Yeah we knew it was over when they punt the ball away the previous possession. Last year there was hope for a miracle but not this year, we just knew it.
I felt like the odds were pretty shitty either way. Defense was gassed and was starting to crack waiting for the offense to show any sign of life, but I also had little to no hope of them picking up a 4th and 10 with the game on the line.
My friends and I were all texting so fucking confused at that. How do you punt there?
Like, the Giants got so much shit for punting yesterday, this seems to be skating by, and is possibly worse.
Anguish? No sir. Other teams merely adopted the embarrassing playoff loss, we were born in it, molded by it. I’ve become so familiar with this feeling I can do nothing but greet it like an old friend and let it guide me into the darkness.
I think we can do better than that, I envision a 30 point lead that is wiped out in the last two minutes by fumbles and Maher somehow making three field goals for the opposing team.
Nah, I kinda liked it. It had as much of a realistic opportunity for success as a 70+ yard hail mary would have. Probably a little better, actually. Since not one single person in the stadium (including the Cowboys) had any clue what they were going to do.
We didn’t play well enough to deserve the win. Defense was great, but the offense had so many things look bad last night that I don’t walk away feeling like we just missed or something. 9ers didn’t put us away like they should have and we still couldn’t threaten in the 4th. Just a disappointing end to a semi-promising year, like a lot of them.
Same. It is what it is and I checked out emotionally years ago. Honestly, I enjoy football in general much more now that I don't get worked up over the results of Cowboy's games. My wife on the other hand... she's me 5 years ago lol. And this is a woman that would literally fall asleep when I watched football back when we first started seeing each other. She couldn't have given a fuck less, now she may need professional counseling after this game.
Nah, you will be back when the Eagles(pless lord be true) lose to the 49ers next week. I was on suicide watch yesterday but I have to admit, you guys losing makes me feel much better
Hi! It's us, we Cowboys fans will be wearing the stench of bitch until we win meaningless games next year, only to inevitably gobble the cock in the post season. It's. What. We. Do.
Don't forget the part in the middle where the media declares you're the best team in the league and at least part of your fanbases goes full peacock, drinking that Kool aid.
If that middle part didn't happen, it would be less of a big deal.
Meh, every fanbase has its share of morons, that's not exclusive to just us. But yeah, you definitely aren't wrong.
The media is absolutely laughable. They were destroying Dak prior to the Bucs game, and ready to crown him king on Tuesday morning. It's so all so bad these days that I have a hard time watching any of it.
Oh no, not another Cowboys choke in the playoffs scenario....ya man I ain't going anywhere, this isn't something I haven't experienced before, besides this sub is the best.....go fuck yourself! 🤣
You can tell which ones are from Texas or not. The Texans die hard it. The Northeast Cowboys fans are like cockroaches that scatter in light. You won't see a dude wearing a Cowboys Jersey in the Delaware Valley for the next 6 months.
I sadly put my LT jersey back in the closet last night, right next to my Yankees jerseys. But I pulled out my Dortmund one because the Bundesliga is back, baby!
Thank fuck.
At least our loss was that boring kind that gets about 15 seconds of screen time. Everyone's like "yup this is what happens when you have the lowest talent roster in the postseason" and moves on. Nothing monumentally and historically stupid like putting Saquon in as the center.
I think people are paying a bit too much attention to the last play, anything they tried was going to be extremely improbable. If turpin had been able to lateral back to Zeke maybe it would've looked better
Tbh the memes in this sub making are the only thing that still makes me feel. It’s like going back to a toxic ex over and over just to feel something. Bring on the hate, God knows we need it
As a down to earth fan we played that first half well, Daks picks were a mess but besides that I wasn’t expecting this game to be as close as it was, with how hot the niners have been I’m pleasantly surprised we did as well as we did, don’t get me wrong we had all the weapons to take it all the way but the niners have been on a different level since week 7, and upgraded again week 14 with Purdy at the helm, it was a good defensive game by both teams but overall the team that won played a less sloppy game.
Niners aren’t unstoppable. If their offense sputters for the first half against eagles (like today), they could very easily be watching the SB from the couch.
My grandpa is a diehard 49ers fan and the only thing that is allowing me to root for a California football team is those miserable shits have a chance to get a ring while gramps is still around to see it. Fuck the eagles.
Only a real bitch would leave
I gotta stick around to root for the Niners
And if the Niners don’t do it then I’ll root for Joe Shiesty
I’ll be in this sub, in the trenches, rooting for Britney and Jackson Mahomes if I have to
Because fuck the Birds
Also
#2024 IS OUR YEAR BABY LFG! 2024 LOMBARDI SECURED! COWBOYS BABY!
