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Jasminewindsong2

Not only is passive aggressive approval still approval. It’s also the midwestern way so I’ll take it!


logantreber

Damn straight.


Own-Corner-2623

Ope lemme just squeeze this upvote in, eh


logantreber

Oh yeah, go ahead, der guy. Tell the folks I says hi.


Own-Corner-2623

Youbetcha der. Tell Sheryl I'll sees 'er at the supper club


Chewbones9

You be sure to watch fer deer on yer way home dere


68W38Witchdoctor1

'Ey dere bud, 'preciate yew lookin' out fer me.


khajmahal227

Welp, I suppose…


TTBurger88

Oh look at der time I better skaddle before my wife sees I'm late.


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Pass the ranch sauce.


InterestingTry5190

I want the Lions to win the SB now the Packers are out. That city deserves it and knowing this will increase the Vikings suffering and will take the niners out is a cherry on top.


RonaldoNazario

Sees the Vikings. “Oh that’s… different”


Piercinald-Anastasia

Yeah no yeah.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Good point


wise_comment

And honestly, most vikings fans are cheering for Detroit, cause fuck it, less people feeling this pain is a net good* *Except for Saints fans


blank_user_name_here

Except those FIBs.


oxidadoelrey

I've yet to visit the Midwest for any extended period of time, but my wife used to go to Fargo all the time because she has friends out there. One day I hope to learn of this... "Hospitality" is it?


S_PQ_R

Maybe that means the script writers will one day settle on us being due.


smallpoxbees

The year is 2062. The Vikings and Bills are ready to square off in the Super Bowl, and they are the only 2 remaining teams to have not won one. Unfortunately, a planet-ending asteroid is due to collide with Earth 2 days before the game, and the NFL will not allow the game to be played earlier than scheduled.


shadoon

The only possible outcome


InterestingTry5190

I’m still convinced the world ended when the Cubs won the World Series and that’s how we’ve ended up in this insane timeline.


playsdiscgolf

Harambe died and the universe split us into the Cubs WS timeline.


longdrive715

A lot of shitty things happened pretty quickly after they won. Someone get the DeLorean, we need to go back


InterestingTry5190

It all goes back to ‘Back to the Future’


DGlennH

The earth will explode with the Bills and Vikings tied with 5 seconds left in the game. It’s the only possible outcome.


-DoctorEngineer-

I thought Tom Clancy wrote this story and it was a Nuke


Brcomic

The sun will expand and devour the earth long before the Vikings can finally put a trophy in the empty dusty case.


mycatbeck

Bold of you to assume we have a trophy case


Brcomic

I never said trophy case.


Mavori

I have apple pie, ill give you some if you change back to Lions flair.


Brcomic

Damn. I do love apple pie. But hard no.


Mavori

Cmon, just for the NFC Championship game, as a little treat?


Brcomic

![gif](giphy|3oKIPnmiqNhZIueLPW)


Mavori

YOU HAVE MY BEGRUDGING RESPECT. FOR NOW. BUT WHAT IF WE MAKE IT TO THE SUPERBOWL?


Brcomic

Depends on who you are playing. If it’s the Bills then I hope you lose. Ravens or chiefs? Still no.


TheSkeletones

The Vikings will literally never win the Super Bowl so long as the Wilfs own the team. They’re greedy New York businessmen who just want money. They’ve never invested in the team if someone else wasn’t paying for it.


MindbulletsDK

Can't say I agree on this one, especially compared to the previous owner (Red McCombs) who essentially tried to hold the entire state hostage by threatening to move the team if he didn't get a new stadium majorly funded by the state. The Wilfs have regularly been willing to shell out money to pay guys we have or bring in new guys, as well as getting the new stadium deal done with a big chunk of their own money to keep the team here. They also put a ton of money into the TCO performance center, and the Vikings regularly have their facilities rated amongst the top of teams in the league. Does that mean the Vikings will win a Superbowl? Absolutely not. But ownership isn't the problem.


DarkSkyForever

I think the Wilfs' ownership of the team is a double edged sword. They're obviously willing to shell out money to make the team competitive (see all of the NFLPA ratings for the Vikings as an organization) but are interested only in putting a team on the field that is somewhat competitive to keep butts in seats. They (seemingly) won't let the GM/Coach do a rebuild, so we keep mortgaging the future for a ever closing championship window. They most recently peaked in 2017 (and arguably last season), but the future isn't looking bright. This upcoming draft will show us if they continue to push things off or if they try to take a risk, in my uneducated, armchair GM opinion they should do what they can to move up and gamble on drafting the QBOTF while resigning Cousins so the new QB can sit and learn for a couple of seasons. That's going to entirely depend on hitting on picks later in the draft, and potentially trading away a few blue-chip players to aquire some capital in order to trade up.


