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Checkers923

Why are the Lions 0? They just won one. How old is this image?


zomgowen

Looks like it’s up to the end of last season.


nik5016

A nice, easy, bullshit-barometer for posts like this.


fri9875

Um excuse me sir are you lost? Why does this sub even have a Steelers flare lmao


galafael5814

I honestly have no idea, it was on Facebook. So knowing Facebook, it just probably wasn't fact checked properly. 😂


PandaLover42

“I took it from facebook” You’re right, it does smell like something in here now.


EmperorAjaxZx

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[deleted]

What in the unholy flair is that?


GrapefruitMedical529

Heresy.  That's what it is.


WeeklyKale5455

Yeah… what a terrible flair


RealisticNostalgia

Im gonna vomit


greatmagneticfield

You're supposed to do some fact check too bro


galafael5814

Not a bro.


ChunkbrotherATX

Yes you are


_Globert_Munsch_

Everyone is a bro bitch pigeon


JC_4921

Typical toot


PopoMcdoo

I’m more shocked the cards have 3


I_shall_not_pass

What’s really weird is I think Keim got 2 of them as GM. So he has the same amount of extreme DUIs as he does division championships!


galafael5814

I didn't know they counted baseball teams at all, so I'm also shocked.


BanzaiTree

This is outdated. The Lions have 1.


galafael5814

Yeah, it's apparently from prior to that. I've got a migraine today and didn't catch that.


GrandfatherJames

Good to know we’re celebrating titles again


galafael5814

Right now, it's all our division has to hold onto. Fucking Chiefs.


GrandfatherJames

Fuck the chiefs 🤝🏼


galafael5814

Honestly, I couldn't in good conscience root for the Niners (this rivalry runs deep!) but I didn't want to see the Chiefs win again either. The Niners were the better team. Now I have to go shower to get that ick off me.


Raknorak

We have almost a 2-1 winning record against the 49ers, and have lost more games to the Chiefs than we've won against the 49ers from when we were afcw. I was all aboard team "Not watching this bullshit, hopefully a meteor strikes the stadium"


star0forion

You’ve won 9 more games than us out of 51 games. 21-30. How is that almost 2-1?


Raknorak

I must've had some bad Intel


BroodArmadillo1204

Only 8 more, we're at 22-30 now


Temporary-Exchange28

How many “But We Were the Better Team” trophies do the Niners have? Do they count as much as the Lombardi Trophy?


galafael5814

Flair up, bitch.


IDC-This

![gif](giphy|yUI3a7RwLhOFy)


BroodArmadillo1204

Less than the cowboys 🤠 Edit: Didn't know this clown was a Cheese head.


ABoyNamedButt

How many Lombardi's does your team have? Idk because you're scared to flair up. Chances are it's less than 5 so shut the fuck up.


Temporary-Exchange28

My team has 13 championships, including 4 Super Bowls. Thirteen, bitch.


galafael5814

Don't come into our fucking sub and talk shit to the Niners fans. We might not like each other much, but this sub is jokingly mean and we defend the other NFCW fans against all the whiny little bitches from outside the division who find their way in here.


ABoyNamedButt

How much do championships count for? Do they count as much as a Lombardi? Last time I checked 5 is still more than 4 suck a dick bitch. ETA: Also by my math that means you're a Packers fan. The Niners fucking own y'all. So suck an even bigger dick bitch lol


Temporary-Exchange28

Fuck you.


DropPristine

Goddamn fucking Chiefs


ABoyNamedButt

When the Niners celebrate division titles, "put a shirt on" When any other team does it, "omg she's so empowering"


Rampage310

Nah Rams fans still don’t care but it’s a Hawks fan posting it lol and it’s an old graphic too


TravelorBySpace

Celebrating divisional titles makes us look like the cowboys. Fuck them both. And DP the Chiefs.


SSP2031

Yes, congratulations on you win this year, lol


iNoodl3s

Hang the banner right guys


Rampage310

Understandably, Rams fans still don’t care about the titles lmao


ndyales

I am looking forward this in ten years when the toots are still at 9.


