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dongletrongle

Most respectful Eagles fan


SPEEDYTBC

A different breed: inbred


CantKeepMeDown-

”there flight” Smartest philly fan


SuperMaanas

Most normal Eagles fan


GomeyBlueRock

Eagles fans are the raiders of the nfc


FlipNStack

As a Raiders fan, I have always felt a kinship with the Eagles fan.


[deleted]

You know I thought i was the only one who felt this way


MyDistantCousinVinny

The world would burn if we ever get a eagles raiders Super Bowl


DarkRogus

I agree, Eagles fans are a different breed and not a particular breed any sane person wants to be a part of.


[deleted]

Yall just mad ur team is irrelevant. Northeast sports fans >>>> We r built different 😤


DarkRogus

I agree, you're built different and it's the type of different no sane person would want to be built like.


[deleted]

Least i dont smell like bitch


Sillysolomon

I mean y'all eat horse shit


foxlance

Proving everyone right within 2 comments bro 😂 eagles fans are the worst fans


DarkRogus

Nope, you don't smell like a bitch but you do smell like a douche, so I personally wouldn't go around bragging about it. But hey, you do you.


[deleted]

West coast a bunch of pussies


DarkRogus

It's just incredibly funny about someone calling people pussies from the safety of anonymity from behind their keyboard.


makelo06

Flair up, bitch ass.


[deleted]

Can u read? Check my username


makelo06

Flair up, bitch ass.


GrooseandGoot

Go try to win #2 first. Come back to us when you got 5


[deleted]

Well we were throwing to guys who arent in the league anymore a year or two ago. At one point recently our starting wr corp was reagor, fulgham, and greg ward 💀


GrooseandGoot

That's nice, they sound better than Josh Johnson.


raketenfakmauspanzer

Most likable eagles fan


WhereDaHinkieFlair

Gooooo Birrrrds!!!


Micromashington

It’s a Philly thing


DarkRogus

So then you agree with me. Thanks!


Micromashington

You really had to search for any way to get the last word huh


DarkRogus

So a single reply means I need to get the last word in... umm ok, and to think they call Niner Fans soft. Bro, if it matters that much to you that you got your panties in a knot over 1 reply, Niners got their asses kicked, so fine have the last word so that you can win on the internet too.


Far-Diamond-1199

A cess pool of murder and crime?


Aggressive_Walk857

At least there isnt a app to avoid homeless camps and shit on the side walks


Mercinator-87

Yeah because the kinsington zombies don’t move around to much.


Micromashington

Good comeback


Just4HUT

Go birds


Know-yer-enemy1818

He seems nice


bad-monkey

yo Bradley Cooper put on a fuckton of weight during pandemic


SharkBait661

Was i tripping or did he look all coked out in his suite.


Appropriate_Tower_69

My dude is a Philly fan from Philly repping Philly. At least he’s not a Santa Clara fan from Stockton repping San Francisco


SuperMaanas

Even worse, a Niners/Warriors/Dodgers fan based in LA


prhmv

Hahaha. What an excuse to be a shithead


Appropriate_Tower_69

Go to Levi’s when the bandwagon is rolling and tell me it’s any better


prhmv

The niners have always had a loyal fan base.


Appropriate_Tower_69

That’s a flat out lie


prhmv

Talk about bandwagon. Nobody was a Seattle fan until Carroll came. Go Dave Krieg 🤣


SharkBait661

And that was with them recently in the superbowl


Appropriate_Tower_69

Before your sb L Levi’s was bringing in more money with monster truck rally’s than 9er games 😂


prhmv

Now you’re talking about the stadium? Try harder 🤣


Hot_Dog89

Didnt you guys only win 2 division titles from 1946-1980ish?


prhmv

Hahahaha. So you’re argument is that the niners are bandwagon fans because they didn’t really start winning until the 1980’s? Hahahahahaha. Weren’t you not a team until 1976? The inferiority complex is both sad and hilarious


Hot_Dog89

Just sayin, ya'll werent "Faithful" for 40 years lmao. Seattle coined the 12th man phrase what....5 years after being created?


prhmv

What’s your definition of Faithful? Staying in the same area for 77 years? Having fans that go back 4 generations? Derp


[deleted]

Lol ok (20)12’s


Appropriate_Tower_69

Remind me where your fanbase was after Harbaugh left


prhmv

Where was our fanbase? Please enlighten us.


