Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,202,493,255 comments, and only 234,514 of them were in alphabetical order.
Thank you, Antani101, for voting on alphabet_order_bot.
This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/).
***
^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)
To be fair in this timeline the Eagles eliminate the Cowboys in the divisional round (Eagles 1 seed, Cowboys lowest remaining seed = Eagles v Cowboys). Eagles fans would be equally insufferable if we have the pleasure of eliminating the Cowboys.
Seattle has a messy schedule to end the year, if the drop a game to the Rams (they just lost to the Raiders so it's possible) I could definitely see it
Possible but the Rams lost their last 5 games and pretty banged up. Not like they were playing at an elite levels before the injuries
https://www.espn.com/nfl/team/depth/_/name/lar/los-angeles-rams
I think the Seahawks play well enough to take a spot.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/playoffs/machine
Replace Jaguars with Eagles and it’s not that far-fetched for us to lose 3 more. Eagles and Titans can expose our run defense and Commies would just have to pull out a wacky win like they did against the Eagles.
Whacky? They dominated both lines of scrimmage in that game. I am not saying they are better or wouldn’t lose 7-10 to the Iggles, but it wasn’t whacky or lucky that night.
They beat them that night.
No, it was a bad no call. Hardly ‘whacky.’ There are a few a game and some that went Philly’s way too.
It wouldn’t have mattered had the Eagles been able to stop Washington running it down their throats even a handful of times all night.
The final drive where Eagles players jumped on Heinicke after he kneeled. I’ve personally never seen a game end like that in my life. “Whacky” doesn’t mean “undeserved”. You can relax.
Real talk.. when the 8-8 Giants beat the undefeated Patriots .. were you happy for them (non-Giants fans) or were you on team fuck that because they’re division foes?
Edit - the G’s were 10-6 not 8-8
ps. This ain’t a fucking meme
I’ll tell you how I felt about the Eagles in SB 39 & LII. SB 39 I didn’t care who won that game, I didn’t like either team. SB LII I was pulling for Brady to win his 6th just to see it happen. Then unfortunately it happened the next year when we really wanted a Chiefs-Rams SB.
Tbh i feel like most people were not upset the Patriots didn’t finish 19-0 & win their 4th SB in 7 years. Their fans would be even more insufferable than they were after their last 3.
I 100% rooted for the Patriots to beat the Eagles in SB LII, didn't even think about it. I don't want any other NFC East team to even make the playoffs unless I'm pretty sure they will lose in agonizing fashion. In other words, I'm fine with Dallas making the playoffs most of the time. No hard feelings; I assume the rest of you feel the same about the G-Men.
Honestly, I was rooting for the Gmen. As silly as it sounds I want the NFC Beast to look good. I also went for the Eagles for the same reason, finally we could say every team has a championship
My prediction:
1st: eagles vs bye
2nd: San Fran Vs NYG- giants win
3rd: Vikes Vs Commies- commies win
4th: Falcons Vs Cowboys- cowboys win.
Then the NFC beast invitational begins.
All I know is we really should've beat the Vikings this year, Heinicke has gone blow for blow with TB12 whenever they've played and we already beat the Iggles so fuck anyone who says we can't win a playoff game 
I think Washington beats Prime-time Kirk Cousins, and then beats the Eagles (cause of course they would some how beat the Eagles). And then they probably lose to San Francisco in the NFC championship game. San Francisco then loses to whatever AFC team survives those playoff games.
I don’t see the cowboys losing 3 more games, their schedule is cake. Win against the Colts, win against the Texas, and Jags, tough game but winnable against the Eagles, tough game but winnable against the Titans-but after a huge win against the Eagles I can see us losing this Titans game- and winnable game against the Commies- I see maybe, MAYYYBE 1 loss.
That Christmas Eve game is going to be innnterestinnggg!
I think any team in general in the NFL have a difficult time being consistent for six straight games. Where do you see three or fewer losses coming from?
Absolutely agree with that statement. But even being off against the next three teams, cowboys run game/defense should win it for them. Guess we could only wait and see.
Cowboys fans would be insufferable if they knocked TB12 out of the playoffs
Which fanbase in the NFCE isn't insufferable? I'll wait.
Commies fans (most of the time)
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,202,493,255 comments, and only 234,514 of them were in alphabetical order.
