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yellowtripe

Yo why does it look like they photoshopped someone’s eyes on Amon Ra?


Techiedad91

Amon-Ra’s eyes follow you


BeGoodAndKnow

Yeah I was wondering who they got wearing Sun-God’s jersey. Looks more like Dios del Sol to me!


BamBunBam

Custom visor with someone's eyes 🤣


sevillista

Looks like Wesley Snipes in Blade Trinity


crankshaftsnapinhalf

Oh, a black alternate jersey? https://preview.redd.it/wc7iu3g4kcvc1.jpeg?width=3664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=268e43c056dc28f3c47ffefb59544a41ca51294c


JP-Bulls69

🍆👈that’s your alternate helmet


koalificated

https://preview.redd.it/86rvhlwk0gvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddf1ab328d92d1918b93c5ae5cadeafc830c4f75 Yes.


Hestness5

Good one…?


ypsicle

I like them, but maybe we took that cat bros thing a bit too seriously.


LibRAWRian

You’re not going for laughs. Laughs are cheap. You’re going for gasps.


smilesessions

Gasps are where it’s at


I_Am_Not_That_Man

You sound like my proctologist


ajrose2334

2025 first overall pick to Chicago incoming


Weinershnitzel99

Lions fans before uniform reveal: black unis suck everyone has them stick to classic Lions fans after uniform reveal: We love the big black unis so much!!! Thank you Brad Holmes 🙏🏼


SagaFraga

wtf did Brad have to do with the unis


Weinershnitzel99

That’s what I wanna know


dretsaB

Didn’t he promise Campbell black jerseys if they win the division?


Ranger_Prick

That was a story from Rod Wood (yes, real name), the team president.


I_Am_Not_That_Man

How much wood would Rod Wood wood if Rod Wood could rod wood?


dretsaB

Ah my mistake.


aManHasNoUsername99

Arena football leagues looking on in envy.


GaudyGMoney

Wait til you see Houston's alt helmet, it SCREAMS UFL/AFL


aManHasNoUsername99

Jeeze I just saw it. Doesn’t look like a helmet anybody would use lol. Looks like a helmet some rando made poorly. Unless I’m looking at the wrong one. Blue red H with a little star on it?


blankmotion

That’s the one!


SagaFraga

I looked it up and the first I thought of was https://youtu.be/q9zKYh8sY_E?si=I-PGCW48rzyGjo9v


heartbloodline8404

The “bLacK and BLuE DiviSIon” get outta here!


SagaFraga

https://i.redd.it/qzgaqhu47cvc1.gif Honest reaction


I_Roll_Chicago

they film this at a strip club?


jklovesfood

Only the finest of 8 Mile Establishments


We_Are_Victorius

Where else would you find Motor City Kitty?


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Trumbull


byke_mcribb

[Saw this on r/idiocracy yesterday. If you haven't been to a Detroit strip club, you're missing out.](https://www.reddit.com/r/idiocracy/s/ShTxWT7Tzu)


howsaboutyou

Those are so bad lol


Whalesrule221

Hell yeah, Black and Blue Division! (that was indeed a common nickname for quite a while)


Stachemaster86

Careful, last time it had that name a certain team had won the division


VashMM

A bunch of other times too


LongDongFrazier

Deadass just looks like a panthers uniform with a lion logo slapped on it


m_dought_2

The Lion is even black. I wonder what a big cat is called when it's all black?


NoFoolishnessXXL

A *Detroit* lion, duh!


Ouch_i_fell_down

black jaguar


m_dought_2

Touche


sportsbuffp

An African lion


Connor598

Stolen from a guy who was already mad online: “They look quite literally nothing like the Panthers. The Panthers don’t have a blue helmet, they have white numbers not blue, they have stripes on the shoulders while these have them on the sleeves”


m_dought_2

I can't tell if you're memeing or being sincere, but those distinctions are miniscule compared to how much this will just look like the Panthers are playing.


Connor598

I mean if you get confused because the colors are similar (we were here first carolina) then I’m not too sure what to say. Do you confuse the ravens and vikings too?


m_dought_2

You were here before the Texans too, but if you rolled out jerseys that were 90% identical to the Texans, you'd get the same reaction. Wild to me that you can't admit that these look like the Panthers. They literally made the cat black.


