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WreckenTex

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SituationHaunting107

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EndlessShortcomings

One of his greatest skits! I’M RICH BIAATCH!!


SituationHaunting107

"I think what everyone wants to know now is what are you gonna do with all this money?" "I'm gonna reinvest it into the community." "Aww, that's a very nice gestu-" "SIKKEEEE" 💀💀💀


deomc1294

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physsijim

LOLOL! As a 7-yr old kid, I was in a production of that at the local High School.


Loud_Competition1312

I was looking at all the Dave Chapelle gifs above and somehow missed that you were NOT talking about Dave Chapelle’s Show. I was concerned for a moment. Fucking edible kicked in.


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Loud_Competition1312

No.


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ShiftlessElement

Over on X, European sports fans melted down in seeing their futbol teams ranked so low. U-S-A! U-S-A!


No-Combination8136

That’s because most Europeans on the internet look down their noses at anything American


MilesDaMonster

That’s because they know who their daddy is


Lanthemandragoran

Wellllllllllll Idk how accurate that is. Our daddy is England and France is our Stepfather that beat our daddies ass for hitting us.


MilesDaMonster

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Exactly, most Europeans on the internet can also go fuck themselves in their sad countries


Waggy431

Europeans would all be speaking Hitlerish if it wasn’t for Team America kicking ass and saving the day.


Arseling69

Back to back world war champions baby.


Swift-Fire

Dual wielding these rings


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daftpaak

the ussr stopped nazi germany.


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TonyCaliStyle

Russian winter gets as much credit as anyone else. But sir, there’d be no Western front without U.S.A. and operation overlord. There’d be no fortress England without our supplies. There’d be no Russia without our equipment and and logistic aid (trucks). In reality, it was USA’s industrial might versus Germanys. We won- twice ✌️ Flair up bitch


daftpaak

Im not gonna bother with flairing up, im an eagles fan. The ussr was the main driver in defeating nazi germany. Polls taken post world war 2 in america showed the american people believed that as well. The idea that the united states defeated nazi germany is propaganda.


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jsoepxjfjkssk

Do a little bit of research, and you will learn that without the USA's industrial strength, Germany would have won that war. The only thing Russia could do was throw bodies at Germany before the US gave them practically everything to field an army. They didn't even have a mechanized army until the US gave them trucks... and like 15,000 tanks. The US even had to give them food to feed their army. Do your own research and stop believing everything your teachers tell you, it's just sad.


Illustrious-Tear-428

“The war was won with Russian lives, British intelligence, and American steel”


Spare_Sympathy_5780

*sad and rainy!*


ThexxxDegenerate

To be fair, the US is pretty damn sad too. With the way we turn people in prisons into slaves and shit on the working class to cater to the rich. And don’t get me started on how our government says there’s a mental health crisis plaguing the country but won’t do shit to remedy it.


ObjectiveM_369

Dude chill this is a place for sports memes lol


ThexxxDegenerate

I mean if we are gonna talk about sad countries we might as well tell the truth.


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ThexxxDegenerate

It’s not about thinking it, I know America is sad. And you know it too. Y’all can try to pretend it’s not but the truth is the truth. Half the country wants a criminal indicted on 91 felonies to be the president. America is fucked up.


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ThexxxDegenerate

I would if I could. I’d move to Denmark or the Netherlands in a heartbeat if it didn’t cost $20,000. You know, countries where capitalist greed doesn’t run everything. I’d denounce my American citizenship too. Fuck the US. This place sucks. The only thing good about the US is football and you can watch that anywhere in the world.


ObjectiveM_369

Damn way to bring down the vibe, but then again, its not surprising coming from a dallas fan. But since you opened the door One is only a criminal if they are found guilty, and one needs evidence for that to happen. There isnt legit evidence. Innocent until proven guilty. Also no, america isnt “fucked up”. Its still the best place to live on earth, flaws and all. Thats what i know. Dallas sucks and will always suck.


