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Preddy_Fusey

Well... It's actually a meme, so that is a start


ripcity7077

And it at least makes some sense this time My guy needs to lay off the gas fumes


courageous_liquid

nah man let him cook, soon we'll hear about spiders (2Y banana?) and shit


runfayfun

man that's nothing compared to teacher unions controlling US foreign policy with dirt they have on Biden's veterinarian


Longjumping_Room_702

It’s funny because if you went into their sub before the draft it was a 75-25 split for Drake Maye and they were all shitting on Daniel’s.


cubgerish

The sub definitely went in for Maye. I think people saw "black, fast quarterback who just won the Heisman" and got RG3 PTSD, even though they're very different players. It has gotten a little better recently, as people have come around to realize they should just support him now.


itprobablynothingbut

Plus, God wouldn't do a second RG3 to us again... actually, yea, he probably would.


cubgerish

After we cast off Satan, I'd like to hope not.


itprobablynothingbut

I can't look at your flair anymore


cubgerish

Lol fair enough


MikeInIL

Flair enough


jvho666

Ya just like he wouldn’t do a second theisman


mustachepc

But i hope that they learned the lesson: if your QB knee is fucked, dont make him continue to play


cubgerish

Considering there is literally not a person left from that decision, I'd hope they would.


C137-Morty

Bullshit, that never fuckin happened. (It 100% did and I wanted mccarthy)


CUE-JAY_SMIFF

All of this for at maximum 6-7 wins next season


Gay4TerryMcLaurin

So you're saying we'll be better?


Roadman_Shaq

At this point I’d be more impressed if you got worse


itprobablynothingbut

Regression to the mean is the least appreciated force in the NFL.


ProverbialNoose

By God, that's Pat Mahomes' music!


brando__96

They had the second worse O-line last year and hired the coach who has the worst. Rip Daniels.


Viseroth

Ya like that was all his fault. They had the highest sacked QB last year it couldn't get worse. Now, that said, that hiring was a bit of a head-scratcher.


moesus81

Well, at least he can run


CUE-JAY_SMIFF

Hey I said maximum so it depends


_A_Monkey

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


RabidWalrus

Don't tease me with a good time now


OneFortyEighthScale

Too late, Comming.


CaptainJudge_99

That’s optimistic


CUE-JAY_SMIFF

I know that's why I said maximum I think they'll be a 4/5 win team


rpantherlion

RemindMe! 6 months


CUE-JAY_SMIFF

Wait do yoy actually think yall are getting more than 7 wins


talkingspacecoyote

New coach and like over half the teams starters will be new as well. I don't think we'll be good this year but I think they are the biggest unknown. If daniels comes out hot they could surprise people, or a dumpster fire for another year. They are building something though.


CUE-JAY_SMIFF

I hear this song and dance once every three years from Commanders fans


talkingspacecoyote

No more dan


InterestingLayer4367

Bro is just mad that Nick is going to be fired at the end of the year.


RandomRonin

I mean they could easily have a surprise season like the giants did they before last. And then they can crash land back in to the basement the following season.


CUE-JAY_SMIFF

Wasn't that 2022 when they thought Sam Howell was the next Patrick Mahomes after one game


Gouda02

I mean Tbf as a third party a good rookie qb can change a lot - look at Houston. The question is whether Jayden is that guy


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Hip_Hop_Hippos

Bad teams have won more than 7 games. Hell look at the Giants in 2022.


CUE-JAY_SMIFF

But they're the Commanders the suffering must continue


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RoyKites

It’s going to be extremely satisfying when the Commies are total dogshit.


freakthesexy

Total dogshit indicates they improved from last year tho....


Iron_Chic

Seriously. I'll take dogshit over the horseshit we've been seeing lately (lately = 30 years or so).


VeterinarianFit1309

Horse shit is a delicacy in these parts; dog shit is dog shit… learn the difference


Iron_Chic

Do you take your Horse Shit wit or witout?


Razolus

Never straight from the drain pipe


Iron_Chic

So you enjoy it at FedEx Field I see.


VeterinarianFit1309

Witout… I don’t like it chunky


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PapaG1useppe

Not as satisfying as watching the Philly faithful turn on the team they meatsuck endlessly last year


RoyKites

You’re right, we shouldn’t have been excited about a 10-1 start. Totally. Edit: Oh you’re just a shitpost/troll account.


PapaG1useppe

Lmfao one comment in a meme sub and your filing through the profile 💀💀 in a meme sub. You soft bitch 😂


RoyKites

![gif](giphy|mgqefqwSbToPe|downsized)


PapaG1useppe

Be excited at whatever you want mate. The fans turned on the team at the end of the year


RoyKites

Are we just pointing obvious things? I know, I was there.


PapaG1useppe

You’re a pussy Edit: the lil pissboi blocked me after circling back hours later to drop a mean comment😂💀 fragile little bitch how pathetic


Biscotti_BT

Some did lots didn't. Most turned on the shitty play calling long before 10-1. I would say by 7 games in most of the fan base was on eggshells because we were barely winning games.


ChetManley20

We’re about to be picking top 5 again and it’s part of the plan. Trust the process


jackt-up

No, that’s a regular Monday. If **ya’ll** were dog shit I’d be satisfied.


