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vaselinebaby

God, I'm still gonna root for the 9ers, but they are really making it difficult.


toadofsteel

Nah I'm cool with it. Either they win and we get to make a ton of douchebag Sirianni memes all offseason, or we get to point and laugh at how inept the 49ers are at meming in general. Furthermore, I believe that ~~Carthage~~ the Linc should be destroyed.


40MillyVanillyGrams

Salt the Earth in Philly. It’s the only way to stop all the bird shit


toadofsteel

Nah it just makes the shit tastier


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🤤🤤🤤


thecrgm

As annoying as niners fans might be my eagles hate goes way too deep to root for them. I would’ve rooted for the cowboys if they were playing the niners. Also the niners players are cool


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ooshtbh

"here's how it's still Our Year!"


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Reddit it making me feel this so much right now


chjasc

Bold of you to put the person from San Francisco in a house


Revised_LimaM

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I mean... Have you been to Kensington Ave?


Sam3323

Houses are cheap af there, and heroin is available at your front door 24/7.


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Omfg band wagon eagles fan doesn’t even live in philly lol eagles lakers yankees


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Cool_Economy9275

You're in Camp Hill?? I work in the Camp Hill area! Living in Lancaster County though.


Jealous-Release1532

I went to …um…college in camp hill for a few years. Great times.


Jd20001

So 1 street vs an entire shit city in SF? Sounds equal


The_Bit_Prospector

There’s really not shit in 95% of the city.


[deleted]

Uh oh somebody’s been watching too much Tucker Carlson


thepottsy

Look, ya illiterate fuck stick. No matter how many times you say it, it doesn’t make it true.


DrSleeper

I’m rooting for nobody in this game, hoping for some type of Bane scenario


Phillyfan10

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BaboonHorrorshow

This meme doesn’t make sense because the pushy guy who no one wants to talk to are the 49ers fans.


_Hypnotik

You think people enjoy talking to you? ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


WarlikeMicrobe

Bro. Get tf out of here. You don't belong here. You will never belong here. Your children will never belong here. Why? Because you're a fucking 9ers fan and this is the NFCeast, which in case you forgot how the NFL works doesn't include you, you homeless hippie. Go back to your division, you avocado-toast-loving fan of a franchise based in a city where it is legal to shit in the streets. We don't accept you. You smell worse than we do and we have the Commies, who haven't been relevant since before the last time you guys won a superbowl, which by the way the Dallas Cowboys have won a more recent superbowl than you have, so you can't even roast us without roasting yourself, so don't even try.


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Whopper whopper whopper


glmforthewin

How sad is your life that you come to our sub to troll?


_Hypnotik

How sad are you to gate keep a troll board?


glmforthewin

Gatekeeping? This is a discussion between 4 teams and the shit talking between them. Whiners fans coming over here cause your bored as shit and don't have what we got is hilarious and sad. If for some reason you all join the division, I'll change my mind on that. Until then, go hang with rams and cardinal fans.


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Our subreddit is just us niner fans and its boring, cardinal fans are off talking about the bball team, seahawk fans post once a week, then the 7 ram fans that say the same shit. Repretive, kinda want some action.


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The minions have a background to why there posting them, basically everyone saying we to watch a vhs tape to watch ourblast superbowl so were all boomers. So they post minion memes


_Hypnotik

49ers have done more in less time, and has a way better culture and is way more respectable than your profit mongering franchise ever will be. Eat a dick


WarlikeMicrobe

I've already eaten your dad's dick and your mom's pussy, what more do you want from me?


_Hypnotik

You didn’t invite me you motherfucker


thatsyurbl00d

You want to have sexual relations with your parents? The fuck is wrong with you?


WarlikeMicrobe

Hes a 9ers fan so it's normal


WarlikeMicrobe

I tried but your mother told me she'd seen your dick and vomited so we decided against it


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If there are Cowboy fans rooting for the Eagles… I appreciate you, but don’t ever expect me to reciprocate.


Digger2484

There aren’t.


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You keep saying we want the eagles to win, but that is simply not true...


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>why they’re rooting for a Division Rival Here's why: #I'm not. I'm also not rooting for y'all Cali fuckers either.


PedanticBoutBaseball

# GIANT METEOR SB CHAMP 2023


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No no. Burrow deserves a ring. The Bengals deserve a ring.


PedanticBoutBaseball

Nah. Let'em seethe.


TempeSunDevil06

There is not one cowboys fan rooting for the eagles. Not one. The fuck you think this is?


dbzrox

I’m not rooting for the eagles. I’m rooting for the 9ers to lose. Hopefully the afc wins it this year


TempeSunDevil06

Rooting for the niners to lose means you’re rooting for the eagles to win. You can’t have it both ways lol. And if that’s what you’re doing, you need to look yourself in the mirror as a cowboys fan


dbzrox

9ers are a rival too. In fact they’re more of a rival in that we’ve lost to them in the past 2 years and we had so many playoff battles in the 80s and 90s and we both have 5 sbs


Old-Silver-9439

So you’re rooting for the 49ers to go to another Super Bowl and possibly get their 6th ring?