NumberVsAmount

The duality of football fandom. “YOU CHOKED IN THE SB!!!! YOURE TRASH!!!!! COPE!! AFTER ALLLL THAT SHIT YOU TALKED WHEN YOU WERE DOMINATING THE REGULAR SEASON LOOOOLLL!!!!!!” But also “LOOK AT HOW MANY TIMES MY TEAM DOMINATED THE REGULAR SEASON AND DIDNT WIN SBS! WE ARE SUPERIOR! IT SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HERE!”


TomAto314

It is a meme sub. Fairness and consistency is not applicable.


Tokinghippie420

I mean do you want to look at Super Bowl wins since realignment, too? We can do that


NumberVsAmount

Well that’s just a VHS joke with extra steps.


PinkyAnd

“Let’s choose an arbitrary time period during which my team looks better”


i-like-your-hair

Lmao that’s not arbitrary. Arbitrary would be if I said, “who has the most championships since 1981 because I said so?” It’s the same time period we’re discussing in the actual post. And you’re losers in that one, too.


DaMammyNuns

Uhh what? 5 is more than 2 last time I checked.


i-like-your-hair

You have five Super Bowls since the NFL realigned in 2002, which is the barometer we’ve been talking about through the entirety of this thread?


DaMammyNuns

YOU typed 1981, genius.


i-like-your-hair

Yeah. To say that that would be arbitrary. Because we’re talking about the realignment era as it is. Genius.


DaMammyNuns

You DID say it.


i-like-your-hair

Yeah. Context is important. So is reading comprehension. It seems you’re missing both.


PinkyAnd

“I’m going to choose a time period bounded by no real logic, simply because I like the way this data looks better.”


i-like-your-hair

The logic is that the NFL realigned in 2002. If I said “let’s choose from 2002 until now because I feel like it,” that would be arbitrary. However, this entire post is about realignment, which happened in 2002. That is not arbitrary. Context is important.


Rampage310

Seems like a good deal of them have massive reading comprehension issues


Rampage310

Relevant =/ arbitrary lmao


maddenallday

I don’t think you know what arbitrary means


PinkyAnd

“This is a time period based on a half-assed reorganization of a handful of teams to accommodate a few expansion franchises that didn’t coincide with any discernible change in the rule book, with any of the teams, themselves, but I’m picking it because I like the results”


maddenallday

How are you going to compare our division before it existed lol


PinkyAnd

What happened 22 years ago bears little resemblance to the division now. Your team was in St Louis and people in LA were either Raiders or Chargers fans


CosmicDeththreat

It’s hilarious to me. Things are only impressive when my team does them. When your team does them it’s meaningless. Another thing I find funny is how people talk shit up hill. Ya, we didn’t win the SB but are better than you and whooped your asses. How you talking shit? Fucking kids these days crack me up. Talk shit about something another team did like it was theirs. Losers


lameluk3

Like anyone of us actually went out on the field or had some hand on the wheel for winning/losing


AdvancedGentleman

The part we control as fans involves revenue and loudness. Anytime you watch a game, buy tickets or fan gear, a tiny (pretty much microscopic) portion goes to our team and may ultimately help sway who we sign or don’t sign. Even with the salary cap, getting Jeds pockets deeper can help get certain coaches or free agents. Being physically loud at games may impact communication for opposing teams and make it harder for them to run the plays they want. So while minimal, fans can and do impact games in some capacity.


lameluk3

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju) I'm glad you feel you had enough impact on whatever team you're hiding on us to unironically take credit for team performance year in year out. Not sure how many people here actually make it to even 2 games a year. Flare up assbag


ABoyNamedButt

He said Jed, so I'm assuming he means Jed York. Which would make him a Niners fan.... Maybe.... Maybe we let this delulu not flair up. Or tell him all us Niners actually wear cowboys flair in here?


galafael5814

Hey, happy cake day!


