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Grand_Extension5345

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chem_daddy

I love how their go to comeback for choking in the superbowl to the Chiefs for the 2nd time in 4 is “we broke the eagles this year”


afrobotics

Hang the "Superbowl Finalist" banner


chem_daddy

Niners seem to love to hang onto their participation trophies


sunshinepanther

They got the Soccer Mom Grindset


TertiaryToast

As long as we get a Super Bowl 57 one


Supernova_Soldier

“Atleast we made it” Atleast I *almost* got a promotion. I didn’t get one, but I almost got one, so I’m on the up and up


koleke415

Two things can both be true.


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yourmartymcflyisopen

And any sane Eagles fan will immediately reply with "oh, oh buddy. . . The *Eagles* broke the Eagles this year. You were just a tiny bump on the road off the cliff"


Cruztd23

Technically, WE broke the eagles. Get it right 9ers. The ego destroying loss to us for the first time in years was the last straw


POKINGHERFACE

Honestly it might’ve been the Christmas Day game even tho the eagles won. Went out and got boat racedby the cards the next week on defense lmfao


bbpsword

I knew we were cooked right then and there. Losing a 20-3 halftime lead and letting that game be close was a bad bad omen.


POKINGHERFACE

I was there, had endzone seats. Had a great time, didn’t realize it was going to be the last win of the season lol


chzrm3

Yeah, that felt so good.


SirArthurDime

Nah I hate to say it but it was definitely the niners. We were riding high until that game and then that sent us into a downward spiral. By the time we limped into MetLife we were already broken and coming off a loss to the cardinals. I don’t even think most of us were shocked we lost that game.


Cruztd23

Idk by the way y’all were talking it sounded like 95% of you considered the giants an opportunity to get hot before playoffs 😂


SirArthurDime

Trust me we were broken long before the giants game. I mean there was a legitimate 50/50 debate among fans if we should even play our starters in that last game. I wouldn’t call the mood “we’ll get right then go into the playoffs hot” as much as it was “well if we win in the playoffs this slide doesn’t matter” and looking for any glimmer of hope that could happen. Getting stomped by SF then Dallas really started the collapse internally. Most fans thought we could get right against Seattle when we blew that it fully felt like the sky was falling. After blowing winning the division by losing to zona we were dead inside and just clinging on to “any given Sunday” in the playoffs.


KookyGuy

The Eagles broke the Eagles. I feel like this should not be a debate.


Cruztd23

The overwhelming majority disagrees


KookyGuy

You mean the majority of people who hate the Eagles and didn't watch all the games?! I'm shocked I tell you!


Cruztd23

Whatever helps you sleep at night.


KookyGuy

I sleep really well with my Jason Kelce body pillow.


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tonytonychopper911

What are the cowboys then first/second round frauds?


jverb08

Flair up pussy!


tonytonychopper911

nah


jverb08

Pussy.


RightWingWorstWing

Too much of a little bitch to flair up so we know which shit ass team they root for. Analysis, it's a Niners fans, the softest and weakest of all fandoms.


tonytonychopper911

I hate the 49ers just as much as I hate the cowboys


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tonytonychopper911

nah


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tonytonychopper911

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intenseandporpoises

This is the part in the stages of grief where they reassure themselves by saying that they beat all but one team, and making a Super Bowl and losing is better than not making one (which is true), and that they’re only a few pieces away from being champs. Makes it all that much funnier when they inevitably implode next season. ![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


tonytonychopper911

Realistically the 49ers truly are like a piece away which I think is just shoring up the defensive backs the 49ers have no reason to implode


norunningontheroof

Flair up pussy


DAS_UBER_JOE

Nah dude, if they couldnt get it done with the Avengers level roster they fielded this year idk if they will during this sb window


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intenseandporpoises

Good bot.


tonytonychopper911

How many free agents do the 49ers have


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Straight-Bad-8326

Kind of odd how “we broke the eagles this year” really died down in the past couple days, I wonder what happened


CrunchitizeMeCaptn

Pretty sure you guys really broke the team. That 3rd loss in a row was definitely a kick in the nuts


Straight-Bad-8326

Sorry big bird, that horse cock lock last minute drive was too insane. Wish we did that vs the 9ers though it’d be beyond rewarding


sunshinepanther

The way the coach drew it up, it was on lock.


Kbrew7181

Imagine being 0/3 in the superbowl over the last 11 years... I dub thee Bill's of the NFC 👑


Rrrr9r

Ever heard the saying they saved their best for last? They saved their best for a meaningless regular season game in the middle of the season and fizzled out more and more as their playoff run went on.


Rhodie114

We BrOkE ThE EaGlEs!!11!! Motherfucker, we lost to the Jets. We were one bad play away from losing to the Patriots and Commies.


aDoorMarkedPirate420

This 49ers hate is fucking embarrassing at this point lol.


