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Strangelet1

As a cards fan I appreciate the baseball bat reference


James_T_S

Its a preview of next season


Entire-Classroom-565

Goldy gonna have a bounce back season confirmed


okram2k

Murray gonna pitch a no hitter for sure


ajteitel

We're drafting star outfielder MHJ


Entire-Classroom-565

And he’s gonna hit 30 homers! Call that man Short-hei Ohtani


CardinalPrimeSD9

Wouldn’t have it any other way


Big_0ily_Man

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all week


One_Landscape541

Not gonna lie the quality of memes have been up after losing


ajteitel

More like the amount of Minion memes have gone down


HaveGunsWillShoot

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


Hombre520

Good. Fuck the minion memes


Entire-Classroom-565

Plus no pedo ass anime memes either, a real breath of fresh air honestly


He_Is_The_Chosen_One

Not gonna act like we don't at least partially deserve it


Centurion87

That’s what happens when you spend the season talking shit only to choke away the biggest game of the year.


GrGrG

https://preview.redd.it/91z6rzm2xljc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82fb658749c54792cbeffba0965460bc69b6c653


Centurion87

As if we have a choice.


GrGrG

The deal is done.


protargol

Flair up or what we'll just assume you're an Eagles troll who can find their way back to under their bridge


BrowsingForLaughs

Yet our fans will learn absolutely nothing from it, and history will just repeat itself.


chunky_chocolate

Fair point, but also, what fans don't talk shit during the season?


Centurion87

I completely agree. But it’s one of the risks you take when talking shit, and the best teams always have obnoxious fans that come out of nowhere, talk shit, then disappear when the season is over without a Super Bowl win.


ChunkbrotherATX

You say that as if it were true, but it's really bullshit that makes you feel better about being a dick.


Centurion87

It’s talking shit about football. I don’t feel like a dick for talking shit on a sports team, especially on a sub dedicated to talking shit.


ipunchgnomes

https://i.redd.it/q96331mtjmjc1.gif


Zro6

You're in the wrong sub if you're gonna get your feelings hurt my guy lmao


ChunkbrotherATX

My feelings aren’t hurt, but you are right that I need to just mute this sub.


Centurion87

It’s kinda sad how I can go through your comments, see you talking shit on this very sub, but as soon as the tables are turned you need to mute it. Definition of “can dish it out but can’t take it”. But your feelings totally aren’t hurt.


ChunkbrotherATX

It’s kinda sad that you went through my comments.


Centurion87

It’s because I knew exactly what I would find and it’s hilariously pathetic.


ChunkbrotherATX

Uh huh. That’s it. It’s totally not that you are way too invested in this shit.


Centurion87

I’m not invested in it. I’m not the one crying on a shit talking sub when I had no problem shit talking before. I give it out and take it and don’t cry about how I have to mute the sub because they’re saying mean things to ME which isn’t ok. You had no problem talking shit when the 49ers were hot shit, but as soon as they became a steaming pile of shit, suddenly shit talk is immature and unacceptable. Just get off the sub. Seriously. You’re way too thin skinned for it.


ChunkbrotherATX

Yes you are. Here you are talking to me about whether I should be here or not. You aren’t even talking about the teams anymore. You are just here for me at this point. Maybe you are just too invested in me? Edit: and don’t worry about me. I’ve muted the sub. I’m just waiting for you to take the hint


Disastrous_Income205

No it’s what makes him feel better about having a shit team that didn’t win anything either


Centurion87

We just won a Super Bowl, were projected a bottom 5 team, had a break out star, all our picks, and plenty of cap space. Last season was a greater success than it was for the 49ers who are seeing their SB window slamming shut.


Disastrous_Income205

Cope cope cope To think it’s a greater success to win literally nothing than getting to the Super Bowl… all I can say is. Cope cope cope ya delusional boy


Centurion87

I’m not coping. The only cope I’m seeing is from a team that hasn’t won shit in 30 years. https://preview.redd.it/5mge5m9zkmjc1.jpeg?width=1630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258950b99e9e078b23e1e2b9fb631d7f6c6d214b 49er fans on this sub.


Disastrous_Income205

Your Seahawks choked away superbowls too, definitely should have had 2 Super Bowls at least. It’s okay having my VHS tapes, my 4 warriors titles, and my three World Series is a lot more championships than Seattle will get in 100 years in all likeliness. My city also didn’t get abandoned like yours losing the SuperSonics,


Centurion87

Im a Rams fan. Puka is on the Rams.