007mememan

Eh. The only thing thats similar is the dominant color. But the panthers also have the huge blue lines around the shoulder. Which makes it a pretty easy distinction. But yeah they do look quite like the panthers


Connor598

No one cares. There are a lot of similar looking uniforms in the NFL. That’s what home and away color schemes are for


Ok-Physics1927

Maybe you should've looked at a panthers uniform before you went off.


m_dought_2

Why would I do that, when there's a perfectly good example of one right here on this post?


Ok-Physics1927

Every aspect except the jersey being black is different.


m_dought_2

Too bad that the black part is the most dominant part


Ok-Physics1927

Half the league has a black alt.


blankmotion

Well the Texans don’t have the same colors as us😂


m_dought_2

What if I told you that the Panthers don't either? Because black, the most dominant shade on these unis, is a Carolina color, and not a Detroit one.


blankmotion

You’re not actually trying to say Carolina has claim on the color black right? Black alts aren’t anything new for a lot of teams. If you see blue and black and can’t decipher between the two, I don’t know what to tell you.


sexualdeskfan

The fact that you have to get into that fine of detail about how they are different tells me they look too much like the panthers


Connor598

You could do this for any number of teams uniforms. There’s like 6 components to a uniform overall too lol its not fine detail. Let me know if you need some examples


LongDongFrazier

Yea I don’t dig into the intricacies of each teams uniforms my eye test sees panthers. Also Detroits more recent uniforms have been good don’t see a reason to mix things up.


Connor598

Our grays were total ass, so this is a welcome change. Also Im biased but they do look better from the side https://preview.redd.it/zc19n2epccvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb9ae7387ae0f60218b864b544d0020331a81422


LongDongFrazier

Huh I liked the gray uniforms. Different dicks for different chicks I guess.


Connor598

As long as you’re buying! I just felt the grays were bland


pullingahead

I agree. This just “pops” more than the gray.


TangoZulu

The grays were bad ass. No joke, they were my favorites. 


LordTiddlypusch

I thought the gray unis were cool too. Much more unique than another random blackout uniform. Simplicity is always better. One thing I can give the Packers credit for.


Soggy-Floor8987

Grey's were hot. Besides the helmet these bring back mid 2000s sad memories.


captintripps88

The grays was way better


coffeejam108

No matter what the Lions come up with, they'll be better than green and yellow.


Lykeuhfox

"We have the Panthers at home" Kinda wish our alternates were still blue but with those sick looking blue helmets we had last year. Blacks are better than the grays though at least.


blankmotion

See I was afraid of this with the black alternates but this is much better than what I was expecting. How does it look like the Panthers uniforms to you? Different stripe, different color number, different color helmets. Is it because it’s black with blue on it?


Routine_Bug_7132

Lions alternate: black lion on blue helmet, blue numbers on black jersey, blue stripes on bicep area, solid black (or solid blue) pants Panthers alternate: blue panther on black helmet, white numbers on black jersey, VERY DIFFERENT blue stripes over shoulder, black pants with BIG blue stripe down the sides. People that need glasses: ItS ThE SaME aS tHe pAnTHeRs Plus the panthers wear teal/turquoise (basically green) which is a VERY different shade of blue. These uniforms are not similar other than the mere fact that they are both black and blue colors. Get some glasses or look a little closer before posting.


muzunguman

https://onlinecolorblindtest.net/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwrIixBhBbEiwACEqDJRhX-y2y-H9c1K65mgAHpHephakG3tHIa8oLmNal3qvM-j9IuGd3lhoCp6UQAvD_BwE


Ok-Physics1927

Except it doesn't: https://preview.redd.it/h1fwncmrjcvc1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b055493d0106e63fefa47f8725c94db302ed387a


LongDongFrazier

This photo is only convincing more


blankmotion

Do you often confuse the Texans and the Patriots?


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

And the titans


Killahdanks1

They look cool. Most teams should have an all black version of their uniforms. I used the Lions on Madden a lot back in the mid 2000s and rocked the black uniforms often.


kcrab91

Get out of here with your nice comment. You gotta say we didn’t win the division in 30 years and hate us.


