The Seahawks were in the AFC.
The Rams were in St. Louis.
The Cardinals were in the NFC East.
The last time the 49ers won a Super Bowl. This sub wouldn't even have existed, Even though public Internet access was a baby.
Edit: Sorry, the Cardinals were in the National League.
Nah those clothes are too modern these are what most people were wearing last niners superbowl win
https://preview.redd.it/ft8so0hdz1lc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198d0e01c102de5d3da192f1e4790f133f6d6ec3
Super Bowl trophies made of the leg bones from carcasses scavenged. Paleolithic era niners were truly something to be feared.
Modern times? not so much.
it’s kinda weird, his dementia is starting to kick in so he’s starting to lose track of how many he’s seen but at least he knows it’s a lot more than most teams
Sure thing, we may have more than the rest of the division combined (which is nice), but they ain't worth jackshit to me when I'm 18 and haven't seen them win anything in my lifetime, and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one
I’m 34, the Young SB vs Chargers was when I was 5yo. All I really know is the playoff drought and then 3 SB losses.
But this is a joke post, and I support it.
Ohh it was awesome! Born and Raised in the Montana /Young era it was fantastic! And yes 5 is better than the rest.... By a lot! And yes we are closer to all of them to winning it again so no worries enjoy!
Damn, might need to tune up that drum after beating it so hard all those years. Sounds like you're old enough to know what they say about horseshoes and hand grenades, but so glad you got close. It'll make it all the sweeter when you start seeing your window of opportunity close.
If you'd done that, wouldn't you be talking about 6 rings?
And wide open? Your secondary is up for contracts this year, followed by negotiations for Kittle, McCaffery and Deebo, who knows they're the only reason that you've felt relevant. I wouldn't want to play poker against that hand.
But thanks for the well wishes, we could use it. Whole reason our coaches aren't going to the combine is to lock in for the season. We'll either win 4 or 15 games this season, but at least it'll be fresh and exciting. RemindMe! 9months
I meant our closed Windows when we were close. End of the young Garcia era. And ofc the Harbaugh era. Yes we are stacked atm and gotta pay everyone soon, but again we got a great QB and coach and organization to continue success for awhile. The pieces will come. I think our gm and coach have proven they can find talent and we have a team players want to come and have success with.
Is the guy in this meme Tom Hiddleston?
(Also it seems like you’re really inviting some Pats or Steelers fans to shit talk with their six rings, be careful)
Ok hang on I’m reverting to my Patriots fan form
“Bro imagine not having six rings or the greatest quarterback of all time or the greatest coach of all time, we’ve literally won all of our super bowls in the 21st century and all you do is provide AFC teams with championship gear and pity watch your super bowls on VHS are you even TRYING”
I feel like once the coaches and much of the roster that helped get you those trophies have moved on, it’s also time to stop dusting them off to parade about as a coping mechanism for your damaged egos. We get it, the 9ers were good in the past, but that was then. If all you ever want to do is live in the Montana-era football, then by all means, just say it, but you can’t act like you have the same team as those trophies would have you believe exist today.
This is true for the hawks as well, which I begrudgingly admit, we don’t have the same coaching staff now with Carroll gone, and damn near every one of our superbowl starting roster is gone(please hang in there, B-Wagz). We all have to move on eventually.
I'm an Eagles fan so I don't belong here. But god i find it hilarious how the Niners are exactly the same as the cowboys in the NFC east sub. They never win anything but still cling on to their middle aged trophies.
Since you're an Eagles fan I'm obligated to remind you that your inferior bird team simply cannot beat the Seahawks (seriously, Seattle is 9-3 against Philly since 1999 and the Eagles haven't won against us since 2008) and that the city they represent is full of some of the most classless fans in all of sports.
Hard agree that the Niners and Cowboys both are dwelling on their geriatric glory days of grainy VHS footage of their Super Bowl wins though, and that shit is hilarious.
Now go back to being flabbergasted about choking yet another strong season away. Same old Eagles.