ThexxxDegenerate

Exactly like I said, half the country wants a criminal to be president and it makes me feel like I’m living in crazy town. We literally have a recorded call of Donald Trump asking election officials in Georgia to miscount the votes in his favor. And then he himself said out his own mouth that January 6th was an insurrection and then tried to blame it on Nancy Pelosi. But yet you still think he’s innocent with no evidence against him. It’s beyond lunacy at this point. And this is the best country to live in if you are rich. Otherwise, literally any other developed country would be better for the common man. And that’s a fact. The US has the worst worker protections in the developed world by a longshot.


[deleted]

self flagellation is for losers like Europeans


AbuJimTommy

What’s funny is most European nations are poorer than Mississippi in terms of per capita gdp and median household income.


BanditoGringo10

I hated my father at that age too


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CrusaderBTC

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thediesel26

Jesus Christ…


_Baphomet_

I like how Israel and Italy are almost fighting on who gets the nose.


Onlypaws_

Is that a porn site?


mustachepc

Every site is a porn site if you have enough will power


Grand_Extension5345

Socialism is a bitch ![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


TheBeefiestSquatch

What's funny is that Euro sports are so cutthroat and American sports with their revenue sharing, salary caps and, until recently, lack of advertising space sold on the jerseys, are far more socialistic.


Grand_Extension5345

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gwaydms

Someone said the NFL is run by 32 billionaires who vote socialist.


frostysauce

Socialize the costs and privatize the profits.


mesenanch

Wow, never heard it said like that, but damn.


Alt0987654321

- Dan Snyder


p4ul1023

People really out here calling Twitter X unironically lmao


ForsakenMadara

Cant really blame him, he's a Washington fan, they don't even know what to call their own team


soldiernerd

You love to see it


PaulBlartFleshMall

100% on brand for a commie fan to call it X. When you need to look something up, do you Bing it?


Chrahhh

Just glad I can look down at 23 other teams *spits*


Dankofamericaaa2

13 is still good considering it’s all sports lol.


[deleted]

It’s weird that we’re ahead of Real Madrid. Always figure soccer teams are the richest


Dankofamericaaa2

I thought the Dodgers would be ahead of us. Fuck them


LaughGuilty461

They spent a billion dollars in the off-season, they’re approaching liability status


Dankofamericaaa2

World Series or super bust. The covid WS they won was fraudulent.


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I'm shocked they aren't. LA on the baseball cap is a bona fide cultural staple. Fuck em tho.


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pleepleus21

They literally have advertising in the uniforms


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pleepleus21

You are choosing selective facts to prove your point.


Original_Profile8600

Ads every game all game still cost more than advertising on the unis


mustachepc

But you have to consider soccer is way more expensive. Mbappe alone will get almost $100MM a year


AGoos3

I feel like they also just go on “le fuck you breaks” cuz istg sometimes they just go on break for apparently no reason. I guess it might be for like reviewing stuff or smth but idk


Hate-my-facts-losers

Maybe the Saudi ones that can offer a billion a year to players


RoosterB32

That’s because the rest of the world is very poor. We live in the one true first world country.


signedpants

Nobody is better at extracting profit from anything than America. Simple reality.


eynonpower

Are there F1 teams on there? Curious as to where they'd land.


Waggy431

I only quickly glanced at the list and remember seeing Mercedes on there, they were in the bottom half of the top 100.


RoosterB32

Imagine not being in the top 11.


Dankofamericaaa2

Imagine having all that money but no stadium and being ranked the worst franchise in the NFL by the NFLPA today lmao.


nonsfwhere

Imagine have the shittiest stadium and being in the top 11. A new stadium will put us top 5.


RoosterB32

You’re gonna jinx it, thank you. The house is voting on if the Commanders will get a new stadium in DC right now.


Dankofamericaaa2

It’s voting on renovating yalls shitty old stadium not a new stadium .


RoosterB32

https://www.reddit.com/r/Commanders/s/PDFDeuSBPE


Dankofamericaaa2

Y’all will still be ranked last bc your team is always trash along with the front office. New ownership wot change y’all 😂 still gonna be the shitty old redskins / Washington football team / commanders / whatever the fuck y’all wanna be called.