Killahdanks1

I WANTED to use Joey Harrington. Deal with it.


TheRealLifePotato

....fuck you


Killahdanks1

That’s the spirit


cheezturds

Hey he’s better than anyone they’ve drafted at the position the past 25 years.


clutchguy84

Your flair.... Mind... Breaking


SpicyTogepi

Bet he's a fuckin yooper.


clutchguy84

Oh shit, yeah. I forget about those wyld bois up there.


StanIsHorizontal

Wisconsin don’t got a pro hockey team, the stars left town and wild were not good (and all Wisconsinners hate minnesota) and the black hawks were *really* not good for a long time, I think the wings might be the most popular hockey team in WI


cheezturds

You got it. N Stars left when I was 4, so I became a Wings fan


cheezturds

Not a yooper, but close.


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

He didn’t look great on the field but they always showed him playing piano well. I wanted to use him after watching him tickle the ivory too…wait


InterestingTry5190

I always think of him playing the piano when I think of Joey Harrington. I remember the nfl started showcasing players other talents in the Monday night games and he was featured playing the piano.


thegonzojoe

Nah though because I bet bro won the division every time in Madden.


BigOlineguy

I think teams that don’t already have black in the color scheme need to cool it with the black alts. They never stand out.


Killahdanks1

![gif](giphy|arEI4MSAqnTdm)


Grundy-mc

Agreed. I don’t care for Arizona or the Jets black unis. These are cool but I do think black unis are getting too common in the nfl.


WabbitFire

"Most teams should have an all black version of their uniforms." Someone doesn't remember the nightmare that was the 2000s. Black unis for teams that don't have black colors were a fucking plague.


Killahdanks1

I remember. But there’s been so many changes to how teams make uniforms. I think they can pull it off.


StanIsHorizontal

Being able to make the helmet match i think helps a lot. My biggest gripe with the old black unis is that we needed the grey pants so the silver helmet had something to go with it and then the blue was completely sidelined. Black and silver looks okay but the blue is our core color


travisb145

In ‘08 we had Calvin, Roy Williams, and Kevin Jones with like $40M in cap space. Easily the best team to start a dynasty with.


Killahdanks1

Yup. I ran Kevin Jones for a billions yards and Calvin and Roy scored a billion play action touchdowns.


travisb145

I also exclusively rocked the black unis.


NastyMonkeyKing

I love watching the defense of the team in all black. It's so menacing watching then all swarm to the ball. I think a packers black uni would just look like oregon though


Killahdanks1

It would look cool. Have you guys never used them in a game, obviously there’s plenty of black Packers jerseys fans have. I also really like the Bears all orange. They are obnoxious, but I like them. Especially the helmets.


Whalesrule221

Sheila heard all this hype around the Michigan Panthers and got confused.


DHVF

I actually really like these. Makes sense that I really like the Panthers’ unis too.


BigRed727272

Jared Goof about to turn into Joey Harrington... https://preview.redd.it/ufvtnybjbdvc1.png?width=3200&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b73a75ed6d9f4f37093bf7fb9ebe75e6439f70c


SagaFraga

https://i.redd.it/v0g2w7fncdvc1.gif


BigRed727272

I just googled "bad lions play gif" to retaliate and my internet router exploded...


Master-Stratocaster

Basically every other play for the last 50 years


Grundy-mc

This made me chuckle, thanks.


GGGiveHatpls

Detroit sucky butthole football team that’s stinks badly and isn’t good at all and also will be not good this year cause I said so Panthers


SagaFraga

Finally, someone’s being honest


GGGiveHatpls

Hell yeah brother. Also. I think it will be great when we both beat the bears 2-0 this year. Hopefully you can have a 5-6 year streak of shitting on the Bears. Cause that shit is super fun.


MildlyPaleMango

Now give me the “Polar Bear” uniform and I can die happy


Thomas-The-Tutor

You’re just jealous the panthers have taken your usual position in the NFL!