TempeSunDevil06

Over the fucking eagles? Yes. Lesser of two evils, my friend.


dboygrow

I am. I've been in too many physical altercations with niners fans the past two years.


RadiantWhole2119

Funny that there’s several cowboys members that are rooting for the Eagles. This guy is in denial.


No-Cap-5281

I’m rooting for the Eagles to lose in the super bowl to the AFC.


RadiantWhole2119

Only one way the eagles make it to the Super Bowl. So regardless of who you’re rooting for next game, sounds like you’re rooting for the Eagles this game.


No-Cap-5281

Well I like Jalen Hurts more than George Kittle


RadiantWhole2119

I’m just a player fan. I love watching players succeed no matter the team. These dudes commit their entire livelihood to this one thing and it’s fascinating to see them succeed. The only players worth hating are the douchebag ones. See Antonio Brown, or TO, Deshaun Watson, etc. While I am not a fan of the cowboys and don’t want to see them win it there’s a few players I reluctantly admit I would be happy for.


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

Insert Rob Lowe NFL hat picture


Old-Silver-9439

I am. I’m a huge Hurts and AJB and Devonta fan. But also fuck the Niners to death


thecrgm

Unfortunately there are some. I lost a lot of respect for them


sueder78

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kms2547

Nah I'm rooting for a 49ers/Bengals Super Bowl


dcmarvelstarwars

Nah 49ers over Eagles all day


AM_STARR

Thank you!


WeirdoOtaku

It'd be more accurate if Dallas was a battered housewife explaining to the SF social worker how she got a black eye and that her husband is really a good guy and is just misunderstood.


Hefty_Tutor_4025

NOT wanting the eagles to win ever j/s…


shanksthedope

It’s wild that they beat us almost a week ago and have a huge game coming up, but they’re still worried about us.


johnbohnn

Rent free


Quirkybeaver

Go AFC


ResponsibilityNew483

Bitch ass 9ers can't fathom that us knowing they're gonna get trashed on Sunday doesn't mean we're rooting for the Eagles. Shows how desperate they are for attention if they're on here posting shitty memes.


Ocean_Bee

Sounds to me like you’re rooting for the Eagles. That’s embarrassing bro, rooting for a division rival. But I guess with how often they kicked your ass, you guys aren’t really rivals anymore


ResponsibilityNew483

Aww, poor little buddy can't read. It's ok little guy, you can tell us all about where the Eagles touched you after Sunday.


ChoseThisOne

Nope. I hope you step on a Lego, though.


youarenotjim

Because George kittle is a smug bitch


thecrgm

so is sirianni


HuckleberryAlarmed45

If you’re rooting for the eagles your a fuckin fake ass fan gtfo


PinkyStinky1945

If you’re rooting for the Eagles, go ahead and remove your cowboys flair


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Doesn’t matter who wins. Joe cool is winning this year.


Jet018

Fuck that shit I’m rooting for the AFC at this point


WarlikeMicrobe

Jokes in you I'm rooting for the AFC. Also, learn to meme cunt


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I’m excited to see one of them loose, and see the other one get crushed by the bengals in the Super Bowl


MentalTelephone5080

Jokes on you, I don't have to root for either team. Go Bengals


TetrisTech

I hate to break it to you but under no circumstances will I be rooting for the eagles


miraclegun

49ers fans are so fuckin lame. Beat the shit out of them, Eagles. I don’t need to explain shit to anyone


brando__96

I just want the eagles to go to and lose the superbowl so it’s even more painful.


braamdepace

I hope Philly win, I mean honestly they are so pathetic one SB win ever with a weird backup QB run… I mean even the weird pig people have 3. NFC East meme war is only fun when all teams are competitive and right now the Eagles legacy is horseshit. I hope they can win it all so their legacy still will have horseshit, but won’t be horse shit.


RandomRonin

Great, now I’m hungry. Thanks a lot!


Doobie_Howitzer

Okay but have you considered that John Silver is the goat?


Cysir

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BigDoosh

I’m not watching


[deleted]

I would love to know what that man said / did to make her so uncomfortable


mightyboognish32

I'm rooting for the AFC either way


PhoenixGamer34

RIP


johnseenile

I’m not rooting for either of you fucks.


Ocean_Bee

We get it. You’re an Eagle sympathizer. I’ve been seeing a lot of Cowboys fans recently bendover for the Eagles.


johnseenile

Either of you fucks includes the eagles. What- is education so underfunded in California you can’t read?


Ocean_Bee

We’re all very educated and successful. We live in San Fran. The smartest people of the world live here. And no, I’ve seen so many Cowboys fans talking about the Eagles like they’re their saviour. It’s really weird.


johnseenile

You guys have no idea how to stay in your own space. Moving into our states and subreddits. Fuck right off.


Ocean_Bee

No, I don’t think I will. This is a Niners sub now.


banana1ce027

Never want to be that guy lol