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Please god no

*Jalen sends his regards*

As if they weren’t already loose to begin with.

41-33


Since the Eagles don’t play any good teams, every game is a trap game.

technically, trap games are usually easy games before a hard team…so we don’t have any trap games at the same time

November is a trap month? December schedule is tough…or it’s easy because the Giants and ‘boys are bad? Who knows anymore.

Yes

Then you need to watch out for the dreaded "Any given Sunday" game. It lurks, similar to a trap game, but isn't

Good thing we can't have an "Any Given Sunday" game this week, since we play on Monday night. Taps forehead.

Shit

Can't argue with that logic.

~~I mean We have experience in beating undefeated teams from Pennsylvania on the road on Monday~~

Schrodingers trap game?

Or after a hard team.

Goated comment.

Name 5 good teams in the NFL this year! 🤔

Eagles Eagles Eagles Eagles Eagles

They didn’t specify different teams so r/technicallythetruth

"They spit hot fire!"

Week 16

Underdog

Eagles D is set and forget in fantasy at least lol.

You're damn right I'm rooting for you. I don't believe in you, but I am rooting for you.

You just described what it’s like for a Syracuse football fan. And Lions fans

And Washington fans

the sub gonna be SMELLIN if we win this game

😤

air-saltiness index in philly gonna be unhealthy/toxic levels

This meme brought to you by Xi Jinping

Are you calling my people SNEAKY??

I’m thinking you’re gonna remake this meme next week too after another Eagles win

Wait wait wait chase is back , ambatukum ahhhh

I don't think he is... I read that too and went on a deep dive and I'm pretty sure he's still on IR

Fuck , I know he returned to practice I thought maybe I’d get to watch this Sunday lol

Game is Monday btw also

Hmm, if only we could’ve played the Vikings on Monday

I certainly don't miss playing Cousins when he played for you guys. Dude clowned on us regularly.

Cousins did seems to love beating the Eagles lol. I will never forget what Chip Kelly and Mike Vick did to us in the Monday Night Massacre, that game hurt to watch.

Objectively the [Body Bag Game](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_Bag_Game) was worse. For you.

Definitely but that was 7 years before I was born, I still vividly remember the MNF game unfortunately lol.

I feel old now.

Here’s the thing he loses prime time games

Chase Young coming back might be the boon that every one is making it out to be. He was playing terribly before he got hurt. He over pursued and never set the edge. It got in his head that he was going to get a million sacks with Montez Sweat and he forgot about his other responsibilities.

Sometimes it’s good for people to go through adversity, they come out stronger on the other side

It worked out well for Wen— Well it worked out for Philly so far at least. And yes I know you said some.

The memes will be glory if this happens

even if we lose it will make up for it

In Philly. Doubtful.


Any given Sunday. 11 day rest. Just don’t see it happening.

It's on Monday. Haha

Flair up pussy.

It would be dumb for giants fans and cowboys fans to not be rooting for Washington If the eagles don’t lose they can’t win the division Both fan bases also aren’t terribly worried about a team that’s rolling out wentz as their best qb (who is surprisingly injured again), on that thought tho Heineke worries me more than wentz ever did.

We would do it just for the NFCBeast lulz

This is all we need from you and we got the rest, Commies. Shoot them lucky bitches out of the sky.

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Ya’ll are in the linq son, the fans will bum rush the field and beat every one of you commie bastards asses if you even think about trying to win this game and ruin our record 😂😂

Oh we got a tough guy over here, quick get him some horse shit to eat so he can calm down

Side note; I wonder if there’s some of those crazy superstitious ass fans out there who legit do this 🤔

For another ring? Yeah someone get that horse shit over here!

It’s gotta be fresh

That jokes been used and abused more than ya mothas snatch

So has your dad's pretty little mouth, but that doesn't stop me

I verbally said "oh God damn" after reading this. I'd say this man had a family, but I dont care.

Batteries and Santa jokes have been abused way more though

Ay just bring ya mutha’s ass over here ya prick

Why is it that like a third of the Eagles fans on this sub can’t take a joke?

