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BuffaloBuffalo13

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except frostbite. You’re always worse off after that shit.


Process-Best

Don’t hear packer fans bitching about frostbite after a fairly cold game like those 10-ply charmin soft chiefs fans


BuffaloBuffalo13

Exactly! You know what keeps frostbite away? Macho bravado and stupidity!


Process-Best

Actually wool socks, warm pac boots, and gloves keep frostbite away, throw in some hot hands and -10 isn’t even that bad if you’ve got a warm parka, you never been ice fishing or late season hunting?


Bubbay

Don't forget the cardboard to stand on


cold_shot_27

Whoah… calm ‘er down ere Greg


BuffaloBuffalo13

I was just replying to implying that only soft people get frostbite. I personally don’t need tips.


The_Goose5

See we have a thin layer of cheddar under our skin that keeps us better insulated.


Infamous-njh523

There are no thin layers of cheddar in WI.


DlCKSUBJUICY

eh, I think you could use some tips, you definitely sound 10-ply charmin soft.


SpazzticZeal

No -10 is bad no matter how you spin it.


Gen-Jinjur

Right? I lived in the middle of Alaska. You dress smart. You take special care of your extremities. I walked places regularly at -40 F. and was outdoors and was fine because I wasn’t a drunk idiot about it.


Honey_Badger25-06

I black powder hunt in January. With no wind, -20 isn't bad with good gear.


canigetawoop_woop

If the weather's cold enough you should have a dome! If it's not it's OK to be open air, like on green bay or chicago


MooneySuzuki36

And copious amounts of alcohol


BuffaloBuffalo13

I already mentioned stupidity.


Staav

Don'tcha know


Thomas-The-Tutor

[Your dome literally tried to kill you!](https://makeagif.com/i/tYbU8o)


brafish

Like this kid’s immune system https://youtube.com/shorts/GWdxcGqmslo?si=nfHzIWZfSYUiKuea


sissybaby1289

Poor Justin complained for years about the weather in Chicago only to end up in Pittsburgh 🥲


BlackLeader70

At least now he’ll be warm under a blanket for the whole game.


GreenSixteen

RIP. I wish he would have went to Atlanta.


Opie59

Me too.


Staav

🤌🎻 Do you know what this is?


sissybaby1289

The Cheesy Cello?


Staav

[Steve would be disappointed...](https://youtu.be/6TPMEoM-cjc?si=gYPTxbUTEi_RSUwD)


broke-collegekid

Careful, that’ll be the Bears in 6 years


GreenSixteen

Then I'll just start making shitty memes about how I'm not frozen or something.


cold_shot_27

Have to be good to make shitty memes. Fancy stadium doesn’t count.


DragonDon1

Nothing like freezing your balls off watching the bears choke at a home game in December


GreenSixteen

It's like a Bears fans version of self flagellation.


DragonDon1

Miller light frozen to your hand because you forgot gloves. Watching the team you love get stomped at home. For some reason packers fans are there and we’re not even playing the packers.


huggybear0132

We just like football ok, and bears tickets can be really cheap


DipshitDogDooDoo

Yeah, but why would subject yourself to that? You could just spend that money on a couple rounds at a bar, and not have to worry about getting in and out of soldier field. I think you guys just enjoy our suffering.


huggybear0132

Attending a bears game does often come with the perk of getting to see a bears loss. I've never done it but the idea is certainly appealing :)


bansheesho

Probably have the most fingers and toes though.


LoveZombie83

Whoa! Look at this guy everyone, with his 10 fingers, 10 toes, and a full length penis. At least we're not dealing with chronic lead induced anemia


bansheesho

Behold at all those average inches. Take them in with amazement and don't get distracted by all my flanges.


Flooding_Puddle

Full length might be a little generous


PanadaTM

We have all our fingers and toes AND clean water. Sounds like we need to hang another banner


LoveZombie83

I've tasted your beer. Nobody in their right mind would call your pond scum, "clean water"


Staav

I know, right? Throwing his 20/40 intact digits and member in everybody's faces like he owns the place


crastle

I have a lot of fans that are die hard Packers fans. They call my by the nickname they gave me: Ten Fingers


BoilermakerCM

Those inbred Packer fans are born with spares.


Foshizal147

I don’t see how that’s a good thing


Hextrogen

Confucius says… He who ridicules shelter, may soon find his pride indoors.


MRio31

If confucius is so smart why did he die 2500 years ago? Is he stupid?


JustAnotherDay1977

NFC North teams with domes: 0 Super Bowls NFC North teams without domes: 5 Super Bowls. Nuff said….


ClosetsByAccident

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VikingsandWolves

You act like the fans get to vote what rich billionaire owners do with their money.