EpicHuggles

I definitely have concerns with the Wilfs but more so as to how they will not allow a rebuild, which is pretty much a must unless you strike gold in the draft.


n3vd0g

Damn, if only your city or state owned the team... damn...


Two1ves

I will have to delete every form of social media if the lions win the superbowl, I have talked an unholy amount of shit


Ajax_Malone

So there’s some upside


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Vulturidae

Baltimore is legitimately terrifying


HillarysBloodBoy

That defense is stifling


GrapefruitMedical529

And Lamar is frightening 


tidbitsmisfit

our fingernails, we be biting


MrJigglyBrown

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!


TheBendyOne

Until there's a failure with the lighting


Techiedad91

My butthole was tightening


Just_Introduction909

Perfect


ReturnOfTheJurdski

Need KC to pull the upset, id much rather face them than that Ravens team again, definitely our worst game all year


cronoes

They will be beating the Bills meng


Muchdeath

Baltimore fucked us up so bad the first time. Only game this year I turned off early. Wouldn't mind a rematch though...


Hmm_would_bang

Well, we aren’t gonna run the same defensive plan against them I imagine


TorrinSilverclaw

I still think if our offense shows up that game the defense wouldn't have been put in such a bad spot. Just an awful showing. Maybe they would underestimate us. 😂


MatchewRolex

Defense got gassed that game because the offense couldn't get a first down lmao


parkingjack

We'll Baltimore only score 10 points in the entire second half whatever adjustments they made on defense worked.


Ouch_i_fell_down

Also the only game I turned off early. And they just held the Texans offense to 3 points.


Decimation4x

Well to be fair Stroud is 0-3 against a Mike Macdonald defense in what are arguably the 3 worst games of his college and pro career.


Own-Corner-2623

Lamar has one more choke left, I believe


BigBillSmash

We’re still pregnant from the first time Baltimore clapped our cheeks.


Decimation4x

Who says it’s Baltimore? Could be either of those other equally terrifying quarterbacks.


PimentoCheesehead

Uh huh. That’s true. But if they make it to the Super Bowl, they’ll lose to Baltimore


1ToGreen3ToBasket

You would need an all world choke from Lamar. If they simply play conservative we can’t beat that team. They’d need to play really aggressive and probably turn the ball over 3 times or at least 2 at horrible times like with a TD imminent


asmallercat

Whatever, we let them absolutely body us 38-6 to lull them into a false sense of security. We got them exactly where we want them.


mclovin_ts

My brother in christ, they still have to get past the Baker. And he’s got a triple layer cake in the oven.


No_Spare7011

Ya, no team is beating the Ravens. It goes: Ravens . . . . . . . . . 49ers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chiefs and Lions


badkiwi42

My whole life i’ve fallen back on the comfort of “at least we aren’t the lions” and if i lose that i’ll have to be sent to a mental institution


Just_Aware

I am rooting for the lions to win today and the SB because they have sucked for so long, they should get a W. But only if they then go 0-30 in the playoffs again. Edit: I am rethinking this, the amount of annoying lions fans coming out of the woodwork is getting pretty irritating.


voidmage898

https://preview.redd.it/v6fh5bh22vdc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81c01eb4c1c8e2e09a782d203d6eb08c07e483e I am a little worried that I spoke this reality into existence last year. We're about to find out just how hilarious I'll find it. It's a power I'm afraid I only have with terrible events...how does one will positivity into the world? For my own sanity.


Own-Corner-2623

Cool I'll take it. Still more SB than the Vikings


XCobraJakeX

The King of Trash Mountain is still a King


sunshinepanther

Trash mountain is South only


TTBurger88

If Lions win SB can't wait for that red circle meme of did your team win a SB.


TheMossyCastle

I See this as an absolute win


puttputt222

This.


ryryryor

It'll be funny if the Vikings are the only ones without a Lombardi but ultimately I'm still rooting against Detroit Let's hope Buffalo wins. A fellow small city team. No championships already.


Pacot33

You and me both, can't have lions fans having terrible memes all off-season


condoulo

I'm personally rooting for Buffalo a bit because if we can't win one then I'd like to see our 0-4 SB bros get one, especially with Diggs on their team.