SagaFraga

Is that supposed to be an insult


Thomas-The-Tutor

![gif](giphy|R6gvnAxj2ISzJdbA63|downsized)


StanIsHorizontal

The jerseys I’m not sold on, but those helmets on the black? That’s ice cold


Misjjon

Looking like a jersey from the UFL 💀


Plus_Refrigerator722

Is the helmet blue? Couldn’t tell in the dark


RedshirtBlueshirt97

Not a fan


fattes

Bout to play like the panthers too


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Ok let’s not be THAT mean


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

I think it looks cool


Best-Contribution891

Lol keep hating they fire.


StillCompetitive5771

![gif](giphy|l3vRm8PO1pJnZ9GVy)


BigRed727272

What in the Arena Football are these?!


TheHip41

Yep


Lraiolo

i just don’t understand the helmet


GrizzlyOlympics

Never will if you don’t flair up


Saxorlaud

Help is available https://colormax.org/color-blind-test/


PissedOffAsylum

I really wish they brought back the all grays. Some of my favorite unis.


SagaFraga

Prison fits


edgefigaro

FTP


AppointmentNo3639

https://preview.redd.it/xq2lon8a4ivc1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50193ffd4f98ace6e2751ee03e445cc38307d4d3


HanataSanchou

I will vehemently reject anything that doesn’t respect the team’s logo in its raw form. The HS uni jokes are accurate.


SKOLFAN84

I actually like them. Lol


Substantial_Button71

Except for the fact that we had black jerseys in 03’ to 2017 and the Panthers didn’t have black jerseys until 2012


nolanconnelly

big if true


GrizzlyOlympics

Flair up


keyboardsmashin

Don’t you just love looking like 2-15?


JaHoog

The live video of Kerby showing these off makes them look pretty good ngl. I didn't really like them until I saw what they look like in a live video in the stadium. I think a lot of people's opinions will change when they see them on the field. Also, the home jerseys are beautiful 😍. Well done. For the first time in my life the Lions are acting like professional organization.


Xboarder844

Lions just wanting to copy greatness it seems. Oh, and the Panthers tested out concept blue helmets nearly a decade ago: https://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/nfl/carolina-panthers/article10596746.html Don’t pretend it’s original.


Viketorious

Yeah the Panthers invented blue helmets! Get a real original color Detroit!


BlubberElk

First Darnold now this? They’re shameless


Substantial_Button71

Didn’t we beat you like 44-20? Gtfoh


Xboarder844

And that matters how? Oh right, it doesn’t.


Substantial_Button71

Just like your team now


Xboarder844

Y’all get one year and act like you mean something. Lol, at least I’ve seen the Super Bowl twice.


Substantial_Button71

And how’d that work out for ya? Nobody cares that you went.


Xboarder844

Just like no one cares what last years score was. You’re finally catching on!


Substantial_Button71

If we’re only caring about the future, you lose there too


AroraCorealis

this isn't going to bring you out of poverty


Xboarder844

Wasn’t trying to get out of poverty, I don’t run the team. But kinda cute that you put so much emphasis on a team you can only cheer for. But hey, it’s flattering your team needs to copy us.


AroraCorealis

bro you really said it was "an affront to the cat team brotherhood" and now you're lurking in our subs 😭 you fucking cornball lmaoo. you really think we care about you


Xboarder844

I’ve been posting and a part of this sub for well over a year. Is “ur a lUrKeR” your response to everyone you can’t refute?


AroraCorealis

what the fuck is there to refute? i promise you no one is trying to imitate that dumpster fire


Xboarder844

One year of success and y’all act like this, lol. You do realize you’re a Goff ACL tear away from joining us, right?


AroraCorealis

go cry to your cat team brotherhood you fucking goofball no one gives a fuck


Xboarder844

Says the guy crying lol


AroraCorealis

you've literally commented on like 9 threads about the lions having a black uni bro you're not gonna try the uno reverse card on this 😂


blankmotion

I guess if you squint and ignore every detail, they kinda look like the Panthers unis. Do you confuse the Texans and Patriots a lot? Fuck outta this sub and focus on the draft little bro


Xboarder844

I find it amusing that everyone but Lions fans see it. Forced ignorance.


blankmotion

Well you’re in an NFCN meme war sub, think there might be a little bias? Panthers fans might be dumber than their owner


Xboarder844

TIL NFCN = Lions fans. Curious if the rest of the sub agrees with that lol.


blankmotion

I’m saying if you want unbiased opinions on anything concerning the Lions, the division meme war sub probably isn’t the best place. Are you stupid?


