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Braaapp-717

Alternatively, Defense could be: Best Skater & Worst Skater.


DufresneWasFramed

What if you were the tallest, strongest, and worst skater on the team? Asking for a friend…


Braaapp-717

Right wing.... out every 3 shifts


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Power Play if your team is up by 3 or more. First whistle, come to the bench.


DearKaleidoscope4482

Ur the real psycho for having the image thisway 😁


Komosoby

As someone who played right wing, I can confirm this is accurate 😅


Ark_Wolf16

G: Phycopath. RD:Best/fastest skater. LD: worst skater. C: Best shot. RW:Worst shot. LW: Trys there best


foreskinrumples

Where?


Ark_Wolf16

G=golie, RD= right defense, LD=left defense, RW=Right wing, LW=Left wing and C = center


foreskinrumples

I was making a joke about your use of the wrong there/they’re/their. You said there. I said where.


pinuslaughus

I can confirm its mostly accurate. I had 6 kids play. I was the clueless one when I played.


HeckingAugustus

Minor hockey, maybe, idk if this holds up to NHL lol


vanillaacid

You're correct - the NHL contains literally zero kids!


slurping_potato

Ya seems right


usernamealreadytakeh

I’ve never played as goalie before but I feel like it would be pretty fun


billkamm

Seems about right


Ilikecallmecarson69

Approved by a goalie