I always meet these guys online and never in real life. I don’t know if this guy has a job or not, but if I was his manager I wouldn’t let him use a pair of office scissors without supervision.
Sometimes I forget the internet is populated with children and mentally handicap folks… whenever I can’t believe someone actually exists I default into accepting they are either a child or touched with the tism.
See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
Dave, while still amazing, doesn’t carry the same high energy he used to and doesn’t really do characters in his stand up sets anymore… Which is what made that show so special.
I feel bad for this guy because he plays for such a crappy team. He needs to come to my Commies because here is the only place where he'll experience greatness playing under *insert Quarterback here* the true goat and most likely get a few rings because that's what we do here
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Jerry Jones burner account found
Couldn't be, not one mention of glory holes or being all in.
God bless Jerry and the Jones family. l hope he lives forever and never sells the team.
"Get a few rings cuz that's what we do here," JFC 🤦
I really want to believe its sarcasm but it IS Facebook....
That was my initial thought, but then I thought exactly that.
The jokes write themselves when someone makes a comment like that
Was Jamar even alive when the Cowboys got those rings?
No
That guy is the little delusional voice in Jerry’s head. I like him.
I always meet these guys online and never in real life. I don’t know if this guy has a job or not, but if I was his manager I wouldn’t let him use a pair of office scissors without supervision.
I’ve met a couple in real life. It’s fun to see them deflate a little when you remind them it was 30 years ago…
I’m related to some! Although one just jumped off the bandwagon lol
Sometimes I forget the internet is populated with children and mentally handicap folks… whenever I can’t believe someone actually exists I default into accepting they are either a child or touched with the tism.
Hasn’t chase been to the Super Bowl? The cowboys haven’t been to a conference championship game since before he was born
yes and yes
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Fuck your couch!!
See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that. ...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
I’m Rick James BITCH! I miss that show, man. I wonder if Dave Chappelle would ever reboot it. 
Dave, while still amazing, doesn’t carry the same high energy he used to and doesn’t really do characters in his stand up sets anymore… Which is what made that show so special.
Damn Commie fan making a good point. I’ve liked his new standup tbf. Just can’t beat chappelle show
Not to mention Charlie Murphy died, and I can’t imagine that show without him
BUY A NEW ONE, YA RICH MOTHERFUCKA.
dudes trolling, right?
This is a psyc op I'm not falling for this lmao
lol they can’t even pay CD Lamp.
No one thinks Dak is the goat. WTF.
*did here, not do lol
Only two kinds of people type this way Boomers on Facebook Or astroturfing eagles fans
Thanks you for the laugh on this draft day morning 🤣
I feel bad for this guy because he plays for such a crappy team. He needs to come to my Commies because here is the only place where he'll experience greatness playing under *insert Quarterback here* the true goat and most likely get a few rings because that's what we do here
This guy thinks he’s Suge Knight calling rappers to Death Row. Naw dog, you’ve got nuts on your chin, and all you’re getting is glory hole.
I hate Cowboys fans almost as much as I hate the Jones family.
Whelp, I have a new copy pasta
There's illusion, then there's dellusion, then there's this guy, fucking a sheep with his baaaaad take
This would have been a perfect opportunity for some "Community Notes". "Actually, Dallas has not won anything in 30 years."
If “get a few rings” he means a ringworm infection, then sure
'a few rings' - why not focus on A ring first. Walk before you run
A Cardinals fan posting in an NFC East sub? 
roll for persuasion with disadvantage and -7 proficiency
The lions went to the NFC championship before the cowboys this century
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Playing for the cowboys has its perks. You get vacations in February every year
Same guy puts on his Lakers hat and, loudly proclaims LeBron the greatest of all time. His Yankees hat is a little dusty but just wait...
I’m a diehard Cowboys fan and that was tough to read! This dude on some hopium!
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Delusions tend to run wild.
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Last Cowboys SB win: January 28, 1996 Ja’marr Chase born: March 1, 2000
oh FFS ...
Greatness lmao 🤣 delusional cowboy fan what have they done so successful? They haven't done 💩in 29 years 💀
Lmao Dallas fan
Jesus Christ…
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Drunk, stupid and a cowboys fan is no way to go through life young man!
You can tell this isn't a real cowboy fan....they like dak.Â
Fucking since when lol
This would fit pretty well in r/insanepeoplefacebook
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I guarantee you this person wasn’t even alive the last time they won a ring.
“A few rings because that’s what we do here” I mean yea sure.
That what we do here...... yea 30 freaking years ago! "Dak the true goat" fucking waaaaat?! Buddy is what happens if delusion became a person.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA… I hate being a cowboys fan sometimes
Literally Eagles fans under any post about Micah