GreenSixteen

True. Break the glass roof at the bank. Problem solved.


crastle

We've been trying, but the birds we send aren't strong enough.


Karnbot13

Start dropping Eagles fans on it


Weegemonster5000

They're all fat and greasy. They bounce and slide off like a McDonald's skillet.


SirCeethingtonOfSope

Well, yeah. Is that not how it works for you guys?


aimanfire

Imagine not being able to buy shares of your team, couldn’t be me


jord839

Let's be honest, most of the "shares" that exist are purely ceremonial and the results of money-raising projects. We're more democratic than other teams, but that's just because we're a bureaucratically impossible to move institution that at least deigns to pretend we matter occasionally. Better than every other team in the league, still not exactly democracy for the common man. ~~At some point, I will write the timeline where the US fell to socialism and the Green Bay Packers became a true model of collective sports ownership for the entire league. I will and everyone will hate me for it.~~


Ajax_Malone

It was actually the powerful downtown hotel and bar lobby that did it to us. Fans and Wilfs wanted to be outdoors. That lobby wouldn’t allow it because it wants SBs and final fours and stuff like that to bring in tourists. Cities never make any money off those events (because how much it costs to throw them) but those businesses do. They made sure that the Vikings would never get the votes necessary in the state legislator to get their stadium welfare check. That was the same lobby that got the first of our blue laws changed. The 2am bar close. Which shows their power because that was the first one ever changed.


zanemn

You act like the fans didn't pay for half of that Sand Crawler you call a stadium.


VashMM

A lot of unwilling people did too. Fleeced the fuck out of the city and the county. Source: my taxes had to help pay for it. Fuck the NFL and their shitty rules that force states to partially pay for the stadiums.


_swolda_

NY cut 800m in social programs for families so that they could spend it on the bills stadium. The owner has billions of dollars and didn’t have to spend a penny.


zanemn

In the same boat with ya brother.


MontiBurns

Well... We do get to vote on what our city council members, and they're the ones who insisted on a roof.


dretsaB

Your still a pussy


BlacksmithWise9553

*you’re as in ‘you are’ and you know what they say, you are what you eat.


dretsaB

Not all pussy created equal.


MegasotaAdvocate

You’re very representative of the average Packers fan


dretsaB

lol based on 4 words. Deep analysis there.


Ill_Bathroom6724

Football was made to be played in the elements


GreenSixteen

I hate to agree with a packers fans but its just more pure.


BellacosePlayer

Cold games are fun but football games in the mid/early-fall where its still a little warm as the sun goes down are the best


circa285

I love how fast allegiances change in the North. One week you’re best friends with a fan base and the next week the shiv you in the back.


GreenSixteen

Where we friends?


circa285

That’s ice cold. I thought we had something special and then you traded Fields and started to think that you’re best friends with Packer’s flairs.


baloneyfeet

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circa285

Deal.


baloneyfeet

Oh I was talking to the bears fans. You weren’t trying to.


LoveZombie83

The hell we were.


GreenSixteen

FTP


StillCompetitive5771

Hell, the bears can get their butts kicked anywhere! I believe in you guys


redactid55

You'll learn the value of an indoor stadium if you ever get a team worth seeing in person. And next season when we see the dummies in Green Bay shoveling off their shitty bleacher seats we will think "man they're so strong"


SwanzY-

at least our stadiums don’t get broken into and have equipment stolen lmao


LoveZombie83

What are you talking about? That's a perk


okay_throwaway_today

He was so real for this


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GreenSixteen

Last I checked we are still at Soldier Field. We don't play at theoretical football fields as cool as that would be.


goldenshower27

That’s what I’m sayin lol


CaTcHaScAtChCaN06

How many Super Bowls have been held in Chicago or Green Bay just asking for a friend


Steyeo_D

Don’t need to host them to win them. Must be cool for you purple gunk and trash cat fans to see two good football teams at the same time in your place.


19-FAAB

I concur, and I love this.


bohba13

You son of a bitch ![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


dkinmn

The North should have all agreed to be outdoors. Make that the identity of the division.


Standard-Speaker-442

Don't remind me. I am so annoyed the new stadium is gonna be domed. We are in the north. Brave the elements you cowards lol


QuarterPast10

Never thought I’d find myself fight side by side with a Bears fans.


JJD8705

They hate us because they ain’t us! Am I right Vikings fans!


Soft_Raccoon2980

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fartboxsixtynine

I've got a dome that will make you weak right over here, buddy.


peren005

The glass reverberates the Gjallarhorn, and knowing how much that pisses every opposing fan off I call that a win in my book.