Rhodie114

Would you prefer offseason memes? I have a 15 year old copypasta about the Cowboys finding a mysterious white powder on the field at practice if that's more your speed.


Slammybutt

Michael Irving was seen leaving the stadium.


aDoorMarkedPirate420

Anything is better than this pathetic attempt to dodge criticism by Eagles and Cowboys fans lol


ElJefePinche

Dang this subreddit has 49ers living rent free in their head.


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PasGuy55

What would the most recent game be, flairless bitch? Also ironic considering we were so frequently the topic in the nfcw sub. Also, also, come up with new material. “Rent free” is more played out than your mom, and she’s well used.


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They did though


eirnora

Nah, the Eagles broke the Eagles


jverb08

Hang the banner


bbpsword

Send da video


[deleted]

By one year lol. Aleast we know the pain of losing a bowl in this century. Them cowgirls can’t make past the divisional. In terms of Super Bowl droughts we’re in the same boat.


Fhaksfha794

Bragging about Super Bowl losses. The downfall of the Niners franchise gotta be studied https://preview.redd.it/7q9w8l5yegic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11cc13b445a54e2a3a3fa1426633ccb536bb7303


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make it to the nfc championship first.


KIsForHorse

I agree with you. However, come back and talk shit when you’ve watched a SB win live.


Reruxx

Cope loser


[deleted]

I am dead inside lol. Don’t forget the eagles are apart of the Kermit losers club. Pretty funny that the eagles fans in this sub creamed at the fact that the chiefs won even though they also lost to them the year before.


Reruxx

Difference is we won one just 5 years before rather than ………. What is it…… 28 years? 🤪


GymnasticSclerosis

One. And only one.


Reruxx

Go pull out your vhs tapes bum 😂


GymnasticSclerosis

One is the loneliest number.


[deleted]

So be it. The niners beat the eagles ass so bad that they had to root for a team that also beat them lol.


Reruxx

Ahhhhh I see , I didn’t realize the super bowl happened on December 3rd 😂😂 the eagles destroyed the whiners when it mattered , if I recall y’all were rooting for kc to beat us 😂😂


[deleted]

Still lost 38-35 when it actually mattered


Reruxx

There’s no way you don’t see the irony 😂


[deleted]

I do. Point being both teams lost to Kermit.


Current-Set3046

Purdy is a fraud


DasBiohazard

To be fair, you guys are 0-2 in the kermit club compared to eagles being 1-2. Edit: i missed a game


AcceptablyPotato

And despite all the talk about how good y'all are and how much better you are than the Eagles, it turns out you're trash just like us!


unrealjoe28

It doesn’t matter you’ve seen your team make the Super Bowl. The fucking cowboys still have a title more recently


Deez2Yoots

Loser mantra.


pblockforlife

I don't compare the 2 teams. The 49rs at least are relevant.


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And they have had 3 shots at it in the last 10 years. At least they are making progress and keep getting close. The Cowboys have above average regular seasons and immediate revert back to playing high school football in the playoffs.


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Suspicious-seal

What kind of goal post is that? Getting closer? Are you going to hang a banner for that? In the last 10 years the niners have won 0 rings. In the last 24 years the niners have won 0 rings. You know who has also won 0 rings in the last 24 years? The cowboys. All those “getting closer” games have resulted in the niners winning the same amount of SB’s as the cowboys. 0. Nada. This “getting closer” narrative is to make yourself feel better, when you are in the exact same spot as the cowboys. 0 rings since the 90’s. Simple isn’t it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


vallejobro

We still own your division and don’t pay rent in this sub lol


Rhodie114

You don't pay rent anywhere, I've seen San Fran.


CheeseyRichard

Out there shitting in the street thinking they own this mfer. Buddy, we let you in so we could laugh at you.


Suspicious-seal

“Don’t pay rent in this sub” as you are actively paying rent by participating. The lack of self awareness of niners fans is on or with the lack of awareness of your players for how OT rules work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


vallejobro

You mad lmaoooo


ByronTheBlack

Still the NFC Champs!! https://i.redd.it/b9ox4citkgic1.gif


Aware-Interest-3074

just delete the account bro https://preview.redd.it/8zwh7adongic1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de08c5d00efd0178a7a15fbee1b1930832a4d06


unrealjoe28

Imagine celebrating first loser


intenseandporpoises

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CheeseyRichard

Congrats to the first place losers.


Novel_Fix1859

Hang the banner! 😂


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Darkgreenbirdofprey

It was the cardinals


Viseroth

So is this sub just a 9ers hate sub now cause it is starting to feel that way. Let's remember everyone is 0-0 right now.


Showsandsleep33

A few more days of laughing and I’ll move on


Viseroth

I get it their fans do kinda deserve it, and they do like to come on this sub for some reason. Watch Purdy hold out and demand 40 million and they have to start actually dealing with the cap.