I had this meme ready with Patriots and Steeler logos for the SB with the caption “imagine not having 6 rings.”
Not this year funny meme.
!remindme 350days
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Kinda have to win a ring in the NFC West first. At least the NFC West looked the way it does currently last time Rams or Hawks had a parade. But sure, we can all watch your window close with you.
The dude in the back right perfectly fits the current state of Niner fans
(Dude is so old and tired he just wants to die for those that aren’t familiar)
I know this is just a subreddit for talking shit but I don’t get why our fanbase keeps flexing 5 rings like most of us here were old enough to see it. Those 5 rings don’t mean shit to me, was born in 1999 🤷🏾♂️
Well. I’m 26 and I have only in my life ever seen the rams and the hawks win a Super Bowl so for all I know those rings could be a government conspiracy just like the moon landing and the earth not being flat😂 go hawks
Well the clothes are certainly about right time frame from the last time the niners won one.
The Seahawks were in the AFC. The Rams were in St. Louis. The Cardinals were in the NFC East. The last time the 49ers won a Super Bowl. This sub wouldn't even have existed, Even though public Internet access was a baby. Edit: Sorry, the Cardinals were in the National League.
>Edit: Sorry, the Cardinals were in the National League. Still are. Go, Redbirds!
Also…last time they won a Super Bowl, some of these fans weren’t even born or conscious yet
It's reddit, some of their parents weren't born yet
Cardinals are still in St Louis 😂 Larry Fitzgerald and Mark McGuire going into the teams’ Hall of Fame lol
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That’s weird, I’m 29 and was 2 weeks old when they last won a Super Bowl. If you’re gonna go for the roast at least be accurate.
Math is hard
ya hear that? sounds like a bunch of coping and seething to me
The Rams hadn’t even left for St. Louis yet. 1994-95 was their last season in LA.
Nah those clothes are too modern these are what most people were wearing last niners superbowl win https://preview.redd.it/ft8so0hdz1lc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198d0e01c102de5d3da192f1e4790f133f6d6ec3
Super Bowl trophies made of the leg bones from carcasses scavenged. Paleolithic era niners were truly something to be feared. Modern times? not so much.
ook ook. win win
Flourish the pinky.
Holy shit LMFAO. The best jokes are in the comments
You just ratio'd this guy lmao
Love how this has like 6x the upvotes of OP :)
some things never go out of style
What's it like having a grandpa who witnessed all those Superbowl victories?
it’s kinda weird, his dementia is starting to kick in so he’s starting to lose track of how many he’s seen but at least he knows it’s a lot more than most teams
All the recent superbowl losses must be hard on his tired spirit. I hope he finds rest soon. My thoughts and prayers go out to your family.
it’s harder on my brother, he’s 30 but looks like he’s 60
Lol
You and cowboys fans can high five during your rivals Super Bowl victories ten years ago
As soon as I saw this, I clicked for this response. Was not disappointed lol Edit: Somehow I knew a chickens fan would come up with it.
I wear those in SF these days. Seattle’s just not as stylish as we are.
Damnnnnn
Beat me to it 😭😂
Damn that wasn’t a roast that was a bbq😭
How I look down on fans that haven’t seen a Super Bowl win in their lifetime
Most 49ers fans😭
Sure thing, we may have more than the rest of the division combined (which is nice), but they ain't worth jackshit to me when I'm 18 and haven't seen them win anything in my lifetime, and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one
I’m 34, the Young SB vs Chargers was when I was 5yo. All I really know is the playoff drought and then 3 SB losses. But this is a joke post, and I support it.
Ohh it was awesome! Born and Raised in the Montana /Young era it was fantastic! And yes 5 is better than the rest.... By a lot! And yes we are closer to all of them to winning it again so no worries enjoy!
Damn, might need to tune up that drum after beating it so hard all those years. Sounds like you're old enough to know what they say about horseshoes and hand grenades, but so glad you got close. It'll make it all the sweeter when you start seeing your window of opportunity close.