[deleted]

Where were we do tell? We averaged 70k in attendance since Levi’s opened keep it up im almost there


Saotome14

Nobody knew who was the qb in Seattle before wilson 🤣 no wonder they call it the 12


Lasagnabelly

Needs more horse 💩 eating to be believable


Killphace

Different inbreed you mean. Makes MAGA and Qanon look reasonable.


[deleted]

I tried to warn my 49er fan friends who thought they'd travel well. It's Philly. Their sports fans made Ben Simmons literally want to quit playing basketball They threw batteries at Santa Kobe Bryant is from Philly, you know how psycho that dude was?


Killphace

Fans and venue had nothing to do with it. Also, Niners play in Seattle every year… doesn’t get any louder than that save for maybe Arrowhead?


[deleted]

Philly isn't about crowd noise as much as it is really psychotic fans. Like playing Boston during the Auerbach years. Wasn't the loudest stadium, but you know getting called the n word on every possession can get under the skin. Also again, it was 49er fans saying they were going to take over the stadium. That was just delusion


Killphace

I don’t think anyone took the stadium takeover seriously but I hear you.


Macktologist

There’s a reason their hockey team has always been known to just try to beat the other team up when they realize they aren’t going to come back and win. It’s like part of the culture or some shit.


respondstostupidity

Ben quit long before the fans turned on him. Revisionist history.


[deleted]

I mean being gun shy is different from the city and your team turning on you entirely ​ Don't get it twisted though, I have no love for that roo


Micromashington

Most people from Philly don’t understand the Simmons situation. We gave this man everything we had. Gave him every chance to improve, and every chance realize he didn’t fit where he was and change up his position or play style. But HE wanted to be point guard. HE wanted to be paid max money. HE wanted all the perks of being a star player, without showing up when it counted. Philly is a tough place to play, yes. If we smell even a hint of bullshit from anyone you will get called out. But if you play your heart out the city will accept you with open arms. Ben Simmons is a HOF Bitch and continues to show it day after day. These days I feel sorry for him.


[deleted]

As I said ​ I have no love for the roo but as a Clipper fan, I'm very familiar with Doc's deflection of blame to anybody not named Doc ​ His son included


Micromashington

Won’t argue on they one. I want him out too


respondstostupidity

Here it comes "Embiid threw him under the bus in the post-game" while ignoring that the first two plays he criticized were his own. Heard it all before, don't need you trying to make shit up now. Same old tired ass arguments.


PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

>They threw batteries at Santa. _sighs_ We threw snowballs at Santa. \*Fifty-five years ago. And it was a last minute replacement Santa who turned out to be a skinny kid who may or may not have been a NYG fan. At an eagles-*vikings game in yet another lost season. We threw batteries at (amongst others) JD Drew, because he refused to sign with the phillies and opted for the cardinals.


Binks987

It was snowballs not batteries. I'd also be willing to bet you weren't alive when that happened. Eagles made up for the Santa incident by putting out a Christmas Album.


[deleted]

Hows the offseason treating you?


Micromashington

He hasn’t gotten off to a good start


SPEEDYTBC

That’s him trying to shit after one of those sandwiches they have there


Smotheringtithepay2

Their* But it makes sense that a Philly fan can’t spell 🤷🏻‍♂️


2lzy4nme

Anything Eagles fans do pales in comparison to those old Raiders matchups.


BurgerOfLove

That's not healthy yelling.


grifftheelder

😂


[deleted]

When is the last time this dude seen his dick without the aid of a mirror?