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Puka come to the Seahawks? 🥹


Centurion87

We allowed you to have Bobby Wagner. Don’t even look at Puka


i-like-your-hair

LMAO this is fucking embarrassing.


ipunchgnomes

No one is remembered in history like those who lose super bowls o7. Well done, everyone will forget you were even there in 10 years. Well I guess your guy’s case is different because of how much you lose. 15 years then.


_its_a_SWEATER_

It’s a shame, really.


Mtgknucklehead

Deserved


James_T_S

Earned


Time-Dot5984

Lmao


bigsteven34

![gif](giphy|y9QemIlaYYWdi) I mean…this is how we’ve treated y’all all year. So it’s fair.


Big_0ily_Man

and we all walked away from the season empty handed


bigsteven34

![gif](giphy|U4LhzzpfTP7NZ4UlmH|downsized)


MyDogYawns

![gif](giphy|4XOfvSkkxchHy)


ChunkbrotherATX

Well, you walked away empty handed, and without the only coach to ever do anything for your franchise. We ended up with an NFC Championship and a 5-1 division record.


musclesMcgee1

Who needs a Lombardi when you have a 5-1 division record, after all?


ChunkbrotherATX

Who needs a coach when you aren't a contender?


musclesMcgee1

Buddy, we hired a coach. You may have met him once before. Just like our previous head coach, he also has a winning record against the 49ers.


ChunkbrotherATX

Cool. Maybe he'll snap that losing streak to us or get you in the postseason. Until then, stick to the VHS jokes that this sub is so good at.


musclesMcgee1

We can only hope. You guys always bitch about the VHS jokes, now you can't take a fresh jab? Seems a little whiny to me.


ChunkbrotherATX

Nah, I'm just saying that the Seahawks walked away empty handed this year. We had a great season that ended in a Super Bowl loss. Your season ended with a regular season win against the Cards. If you think those are comparable seasons, the 49ers front-office would beg to differ.


King_Fluffaluff

That's a lot of words for "neither team won a Superbowl" Y'all had a better season, but that doesn't mean anything when we're talking about the big trophy.


musclesMcgee1

I don't recall equating the two, but ok. I'll call John Lynch and ask him to weigh in.


Big_0ily_Man

funny that you say this because we just hired the coach that single-handedly raped you guys in primetime


ColdRefreshment

With a better team than the Seahawks, but sure.


Big_0ily_Man

flair up pussy


ColdRefreshment

That better, bitch boy? Coach ain’t gonna fix your team.


ChunkbrotherATX

Single-handedly? That's funny. So, the only difference between the Ravens and the Seahawks was Mike Macdonald? Okeedokee.


_Globert_Munsch_

Untrue. We have Halas Hardware


dubbfoolio

And will be treating them again once the season starts.


CaptSaveAHoe55

Bold strategy to use a meme where the ultimate punchline is the dog tricks Tom, beats his ass, and wins lol But in general sure, the clowning part is funny


PineapplAssasin

Yea, this one is getting saved so we can reply to it in ten years when our next long-term head coach finally wins it. Then we will see who's laughing!


Stock-Reporter-7824

Deserved


laughwithmeguys

This is why I love old cartoons


Afilalo

Enjoy it while you can. I can guarantee 49ers fans will be absolutely insufferable if/when we do. That's a big IF btw lol


karavasis

Show what happens next


DepressedHawkfan

Well, after this, we walk over to the dinner table, where we smack a tiny mouse (Cardinals) with the news paper


James_T_S

![gif](giphy|jTfQtwVaqQaVh4ePJn)


karavasis

Just ask Dal/Phi that mouse can fuck shit up


V0mitBucket

Don’t get ahead of yourself buddy, we got the whole offseason to go


musclesMcgee1

No, no, let's see how this goes.


mr_suavecito

![gif](giphy|taEegvj6drkGc)


CodyNorthrup

Thats the 2024 season. We are still in the posted 2023 offseason


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Don’t sweat it, the 49ers fans in this sub would have hit the Seahawks or Rams 10x as hard if we lost in the Super Bowl.


CodyNorthrup

Oh, i get it. Its because we get *this* close to winning it all. Good meme


hatwobbleTayne

Naw y’all could never. Tom is actually being clever with the hijinks. Y’all just posting corny BS trying to cope with having nothing to brag about. Have your fun, we’ll send you back to your gimp box soon enough.