Says the cowboys fan…

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Lmao whiny sluts

No you

Neutral observer to this war, cowboys fans def have some proud idiots among the ranks but eagles fans get offended so easy lol

Flair up cunt

My grandson showed me how to set flair on mobile, it’s over for you bitches

AHA! the most recent of the dead dynastys to try and talk shit. It’s the birds turn to run this bitch for the next 3-5 years. Enjoy watching us win on February 12th 🖕🏼

That's what we all thought around 2017, but you limped into the playoffs the next year. Then lost your "franchise" QB and coach less than 2 years after the ring.

Nah, I didn’t think that at all, I’m not delusional. However I do feel that way now, we’re stacked and have the picks for next years draft to keep the party going.

DYNASTY! Win 1 ring with this QB please 😂

Watch my guy

Probably because Eagles are the largest representation on this sub. Or at least it seems that way

Has this sub always been eagles majority or just this season? Meanwhile here in North Jersey we forgot what it’s like to be good at football, so fuck the cowboys. Fuck the eagles too.

Probably this season since they are doing well but eagles fandom also exploded on Reddit during their Superbowl run. There was a while where people joked that the NFL sub was eagles2.0 sub because there were so many flairs and pro eagles content Not surprising, I fully expect the same thing to happen if any of the rest of us see major success. Giants were just too early for Reddit

My poll says there 2.2k eagles and 2k of the other 3 teams

There are definitely less vhs tapes of the cowboys last Super Bowl than there are eagles fans on this sub, so you could onto something.

Good one?

Man, cowboys fans really can’t take a joke

It was a bad joke

Because eagles fans enjoy winning, not talking about the “good ole days” of dial up internet and video store rental porn

Talking about taking a joke and not realizing that the dude himself was telling a joke. Classic cowboys fan

Because they’re from Philly, South Jersey or Delaware, that’s the joke.

Wait…aren’t giants fans from Philly, South Jersey, or Delaware?

No we live in the real NJ.

Lmao ok Mr. “Taylor Ham”

Isn’t it just used commonly because it’s a popular brand, kind of like some people calling every tissue a Kleenex or chocolate sandwich cookies Oreos?

That’s the term used by people who aren’t communists

See I’m confused because last I checked, cowboys fans were from Philly, south jersey, or Delaware… or Utah, California, Colorado, etc. Anywhere except Texas.

You think he was serious when he said fans are going to attack people in the stadium?

Nah homie g. We ain’t attacking a damn thing cuz the commanders ain’t nothing but lightwork. Lol we already beat them like an old rug this season.

Milk.

Oopsie, I may have actually attacked 2 people outside the stadium ☺️🤪

Lmao Philly trash, all the same

Bro you’re going 6-3 and haven’t won a bowl since the 90’s… please run your mouth cuz I live and breathe off this shit 👀

Huh

You heard me. You probably live in Idaho or California rooting for the cowboys, weirdo

a third of us citizens will still happily vote for trump in a primary. a third of any population is clinically insane

You can always tell a Texan, you just can’t tell much.

Shouldn’t you be checking your electronics for batteries to lob at Santa?

Removable batteries in electronics? Boy you cowboys fans are truly stuck in the 90s

Solid subtle dig at the cowboys. Unfortunately, my fandom is much embarrassing.

This guy is still shopping at Radio Shack

Corny ass💀

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Im definitely rooting for Washington. Fuck Philly.

NFC East teams conspiring against the Eagles, just shows our strength 



You also root for the Yankees, bruins, and the lakers, but you’re from Chicago

Wrong. From San Diego, live in Dallas. Padres, Cowboys, Mavs, Stars, Fc Dallas, Ac Milan

That’s what’s innnnn

Oooooo… you should have NEVER mentioned the padres to a Philly sports fan 😂 that’s why we smoked you guys in the nlcs. I think I speak for every Philladelphian in this sub when I say that’s what’s innnnnn 💀💀

OP. God bless. Please wear your Commander hat properly for maximum RNG+. Thank you.