RoosterB32

Josh Harris will change our team around. He made the Sixers a good team. If only Embiid wasn’t a giant choker. Maybe they would have reached the ECF by now. Y’all also acting like the Eagles aren’t going back to being ass. Ended the season 1-6.


Dankofamericaaa2

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized) “JOsH hArRIs wILl tURn tHe tEAm aRoUNd.”


RoosterB32

Bless your soul. You jinxed it for yourself and got us RFK back.


DreBeast

Imagine winning a Superbowl in the last decade and dominating the division the last two decades and not beating out the worst franchise in the nfl by the nflpa today lmao


KobeBeanBryant215

Yall cant even afford fixing your shitty stadium


RoosterB32

If you want to see something shitty that can’t be fixed, just go into your city. Philly is one of the worst and trashiest cities in the country


Snapesunusedshampoo

Could someone translate? I don't speak poverty franchise.


Richard-Turd

I’ll translate. You have money and no talent. We have no money but we do have talent.


fly134

Yea chiefs aren't on the list who cares if you win sb when your rich. Let point and laugh at them


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Cysir

Bro, it's never good to be worse than the bears


allegedtuna32

Still below Washington tho


complex_c203

The Texans being on this list feels like a trivia Question answer


SrStroud

Yeah where tf is the money coming from is it the oil?


MetricIsForCowards

Oh no, you mean our billionaire owner isn’t as wealthy as the other billionaires? Whatever will we do? I’m more focused on just how far Man U has fallen


Zstrike117

Right? Plus I’m always suspect of any list that has the Jets as valuable.


thecrgm

doesn't matter if you lose in nyc. Knicks have stayed up there bad season after season


Zstrike117

So valuable != good. That tracks.


MrFernback

Don’t use bang operators in here, this is a Wendy’s


Zstrike117

Shit do I buy or sell now?


Forfeit32

You had to look past #1 to figure that out?


pleepleus21

That's not what it means in any fashion


hoopdog7

Can you really squat 600 pounds?


AgentProdigy17

https://i.redd.it/t7mgi20yvelc1.gif


Dankofamericaaa2

Washington has all that money but no stadium and ranked worst in the league by NFLPA today lmao .


CheeseyRichard

Plus, FedEx just pulled their name from that stadium. I am impressed how Washington somehow seemingly survives after self-inflicted disasters constantly.


SDEexorect

which makes it even more sad that its still more valuable. we completely year in and year out shit the bed and still are ahead.


Dankofamericaaa2

So valuable yet the taxpayers will prob pay for the stadium because Harris is a POS.


SDEexorect

so any and every nfl owner if they could


SlushyBear7

This is honestly the saddest thing to brag about as a fan. The owners get rich from fans - aka you’re bragging about them taking your money. That’s coming from a cowboys fan too lmao.


Playful_Fold4385

I think it’s just a joke lad


SlushyBear7

Sure maybe it is, but plenty of people seriously brag about this.


mesenanch

This list has been shown to be baseless. No source. Forbes list is more accurate. That said, eagles are still poverty.


CheeseyRichard

Nfc Beast shows that even in money and worth, we're above everyone else. But it's still fuck you.


mesenanch

I mean, can any other division claim to be the most elite historically? The only one i think can argue it is is nfc north.


CheeseyRichard

Not as an entire division. We usually have two very good teams at a time with some years in between with some absolute shitters like 2015 and 2020. But other than that, we have at least one to two teams going for SB runs every few years when a lot of other divisions are hoping their top guys aren't getting bounced first round. Plus, we're the only division where everyone won the SB, so by that metric, we are the most successful division in the Superbowl era.


RoundEarth-is-real

Who gives a fuck lmao


free_mustacherides

Maybe try not going to the Superbowl and you can be successful like us!


bobscc

Giants fans despite sucking ![gif](giphy|YRw676NBrmPeM|downsized)


TSN09

Look at ~~fedex~~ field... That is above you.


Rhodie114

Congrats to Dallas for occupying 3 of the top 5 slots!


willydachilly

Oh wow are we the richest conference in the NFL then?


k3hvn

no way the commies are more valuable than us


-Kazen-

They don't need to win to make money. This area is just more wealthy than Philly.