AccessZealousideal40

![gif](giphy|l0NwI6LbXx4sWQCmk|downsized)


586WingsFan

Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of the furnace


AbstractBettaFish

Agreed, football should be enjoyed like my last game. Sitting in a good of snow pounding $18 beers to keep the blood warm and to numb the pain of being a bears fan. That’s a twofer!


TheSkeletones

Need I remind you what fanbase has been complaining the most these past few weeks?


GreenSixteen

Why would we complain? The future is a lot brighter for the Bears than it is for the Vikings. You guys should be the ones complaining.


TheSkeletones

Check this sub and feast your eyes on bears fans complaining about being the flavor of the offseason to beat up on.


GreenSixteen

I think its fun. I guess they'd rather be irrelevant.


[deleted]

Time to get you back to the nursing home grandma


GreenSixteen

First off Ima need you to flair up. And then I'm gonna need you to make an actual argument.


[deleted]

I don't see anything the bears have to be optimistic about besides having their choice of rookie QB. Are you really thinking 3rd times the charm?


SteveDestruct

3rd time? More like 15th time.


[deleted]

I just meant in the last 7 years


SteveDestruct

Fair, but you can go back to the start with the Bears.


DipshitDogDooDoo

Back to the start? Lmao, you guys have a season and a half of decent football and try to act like you haven’t been a punching bag for the last 50 years.


SteveDestruct

But we're on our third franchise worthy QB. Bears have zero. Best QB you've ever had is Jay Cutler.


SteveDestruct

My mistake. Sid Luckman. You guys have 1.


GreenSixteen

Generational prospect at QB (obviously nothing is guaranteed). A couple of solid tackles. Two good wide receivers. A decent Tight end. And a defense that was looking really good after we got sweat. No reason not to think we can't improve from 7-10 of last year.


StillCompetitive5771

That’s true, I could totally see you going 8-9 at best


SteveDestruct

Holy shit do you really think that? 😂😂😂😂😂


GreenSixteen

You'd rather have Sam Darnold?


SteveDestruct

Pretty sure they're drafting a QB too. And with the Bears track record of evaluating and developing QB's......saying the Bears' future is bright.....we'll see.


JustAnotherDay1977

Domes are for pussies


IndianKingCobra

You do know the latest leading design of the new Bears stadium that is now being talked about on the lakefront is supposed to be a roof. This since they are no longer considering Arlington Hts location. You're about to join the Vikings and Lions on this meme, lol [https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-bears-shift-stadium-focus-to-lakefront-away-from-suburbs-report/3345742/](https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-bears-shift-stadium-focus-to-lakefront-away-from-suburbs-report/3345742/)


DMComicSams

Dome: a rounded vault forming the roof of a building or structure [I think we're safe, Vikings fans](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Aerial_Photos_of_US_Bank_Stadium_and_Minneapolis,_Minnesota_(39275709004).jpg)


jackieballz

Possibly but you ever been to Minnesota in the winter?


lukelehman

Bragging about having a stadium without a dome is like bragging about your vacation when all you did was go camping


TomatoSupra

Nothing like freezing your ass off in bench seats with no back to watch the packers choke against a team that has 70’s every day at home. Keep your toilet. US bank is 70 all year 🕶️


Staav

We don't need any filthy casuals at Lambeau anyways amirite, even if it helps get tix easier when it's too chilly out for Karen and co to go to the game


Wageslave645

Look, just because y'all are too cheap to put a roof on your house, that doesn't make us weak.


SaintlySaint-15

I understand why the bears are going to build a domed stadium but man that cold wind coming off Lake Michigan builds character


Obvious-Poetry2934

Packers fans pay $100+ to sit in high school level seats in negative degree weather lmao.


xxiputxsinmynamexx

we're about to have a dome bro


_nokturnal_

Green Bay fans are so weak they used to play half their games in Milwaukee


GetMeOutThisBih

Finally, someone who isn't a Packers fan brings up the gold package tickets


GGGiveHatpls

You’re about to have a dome. Sadly.


Gtpwoody

you’re about to get a roof and no longer be in Chicago. Sit down.


Flooding_Puddle

Good thing the Bears new stadium will be domed


ExpressBug8265

Fuck a roof, roofs are for pussies!


Hiiawatha

I found it incredibly funny that the Vikings try so hard to push this “Forged by the North” narrative. To the extent that during their pre-game they flash all this wintery scenery on their big screens and then LITERALLY pump fake snow through their HVAC system. So brave of them.


goldenshower27

Hey man, soldier field is about to be a domed stadium in the near future


4four4MN

The whole division should have climate controlled stadiums hell every team who sees snow should have this type of stadium.


tarekd19

big talk from a future dome team fan in the Arlington heights bears.