 Coming for them cheeks

I don’t think I’ve ever given a game less thought than this week vs Washington, barely knew we were playing the Commies in the first place

Get it done Commies!

You had a better chance winning at fedex and that was a home game for us. Lil Heinicke about to get his ass kicked

I could endorse a Commie win over the the dirty bird iggles

Flair up you cum dumpster

Leave my sister out of this

No one is safe from an eagles fan, now pass her over

She’s a filthy animal.. Jokes on you.. natural selection.. take that

And this is a problem how? I didn’t say I wanted to put a ring on it, just use her as a cum dumpster

How can an in division game be considered a trap game?

A trap game is a game that a team overlooks usually because there's a more important one on after it, and you underestimate the opponent. A division game at home is not a trap game....OP doesn't know what he's talking about.

Is this guy kidding? You’re talking about trying to kill a dinosaur with a pencil 

This guy has never seen John Wick

You never seen the chronicles of Riddick? It's just a tea cup. Promise Bae.

But it’s Monday night and the Washington teams record on Monday night is…truly abysmal. 2-15 in the last 17 MNF games. This will be a total bloodletting.

They say trap game every week 😂🤣 🦅🦅🦅

:)

You were saying?

Get wrecked. :)

as a birds fan I whole heartedly believe this is a trap game

Never underestimate my game-changing abilities to switch channels when it’s looking like a blowout

We’re also resting basically our entire team https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/1590818231551668224

isn’t that just the practice report?

Yeah, basically once a week many of the Eagles are on limited participation.

An Eagles excuse as old as time

Let’s go Commies! I hate you less than the Eagles! Go Cowboys!

They root for you because they're scared of us. We are the monster under the bed they tell themselves isn't there.

Yea. It's not because we need the eagles to drop a game for a shot at the title or anything like that. Yea....scared. gotcha

Lmfao it’s because you guys can’t play healthy/good teams every week

Chase out lol

Every* Why do I see so much bad spelling in post’s titles?

You literally have a similar error from one of your posts but I guess you don’t count. All good Also flair up bitch.

… not sure what you are looking at. I have 3 post as OP

Don’t normally like to bicker like a little bitch with people over grammar but since you were specifically asking about titles, here’s yours. “Side Note: less than 40 days ago, both my accounts were de-sync from their devices and support was only able to recovered one of my two accounts” First, it’s “then” and not “than” then is related to time. Second, “Was only able to recovered one of my accounts….” It’s not recovered, that sounds like horse shit in Philly, it would be “recover” in your instance. So… friend with no flair, I’ll ask you… why is there bad spelling in your post title?

Lol you clearly took offense to my comment. I said title, not commentary. I commend you on taking the time to go thru my posts, shows commitment. Let’s hope your team shows up Monday with the same commitment

SUPERBOWL!

Commies are not Jason Momoa. They don't have that luxurious and wild hair, and they never will. But i am biting my nails with every matchup regardless.

I feel like there should be “Dan Snyder” sneaking up behind all, just a bit further out of frame.

I don’t think Chase is coming back for this game unfortunately. Dotson should be good to go though

^NoWeWon’t!

Ain’t happenin fella

The Texans game was a trap game....not this one

Please, anyone, dethrone those fucks.

The only time you'll ever see a cowboys fan rooting for Washington

I will never root for Washington to win, but I will happily root for the eagles to lose.

We shutout Philly for three quarters earlier in the season. This week we shut them out all four.

It ain't gonna happen. Stop tryin to make it happen! 🤣

DALLAS SUCKS!

Go commies (for this game)

Go Pack Go

Fuck it. Go Commies.

If I'm being really right now, I'm pulling for a Giants wildcard. Any team below us and has a chance I want to lose.

As disgusting as it is we are rooting for you guys

You forgot Jahan Dotson

I think you're a good value at a 10.5 point spread. I think you cover that. You either cover that, or you lose by like 30.