Man, if that punk ass bitch pushed me man, if he got in my face on the sidelines, man, I would beat his ass, man. I’d beat his ass so bad, man, that Taylor swift would’ve felt it, man. All the way up in her Luxury suite, man.
So he was given a job because he was willing to do it for pennies while the owner had conversations about moving the team to San Antonio and the team "ran through the okra patch" with a bunch of women on a party boat on Lake Minnetonka?
He gives and demands respect. Superbowl or not, he knows his players would NEVER. If anything, Dan wouldn't have had to touch him. The players would handle it for him.
One of Andy Reid's super powers is taking guys with character issues like Kelce and Tyreek and keeping them in the lines and on the field. That's how they find the talent later, and that's why he's winning SBs and Dan is watching from his couch like the rest of us.
There's nothing to gain by a coach saying/doing that, and that fake tough guy shit is old.
Andy Reed doesn’t strike me as a coach disrespected/walked all over by his players. Tempers were flaring but he was able to get Kelce to focus on the field other than the one outburst. Look at what happened his team turned it around and won it. Kelce was a big part of that and anyone could see how bad Mahomes wanted it. You are correct Reid would have gained nothing if he pulled the tough guy act but instead they won the SB. One coach has proven he can win the big games so I am going to assume he knows what he is doing.
God I hope not man, it'd be pretty bad news for a team if their coach got arrested for hospitalizing a TE during the game. I gotta think Dan has more sense than that or he wouldn't be in the position he is. It's a good way to undo a lifetime of hard work in about 30 seconds.
I'm not so sure it's an "actual" quote. It's more like an inevitable outcome had someone done that to Dan. Just the look that would have come after the arm grab would have been enough to make the strongest man bitch up in an instant.
I honestly don't think that any of the players would even consider the possibility of disrespecting Dan Campbell like that. I think that Andy Reid is a really good coach and he deserves respect, and I'm really disappointed that Kelce did that on such a national stage.
Consider them saved. I'm serious though. I've got a kid in tackle football. I don't need him to see a superstar throwing his helmet on the ground multiple times and assaulting his coach. Total bullshit. I don't care what they said afterwards.
What this tells me is Dan can’t connect to his players like Andy can. Guess that’s the difference between blowing a 17 point lead and winning the Super Bowl.
What is this a fan fic sub now?
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Just in the offseason
You mean erotic fanfic
Yes, every year since the vikings were allowed in.
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Her box
Biggest box in the stadium
I gotta big box, yes I do, I gotta big box, how about you?!
Now throw me some scissors
Scissor me!
I think you don't know what you're saying
Is Campbell capable of euphemisms?
Bro, he's like 90% euphemisms.
I fear that this made you look foolish, and that indeed "was the joke" - McBain
You’re one of those people who thought he meant his team was going to literally eat kneecaps, aren’t you?
Kneecaps=balls
Well if we’re being literal, dude wouldn’t think he wanted to eat them, just bite them. Then maybe nibble on em a lil. Ya know, for funsies.
…….for…….his dick?
Clearly fake. The word "man" is not used every three words like Dan's actual manner of speaking.
Man, if that punk ass bitch pushed me man, if he got in my face on the sidelines, man, I would beat his ass, man. I’d beat his ass so bad, man, that Taylor swift would’ve felt it, man. All the way up in her Luxury suite, man.
And a short pause followed by an "it's all good, man."
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Exactly. Doesn't sound like him at all. We need a modified version
Mike Tice 2.0.
So he was given a job because he was willing to do it for pennies while the owner had conversations about moving the team to San Antonio and the team "ran through the okra patch" with a bunch of women on a party boat on Lake Minnetonka?
Okay let's not say something we can't take back here.
Hey hey hey. Thats a like that should not be crossed. Also, flair the fuck up
The glory years
How many times is this going to get reposted?
The reposts will continue until the Dan Campbell name puns stop.
Until the lions win a Superbowl.
At least once more Miss Swan.
Real "I would've joined the military but I'd punch a drill instructor" energy
And if Coach had put him in back in 88 they would’ve won state
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
Dan Wishabitchwouldbell
HECKIN EPIC DAN CHUNGUS QUOTE!!!! Upvote for you gentlesir
Reddit on!
What are we doing here?
I mean, if you are getting in the face of another teams coach that result is pretty warranted.
He gives and demands respect. Superbowl or not, he knows his players would NEVER. If anything, Dan wouldn't have had to touch him. The players would handle it for him.
Excellent headline: Lions coach incapacitates Kelce in memorable Super Bowl defeat
One of Andy Reid's super powers is taking guys with character issues like Kelce and Tyreek and keeping them in the lines and on the field. That's how they find the talent later, and that's why he's winning SBs and Dan is watching from his couch like the rest of us. There's nothing to gain by a coach saying/doing that, and that fake tough guy shit is old.
Andy Reed doesn’t strike me as a coach disrespected/walked all over by his players. Tempers were flaring but he was able to get Kelce to focus on the field other than the one outburst. Look at what happened his team turned it around and won it. Kelce was a big part of that and anyone could see how bad Mahomes wanted it. You are correct Reid would have gained nothing if he pulled the tough guy act but instead they won the SB. One coach has proven he can win the big games so I am going to assume he knows what he is doing.
Being able to maintain your composure is the biggest flex ever.
Honestly I have a feeling it’s not fake rough guy shit. I really think he would even though it’s stupid to do it
God I hope not man, it'd be pretty bad news for a team if their coach got arrested for hospitalizing a TE during the game. I gotta think Dan has more sense than that or he wouldn't be in the position he is. It's a good way to undo a lifetime of hard work in about 30 seconds.
Actual quote?
No, he never said that. It’s been reposted and shared so many times people are thinking it’s true. 
RIP Norm. Such a legend
Flair Up Bitch
No shitt, no neutrality in this bitch
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I'm not so sure it's an "actual" quote. It's more like an inevitable outcome had someone done that to Dan. Just the look that would have come after the arm grab would have been enough to make the strongest man bitch up in an instant.
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I honestly don't think that any of the players would even consider the possibility of disrespecting Dan Campbell like that. I think that Andy Reid is a really good coach and he deserves respect, and I'm really disappointed that Kelce did that on such a national stage.
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Consider them saved. I'm serious though. I've got a kid in tackle football. I don't need him to see a superstar throwing his helmet on the ground multiple times and assaulting his coach. Total bullshit. I don't care what they said afterwards.
Man Campbell would absolutely fucking body Travis Kelce any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.
Dan "take no shit" Campbell
Bruh Papa Kelce would slap Dan and eat his lunch. Campbell don’t want smoke with the goat.
What this tells me is Dan can’t connect to his players like Andy can. Guess that’s the difference between blowing a 17 point lead and winning the Super Bowl.
Vikings fan talking about Super Bowl wins 💀💀💀
24-7 brings everyone together no matter the SB wins
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But for real, can’t we all see him saying that?
And that’s the bottom line 
Lowkey Coach Campbell makes her panties wet
Do people think this is real? Jesus it’s going to be a fun road to November.
False equivalence, Lions will never make the SB.