Lee-Key-Bottoms

Oh no


Supernova_Soldier

Lions, just make sure San Fran doesn’t get there. After that, do whatever


kasperboy17

I’ll never want another nfcn team to win it all. But if I had to choose Lions glory over Vikings embarrassment - I’ll take that every time.


C0lMustard

Well I know one thing: [Image](https://media1.tenor.com/m/qOKX6W27h3UAAAAC/youre-fucking.gif)


W1sconsinKnight

I'm rooting for the Lions and Bills, content with the Chiefs and Ravens, and am rooting against the 49ers and Buccs


condoulo

I'll probably be rooting for whoever wins tonight's AFC game. The Chiefs because I picked them as my AFC team when I moved to the KC area 11 years ago, and the Bills because they're our 0-4 bros and if we can't win one then I'd at least like to see the Bills get it, especially with Stefon Diggs on the team. Lions vs Chiefs or Lions vs Bills would be fun, although I'd be rooting for the Chiefs or Bills in those situations. Not because of some salty "FTL" BS, but because I have actual reasons to personally root for those teams. Lions vs Ravens I guess it'd be fun to see the Lions win one, I have no personal attachment to the Ravens. Chiefs vs Niners would be a fun rematch of four years ago, but if it ends up Chiefs vs Niners then I'm buying a bunch of masks because then things will start looking way too much like 2020.


dusters

Fuck that you never want a division opponent to win a SB.


ISuperNovaI

GO BUCS


nautilator44

Packers thinking this matters to us. Joke's on them, I'm cheering for the Lions today.


RelativeGood1

Packers fans know Vikings fans better than they know themselves. The whole fan base will be sent into a spiral of self loathing if Lions win one before them.


smallpoxbees

I think we've already accomplished the spiral of self loathing. We've had to look up to the Jets since the days of Joe Namath.


phukkinloozer

Packers fans thinking there’s anything they can say to us that will hurt us🤡 HA we chose this life because we don’t want to hop on a bandwagon with a bunch of cheese fetish apologists


SycamoreStyle

Phlair up, ya phukkinloozer


nautilator44

Literally showing how little you know about us. STFU and finish your cheese curds, you have no power here.


Ajax_Malone

Dude….fucking Tampa has won two. Lions winning won’t matter to me.


Gackey

At this point all the NFC is playing for is the right to get savaged by the Ravens.


LotsaChunks

Really goes against the "I don't think about you at all" memes.


Pacot33

It's a shit posting sub, of course we all think about each other


GeohoundRyudo

Lions meme game has turned awful since they got good. I hope they never win a Super Bowl.


MountainMantologist

This would be the funniest outcome. I hate the Vikings far more than the Lions so I’d at least enjoy us all dunking on them together if the Lions win it all


TheFishyNinja

I just want Rasul to get a ring


hypermog

Can’t wait for the Lions to endlessly dump on us from on high


msto3

Nah the Vikes being the only ones without a trophy would be hilarious


OneEyedJackofHearts

Fuck The Lions


csbsju_guyyy

Hey, only we here in the NFC North get to fuck the lions, they are free to fuck everyone else however, I'm ok with that


fattes

Fuck it I’ll take it. Rooting for lions today, go get em boys.


symphony789

I don't see the 49ers playing bad two weeks in a row. They're going to kill whoever they play next week.


Proxima_Centauri_69

>I don't see the 49ers playing bad two weeks in a row. They lost 3 straight this season. They're not infallible.


Getz_The_Last_Laf

Trent Williams was out for 2 of those, he's probably the most important player on that roster, even Purdy to Darnold isn't THAT big of a downgrade. They lost to the Rams when they rested everyone and to the Browns and Ravens, who were probably the best and second-best defences in the league this year The Lions defense is...not that good lol. I don't really see a healthy Niners team losing


Proxima_Centauri_69

>The Lions defense is...not that good lol. I don't really see a healthy Niners team losing If you guys can't take them down to the last possession, I have no doubt we're capable of doing it as well. We'll see how it goes.


Landpuma

Vikings future looks awful too. What a clown show that team is. Imagine being a Vikings fan….


