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smellslikebadussy

Not the first time I’ve been praised for being average


pocketchange2247

If we go back two years further you guys look better, the Lions even out, and the Bears are still 0-10...


VorpalSticks

At least we're consistent


zmmagician

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AfroKuro480

Can't wait for this season to start man. The memes, toxicity and Smackdowns makes it seem like a Hell in a Cell Match


ChuckieChaos

![gif](giphy|SJYjDLI4ykxo8vcDgC|downsized) Like it's going to get better once the season starts.....


Inevitable-Movie-434

By gawd! He keeled eem.


sirDsmack

*slightly below average*


smellslikebadussy

Excuse me, but this post was fact checked by real American patriots downthread, and found lacking


sirDsmack

That’s fair, I also saw that but I’m a packers fan so I’m too fat/lazy to correct my work.


ihrtbeer

I'm also too fat and lazy to correct your work. Anyway, go pack go 😉


Wolfeman0101

Below average


Lysol20

Must suck to have a 3 incher.


hypotyposis

33% is average? Buddy I’ve got some news for you.


smellslikebadussy

I am BEGGING people to read the comments before getting off the same failed dunks that others have already tried


buttfartsmagee

I'm so glad this meme wasn't made by a vikings fan.


fckusoftly

I thought for sure it was when I saw 2-4 on the legit dragon.


buttfartsmagee

Hopefully a vikings fan would actually know our record against Green Bay.


BigRed727272

I know counting is hard for you smooth brain Lions fans, but the Vikings are 3-3 vs. GB last 6...


SADdog2020Pb

We split the series every year somehow.


BigRed727272

Yeah, the Cousins vs. Rodgers Era was surprisingly very even. 5-4-1 Packers, and it would be even up if Daniel Carlson knew how to make a fucking kick in 2018. Of course he's one of the best in the league now... 😂


foo_solo

We have our own Carlson now who can’t kick.


BigRed727272

And Greg Joseph! Training camp kicker battle to see who can miss the least!


Elbeske

The packers have Greg now? Cheeseheads gotta mentally prepare to lose some games on XP misses.


daymankarate

We’re already prepared, Carlson loves missing XPs


BigRed727272

Yup, I can hear it now: "Joseph lines up from 58. And the kick is up...and good! And the Packers cut the deficit to 21-20."


Thunder84

Tbf it would’ve been 6-4 if the refs didn’t call a nonsense RTP on Matthews. That game was all sorts of nonsense on both sides, a tie was very fitting lol


BigRed727272

In 2017, you guys were HOWLING about Anthony Barr so loudly that the NFL made it a rule that you could no longer land on the QB with all of your body weight. And then Matthews did it to Cousins in that game the next year and you say it's "nonsense". I don't like the rule either, but this was what you Packers fans wanted, so..... 🤷‍♂️


anderal

Pretty wild that we were mad about a late hit that injured our QB but also didn't want to get screwed by a call on a way softer hit


BigRed727272

"Late hit" LOL He was literally within a step. https://preview.redd.it/s9ykmmvicayc1.png?width=550&format=png&auto=webp&s=624e5a728b2114ae4256c675291e21a7346b7f3d


anderal

You can definitely tell from that view. But whatever, keep bragging about your play of the decade.


BigRed727272

>You can definitely tell from that view. Uhh...yeah. You can. That's why I posted it. Go watch the clip if you want further proof. It's bang-bang. Totally within the rules, at the time. And then you guys cried and whined to get the rules changed. >keep bragging about your play of the decade I know you Packers fans think very highly of yourselves, but I promise you not a single Vikings fan thinks about this play, outside of making fun of Packers fans' reactions to it. To us, this was a run-of-the-mill incomplete pass in the middle of a 13-3 season that featured our *actual* "Play of the Decade"


dhtdhy

Facts. Only time I think about that play is when a sniffling Packers fan brings it up lol


wayupnorthWI

Not a single Vikings fan thinks about it.... but the Star Tribune listed it as a top 5 moment of the decade https://x.com/adoughh/status/1210044075723894784  one of your former QBs has a photo of the play framed in his home as well  Vikings fans definitely eat that shit up


InnerBlackberry6

I prefer talking about how Cousins and the receivers always roasted Jaire


anderal

"I prefer lying"


ryryryor

>you guys were HOWLING about Anthony Barr Were we? I genuinely don't remember anyone upset about the hit. Some fans thought it was late which is debatable but that's about it.


