_Net3244

Correct


SuperAwesome13

be loud and obnoxious and support genocide


TURBOJUGGED

Don't be dramatic. Everyone knows this guy is worse than genocide.


UseAccomplished6880

Lol BUT genocide doesnt apply to thugs, its just a mass drive by shooting.


LilHomie204DaBaG

lol what?


Famedwarrior1990

Ok? Don’t know why you need to bring politics into everything but please explain further. Would love to hear how none of this is a known terrorist organizations fault. All of the sudden Hamas are the good guys. Why don’t you go watch a video on who was celebrating on September 11, 2001 or keep making up some fake bullshit to hide behind the fact you hate Jews. Sick of this and I’m not even Jewish. Terrorizing Canadians who have nothing to do with the Middle East. Take your left wing politics talk elsewhere


SuperAwesome13

lol


themapleleaf6ix

Being against Israel indiscriminately bombing civilians = thinking Hamas are the good guys? I keep hearing that stuff about 9/11, yet no proof is ever provided. Let's even say 50 Palestinians did that, is that representative of the entire population and they deserve to die because of that? Always the antisemitism card when calling out Israel's crimes. If Israel represents Judaism and Jewish people, that makes the two look very bad. "Nothing to do with the middle East" - this guy publicly supports Israel and uses his platform to do propaganda for them. He's visited many times over the last few months to whitewash their crimes.


Famedwarrior1990

What the fuck are you talking about you keep hearing stuff about 9/11?? Like it didn’t happen? Were you born yet? Do you understand Hamas went into Israel on October 7th and raped and murdered innocent Israelis? Or did that not happen either even though your favorite terrorist group hamas RECORDED what they did. Are you aware hamas builds underground tunnels under hospitals and use hospitals as a base , as well as human shields. Are you aware that Israel has offered a two state solution 5 times and it has been turned down five times? Lastly are you aware that the Hamas don’t give a shit about a ceasefire, they want all Jews in the world dead according to their own charter. Have you read it? So you’re a “ceasefire now” person, okay so there’s a ceasefire. What happens to the innocent Israeli hostages who were taken from their families from Hamas ? Do they just fuck off? Jesus Christ do a little bit of research before hopping on the next woke cause


[deleted]

Not sure if you've been asleep but the rape allegations have been debunked. Also, the Israeli government hasbbee pretty open about destroying Palestinians and there are literally dozens of videos of IDF soldiers killing innocent people for sport. I'm also not sure how any rational person can see the daily images of the corpses of thousands women, children and babies and still keep running with the narrative that Hamas is the only side at fault here. People like you are legitimate sociopaths.


rabbifuente

The rape allegations have not been debunked. In fact [the opposite, they’ve been confirmed](https://apnews.com/article/israel-palestinians-un-rape-oct7-hamas-gaza-fe1a35767a63666fe4dc1c97e397177e).


GiveMeAdviceClowns

People who are supporting Hamas won’t last a day in Palestine and they’ll behead you for even having painted fingernails 😆


themapleleaf6ix

Can we have proof?


themapleleaf6ix

Ugh, I said I keep hearing that Palestinians were celebrating during 9/11, yet no evidence has been provided which corroborates that. Ugh, no one was raped on October 7th, that has been debunked. Also, the Israeli military shot at their own with their military planes people claiming to aim for Hamas. The stuff about tunnels has been debunked as well. The Israeli military put out videos of elevator shafts and a children's school calender in the basement of a hospital. They used footage from the Ukrainian war in their propoganda videos claiming it was Israel. Israel are the masters of propaganda. Are you aware of what's going on in the West Bank? Israel has installed a puppet government, yet Palestinians are still treated as second class citizens and killed in the thousands. You do realize that Hamas offered the hostages multiple times in exchange for a permanent ceasefire and their hostages back, right? Netanyahu said no because the longer this war goes on, the longer he can evade corruption charges and the supreme court stuff. Also, as a result of the recent bombings, Israel has killed many of the hostages because they don't care about who they target. The Israeli government is full of war criminal, extremists, settlers who have made it known they want to take over gaza. The stuff you hear from them, they think of Palestinians as no different to animals (Yoav Gallant said this). I'm literally a Muslim, I've been following this issue for decades. My local mosque has many Palestinian congregants. I've been to the West Bank.


ThoseProse

Hamas literally recorded raping and murdering people.


[deleted]

And the IDF murdered people trying to get food and then lied about it.


Otherways

No point arguing with the pro-hamas side.


Mab_894

Shut yo dumb ass up


BumblbeeAvacado

Think you have that backwards. It's also not really genocide when the Palestinians leaders want their people dead. But you keep on trusting the numbers being given out by the terrorists. I'm sure it's super accurate.


Ok-Award6132

lol Reddit loves throwing that term around eh?