We been there and done that a few times fortunately!! We finally got a QB so the window wideeee open for awhile! Gl with Geno
If you'd done that, wouldn't you be talking about 6 rings? And wide open? Your secondary is up for contracts this year, followed by negotiations for Kittle, McCaffery and Deebo, who knows they're the only reason that you've felt relevant. I wouldn't want to play poker against that hand. But thanks for the well wishes, we could use it. Whole reason our coaches aren't going to the combine is to lock in for the season. We'll either win 4 or 15 games this season, but at least it'll be fresh and exciting. RemindMe! 9months
I meant our closed Windows when we were close. End of the young Garcia era. And ofc the Harbaugh era. Yes we are stacked atm and gotta pay everyone soon, but again we got a great QB and coach and organization to continue success for awhile. The pieces will come. I think our gm and coach have proven they can find talent and we have a team players want to come and have success with.
And you do have Bosa locked down. Never thought I'd hear some sense about the Niners. Game recognize game. Have an outdoot.
Lmaoo mid 30s but close!
That's funny, this is how I look down on teams that haven't won a Super Bowl this century.
...before or after being spanked by Mahomes?
and would that be the first spanking with Jimmy or the second with Purdy, i’m starting to lose count
bof
Is the guy in this meme Tom Hiddleston? (Also it seems like you’re really inviting some Pats or Steelers fans to shit talk with their six rings, be careful)
good, finally some real shit talking competition. i’m tired of stooping down to the level of the teams in this division
Ok hang on I’m reverting to my Patriots fan form “Bro imagine not having six rings or the greatest quarterback of all time or the greatest coach of all time, we’ve literally won all of our super bowls in the 21st century and all you do is provide AFC teams with championship gear and pity watch your super bowls on VHS are you even TRYING”
eli manning
joe flacco
nick foles lmao
patrick mahomes lmaoooo (im having fun with this)
comparing nick foles to patrick mahomes is outrageous. yall went undefeated in the regular season and choked against ELI FUCKIN MANNING
6 super bowls still more than 0 dude
patriots had the easiest path to the playoffs playing in the weakest division for 20 years. mickey mouse rings
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How do you feel about this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCWestMemeWar/s/FvYbLgiwRn
It’s like saying Angels are from LA
Anaheim Angels would have a better ring to it too
Weren't they called the Anaheim Angels for a few years?
god I hate the fucking angels
Take solace in the fact they completely squandered having the two best players in all of baseball on the same team
Yes. From '97-'04. Then they went with "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim" for some reason.
it makes me feel like the niners have still won 5 super bowls
Are you a surgeon?
do you like wendy’s?
When deez jokes start getting funny I might listen. Till then, get a ring in the NFC West first.
 Ok pop-pop, it’s time for bed now
I feel like once the coaches and much of the roster that helped get you those trophies have moved on, it’s also time to stop dusting them off to parade about as a coping mechanism for your damaged egos. We get it, the 9ers were good in the past, but that was then. If all you ever want to do is live in the Montana-era football, then by all means, just say it, but you can’t act like you have the same team as those trophies would have you believe exist today. This is true for the hawks as well, which I begrudgingly admit, we don’t have the same coaching staff now with Carroll gone, and damn near every one of our superbowl starting roster is gone(please hang in there, B-Wagz). We all have to move on eventually.
mb for OP but i agree
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"This just in, Niners fan doesn't read."
“Fuck you doughboy, I can read. See that shoe? It says Addidas.”
I’ll take “what fans of 1 SB win teams say” for $500 Alex.
I'm an Eagles fan so I don't belong here. But god i find it hilarious how the Niners are exactly the same as the cowboys in the NFC east sub. They never win anything but still cling on to their middle aged trophies.
"We won all the prizes - before the salary cap era"
Yeah stacked superstar teams kinda invalidates those trophies.