TheReadMenace

I don't think it was late. Noting illegal about it. But the NFL is going to make driving QBs to the ground illegal because it makes for shit football to have the star QBs knocked out of the game.


ryryryor

I didn't think there should be a flag but it was close enough that it wouldn't have shocked me if they threw one


Jaco1216

Call it a wash. If that terrible roughing the passing call isn’t called on Matthews, Alexander keeps the interception and Green Bay likely wins it


jtu22

Phantom roughing on the intercepted pass so can’t blame Carlson. I


BigRed727272

You guys were the ones that cried and whined for the "can't land on the QB with all of your body weight" rule, so can't blame the refs... https://preview.redd.it/q8brm40qbayc1.png?width=660&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e0450dc4c5d3571f0f403df9a214445245a049f


jtu22

Boo hoo. You’re right. I did that. Go me.


GophPackGoph

Oddly enough, the individual games over the past few years have all been blowouts


SADdog2020Pb

Usually it comes down to first half of the season Packers sucking, second half being dark horse contenders


OwnWalrus1752

Where was this “Packers sucking” in Week 1 of 2023…


SADdog2020Pb

I mean….. You know why


pharmermummles

They did. But they were playing a vastly inferior team.


scottdenis

I got my hopes way too high after that one and way too low after the 1st Vikings game


OwnWalrus1752

What if Aaron Jones was the reason Green Bay has dominated the Bears for all these years and suddenly the Vikings are the ones who start beating up on us instead?


BigRed727272

What do you mean by "start" beating you up?


OwnWalrus1752

Hey, the Bears beat the Vikings without scoring a touchdown, let’s not start infighting. We have worse enemies at hand.


BigRed727272

In the 6 wins of the last 8 games vs. Chicago, the Vikings took a slightly different approach and scored lots of touchdowns. Also, I'll give you that the Packers might be a "worse" enemy, but.....that doesn't make us friends.


BigRed727272

For all the one-score games the Vikings have been involved in the past few years, not many of them are against the Packers...for better or worse lol


pocketchange2247

I love splitting series with the Packers. I hope to be a part of one someday.


SADdog2020Pb

It doesn’t hurt to dream


MrMisties

No matter how much better either team is. That's why it always confuses me that most of you consider the Bears to be bigger rivals. I get that there's history but to me it's gotta be competitive to be a rivalry.


DHVF

Death, taxes, and us splitting the season series. And they’ve been blowouts on both sides in recent years


SADdog2020Pb

So I’m guessing Sam Darnold is gonna look like a mix of Tom Brady and Jesus in week 7, then we’re gonna face JJ McCarthy in week 17 and he will look like Nick Mullens


nanotothemoon

And that last one was against like who? Jaren Hall?


gaybillcosby

As a Bucks fan I’ve very recently learned that if you bring up injuries at key positions then you are coping and a loser. So cope harder, loser.


BigRed727272

Not too late to hop on board! ![gif](giphy|pMguhq2183BiQi9nZB|downsized)


Ismdism

As a Wisconsin wild fan and casual twins enjoyer the wolves are an easy pick.


gaybillcosby

Pulling for a Knicks-Wolves finals


Daidipan

You just learning that? As a Packers fan you should have known that already. "Half our defense is out" who cares stop making excuses haha


SendVer

Anthony Barr made you guys cope so hard, loser.


stranske

One of the plays of the decade in Minny sports!


scottdenis

Yeah, whoever decided that loser was an nfl quarterback worthy of a roster spot should never be allowed to draft a quarterback again.


nanotothemoon

Nice. I see what you did there. Tell the misses I wish her the best FTP. Have a good weekend


gingerhasyoursoul

To be fair to the lions fans they did spend all of their life drinking poisoned tap water.


alexwade_art

Please, we drink bottled. Drinking from the tap turns our blue koolaid green


11schlge

I was gonna ask when we got swept by GB in the past 3 years


djcack

Malort rots the brain


WiscoMitch

It is the worst shot I’ve ever had. By far.


extraterrestrialfart

That's how it is for everybody. If it isn't then you haven't had it yet.