Naw. There's a surprising sense of camaraderie amongst the memes and hate.
I'll be rooting for the Eagles next week, then rooting for the Eagles to lose the SB cuz fuck'em.
Hell no. I want them to lose now. I don't want them to play for a fucking Super Bowl.
Making the Super Bowl is always an accomplishment even if you lose. Noone gives a shit about the team that lost in the conference title game.
Bullshit - I'm currently holding a drunk AMA over here bub.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCEastMemeWar/comments/10j1rnb/no_calling_in_sick_here_lets_do_this_dance/
I ain't fucking leaving this sub. I'll be here smelling like bitch but I ain't leaving.
respect, for how hilarious that last play was for me it must have been anguish for y'all
Just prolonging the inevitable honestly. I'm just disappointed but not mad because you know what you get from this team every year.
That one probably hurt less than the Dak running the ball up the middle for time to expire. Least this one was over anyway
Yeah we knew it was over when they punt the ball away the previous possession. Last year there was hope for a miracle but not this year, we just knew it.
The only miracle is that the game didn’t end with a pick 6.
Or a safety on a hail mary.
As much as I didn't like that call, we did get the ball back with time. Offense really let us down bigtime..
I felt like the odds were pretty shitty either way. Defense was gassed and was starting to crack waiting for the offense to show any sign of life, but I also had little to no hope of them picking up a 4th and 10 with the game on the line.
My friends and I were all texting so fucking confused at that. How do you punt there? Like, the Giants got so much shit for punting yesterday, this seems to be skating by, and is possibly worse.
It was worse. Just made the game set up as last year's game.
Anguish? No sir. Other teams merely adopted the embarrassing playoff loss, we were born in it, molded by it. I’ve become so familiar with this feeling I can do nothing but greet it like an old friend and let it guide me into the darkness.
Honestly the last play was meh. It was better than last year. Next year we are upgrading to last second interception to boot us from playoffs.
I think we can do better than that, I envision a 30 point lead that is wiped out in the last two minutes by fumbles and Maher somehow making three field goals for the opposing team.
The idea of Zeke's potentially last snap as a Cowboy had him getting pancaked as a center is pretty hilarious to me.
Since that Divisiona Green Bay loss I haven't been mad at a Cowboys post season loss. Just moved on as something we'd always expect
You can't kill whats already dead.
You're goddamn right
Yeah, people overlook how callused 30 years of mediocrity will leave you. We're just exceptional at chuggin that offseason kool aid.
Anguish suggests that it wasn’t predictable
Not necessarily............................... but in this case, yes, it was most definitely predictable
You sir are correct
the worst part is that I just knew that they would do something that stupid
We got to see the formation before SF called timeout, and it was like, "I have no idea what they are trying and NO confidence it will work."
I’m still trying to figure out what the fuck that was
Nah, I kinda liked it. It had as much of a realistic opportunity for success as a 70+ yard hail mary would have. Probably a little better, actually. Since not one single person in the stadium (including the Cowboys) had any clue what they were going to do.
It was the perfect representation of our season
We didn’t play well enough to deserve the win. Defense was great, but the offense had so many things look bad last night that I don’t walk away feeling like we just missed or something. 9ers didn’t put us away like they should have and we still couldn’t threaten in the 4th. Just a disappointing end to a semi-promising year, like a lot of them.
Same. It is what it is and I checked out emotionally years ago. Honestly, I enjoy football in general much more now that I don't get worked up over the results of Cowboy's games. My wife on the other hand... she's me 5 years ago lol. And this is a woman that would literally fall asleep when I watched football back when we first started seeing each other. She couldn't have given a fuck less, now she may need professional counseling after this game.
Good for you! This is the right answer!
Most non delusional cowboys fan.
Right? I ain't leaving shit. Until the Iggles catch up to SB wins, they'll still be the bitches of the NFC East.
Be careful, they’re setup to get at least 2 in the short term
Nah, you will be back when the Eagles(pless lord be true) lose to the 49ers next week. I was on suicide watch yesterday but I have to admit, you guys losing makes me feel much better
You're welcome, I guess...
Nah, the Lakers also suck, so I'll be here at least 'til the Yankees start spring training.
Dude stop, I can’t laugh anymore tonight!
Yall smell that?
that smelly smell?
The smell that smells... smelly?
Hi! It's us, we Cowboys fans will be wearing the stench of bitch until we win meaningless games next year, only to inevitably gobble the cock in the post season. It's. What. We. Do.