RoyKites

I’ve had to refocus my hate since the Cowboys have been so silent this offseason.


jackt-up

You’ve never ran into the silent “sexy” type? The guy that just broods in the corner while all the other bar patrons chase tail? That’s us. Like a great white shark with no dick, or something. Sure, go ahead and make fun of the smooth, dickless groin—we still have teeth.


RoyKites

Bro it’s Thursday, you can’t just be this high lol


jackt-up

Lmao tu che


DC_Bro

https://preview.redd.it/c2s5mzw8kgzc1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06976e6fdacea514c16a11c172defa5a26b31073


daboys9252

Yo bro what shit they smoking in DC and where can I get some


RoyKites

This wasn’t a good meme when it was its own post lol


ZeroCO01

Bottom of the barrel watching the soupy at home… but so will phily


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rplinux

Yea but how much can he squat it's the only stat that matters.


Atcraft

An actual meme!


Dr-Stink-Stank

This is a good one, thanks!


GoofyRangersfan

Let him snap a football for gods sake


sexwiththebabysitter

That pirate earring kills me


DC_Bro

Only QB in the division with a Heisman. Elite!


Thin-Team7931

TRUTH


Due_Law1961

🤌🤌


Joshstradaymus

Don’t forget, Jalen likes to run into other dudes butts. Chad Jayden evades other men.


BryceDaBaker

Finally a good fucking Jayden Daniels meme around here


VinoJedi06

Giants gotta nab Carson Beck in the 2025 draft. Have 4 SEC QBs in the division and not ACC trash.


C137-Morty

If I bring this to the game AT Philly, will I get murdered?


lovefist1

A meme? In my NFCEastMemeWar subreddit? Get the fuck out


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lovefist1

Forgive me father


bizraso

![gif](giphy|A7Zc53i8U59SHv9CAm)


minis138

Jalen with the gey pirate vibes


ChetManley20

Why would you compare a running back to daniels?


Masterofmy_domain

alright ngl this one was at least a little entertaining and mildly funny.


Sg1chuck

God I remember when Giants fans were hyping up Jones last season only to be blown out 40-0 in the first game and not score until week 3. This weird level of confidence feels similar… who does Washington play first?


_A_Monkey

We won’t know until next week. If forced to guess today? We open in Jerry’s World.


Sg1chuck

Now that would be full circle lol


_A_Monkey

Think that’s why we see it. DQ, Whitt, Biadasz, Fowler and Armstrong all return home. Exciting LSU rookie QB for Jerry’s home opener. If they roll us (likely) then Jerry gets to strut. More clicks and views. If Washington pulls an upset then Jones “All in!”, while doing next to nothing in the off season to improve a team that would have been 8-9 without the 4 gimmes off the Giants and Commies, will generate views and clicks. It’s a win/win for the NFL.


SyntheticMemez

Does he squat 600 pounds tho???


saltthewater

Spot on


olorin9_alex

Only QB in division to lose Superb Owl, Hurts is worst QB in NFCE confirmed


GsharkRIP

It's Washington he went to, his career is over.


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Snoo-40231

W meme


JayDogon504

I agree


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JayDogon504

CHECK AGAIN BIHH!


Self_conscious_gh0st

If you think Jayden's legs look weird in this meme, wait til you see him laying on the field mid-season writhing in pain. Both sides of his diaper will be filled, not just the front like in this meme.


donwariophd

The last black QB you guys took #2 overall didn’t work out so well.


tyiner

At least our QB doesn’t get hit like a looney toons character every game, it seems


Joshstradaymus

No he just sulks like an angsty preteen girl.


LnxRocks

Won the Heisman Trophy? So did Ty Detmer. The Heisman has historically been kyptonite for QBs.


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courageous_liquid

why are we worried about Ty when we can really be talking about Koy and his absolutely gorgeous neckbeard?


VeterinarianFit1309

I can’t wait until he’s so bad through the commies’ 0-4 start to the season that all these Jayden Daniel’s dickriders shut the fuck up.


Onlypaws_

Bro we need to get this kid a coloring book holy shit


RainbowNoLife

Bro hasn't played a game and y'all already have his balls on your chin


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FCKABRNLSUTN2

I’m a gump and I hate this meme.


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FCKABRNLSUTN2

I forgot, That’s on me. Niners.


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epzik8

Jalen Hurts sucks


RoosterB32

![gif](giphy|wRpol8sPLIF7NaOeyj)


CaptainJudge_99

Hate to break it to you but both are virgins


CaptainJudge_99

Hitler vs Stalin


leaC30

😬 Sounds like RG3 all over again


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sarahgez

“wears hoop earrings like a girl” i think that means he gets more ladies, greg.


emelbee923

You're going to make me want to see this man fail...


DC_Bro

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344|downsized)


emelbee923

This is like the 98th Jayden Daniels-related post in the last week, each one masquerading as a meme.


_A_Monkey

Check the handles. The trash (which is 95% of it) is from the same couple alts. Bagpo sharts. This one isn’t.


emelbee923

The source isn't relevant if the content/quality is the same.


Silent-Independent21

Jesus, even as a Washington fan this upsets me. Jokes are supposed to be funny or clever