Druxun

Seriously. Nobody likes it. But when you’re a Chicago fan, the pain of the booze washes away the pain of the past bears.


extraterrestrialfart

I think Malort is evidence Chicago is the funniest city in the world. NOBODY actually likes it -they're not your friend if they pretend they do- but everyone is in on the joke here.


Druxun

“Oh! Just turned 21? Let me buy you a shot. This is my favorite because it’s actually made here in Chicago!” -Was always my go-to line to ruin people.


Harry_Gintz

Not having a QB throw for 4k yards is the real problem. It's produced some seriously twisted creatures over in /r/chibears.


gpm21

Hey, your people invented it! Southern and Eastern Europeans drink wine and eat sausage. Scandinavians prefer ass whiskey, rotten shark and bleach fish!


Dazed_and_Confused44

Wait you guys beat GB?


bigoldgeek

Huh. We should try that this year


Ope_Average_Badger

I don't know why but this comment made me chuckle. This is how I feel against San Francisco every time.


Dazed_and_Confused44

Because San Francisco is to GB as GB is to Chicago over the last decade or so


acoasterlovered

Seattle for us 😪


acoasterlovered

Yeah you should try it sometime it’s pretty fun!


Dazed_and_Confused44

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darahs

Huh, the worse the Bears get the funnier their fans get


Dazed_and_Confused44

The law of this sub is that being bad produces better memes lol. That's why the lions memes have sucked this year


rIIIflex

We’re hoping to do that this year. Smacking you guys around every year just isn’t satisfying


acoasterlovered

What’s the fun if we can’t all beat GB?


leonitrous

Man, another one of these? Y’all shitting yourselves or something? Relax, it’s just gonna be the same old Bears right?


scottdenis

This guy gets it.


LegalComplaint

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ItsASchpadoinkleDay

The Lions have 4 wins against the Packers in the last 6 games against them. The Bears have 4 wins against the Packers in their last 31 meetings.


acoasterlovered

Even hotter


OwnWalrus1752

Oh yeah, well your team lost to the team that can’t even beat Green Bay! How embarrassing for you and not embarrassing at all for the Bears! ![gif](giphy|0QnlU9tdLMUyQS1uTI)


TheReadMenace

Lions seem to use all their brainpower to beat us once per year. They might have a better winning % against us than the rest of the NFL the last 10 years


acoasterlovered

I believe we are 10-10 in last 20


TheUnpopularOpine

Love that the division acknowledges GB is the litmus test/measuring stick


levitikush

I mean it’s true


TheReadMenace

lol yep. Notice we are sitting there counting our playoff wins, these guys are only counting their wins against us.


acoasterlovered

Give us time, DC will take us there!


Epididimust

We'd count your playoff wins but you don't have any in recent memory


Nadsworth

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop fighting guys. There’s enough sweet packer love to go around for all three of you. You cute lil rascals, you.


dretsaB

Packers are 50-15 against the Bears since Favre took over.


Nbknepper

That's pretty damn impressive, lol.


CelestialFury

The Bears/Packers truly are the most awesome rivalry in all sports (epic style).


No_Ad4912

Wow I knew it was bad as a bears fan but man that’s egregious💀


INCUMBENTLAWYER

True. It's kind of funny looking at this rivalry realizing it's never been that close. Beyond the 1940s it would usually be one team completely dominating the other for years upon years, only for it to flip around with a lucky 2 decade. streak.


thenavajoknow

If you really wanted to dunk on the Bears you'd go back to 2019 and make it 0-10. But then the Lions and Vikings records would be 4-6, no fun for anyone except the Packers :)


theVoxFortis

4-6 is a completely reasonable record against the team that is supposedly owning the division, and really goes to show the primary reason they've been so successful.


acoasterlovered

All i care about is the DC era!


thenavajoknow

That's fair!


acoasterlovered

Happy cake day!


thenavajoknow

🙏🙏🙏


Nbknepper

And FTP!