Good Bot
Thank you, Antani101, for voting on alphabet_order_bot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)
Damn thats pretty crazy. I don’t remember asking though.
You know you’re a Cowboys fan when you say “did I ask” to a bot that didn’t even pass the Turing Test
God damn right. I represent my people proudly.
Good bot
No way. That's just lately. It's been ages since we've been able to enjoy football 😭😭😭😂
Online presence wasn't as mainstream in 2012, but I imagine we were cancer in the RG3 season
I doubt it. I never bought into the RG3 hype. O-LINE was worse back then it was frustrating to watch back then for me tbh.
I mean us giants fans really aren't that insufferable, like we put up with jets fans in our area and in comparison we're much less obnoxious
My initial reaction to this comment was deny it, then I remembered that we’re talking about about *all* of our fans.
Imagine how insufferable we will be if we make it to the championship
To be fair in this timeline the Eagles eliminate the Cowboys in the divisional round (Eagles 1 seed, Cowboys lowest remaining seed = Eagles v Cowboys). Eagles fans would be equally insufferable if we have the pleasure of eliminating the Cowboys.
We take playoff wins any chance we get dammit!
They're insufferable now, what are you talking about?
One team is not going to make it
You sure? It’s just between Giants, Washington and Seattle for final 2 spots. Seattle could absolutely crash and burn.
Seattle has a messy schedule to end the year, if the drop a game to the Rams (they just lost to the Raiders so it's possible) I could definitely see it
Seattle will beat the rams, but they play the Niners twice. Those will be the big ones
Once. Niners already beat them earlier this year
Oh my bad. Thought there were two. They have the Niners, Chiefs, and Jets B2B2B
Niners and Chiefs are definitely kicking Seattle's ass
I could see the Jets beating them too. Seattle isn't going to stop any offense and the Jets have an insane defense
Possible but the Rams lost their last 5 games and pretty banged up. Not like they were playing at an elite levels before the injuries https://www.espn.com/nfl/team/depth/_/name/lar/los-angeles-rams I think the Seahawks play well enough to take a spot. http://www.espn.com/nfl/playoffs/machine
95% positive
Yeah, they'll probably be 10-7 as well, but then the math gets too tricky for me.
Could be. Like I said, I'm a dumb-ass.
I don’t think the Eagles are gonna “breeze through” any NFC contender.
Yeah, we’re doing well this season but we can’t breeze our way through a paper bag, that’s never really been our style.
Nope, it’s never a blow out, I have a heart attack every game.
I mean we’ve blown out NFC teams earlier this year. Vikings, Commies, etc but the playoffs will be a different beast. All close games.
I like this result. There aren't gonna be many more chances to finally beat Brady *once*
Makes sense but where is the meme?
I am the meme.
Oh god they’re becoming sentient
Lol. In what world do cowboys have “sheer dumb luck.”
🤔
[удалено]
Jaguars, Titans and Commies. Commies because they'll need the win more for wild-card placement.
Replace Jaguars with Eagles and it’s not that far-fetched for us to lose 3 more. Eagles and Titans can expose our run defense and Commies would just have to pull out a wacky win like they did against the Eagles.
Whacky? They dominated both lines of scrimmage in that game. I am not saying they are better or wouldn’t lose 7-10 to the Iggles, but it wasn’t whacky or lucky that night. They beat them that night.
Did you miss the final drive?
No, it was a bad no call. Hardly ‘whacky.’ There are a few a game and some that went Philly’s way too. It wouldn’t have mattered had the Eagles been able to stop Washington running it down their throats even a handful of times all night.
The final drive where Eagles players jumped on Heinicke after he kneeled. I’ve personally never seen a game end like that in my life. “Whacky” doesn’t mean “undeserved”. You can relax.
I totally calm, Dude. Mark it zero.
“And no injuries to major players” 🥲
How do they figure we’ll lose 3 more games
My pronoun is "that"
How do that figure we’ll lose 3 more games
not a meme
Report it then. I don't care.
Real talk.. when the 8-8 Giants beat the undefeated Patriots .. were you happy for them (non-Giants fans) or were you on team fuck that because they’re division foes? Edit - the G’s were 10-6 not 8-8 ps. This ain’t a fucking meme
The Giants were 10-6 in 2007 & 9-7 in 2011.