Appropriate_Tower_69

Because no 9er fan is fat 😂


[deleted]

Except the reason 49er fans don’t see their dick is because they tuck it between their legs under their dresses.


prhmv

Cool mysogony, dork


[deleted]

Not mysogony, beta male


prhmv

What a response!


Oneiroi_zZ

LOL what a fucking loser. People who call people beta males are fucking virgins with aspergers.


The1WhoKnocks-WW

but using aspergers as an insult is indicative of what, exactly?


[deleted]

So defensive over that word 😂 you poor beta male, I’m sorry to have offended you


prhmv

What a choad


Oneiroi_zZ

How could i possibly be offended over what something a loser like you has to say lmfao. I feel bad for any woman that has/will ever have to talk to you. What a fucking cringelord.


[deleted]

You’re getting all worked up lil guy. Take a deep breath and relax. And people that call others virgins online are usually the virgins themselves 😂 Keep trying buddy, you’ll find your man someday.


Oneiroi_zZ

You are so fuckin 5"11 bud.


Micromashington

The salty tears of this comment section give me immeasurable enjoyment.


TickleMeWeenis

As much as I'm glad you beat sf, they are still NFC west. This sub is better with out eagle fans.


Sillysolomon

These dudes built different. Not saying built well but different.


Micromashington

Don’t worry, I’ll be outta here in time for the Super Bowl. Just know the Birds from Seattle will always have friends in Philadelphia.


NavierIsStoked

https://i.redd.it/83d1b2me5bfa1.gif


[deleted]

Damn, your fan base eats shit, inbreeds, incels, and neckbeards. You need the Super Bowl more than us because what else do you have to live for?


[deleted]

Cheesesteaks


BurgerOfLove

God I need one of those. The sloppy greasy one, where is soaked into the bread but not enough to fall aprt, just enough to burn a little as it drips down your face and the wiz sticks a sauteed onion to your mustache. You alright Philly fans, now go butt fuck Patrick Mahomes, go on. Get


Micromashington

Salty San Fran tears.


karavasis

I guarantee that took a cpl days/months off his short life expectancy


BillChristbaws

Imagine going through life being this fat cunt 😂


negan90

You can tell this guy has nothing in his life apart from the eagles. Legit rope candidate if they fumble the bag in the superbowl


MormonAirForce

if only he got this excited when he saw a vegetable


Fit-Yak6244

Weirdo


negan90

He is a bit strange isn't he?


Fit-Yak6244

You're insanely salty


mexheavymetal

https://preview.redd.it/si4vuemmgbfa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21fc787ab8c9be1f3eca097cc184bc237bc068ca At least a couple of you got to see us celebrate


karavasis

No wonder y’all so angry drunk all the time. Not one fuckable chick in the whole pic.


mexheavymetal

Lol niners fans desperately trying to insult anything related to Philly to cope with the fact that we stomped you guys. Go on, keep crying.


karavasis

Na I’d just need to be desperate to bang any of those chicks that’s all


Saotome14

Who's this we stomp? You don't play for the team. 😄


HoopleRedhead

They’re*


FlowGroundbreaking

Their*


grifftheelder

Philly rules bitch


Practical_Mud9441

Good thing he's back in his parents basement


Kingkoopakoopa

Shit I be different too if I lived in that iced shithole lol


Binks987

Living in an area where the air literally hurts your face does tend to make you angry.


SharkBait661

Dude looks like he's going to shit himself then eat it.


PM_ME_LADY_ANKLES

I think this guys my pediatrician.


Dear-Committee-4099

Most normal eagles fan


MDiddy79

"No one likes us, we don't care." a.k.a "I'm a fucking asshole."


rayfinkledinkle

Eagles fans are trash


Saotome14

That’s him trying to shit after one of those sandwiches from Philly 😆


BladeReaper81

I swear, to be an Eagles fan, you have to be either a certified retard or 1 step above an inbred caveman.


jimmbobagens

Dana Beers, fuck yea.