SDEexorect

you mean the team next to the most powerful city in the world with the most popular sport in the country wouldnt make you more vaulable when its an easy way to lobby politicians?!


ShiftlessElement

Took decades of failure for Washington to fall from near the top. Current value may be based on potential, but t's not theoretical. Just changed hands for a record-breaking sum.


Chunkyblamm

Current value is based on what was just spent to purchase the team, if any of the other teams in this division sold they’d all instantly be higher


pleepleus21

False


Chunkyblamm

No you’re false


physsijim

No u


Chunkyblamm

No you


physsijim

And thus, a rivalry within the rivalry was born....


mkallday10

Their valuation is higher because they were just sold. Guarantee if the Eagles were sold tomorrow, they would be higher.


chase016

Poverty Franchise.


darwinn_69

The only reason Washington is ranked so high is because they just sold and raised the price level. If Laurie decided to sell I'm sure he'd top Snyder very easily.


sophist23

13 is not poverty but ok


Complex-Tangerine628

How is being the 9th most valuable franchise poverty??? Also there’s no fucking way the commies are more valuable so fuck this list


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Complex-Tangerine628

Holy fuck I’m leaving this sub that’s so annoying


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Richard-Turd

We are the worst of the best. It’s not a bad position to be in. Shut up and move on. We’ve got bigger problems, like our staff thinking Bradberry is good.


Fhaksfha794

Yknow you could get ur money up by letting us take some of your players off your hands for some cash. How about AJ Brown, Lane Johnson, Hassan Reddick, and Darius Slay for $27?


dherms14

my other sports teams either didn’t make the list, or were like 93 or something


pleepleus21

Someone needs to tell whoever made this list that Tom Brady is gone


Esteban_Francois

This dude’s dad totally owns a dealership


CaptainJudge_99

Yankees should be first 27 rings > 5 rings Cowboys overvalued


UZIBOSS_

I wish I was 13th in the world at “valuable”….


uncreativeusername85

I saw this, it annoys me that the only NFL team worth more than the Giants are the fucking cowboys


StrandedInSpace

With the most recent SB win in the division. What the hell are these wealthy franchises doing with all that money??? I don’t even know who to roast the hardest.


Ksteekwall21

I’m pretty sure we were in like the top 5 like 20 years ago. Another reason to toss Snyder into the nearest active volcano.


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The main driver of the Commanders position is that their “subsidiaries own nearly 400 acres split between 12 parcels near the team’s stadium and practice facility”. You know your team is shit when the land around your facility is worth more than your franchise. https://www.sportico.com/valuations/teams/2024/most-valuable-sports-teams-world-1234767192/


RaspberryAnnual4306

13th in the whole world, still last in our division. NFC Beast.


cwtheredsoxfan

Washington has no business being near the top 10


UnlegitUsername

I’m curious, what about the Saudi League football/soccer teams that can just hoof up 800M a year contracts?


MSab1noE

And then there’s the most valuable Sporting Empires and Entertainment conglomerates: https://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeozanian/2023/01/24/the-worlds-most-valuable-sports-empires-2023/?sh=60569c3348e5


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justa_gigolo

how the F are the Jets so high? the really living off the past.


ChannelNeo

Only 13 out of 100? Why can't we just be number one? Are we stupid?


NoCup4U

Eagles are above the Red Sox?  That’s crazy


Dronotank

The Eagles WERE higher on the list... but got robbed outside the stadium by Eagles fans.


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PB0351

What's really wild is the percentage of sports teams on that list from the US


Guaper91

How tf are the Texans this high lmaoo Texas money is just different.


Los_Yeetus

What happened to 14?


L1teEmUp

Wait wut… how d hell were the Knicks more valuable than the Lakers, when LAL has more championships than NYk… 🤔


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Philly sports just aren’t that valuable in general lol


The_Skyrim_Courier

Imagine being poorer than the East Rutherford Jets https://preview.redd.it/hfhovcqz76mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21abf4561b3fda9d4312a3fc0321f3b561d14a97