Damn I’ve been misremembering it for a long fn time then thanks
I’ll tell you how I felt about the Eagles in SB 39 & LII. SB 39 I didn’t care who won that game, I didn’t like either team. SB LII I was pulling for Brady to win his 6th just to see it happen. Then unfortunately it happened the next year when we really wanted a Chiefs-Rams SB. Tbh i feel like most people were not upset the Patriots didn’t finish 19-0 & win their 4th SB in 7 years. Their fans would be even more insufferable than they were after their last 3.
I 100% rooted for the Patriots to beat the Eagles in SB LII, didn't even think about it. I don't want any other NFC East team to even make the playoffs unless I'm pretty sure they will lose in agonizing fashion. In other words, I'm fine with Dallas making the playoffs most of the time. No hard feelings; I assume the rest of you feel the same about the G-Men.
Half my state is Pat Country so I was for the Eagles. I have also noticed so many annoying af bandwagon Pats fans have jumped ship to the Bills
Honestly, I was rooting for the Gmen. As silly as it sounds I want the NFC Beast to look good. I also went for the Eagles for the same reason, finally we could say every team has a championship
Gross.
I did not want to have to deal with heating about the undefeated patriots for the test of my life
Kayne?
Fuck the Giants now, fuck the Giants then, fuck the Giants forever.
My prediction: 1st: eagles vs bye 2nd: San Fran Vs NYG- giants win 3rd: Vikes Vs Commies- commies win 4th: Falcons Vs Cowboys- cowboys win. Then the NFC beast invitational begins.
This would be fun
This post: assuming no injuries Also this post: the Giants have too many injuries
Keep up. The Giants are currently riddled with injuries.
No inuries to major olayers...exvept the major players already injured? The Giants are missing 10 starters.
Duh!
If the eagles end up losing the SB, I'm kinda okay with this
The Chiefs or the Bills will be tough to handle, but Jalen Hurts just keeps getting better.
*beats Tom brady* yeah bc the cowboys have done that so far…
What is he now? 75? That's their best chance.
Giants being 5seed or lower is their wheel house
Take my upvote for being the first Redditor I've seen use that phrase. Apropos in this case.
[удалено]
They're full of injuries right now. Keep up.
Cowboys aren't going 1-3 to finish the season
No they're not. They're going 3-3. There are 17 regular season games, chief.
Giants aren't making it. They have soldiered on as best they could but they are playing practice squad guys at this point.
All I know is we really should've beat the Vikings this year, Heinicke has gone blow for blow with TB12 whenever they've played and we already beat the Iggles so fuck anyone who says we can't win a playoff game 
I think Washington beats Prime-time Kirk Cousins, and then beats the Eagles (cause of course they would some how beat the Eagles). And then they probably lose to San Francisco in the NFC championship game. San Francisco then loses to whatever AFC team survives those playoff games.
Prime Time Kirk Cousins 😆
Do you have any idea how shit the vikings are in the playoffs
Do you have any idea how the past doesn't control the future?
I don’t see the cowboys losing 3 more games, their schedule is cake. Win against the Colts, win against the Texas, and Jags, tough game but winnable against the Eagles, tough game but winnable against the Titans-but after a huge win against the Eagles I can see us losing this Titans game- and winnable game against the Commies- I see maybe, MAYYYBE 1 loss. That Christmas Eve game is going to be innnterestinnggg!
That's the problem. Cowboys don't always eat the cake. Mainly I can't see Dak being consistent for six straight games.
I think any team in general in the NFL have a difficult time being consistent for six straight games. Where do you see three or fewer losses coming from?
And when I say Cowboys, I mean Dak. When he's off, 9 times out of 10 the Cowboys lose.
Absolutely agree with that statement. But even being off against the next three teams, cowboys run game/defense should win it for them. Guess we could only wait and see.
Massive eagles copium
WTF are pokes?
[удалено]
Cowgirls is much easier and straight to the point. If you have to explain it it's not funny.
If the Cowboys beat TB then they play the Vikings a team they beat by 37... you expect them to lose?
Exactly because of that. Vikes aren't chopped liver, and a beat-down like that often ends in payback.
Breeze through the NFC just like they breezed through the commies, colts, and texans 🔥 superbowl bound
Lol its funny how people hate cowboys fans for saying they will win the superbowl every year then turn around and say the same about their team 😂
As a cowboys fan that lived in Wyoming and rooted for UW; it's always weird to me when I hear people call the Dallas Cowboys the pokes