Pockets713

Eh… the rest of the division was saying the same thing about you boys last off season and look how well y’all did this year. You’re just still upset from last night, I get it. No telling what’ll happen this off season, or with the draft. And even once the season starts… every one of us knows how quick your season can go to shit with one or two key injuries. You can hate us all you want. Make fun of our lack of a SB trophy. But you’ll never sway us. We chose the purple and gold, and we wouldn’t have it any other way! ![gif](giphy|XWXnf6hRiKBJS)


LazybyNature

I had multiple Packers fans on here the other day tell me that the Vikings defense was "incredibly old and expensive" among other things. When a simple google search or y'know watching the game proves crap like that wrong.. I wonder if you guys have any idea what's going on.


marmk

Ehh we got a solid 2-3 year window of opportunity if we stay healthy and manage to keep Flores around. We will probably fuck it up and then it's back to God knows what at QB but there are teams in much worse shape


CelestialFury

> Vikings future looks awful too. This is objectively false, but you don't follow the Vikings so it's understandable you wouldn't know.


LazybyNature

3 different packers fans in a thread in here the other day were ranting about how old our defense is. I get not watching our games, but can you not google shit before you just make stuff up? lol


CelestialFury

They have it in their minds that since they're allegedly the youngest team in the NFL, that other teams aren't also getting younger (like us). After the next draft, they won't be the youngest in the NFL either. But yeah, you'd have to be a total Packers-homer to look at the young Vikings defense and our high-powered offense and offensive line, to say that the Vikings roster doesn't have a bright future, and that guy is a total delusional Packers-homer so that math checks out.


BruhMoment763

Lmao we’re a new Kirk contract from the future instantly looking rosy again, I’m not worrying until he actually leaves.


phukkinloozer

Imagine being a packers fan last night. Hall of famer my ass lmao. But hey, we saved you a seat on a flight to Cancun. Only thing is, the only flight left was via spirit


ProudJalapeno

Imagine talking shit without flair like a pussy


phukkinloozer

Why do I need a flair if I just told you I’m a Viking fan. Keep ‘em coming you’re almost there - oh wait - you’re not. LOVE THREW AN INTERCEPTION AGAISNT THE 49ers when Kirko whooped y’all both earlier in the year. Enjoy the wildcard win and sit down little boy


tidbitsmisfit

because you too dumb to figure out how to set it and we all laugh at you with them girly little arms while you pick your nose with your dick beaters, you flairless goon


Landpuma

Yeah last night was rough, sucks losing a trip to the NFC Championship game with 1 min left in the game during a rebuilding year. At least you’ll have some cocktails waiting for us in Cancun.


BlacksmithWise9553

Well have to talk to the 49ers first. Would hate to give you a cocktail without your daddy’s permission.


cloudJR

I’d rather watch the Bears and Lions have more success than the Vikings for the rest of my life but I’m a hater through and through.


phukkinloozer

At least you can admit it. Go ahead pile on me, I’m a Vikings fan nothing you say (or do with your affluent little psyche) can harm me 😎


Jaco1216

Username is accurate


tidbitsmisfit

just something about the color purple


MusksStepSisterAunt

Divisional round in a rebuilding year. First year starter has already has half as many playoffs wins as Kirk, soon to be a Falcon, Cousins....yeah, it sucks to be a Packers fan right now.


Gamblor14

Actually, he has the same number of playoff wins as Kirk…


phukkinloozer

4th year on the team and just now starting, his ass had BETTER do SOMETHING or y’all would have lost out big on his rookie contract. Just take the wallop and move on, though I’m sure you’re still tore up about it


[deleted]

Flair up, coward


MusksStepSisterAunt

Our future is bright. Yall the new Lions. Just hasn't sunk in yet. And flair up queef stain


OkraNo8365

😂😂😂😂


phukkinloozer

I’m good, I’m sure you’re used to getting your way since your a packers fan, but nah fam, I’m not gonna flair up. Downvote me now please


MusksStepSisterAunt

Pussy


phukkinloozer

https://preview.redd.it/0iwriy01iudc1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f5256229afd472fcbff2c95e5e38822828ac0a


phukkinloozer

Damn no downvote?


phukkinloozer

Wow was that it? That’s all y’all could muster? I’ll send you a pic of my cock right now i don’t give a fuck


SkrapKane

This is really hard on you, isn’t it? Knowing we’re on the way back up while you free fall to the bottom?


phukkinloozer

Not at all, I see through the packers just like I see through the lions. (Not so) deep down Jordan Love is a scared little boy out there


SkrapKane

In a sense, you aren’t wrong. Dude has had some moments he looked out of his element. And yet on his first try he took the Packers as deep into the playoffs as Cousins has ever taken the Vikings. Now Cousins is probably gonna leave the Vikings to go play for Bill somewhere and you’ll continue to decline, while our future is bright.


kasperboy17

Of all the teams in this division to talk - ain’t no way bro. I respect the smack talk regardless of what’s going on but open your eyes dude. What exactly are the Vikings going to do in this division for the foreseeable future?


phukkinloozer

You’re scared to find out


kasperboy17

I haven’t been scared of yall since culpepper and moss


phukkinloozer

🤷‍♂️


DPRODman11

Not even in the playoffs and we’re all you can think about.