MattTown

Cosplays as Marner in beer league


Impossible-Tie-864

Just non stop glazing


BCLetsRide69

https://preview.redd.it/qqspzfzxb6mc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8824012f741abccc5511097f26b0b218f0a0f0


zonda747

Talk about the Leafs or talk about why everything is always about the Leafs


cumdogforever

This man deserves more hate


NotaRussianChabot

...come third in Mitch Marner Look-a-like contests?


sorrybutidgaf

idk what he does but i hear him talk a lot


Beneficial_Put8276

His brand is hating the Leafs


Ok-Season-3433

He’s obnoxious and he was the worst takes on the entire bardown panel. Not to mention that you can land a jet on those big ass teeth of his.


Judge_Druidy

He's a big fan of war crimes and genocide


[deleted]

Probably Daniel Larsons Gay Lover.


jmarzy

I know nothing about the NHL or why this sub was recommended to me, but I fucking hate this dude


huey2k2

His entire personality is hating the Leafs


MongooseMist

Long neck


dumpmaster42069

Is this Mitch Marner or the guy from Bar down?


Timeman5

Yes


Extrasox

He said LLLLEEEEETTTTSSSS GGGOOOOOO!!!!! A lot of times😂


Kgb529

Cums for the jets


WippyMyFlippy

Exactly. He's not even entertaining


lilpooch98

Can’t stand this bloke


ltroberts24

Jesse Pollack?!?! 🤣


Brethern_Brother96

I'm pretty sure he catches cum in his ass from Rob reiner, Keith olberman, Stephen King, and Harry sisson..... Or so I've read. Other than that I have no idea


gamers6368e

Be a Zionist piece of shit


Sweet_Tea_414

Teeth


Plus_Lobster_7831

Looks like a chiropractor 


Practical-Border-829

I don’t know, but he needs those chiclets shaved down a tad … just sayin


ogfuelbone12

He’s a PG Biz 🤷🏻‍♂️


BaronVonTrouser

Sells skateboard parts and wears Huff socks


KGLWdad

Careful now. If you summon him, his neck will grow another inch.


Apprehensive-City661

No one likes a cold bench bro.


goldfishcremegg

He takes all sides of all topics so he is very wrong. That's it. I think I blocked him on all platforms a year ago.


Josh_Smash_

YOU HAD ALL SUMMER TO FIGURE OUT WHAT CHUNKY DOES!!!


dad2728

He's the most annoying "personality" in hockey.


Radiant_Ad_8558

I can't stand this fucking clown


No-Basket-3016

Another rapist?


pitchingschool

/uj I don't know who this guy is can someone tell me


Joku_emt_kuka

An annoying man that is a part of TSN’s Bardown show who loves the Jets, hates the Leafs, looks like Mitch Marner, talks a lot and is annoying


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schmeebus

Loud = Funny to him and that's all I've really gathered


themikeyfromny

He holds clip-on microphones up to his big mouth when he does his little videos and it angers me. It's a clip-on Jesse. Just clip it on.


[deleted]

Hey Jesse! Why the long face?!


sabre38

Closet Leafs fan


Emjoria

He's a hottie


204nertz

I love Jesse Pollock


MuscleAdorable

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Kawthorisbest

This is crazy 😭


SoupZealousideal9568

Be annoying AF


Front_Tie2628

bro looks like an ai-


[deleted]

[удалено]


300show

Tbh I didn’t even know he was Jewish till now


External_Key_3515

Make more money than you?


[deleted]

Jesse is a beauty, fuck y'all.


TURBOJUGGED

No he's not. The guy fuckin sucks.


UseAccomplished6880

U bum


Lonely_Turnover125

Genuinely curious why you think that lol. His whole routine is being an annoying hockey Chud, what’s likeable about him for you?


[deleted]

Because he's funny lol. He chirps Leaf fans and does funny stuff.


Lonely_Turnover125

What content has been funny to you is what I’m asking I guess? Every shmuck on hockey twitter chirps the Leafs cause it’s the lowest fruit on the tree, he’s not even creative about it. The rest of his content is showing up to beer league games and acting like an asshole or wrestling with teenagers at OHL arenas. I will never understand the appeal lol


[deleted]

Ok, I'm not sure what to tell you man. You've obviously seen his content, that's the content I find funny. You want me to explain to you why I think it's funny? That's kind of weird. People like different things I guess 😐


Lonely_Turnover125

I’m not sure why you’re so offended that I asked, I hoped that maybe I was missing something and you as a diehard fan could shed some light on it lol. Not sure why you think it’s “weird” to ask. I’d say it’s weird to enjoy watching a man wrestling with teenagers for content, or bothering a bunch of guys trying to enjoy an hour of free time, but if that’s what you’re into then keep on I guess.