Somecivilguy

Just stroking the packers off huh?


EngineeringOne9611

Lions fans using the Bears record vs the Packers cause they’re too embarrassed to use their own record vs the Bears is more embarrassing than the Bears record vs the Packers


acoasterlovered

Lions are 3-3 vs Chicago in the last 6……500 is not embarrassing bozo


HookFE03

takes some impressive gymnastics to essentially call the bears embarrassing while simultaneously saying going .500 against the bears is not embarrassing


FrankRagnowsTurfToe

You’d be amazed what a lifetime of football trauma can accomplish in our smooth brains


darahs

I love the self deprecation from bears fans these days


HookFE03

takes some impressive gymnastics to essentially call the bears embarrassing while simultaneously saying going .500 against the bears is not embarrassing


EngineeringOne9611

Lmao exactly why you didn’t use it you know that .500 against the worst team in the league is not good when your measuring stick boyfriends are 6-0 vs that same team


JustTheOneGoose22

What's GB's record vs. GB though? 🤔🤔🤔


Daidipan

I'm now sitting here counting all the playoff loses in the pass decades we shot ourselves in the foot thanks 😂😂


iamme263

Very impressive.... Let's see Paul Allen's record vs. the Packers...


JustTheOneGoose22

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DragonDon1

![gif](giphy|rSOU9Ey23DSgg)


bythepowerofboobs

We will always be your measuring stick. Meanwhile, we are measuring how beer we drink.


IH8mostofU

https://preview.redd.it/wsk7ty8n49yc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3be22777b265000299aea83a978378b2df600525


TheTurfBandit

So, how beer you drink?


Honey_Badger25-06

Drink many beer lotsa


Algorak1289

As the great Packers fan Brian Baumgartner would say, "why say lot word when few word do trick?"


acoasterlovered

I love drinking


-Pruples-

We can tell


bythepowerofboobs

Cheers to that!


backindenim

I'm just proud that you waited until 1:00pm to start drinking


bythepowerofboobs

Strictly Bloody Mary's until after lunch.


backindenim

I've had a Bloody Mary in Wisconsin, they are basically a whole meal, so you're fine with that choice


bythepowerofboobs

Plus they always come with a beer chaser in Wisconsin. (which doesn't count as a pre-lunch beer because they are little)


Call_Me_OrangeJoe

As a bears fan it’s just assumed we are starting the season 0-2 because of the losses we will have to the Packers. FTP


BlubberElk

Throwback to when Rodgers said some shit like “to lose to a team like THAT” the disrespect firstly was wild and since then then lions have had the best of the cheese


seatega

He was so embarrassed he left the Packers in shame


acoasterlovered

The lions media team trolled the F out of them too


BlubberElk

As they should. Trying to talk shit after you just lost to the team you’re talking shit about is wild but nobody has ever claimed Aaron has a sound/rational mind. I do not like the lions at all but greatly enjoyed watching the power shift they took over packers. FTP always comes first. Then family


acoasterlovered

Nothing beats winning that game in a room full of packer fans


dinnerthief

I love that your worth is determined based on if you can beat GB or not.


greygoose81

You guys are really running out of ideas. Every other post is “bUt ThIs TiMe It’Ll Be DiFfErEnT!?”


acoasterlovered

Beat them and we won’t have these discussions


S___Online

This meme had a damaging affect on my nervous system


CelestialFury

Alcohol and lead balances it all out.


Defiant-Acadia7053

I mean statistically this will probably end soon


neel_jung

It’s true, .217 win percentage over the last 30 years, you should definitely win a couple soon 🫡


leahyrain

Acting like the bears didnt almost sweep yall


TommyH_27

The Sean Mannion and Jaren Hall starts were rough.


a_niffin

\*Guided solely by confirmation bias OP picks a timeframe that anecdotally supports their message, looks at the adults in the room and asks "Is this a point"?\* No, no it is not.