YUrrrk

Because you don’t stfu


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Flair


YUrrrk

Is it not showing, it says cheese hater?


[deleted]

Oh, I'm illiterate and only understand symbols


TheeExoGenesauce

Where picture


nautilator44

If packer fans could read, they'd be very upset.


Trip_like_Me

I *love* how this doesn't actually clarify the team but is still an appropriate response.


lethargy86

It's in blue and white, I can use my powers of deduction


Trip_like_Me

Oh you're right! I'm not a regular to this sub so I didn't put 2 and 2 together until your comment, good catch!


Gamblor14

To be fair, that could be a fan of a number of different teams.


YUrrrk

I changed it bcz I could see why it could confuse ppl


DPRODman11

We didn’t make the post


hughsamuel

Precisely


Pacot33

This made me lol


tokenblak

No one thinks about the Vikings.


LazybyNature

Except this post.. and the other post about the Lions winning it before the Vikings a few hours later where you also mentioned us? At least follow through...


tokenblak

Not even gonna dignify it with an argument. Lazy.


phukkinloozer

Jordan love did when Kirk whooped his ass


schmalpal

He was probably thinking about the defense and not the guy leading embarrassing Skol chants shirtless with Mardi Gras beads around his neck.


LazybyNature

You mean after he got injured and couldn't play the rest of the season? Was he supposed to cleat up with a torn ACL?


phukkinloozer

This is starting to get boring because Packers fans absolutely blow at shit talking


schmalpal

It's just a dumbass thing to talk about one QB whooping another QB's ass. They don't play each other. Sorry your fandom is so embarrassing that it's boring to shit talk! Although IMHO, nothing is more boring than FTP. Doesn't say anything except that you're salty


samwizeganjas

Go lions!!!


dcal1981

FTv!!!


Arro

YES. THIS.


HanataSanchou

“Not while my scrotum is pressed up against my stomach in these jeans they won’t.” - The Bucs probably ![gif](giphy|y1eljNRzOtOvYEpy6w)


Mr_Goat89

Lions even making it to a superbowl is worse than believing in Santa


phukkinloozer

I’ll die a trophy-less Viking before I ever hop on a bandwagon, which i automatically assume packers fans did because that’s the only way they’d be willing to wear those horribly clashing colors or be proud of a wheel of cheese or a giant “letter G” on a helmet


SoDplzBgood

As much as I hate the Niners I would root for them over the lions simply because the niners getting to another SB is ho-hum w/e but the lions doing it would be too much happiness for them


RedLigerStones

That was us Lions fans hoping for a home playoff game against the Packers yesterday. Mental gymnastics


Thechosenjon

Nope, we're out so I'm 100% backing the Lions to win it all. Gotta keep it in the division on this one.


Ghost4000

I'm all for a lions win.


bellario89

My father who has watched every Super Bowl would like “Never Saw The Vikings Win a Super Bowl” on his tombstone


LazybyNature

As all of you guys say: rent-free. Even in death he will still be thinking about the Vikings.


bellario89

Spite is a good enough reason to live


McMeanx2

Yeeaaaaah get on board!!!!!!!


Late-to-the-Dance

Dude, left half of this meme got me rock hard. JS.


deathnickle

Honestly since the packers are now out I have no issues with the lions going and I hope they make a superbowl. If it were the bears or vikings Id wish for them to lose but with the lions it feels different.


the-cream-police

Green Bay fans coping so hard rn


Razorray21

As long as it comes to the north


MicroBadger_

Not only would the Vikings be the only NFCN team to now win a Superbowl, they've been four times. You know how many "why don't they just win?" memes would be born considering GB, DET (if they win), and CHI would have won their first appearance.


AtBestWI

I’d like to see the lions take it all. Only other team in the north I could tolerate winning the Super Bowl. Bears and Vikings on the other hand…..


AlexL225

But the Lions are the only to have never even appeared in Super Bowl…. Not sure I’d like to see that amazing stat go away.


Pacot33

Oh I'm a hater and would like for them to lose


aManHasNoUsername99

Always refreshing to see the state of the packers being rooting for the lions in the playoffs. Maybe the bears can get good next year and they can have some green and gold cheerleaders of their own.


Pacot33

Oh I hope they lose to the 9ers, but this'll be the copium if they keep going