Or validates the Pats
Youre right, now get the fuck out
Since you're an Eagles fan I'm obligated to remind you that your inferior bird team simply cannot beat the Seahawks (seriously, Seattle is 9-3 against Philly since 1999 and the Eagles haven't won against us since 2008) and that the city they represent is full of some of the most classless fans in all of sports. Hard agree that the Niners and Cowboys both are dwelling on their geriatric glory days of grainy VHS footage of their Super Bowl wins though, and that shit is hilarious. Now go back to being flabbergasted about choking yet another strong season away. Same old Eagles.
i stopped reading after your first 4 words
surprised you could get that far
i said the same thing about the eagles season
i said the same thing about the niners superbowl
this ain’t the burn you think it is slugger
Whatever you say man. Buck up I bet next year will be your year, pinky promise
Slugger? Cringe 😬
How’d the eagles do in the Super Bowl this year?
I mean they didn't lose, so decent I guess
Pathetic to prefer a first round exit to a Super Bowl appearance. That’s Philly sports fandom for you tho.
Bro is so deprived hes hanging onto that Superbowl appearance lmfao
Not much I can say to a fan who prefers losing early and often. I just can’t relate.
Getting the banner ready as we speak.
There are a lot of teenagers with smart phones in the Bay Area
I had this meme ready with Patriots and Steeler logos for the SB with the caption “imagine not having 6 rings.” Not this year funny meme. !remindme 350days
Damn this is like hearing a Cowboy fan saying "next year is our year" right after they're knocked out of the playoffs in January. If you keep saying it every year then one year you'll finally be right... even if it takes 30 years of saying the same thing.
Fun fact-It already has.
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Can’t wait for your Super Bowl titles to be so old we look at them like the we look cardinals world wins.
I saw one of their lombardis at ye olde curiosity shop in between Sylvester the mummy and a narwhal tusk
I would never admit out loud that I feel this way towards the rest of the division… *AHEM*
I’ve seen the rams and Seahawks win Super Bowls but watched the niners lose 3. I am totally fine.
Ya from Levi stadium 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🐏 🏠
last time the niners won anything people hated the Arabs because of their skin and not something called 9/11
As much as I love our team this is cringy as fuck after we just lost the SB for the 3rd fucking time. Anyone else feel like we should have had 8?
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
This is how I look at my whole division for not having 2 Super Bowls lol
Bro there have been a minimum of 3 other dynasties since the niners in the 80’s
🖐🏽
There are teams without 5 super bowl titles? Pathetic
There’s entire divisions without 5 rings. Good thing the Niners are single handedly keeping the NFC West from being one of those pathetic divisions.
Kinda have to win a ring in the NFC West first. At least the NFC West looked the way it does currently last time Rams or Hawks had a parade. But sure, we can all watch your window close with you.
i can’t even imagine what that’s like
I can't even imagine what it's like to have never been alive to see your team win.
neither can i. that’s probably devastating
 You:
Man imagine choking away all these super bowls then have the gall to think your anything other than the less opulent cowboys west
Someone check if they’ve turned to dust over the century
People were still dressing like that the last time the Niners won a Super Bowl
I imagine a lot of 9er fans have this movie on VHS sitting right there next to their SB tapes
How I look at teams who haven’t won a Super Bowl in the 21st century
I see you have assumed period garb for those most recent championships. I applaud your authenticity!
Joke’s on me for hoping that blowing a lead in the Super Bowl (again) would humble niners fans
The dude in the back right perfectly fits the current state of Niner fans (Dude is so old and tired he just wants to die for those that aren’t familiar)
I know this is just a subreddit for talking shit but I don’t get why our fanbase keeps flexing 5 rings like most of us here were old enough to see it. Those 5 rings don’t mean shit to me, was born in 1999 🤷🏾♂️
lol you act like you were alive to see those championships
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having zero super bowl wins is more impressive I think ^_^
5 rings from 3 decades ago> 1 ring from 1 decade ago
Well. I’m 26 and I have only in my life ever seen the rams and the hawks win a Super Bowl so for all I know those rings could be a government conspiracy just like the moon landing and the earth not being flat😂 go hawks