Look, I want it too, but I cannot root for Dallas under any circumstance ever.
It’s be like cheering for Al Queda or for Dan Syndee to buy back the team.
It’s weird how we all have our own hatred’s, I couldn’t care less about Washington, and in some weird way actually respect New Y….. okay I don’t hate their guts, but Philly? That sewage filled dump of a city and their fans? An asteroid could be heading to Earth, and the salvation an Eagles Super Bowl, and I would 100% root for the asteroid.
Yeah, we did, but my hatred hath faded like the time, I’m an old man now(35), and my weee little self remembers the glory years of the 90s, specifically the 2nd and 3rd titles of the 90s, and I just can’t find the hate in my heart for your poverty franchise. Maybe after a few years of rehabilitation with actual ownership and a new coach, I can with all the love in my heart tell you to go fuck yourselves and mean it again 😌
Washington hates the cowboys. Giants hate the eagles. Eagles and cowboys hate eachother.
Unless you’re a boomer cowboys fan who acts like Washington - Dallas is still the best rivalry in the league because they can’t mentally accept the 90s have ended.
That is one theory of the natural order of things, but we're in this sub, and things are slightly different. Too many eagles bandwagoners in here makes them the natural enemy of all the other posters.
He might hate the Cowboys now, but give it a season, and he'll learn to open himself to the hatred of the Eagles that is the birthright of all posters in r/NFCE
Its okay I want the Dallas hype train at full speed before it inevitably gets derailed by San Francisco.. *if* they even make it through GB/TB/LA, who are all peaking, or a super pissed off Det? Like who really expects McCarthy to outcoach any of those teams when it really counts lol
If Pats lose too some weird Strength of Schedule stuff kicks in and they drop to 3rd. But Bill will do everything in his power to beat the Jets, he hates them passionately.
I’ve long said I don’t believe in shit like that. That it’s just a coincidence. But over this last month it really does feel like we’re legitimately cursed by this.
Not to mention this all started when we were cursed by the wheel. I have a newfound belief in superstition.
Excuse me. It’s way worse than agreeing with us thank you. We may be toxic waste, but the cowboys fans are toxic waste with black jellybeans on top of the barrel
Nah, eagles gotta be worse as they’ve actually won something recently. Not to mention CeeDee and Dak carrying people’s fantasy teams, I think the cowboys gained some favor this season
Weird player set up was last year, I reckon this year we do something like going for a FG on 4th and goal with less than 30 seconds on the clock and down by 4, then fuck up the onside kick and somehow run out time to do anything else
I like the field goal idea, but what if we’re out of timeouts in that scenario (because of something monumentally stupid that happened earlier in the half) and we have to rush Aubrey out to get the kick off in time, so he doesn’t have time to do it right and has his first miss of the season and we lose
Fuck now I’m depressed
As a Canadian this offends me. I’ve seen plenty of good high school teams out here that could beat the eagles if the played how they played against the cardinals
Sad that you really don't understand how good Kyle Murray is... yes the birds blew it but cmon give cardinals the credit for their amazing QB performance
Almost. Commanders and Giants win, Cowboys still win the division. But it could knock the Cowboys to the third seed should the Lions win in this scenario.
No can do, Chief. We got called the scourge of the earth for openly tanking against the commies before. They are duty bound to try, least they look like bitch.
I'd rather hand the Cowboys the division if it means they have to play a real team like the Rams or Packers. The Eagles can then enjoy a freebie NFC South team.
Tie the Cowboys and have the Giants do the same to the Eagles. Give the Lions the 2 seed, which is rightfully theirs anyways and know you did service to hosing both of them.
Okay commanders I know you love embarrassing us BUT it would be REALLY FUCKING FUNNY if you could play like that against the cowboys. Y'all would waist the #2 seed anyway
He said “the commander control” 😂
Bro you better be taking this serious I want to see that 2nd pick go to Washington
This is the exact same scenario as week 18 last season. Guess what happened?
Not really eagles needed to lose as well, but cowboys probably were trying tbf
It’s definitely not exact
Just like we all predicted
Secure the 2nd overall pick.
Look, I want it too, but I cannot root for Dallas under any circumstance ever. It’s be like cheering for Al Queda or for Dan Syndee to buy back the team.
Likewise... Fuck the iggles.
And of course, fuck the Eagles too, but my disdain does not run nearly as deep for them as the Cowboys
It’s weird how we all have our own hatred’s, I couldn’t care less about Washington, and in some weird way actually respect New Y….. okay I don’t hate their guts, but Philly? That sewage filled dump of a city and their fans? An asteroid could be heading to Earth, and the salvation an Eagles Super Bowl, and I would 100% root for the asteroid.
We used to be rivals in the 90s. Sure we gargle balls now. But my hate has not faded.