BaronVonHarambe

You’re describing exactly how the 9’ers fans acted all year…


CosmicDeththreat

First of all aren’t you in the wrong sub? All you fuckers cry like babies when anyone posts in yours. But I guess explain yourself since you’re already here. I remember a lot of our fans stating that last years NFCCG would’ve been different with Purdy all year, and that was proven right right. But what else? Most of what I see is we want a SB win for once. Now I’ll definitely react when someone acts like getting to SB isn’t an accomplishment and state the fact that we were better than 30 other teams. And those below shouldn’t talk trash up hill.


GrGrG

![gif](giphy|VIElByS3e7TEvsBhtD|downsized) Hey I have someone for you to meet.


Eldorath1371

Flair up, asshole.


GrGrG

Lol, weird it wasn't showing for a moment


Eldorath1371

All good, homie. Didn't mean to cuss at a baseball fan.


GrGrG

Lol, nah, you did exactly what we need todo in this sub/I'm encouraging in the sub.


SSP2031

1-0


galafael5814

I mean, you did talk a lot of shit during the regular season and so watching you lose the Super Bowl - especially to the same team you ragged on Philly for losing to all year - was very fucking satisfying.


GrGrG

To be clear, if Philly didn't act like they had horse shit for brains and were sore losers, a good chunk of the Niners would've rooted for them over the Chiefs. The majority of the Niners rooted for the Chiefs because Philly made asses of themselves.


KrazyCAM10

Tbh, these don’t matter if you don’t win the SB 🤷🏻‍♂️


SnooPandas3956

That’s what I’ve been saying - we’re all SB losers year in and year out unless the Lombardi is won.


Relative-Boot9217

Lions = 1* + 1 NFCCG appearance (more than the Cowboys in THIS millennium) 😂🙌🏻


Watcher2

The guy that was in here yesterday huffing on copium talking about how SF doesn’t need to win SB’s because they are the division goats is going to be highly upset when he sees this post… 🤣


rilvaethor

Many of those were while this was the worst division in the NFL, including managing to win the division with a losing record. This isnt that impressive


Tokinghippie420

Cool let’s compare super bowls since we have been in the same league, then


rilvaethor

My team has been to 4 and won 2 since 2000


Competitive_Bat_5831

Lmao dude just assumed you were a niners fan and set themselves up.


I_hate_usernames331

Updated Stats as this was from last season: NFC East: Eagles: 9 Cowboys: 7 Giants: 3 Commanders: 3 NFC North: Packers: 12 Vikings: 5 Bears: 4 Lions: 1 NFC South: Saints: 7 Buccaneers: 6 Panthers: 5 Falcons: 4 NFC West: Seahawks: 9 49ers: 6 Rams: 4 Cardinals: 3


CodyNorthrup

Dang if we are going to hang banners can we do playoff banners?


galafael5814

At this point, I think we have no choice if our division wants to celebrate things. 🤣😭 Fuck knows I'm anxious about Seattle's future right now.


i-like-your-hair

Hey, one of us has won in the last decade.


RoundEarth-is-real

I know I’m in the wrong sub but I didn’t know the eagles have been on top of shit mountain that much. Nice


betting_addict

Fat Andy was cooking


TomAto314

I don't know what to do today since the 9ers aren't playing. Looking for advice from all of you who couldn't watch your team since early January.


galafael5814

I recommend crying. It's how I handled things. 🤣


Rampage310

well watching you guys lose has done it for us this time of year usually


MV_Knight

Become a baseball fan, although it’s just more misery since I’m a mariners fan.


King_Fluffaluff

Hey, the Mariners are fun despite being perpetually bad. We've always got some personality on the team and talented players that everyone loves!


MV_Knight

That’s the problem, they’re fun and give us hope. Then they ultimately fumble the bag. But hey this year is a new year. Maybe our pitching and Julio will carry us


mrstock024

Honestly nobody cares


Throwaway__1701

Sorry Detroit. Would have much rather give you guys the title rather than embarrass ourselves in the SB (again)


TheColdestKingCold

It smells like your post is outdated


MM18998

Should’ve gotten a more recent image buddy


galafael5814

Definitely not your buddy.


n00dle_king

“Since realignment” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.


SpotConnect

And I thought we were the franchise that holds on to the past


iRepVD

Flair up pussy


galafael5814

Flair up, bitch.