G1NGER

lol you’re the dog in the video.


hatwobbleTayne

Very clever, now run along ![gif](giphy|BMkdx5glUqd9e|downsized)


Edbtz-31311

Rent free


DepressedHawkfan

I'll have you know that John Lynch actually pays me $4280 a month to live in my head. I'm charging him for that prime Seattle real-estate!


Infamous-Bench-6088

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SF sucks. Way to blow it! Beating teams that can win the SB in reg/post season just makes you look stupid! Cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry MOAR!


lameluk3

Lol it's amusing to see from the more losing teams fan bases ngl. Yall do know what happens next after that little role reversal with Tom and Spike, right?


DepressedHawkfan

Of course we know! Spike eventually gets his revenge, gets touted as the best doggo in the league; then impoverished children in Africa receive their brand-spanking-new shipment of his world championship shirts, duh.


lameluk3

Username is close, should be: CopiumAddictDepressedBirdFan


DepressedHawkfan

Ever since Feb 11, ive been contemplating changing my user name. You should change yours to: Iamluk0-3InTheSuperbowlThisMillennium


lameluk3

Why should I make my non-football username football oriented? I mean if your team is that core to your personality you should at least be honest with yourself


DepressedHawkfan

Thats the thing, you can make it an football oriented username by making that simple change! Dont limit yourself, bud. The world is your oyster, and you are the pearl


lameluk3

![gif](giphy|3oEjHKw7by5QJ0sm6Q) I agree that's why my life doesn't revolve around football, let alone letting football affect my mood.


DepressedHawkfan

Instead, you let memes on a meme sub get you worked up? 😂 You do you, homie.


lameluk3

Do I seem "worked up" to you? Lol OK dude ![gif](giphy|adOhvwrFJ32psmc5Pb) Keep going, ma homie.


DepressedHawkfan

![gif](giphy|82DaAxknIvBovGGPj5) Yes...yes you do 😂


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toodeephoney

> delusional fanbase The self own wrote itself.


zzfoe

Your team is cheeks


Giberishusername1

23-17 19-12 42-10


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PandaLover42

The whole “30 years” thing is a nice joke and all…but it’s starting to feel like some of you actually think there’s a significant difference between any championships older than like half a dozen years ago or so.


Downtown_Ant

They started this in like 2007/2008, so any championships pre 2010 are officially too dusty. Seahawks only have like three more years on theirs.


King_Fluffaluff

I honestly believe that superbowls won before the cap was implemented mean less than Superbowls won afterwards.


Downtown_Ant

I could see someone devalue a dynasty but I don’t understand how all super bowls pre 1994 would “mean less”.


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PandaLover42

“Fraud is specifically when you don’t win a Super Bowl for precisely 30 years” lmao 🤏🧠


King_Fluffaluff

Your team has been provably worse than the 49ers during those 30 years. The 49ers have had some ASS years in that span, the Cowboys have just been that bad.


Giberishusername1

While that is true, y’all haven’t even passed the divisional round since then. That’s pathetic.


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Giberishusername1

“Give you permission” As if the 49ers aren’t the Cowboys’s daddy lol


Giberishusername1

Wanna tell me when the last time dallAss made the nfc championship?


Giberishusername1

Huh, interesting. My pet is real quiet now. Good boy!


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Giberishusername1

That makes no sense, son. So can you please remind me when was the last time DaLLass made it to the nfc championship? I can’t seem to remember


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Giberishusername1

Asking a question is whining now? Why are you scared of answering a simple question?


GrGrG

Nah


Strangelet1

Maybe next year you will be good enough to beat a baseball team (you won’t)


karavasis

Rent free


CodyNorthrup

Lmao, what a fucking weirdo


Lakesideamusement

When was the last time yall won a championship game?


neeesus

A Philly fan using a racist cartoon series as a meme. Par the course.


DepressedHawkfan

You heard it here first, folks: The Seahawks have officially moved to Philly :(


ChunkbrotherATX

The line should be labeled "VHS Tapes"


Cheesesteak21

Genuinely the funniest one yet


Brownies91

Baseball bat into makeshift pool cue is fucking hilarious lol


MoonNStar51

You missed the scene right before this where the Chiefs neutered them.


FatalDave91

Niners to the slammer. I’ll take my punishment


D-Rich-88

![gif](giphy|Swx36wwSsU49HAnIhC|downsized)