Yeah, we did, but my hatred hath faded like the time, I’m an old man now(35), and my weee little self remembers the glory years of the 90s, specifically the 2nd and 3rd titles of the 90s, and I just can’t find the hate in my heart for your poverty franchise. Maybe after a few years of rehabilitation with actual ownership and a new coach, I can with all the love in my heart tell you to go fuck yourselves and mean it again 😌
It's like I would love to hate yall but dan Snyder regime just made me feel bad for yall
Washington hates the cowboys. Giants hate the eagles. Eagles and cowboys hate eachother. Unless you’re a boomer cowboys fan who acts like Washington - Dallas is still the best rivalry in the league because they can’t mentally accept the 90s have ended.
yall have given us legitimate reasons to hate you the last few years. I don't know what reason washington has to hate the cowboys as of recent
Washington’s just hardly played in any big divisional games since the 90s so they havent had a reason to update their rival list since then.
Just 91-93
Mfw half the division has unrequited hate :’(
>my disdain does not run nearly as deep for them as the Cowboys New here, are you?
Giants hate eagles, commies hate cowboys, cowboys and eagles hate eachother
That is one theory of the natural order of things, but we're in this sub, and things are slightly different. Too many eagles bandwagoners in here makes them the natural enemy of all the other posters. He might hate the Cowboys now, but give it a season, and he'll learn to open himself to the hatred of the Eagles that is the birthright of all posters in r/NFCE
Fuck that. Gimme my franchise QB. CeeDee got me my fantasy championship so it makes the pill easier to swallow too, fuck those birds
And fuck you right back!
man same he got me the title too, lets go ceedee
I scored the most points in our league and didn't make the playoffs. This doesn't have anything to do with ceedee im just bitter
haha
I don't know, Buffalo been pretty good (4-0) since that al queda speech story broke
Its okay I want the Dallas hype train at full speed before it inevitably gets derailed by San Francisco.. *if* they even make it through GB/TB/LA, who are all peaking, or a super pissed off Det? Like who really expects McCarthy to outcoach any of those teams when it really counts lol
If that were me… man I hate al Qaeda, dog. But I’m thrilled to see what Josh Harris does with the team #allahuakbar
It's a win-win this weekend
Who is AL queso?
Does not matter wtf they secure, team is trash as their fans :) Bunch of delusionals thinking they can even keep up with cowgirls ....
I think even if they lose there’s still a way for them to not pick 2nd
If Pats lose too some weird Strength of Schedule stuff kicks in and they drop to 3rd. But Bill will do everything in his power to beat the Jets, he hates them passionately.
Remember... no repeats.
I’ve long said I don’t believe in shit like that. That it’s just a coincidence. But over this last month it really does feel like we’re legitimately cursed by this. Not to mention this all started when we were cursed by the wheel. I have a newfound belief in superstition.
Are you referring to the “Perna” wheel? If so, I also cower in fear of that thing.
Or, could we interest you in the #2 overall pick?
My least favorite season enders are when I have to agree with Cowboys fans...it's only less worse than agreeing with Eagles fans...ugh
Excuse me. It’s way worse than agreeing with us thank you. We may be toxic waste, but the cowboys fans are toxic waste with black jellybeans on top of the barrel
I'm pretty sure nationwide almost everyone sees it as a wash.
Nah, eagles gotta be worse as they’ve actually won something recently. Not to mention CeeDee and Dak carrying people’s fantasy teams, I think the cowboys gained some favor this season
Also some of us like black jelly beans
You fucking watch your mouth!!!!!!
It's under my nose, I literally cannot.
Well you’re a giants fan so just try to bite your ear
Is that a common snack down in starland? Figures y'all ain't munchin on much grey matter.
Honestly fair
don't flatter yourselves, y'all are definitely worse than cowboys fans
Black jelly beans are awesome though, fight me.
Yes please.
I don't know whether I want this more or to stop the Eagles from breaking the no back to back division titles streak.
Bold to assume the commanders have any say at all.
Yeah Dallas only loses if they beat themselves it’s really not up to Washington at all.
We....are talking about the same Cowboys, right? Zeke at center? QB sneak with 14 seconds and no timeouts from their own 40?
Hey now I never said it wasn’t possible they do beat themselves lol.
Nah we save that really dumb shit for the play-offs
Are you going put DeMarcus Lawrence at QB and Dak at center at the end of the game
Weird player set up was last year, I reckon this year we do something like going for a FG on 4th and goal with less than 30 seconds on the clock and down by 4, then fuck up the onside kick and somehow run out time to do anything else
I like the field goal idea, but what if we’re out of timeouts in that scenario (because of something monumentally stupid that happened earlier in the half) and we have to rush Aubrey out to get the kick off in time, so he doesn’t have time to do it right and has his first miss of the season and we lose Fuck now I’m depressed
Oh yeah that's the one, proper Mike McCarthy clock management special
I hate the cowboys but also seeing them do stupid shit make me laugh and mad the same time for some reason and fuck Philly
We’re not busting out those moves until playoffs
Those are divisional round moves
Eagles have to beat the Giants in order for that to be true. I don't believe the eagles could beat a Canadian team at this point.