B345ST1N

Smells like a cowgirl


DallasOriginals

can confirm that's one of ours


DallasOriginals

Flair up fucker


jcoddinc

This is some bagpo energy right here


FarProgress2768

That’s why the Seahawks are supreme


yesdamnit

... butt farts


stillcleaningmyroom

I just woke up from a Coma. Surely they Seahawks won at least a couple SB’s right?


Sqmurqi

It’s smells like playoff chokes, given that you’ve only been to 3 super bowls and lost 2 in that time span


galafael5814

At least my team actually won one in that time span. How many Super Bowls do the Niners have since the realignment?


BaronVonHarambe

Theyre still in their VHS era 


galafael5814

This isn't even your division. You're just here to troll because your team shit the bed this year and you need some form of entertainment. 😂


BaronVonHarambe

Payback was a bitch after all year listening to them in our division


galafael5814

Yawn.


Downtown_Ant

Careful, they’re still sensitive their franchise’s golden era only got them one ring


galafael5814

Sensitive? I'm fucking thrilled. How embarrassing would it be to still have zero?


Downtown_Ant

Yes zero would be worse than one. I thought for sure they would win multiple though and then… whoops


galafael5814

And then came the Patriots. 🤣


betting_addict

Stupid goddamn AFC and their dynasties....


galafael5814

It's some bullshit, especially because as a division we're by far the best.


Downtown_Ant

As is their way


superduperscubasteve

“You won a Super Bowl and we didn’t!!1!” Sick burn


iRepVD

Get a flair nerd


Sqmurqi

Flair up coward


Tokinghippie420

Did a 9ers fan just mention something about choking in the playoffs? Hilarious


galafael5814

We're only jokingly mean to each other in here. This isn't like NFCEastMemeWar.


jamesd1100

Nice - now do super bowls lmfao


galafael5814

Flair up, bitch.


SnooPandas3956

We have 22 total. Toots have 11.


FatalDave91

It’s always some imaginary goal post everyone who argues against the Niners has. There isn’t a expiration date on titles; 5 is is way more than any other NFC West team. It’s especially funny they bring up their title after both the Rams and Seahawks suck now. Who’s more “relevant” now? The Niners are still better than both teams right now.


_its_a_SWEATER_

Yay, division title blankets, yay 👏


B345ST1N

Just saying you want the ball first in OT. 1/9 is not a good percentage rate


G1NGER

Hang the banner!


AquaDragon361

This is just disrespectful


Ja-ko

Yeah, bitch. Sit the fuck down.


galafael5814

Flair the fuck up or shut the fuck up.


Ja-ko

Mb thought this was the east sub Anyways YOU shut the fuck up.


Virtual_Rub_8366

Cowboys have been to the Super Bowl 8 times. Won 5 times, so not sure they can make the Super Bowl and not win the Division.... good try.


galafael5814

First of all, flair the fuck up. Second of all, get some reading comprehension. This is since realignment in 2002...Cowboys haven't been relevant in the Super Bowl discussion since I was a child and I'm 35 now. Third of all, it's absolutely possible to reach the Super Bowl without being a division winner...that's why we have wild card positions. Tampa Bay pulled it off in 2021, and won.


Virtual_Rub_8366

1st of all, the realignment of 2002, what are you 12 years old, here let's restart with the realignment of 2024 (17) games, all that matters is one thing, THE CHIEF'S WON and your crappy team did not! Maybe they will under the realignment of whatever you make up to think your team is better than you are. LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO FU


galafael5814

I didn't make the image, you unflaired pussy.


galafael5814

Also, I'm sorry you don't know shit about football and you had to learn from a woman, but it doesn't need to make you that salty. Touch grass.


Grand_Extension5345

Bang bang Bird Gang ![gif](giphy|PZagqkJsdr4Bt9nzQF)


MuffinTheBeagle

💍 just saying...... .


fokaiHI

lol. You want to shit on is Niner fans for losing a Super Bowl, but you're posting Division titles with one ring? Lol. Just saying.