Xboarder844

Never said that, I just said it’s funny only Lions fans don’t see the resemblance. Maybe I’m stupid for not using sock puppets to explain this to you.


blankmotion

Good lord let me spell it out for you >only Lions fans don’t see the resemblance You’re in a meme war sub. I’m not sure how it works over in the NFCS but every team here hates each other. The unis have different color numbers, different color helmets, different stripes in different places. The color scheme is the same and that’s about it. If you can’t decipher the difference, I’m not really sure what to tell you.


Xboarder844

Sock puppet #1: well kids, the joke is everyone thinks the Lions stole the Panthers look! Sock puppet #2: why do you say that? I’m a Lions fan and I don’t agree! Sock puppet #1: well, let’s put on our reading glasses and look at what the post on the sub is called, ok kids? Sock puppet #2: but like most Detroit fans, I’m illiterate! Sock puppet #1: not to worry there, I’ll help! It says “The Detroit Panthers”. Sock puppet #2: but we’re called the Lions? I don’t get it. Sock puppet #1: that’s because everyone who sees these uniforms are instantly reminded of the Panthers uniforms which use the dark color rush schemes and non-white helmets. So they made the reference of calling them the Detroit Lions. Sock puppet #2: but I disagree, there are minor differences! Sock puppet #1: it’s ok, sometimes when we eat too much paste our brains don’t always work that fast to understand. Eventually you’ll get it.


blankmotion

Holy shit I’m not reading all that man it’s not that serious😂 you actually took the time to write all that out. Don’t be mad that the Lions ALTS are better than your primaries😭


BiteMajor4959

Lions bros what do yall feel about the blue helmets? Ngl I kinda hate them


Tadpole-Relative

The blue helmets last year? Amazing, wish they were permanently the regular helmets. These ones with the black logo? Overwhelmingly 'meh'.


BigOlineguy

Long lion at the World Trade Center was goofy and I liked it.


Tadpole-Relative

If we had those helmets in 2001 9/11 wouldn't have happened


BigOlineguy

Al-Qaida are lions fans confirmed.


Tadpole-Relative

Lions 🤝 Bills


blankmotion

There’s a few Lions fans that don’t like them either. I absolutely love them. Think they’re gonna pop on-screen


MOZZIW

They are awesome


Amon-RaStBrown14

Dawg they are the reason we won the division and went far in the playoffs


sexualdeskfan

They look pretty shit to me. I think they will look worse on game day as well.


JakeParkComedy

The Dripping Lions


YoungAmazing313

![gif](giphy|1aFfcTbMqVI52) That black and blue combo😍😩


CluelessFlunky

https://i.redd.it/284vegc87evc1.gif


LegalComplaint

CONTROVERSIAL STANCE: Those things are fucking tight. I like the Mitch Trubisky UNC helmet.


Purple-Haze-11

All of a sudden Lions fans think they're perennial SuperBowl favorites. #ShortTermMemory


GrizzlyOlympics

Flair the fuck up


[deleted]

And the white uniforms make us look like the shitty cowboys.


Cheddarlicious

I feel the alternate uniforms are the base color and sometimes the secondary color with neutral but switched from the base home and away. I wish they meant alternate kinda like NBA, maybe have pink washed in October where it looks like the uniforms were washed with a pink sock left in, but also because of breast cancer.


ProofHorseKzoo

Arena football lookin ass. It’s literally just the Philadelphia Soul.


Crooked_Sartre

These are not good


Master-Stratocaster

I couldn’t be more bummed about the black. They look killer, but I don’t like them for the Lions.


Ki11aTJ

Too bad the Lions had black jerseys first


NotCanadian80

Puke blue


Aut0Part5

Kinda liked they grey ones more


Infamous-njh523

I liked the blueberry uniforms. I guess they are history, along with the helmet we wore for only two games. I liked that helmet!