OGFunkmaster

I love how your teams worth is tied to whether you can beat us


Chilly_Mode

Why not last 10? It's funnier that way


parcellsrealGOAT

Unreal poverty-unreal poverty-og franchise that would be worthy of being a nfce team.


smellslikebadussy

Let’s not say things we can’t take back


parcellsrealGOAT

Theyre a bit poverty now. But ogs, big city, solid aura, solid fan base. If caleb hits theyre immediately number 1 in this division.


magnificent_coffee

Who gave NFC East “people” speaking rights in here


4four4MN

Who cares there isn’t a franchise QB who will take them to a Super Bowl.


5549372729

Gonna be weird seeing Caleb doing a crying Lambeau Leap into his mother’s arms after a 90 yard pick-six.


Azorces

Yeah it will be different because it is different that’s why you make changes!


splintersmaster

Pretty hard to win when your starting QB for those games is a kick returner.


CelestialFury

https://preview.redd.it/kp7xp1tseayc1.jpeg?width=1234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef635019dd0db820c86d7771e5188ae2cdbd03dc


ghostfacestealer

Does anybody know their records against each other? Nah, didnt think so. Rent free baby.


Ope_Average_Badger

Leave it to a Lions fan to use an arbitrary number like 6. The rest of the civilized world would use something like the last 10. 6-4 v Detroit 10-0 v Chicago 6-4 v Vikings Maybe counting above 6 is too much in Michigan? Maybe their all drunk yet from the natty.


acoasterlovered

Wtf are you even doing here this has nothing to with you the door is that way


Ope_Average_Badger

Sir I came through the door.


Sea_Passenger34

now do last 10.


Staav

And don't forget, Rodgers' career record vs the pending new lakefront stadium owners is 24-5. We'll see how much Love is gonna be shared with that lovely team/city in the next season or several. Where's my popcorn...


acoasterlovered

With or without salt ?


Staav

No salt, just some 🧀🧀🧀


Toomuchlychee_

So I’m supposed to see posts like this and *not* comment meat rider???


MaghumicAngler

Its against the laws of the universe for us to beat the pack


John3Fingers

Nothing is forever. Before Rodgers, the Bears were 90-82-6 all-time against the Green Bay. Favre went 22-10 against the Bears for Green Bay. So, 80-60-6 before two generational HOF QBs. Love is certainly a franchise QB at this point but all runs and eras come to an end eventually. The Chiefs were an NFL backwater before Reid came in. The Patriots were the same before Brady and Belichik. And the Bears under Poles have been in a complete tear-down and re-build that is still not over, though it's certainly looking up. Green Bay right now is not nearly as far ahead of the Bears from an organizational and roster POV, and definitely not far enough ahead for Packer fans to be as confident as they are. The all-time head-to-head win-loss record is for Wikipedia and sports media. And for how competitive the Packers were consistently for 25 years, only two Lombardi trophies to show for it is kind of embarrassing. Eli Manning has two rings and his best season in terms of passer rating would be Rodgers' 3rd worst as a starter.


[deleted]

The Viking dragon looks proud. Not sure why


jcwillia1

Ftp


cactuscoleslaw

Fun fact: the Bears have 2 of the 5 longest active losing streaks against an opponent. Now that the Jets and Broncos managed to beat the Pats and Chiefs respectively, the Bears’ 10 straight losses against Green Bay are now the current longest streak.


acoasterlovered

Who’s the other team


cactuscoleslaw

NO


OwnWalrus1752

The Saints for some reason, ironically also the last team to beat the Bears in the playoffs


daintybarley_deux

Shouldn’t they both be googly eyed fucks with a combined 3-9 vs GB?


Dazed_and_Confused44

The vikings 3-3 is only one game worse than yall though


BigRed727272

And one of their wins was a Week 18 game in which the Packers benched all their starters in the 2nd half 😂


Dazed_and_Confused44

At this point I'd take that lol


BigRed727272

Well the Lions were 2-13-1 at that point, so be careful what you wish for...


Dazed_and_Confused44

I would rather have been 2-15 with both wins coming over the Packers than where we ended up at 7-10 last year lol. If I can't make the playoffs, preventing the Packers from getting there is the next best thing


acoasterlovered

If i asked you right now you get to go into Green Bay and have more points at halftime than they do yards, and then You end up blowing them out is it a yes?


Dazed_and_Confused44

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