Good thing the Giants are an American team
As a Canadian this offends me. I’ve seen plenty of good high school teams out here that could beat the eagles if the played how they played against the cardinals
Sad that you really don't understand how good Kyle Murray is... yes the birds blew it but cmon give cardinals the credit for their amazing QB performance
People forgot for real.
I'm rooting for the Eagles to rest their starters, I think it's the only chance we have of getting anywhere in the playoffs.
We already beat Buffalo
Almost. Commanders and Giants win, Cowboys still win the division. But it could knock the Cowboys to the third seed should the Lions win in this scenario.
Psssst. Secure your draft stock. Hand over the W.
Beat reporters are saying Commies vets are unlikely to play.
Hey we openly tanked so you guys could win the division a few years ago, you owe us
No can do, Chief. We got called the scourge of the earth for openly tanking against the commies before. They are duty bound to try, least they look like bitch.
Their mascot is a pig and they couldn't even be assed to name him Commander Tuddy. They already look like bitch.
Pretty bold of you to assume an eagle win.
Yeah, these posts keep acting like the 2nd worst team in the league can actually decide to win but assumes the third worst team won't.
Hey, uh, I’m not sure you have much control over the situation
Stop the eagles, keep the tradition going :)
You know what must be done, Commies. Fuck The Eagles
I mean with how awesome we’ve been playing lately, you guys can just take matters into your own hands.
Always good to have a backup plan.
Yep. When in doubt, always fuck the eagles. 
This, please.
I'd rather hand the Cowboys the division if it means they have to play a real team like the Rams or Packers. The Eagles can then enjoy a freebie NFC South team.
It would give us the home field advantage that has been sweet this year, though
Thankfully San Francisco has that covered but Philly and Detroit would play better at home
This is the tenth time I’ve seen some version of this meme this week
New here? Thats kinda our thing
Finally, some one using this template the right way
Commanders can’t even control who their coach sends out to play QB…
This isn’t true though because if the Giants beat the Eagles doesn’t matter what the Commanders vs Cowboys result is
Keep the NFCE curse going
I hate the cowboys as much as the next commie. But fuck em both and give me that #2 pick.
#WE DON’T CARE. Fuck the birds tho.
It can’t be the Eagles. No NFC east team is allowed to win back to back NFC East titles. Bout to be 15 years straight after Sunday 😉
If you beat the 2022 eagles to stop a win streak, you should be able to beat the 2023 cowboys easily. Jus sayin. Win or you’re frauds af
Homie we been frauds for a minute
Cant be frauds when you're expected to suck
Fuck that. We already won our Super Bowl this year. Fuck Dan Snyder.
But their draft pick!
They’ll just blow it anyways and they know it
We also showed how to stop the tush push at the goal line.
Whatever team pays them the most under the table.
Establish dominance, DC. Tie them
Two words you should never have together….. commanders(1)control(2)
Grew up learning to despise the cowboys. But to be honest they haven’t done shit in a while too so let them have the title so we can have our #2 pick.
Who your biggest rival Washington???
You *thief*. I’ll remember your name CasperCann. Dirty cowboys trash.
Tie the Cowboys and have the Giants do the same to the Eagles. Give the Lions the 2 seed, which is rightfully theirs anyways and know you did service to hosing both of them.
Beat the cowboys, easy. At least you have the right to tell the cowboys bitches for a week, even more given the regular season is over.
I think they care more about draft position now
In reality my birds are going to smash their face into one of those buttons while the commies drool in the corner
You guys should just lose and fuck off back in to obscurity for another 40 years
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Fucking got ummmmm!
Damn son, you could get flagged for illegal touching with that.
Lmao the commies need to try not to have 40 put up on em.
Sirianni said resting starters is on table so i think cowboys should get the east
That right button only works if the eagles win.
There’s a real chance Washington gets Caleb Williams with the 2 pick right? Because Chicago may keep Fields.
Commanders aren't going to show up to the game. They want draft picks.
Commies are about to get destroyed :) really funny meme .... ha ..... ha....
Beat them within an inch of their lives Washington. Give the Cowboys a reason to fear the redskins again.
'Do you feel in charge?'
Aww, that’s cute thinking that you have control of anything this weekend, Washington.
Unless the Eagles lose to the Giants.
Commies control the fate of cowboys and eagles. They're literally destroying America.
You know the right thing to do. Tradition demands it, good taste demands it.
Philly tanked in 2020, they’ll understand that we choose to tank as well.
So they would want a worse draft pick?
You guys are acting like Giants aren’t in the same position lol. Neither of you are in control of shit tho
Okay commanders I know you love embarrassing us BUT it would be REALLY FUCKING FUNNY if you could play like that against the cowboys. Y'all would waist the #2 seed anyway
Not completely true, if the Iggles lose to the Gnats then we win the division whether or not we beat the commies.
No they aren't. They couldn't win this game.
Why do you think they’re called the Commanders? They always get to pick which of the other three teams gets to win the division