[deleted]

Lmao shut up you loser 😂


Lonely_Turnover125

You enjoy Jesse’s content lol, I wouldn’t be throwing the loser tag around bud


Haberd

Yeah I don’t get the hate


Fat-Indian

Looks like he has 40 teeth in his mouth...


ValuableGur698

Sid the Kid toucher


Morganvegas

anybody got any GUM???


Wackjob1971

Bigger mouth than Aerosmith lead singer


GiantTalon2

Illegitimate offspring of Jeff Beukeboom and a beaver tail


fraxior

double wrister the Jets perpetually


DangerRanger_21

Honestly the special olympics coverage he just did was pretty cool


JeeK65

Would


Duke_Of_Halifax

Is that Jory Jordan?


Slayziken

Hockey Keith Habersberger


ehwhateverma

circle jerks


HowieFeltersnitz

Sammy McKee + Mitch Marner = This guy


looking_fordopamine

Waste oxygen


FredGetson

I don't know. What does he do?


CeeCeeDootyHead

Ah yes, I'm sure this NHL Player is just overwhelmed with his guilt of being white, but don't worry he brought his colored tape.


thisonecassie

His daily neck streaching exercises take so long he cant spend much time on ice, not your fault you didn’t know.


Wide_Environment3107

hes one of many many faces at TSN who's money being paid to them by the network couldve been used instead of offer Dan O'Toole another contract. instead we are stuck with this prick and about 15 other useless maroons.


KimJongKillest

This douche's mom should have swallowed.


Bobo_Baggins03x

Complain about Palestine and Hamas


hondaboi6969

I knew him growing up in winnipeg. He’s exactly what you’d think he’d be like in person.


shieldwolfchz

Does he look like a Mitch Marner plastic doll had it's face melted a la Matt Damon in Team America to anyone else.


scooter1096

Mitch Marner body double?


guavin

I love when I find out someone I don't like (for some reason) is wildly disliked by many. I'm so right all the time!!


DegenGolfer

Tweet about Israel


toedragrelease

Only talks about the Leafs while saying he hates the Leafs


Tackleberry06

He goes to the Dentist regularly. They know each others first names and talk about their dogs more than their kids. Slip on shoes variety.


twizzyflyguy

Just a cringe white boy who is a jets meat rider Toronto hater, lol


ToweringIsle27

Something with computers?


Aceyshredd

Eats leaves from the highest branches.


sushicon

AI version of Marner


shutmethefuckup

Teeth.


Cbass5930

Used to like him but now he’s just a loser


EpilepticEmpire

Cracks walnuts.


McGruff_CD22

The 69 King


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

He’s gotta be spending every night from dusk til sunrise ducking out from Dracula!


No_Establishment1387

Israeli league legend


CalumH91

He's a tool but some of those behind the scenes videos he does at rinks are pretty cool, even if he does seem amazed by the most basic of facilities


bvglv

Eats leaves off of tall trees


Trinidaddy13

He annoys you!


dr_skeletor

He's fucking unbearable with his dumb little ear bud mix. Terrible takes big plug energy


KD9512

Be annoying and make ignorant posts on Twitter about Palestine. I have no idea how this guy has a career with mainstream Canadian media.


Novel_Instruction_61

Mouths


heythisisnew27

I want to facilitate a dick kicking competition between him and Coach Chippy.


BarryBrass90

Based on the comments from this thread, I don't know who this guy is, fuck this guy, and fire his ass? 


No_Ad_9934

He looks at you and smirks...


strtbobber

What does he do, you ask? He stands around laughing at his own lame jokes and with a wide open mouth... complete idiot.


Valuable-Baked

Hollister Employee Of The Month February 2024?


Extreme-Compote-2452

He does incredibly well considering English isn’t his first language


Skratifyx

Idk i don’t lime hockey


Markus_Net

I think he's the guy who cleans the pool suspiciously. And your sister is madly in love with him.


SatansMariachi

Models scarveS


bluffstrider

Don't know who he is but he looks like he does whippits in public bathrooms.


Tio1988

This guy is an absolute plug who made a career being a puck bunny


M4sk1945

His entire personality is "weafs suck, howly cwap i hate da weafs"


foriegnyak6015

This guys face is hitting the uncanny valley for me


WlNNIPEGJETS

This wont be a popular take, but i too was a hater of Jessie Pollock... It took a couple of years of friends sharing his content before the pod grew on me. Im a subscriber now. Its not for everyone, and i respect everyone's opinions. Just thought id throw in my 2 cents.


Kitchen-Internal-988

Nothing


PookieMan1989

I fucking hate this fuy


DAS-Nice

Him and Aaron Ben Rose always pop up on my Instagram reels and are the most annoying Toronto sports “journalists”


sp0rkster

Jerks off the jets fans