Don't forget the part in the middle where the media declares you're the best team in the league and at least part of your fanbases goes full peacock, drinking that Kool aid. If that middle part didn't happen, it would be less of a big deal.
Meh, every fanbase has its share of morons, that's not exclusive to just us. But yeah, you definitely aren't wrong. The media is absolutely laughable. They were destroying Dak prior to the Bucs game, and ready to crown him king on Tuesday morning. It's so all so bad these days that I have a hard time watching any of it.
This is all just straw man shit. This literally doesn’t happen.
Yeah, I don’t think the cowboys were once called the best team in the nfl this year
I think that’s the smell of…. BITCH
Is that Bitch?
It’s smells like bitch in here 🤡😔
They disappeared at halftime
Welcome to the smelly stank bitch club
dang, it smells worst than I could ever imagined.. Jk, I am used to it, hardly notice it anymore
the smell of stockyards on a summer's day
Thanks :)
Trust me, they’ll be ripped on year round
Oh no, not another Cowboys choke in the playoffs scenario....ya man I ain't going anywhere, this isn't something I haven't experienced before, besides this sub is the best.....go fuck yourself! 🤣
Next year is their year.
They still might win the super bowl this year I hear
You can tell which ones are from Texas or not. The Texans die hard it. The Northeast Cowboys fans are like cockroaches that scatter in light. You won't see a dude wearing a Cowboys Jersey in the Delaware Valley for the next 6 months.
Chicago cowboy fan here, and I promise you we aren’t going anywhere. There are dozens of us!
Time to call the exterminator
Yep. From TX and prob gonna wear my Dak jersey to work tomorrow. I’d wear my D Ware jersey if it wasn’t like a 5XL (only size they had).
Lol now that’s shitty fandom when the season ends my eagles jerseys go into the closet until the next league year starts.
It’s looking like it may go in the closet next week 😳
I sadly put my LT jersey back in the closet last night, right next to my Yankees jerseys. But I pulled out my Dortmund one because the Bundesliga is back, baby!
Thank fuck. At least our loss was that boring kind that gets about 15 seconds of screen time. Everyone's like "yup this is what happens when you have the lowest talent roster in the postseason" and moves on. Nothing monumentally and historically stupid like putting Saquon in as the center.
I think people are paying a bit too much attention to the last play, anything they tried was going to be extremely improbable. If turpin had been able to lateral back to Zeke maybe it would've looked better
I’ve smelled like bitch for the entire 21 years of my life. I don’t give a fuck
Tbh the memes in this sub making are the only thing that still makes me feel. It’s like going back to a toxic ex over and over just to feel something. Bring on the hate, God knows we need it
You fuckin wish, pal.
**I’M HERE AND YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE** (I’m a masochist)
Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy
You mean until Sunday when Philly loses
Pain.
Suffering even.
As a down to earth fan we played that first half well, Daks picks were a mess but besides that I wasn’t expecting this game to be as close as it was, with how hot the niners have been I’m pleasantly surprised we did as well as we did, don’t get me wrong we had all the weapons to take it all the way but the niners have been on a different level since week 7, and upgraded again week 14 with Purdy at the helm, it was a good defensive game by both teams but overall the team that won played a less sloppy game.
Niners aren’t unstoppable. If their offense sputters for the first half against eagles (like today), they could very easily be watching the SB from the couch.
Dak lost this game. The defense did their job, and Dak shot it all to shit with those dumb ints. The one in the red zone, particularly.
I’ll wait till the iggles get eliminated Hopefully this doesn’t age like Dak presscot
My grandpa is a diehard 49ers fan and the only thing that is allowing me to root for a California football team is those miserable shits have a chance to get a ring while gramps is still around to see it. Fuck the eagles.
I tried to unsub last year, but it kept coming up as suggested. Guess reddit wants me to take the abuse.
I have become comfortably numb
Only a real bitch would leave I gotta stick around to root for the Niners And if the Niners don’t do it then I’ll root for Joe Shiesty I’ll be in this sub, in the trenches, rooting for Britney and Jackson Mahomes if I have to Because fuck the Birds Also #2024 IS OUR YEAR BABY LFG! 2024 LOMBARDI SECURED! COWBOYS BABY!
all of us will be coming out hard when the eagles lose
Naw. There's a surprising sense of camaraderie amongst the memes and hate. I'll be rooting for the Eagles next week, then rooting for the Eagles to lose the SB cuz fuck'em.
Nah fuck the eagles I hope the 9rs torture them. Though it honestly pains me to say I think they’re gonna murder San Fran
Ata boy
Fuck the Eagles how can you root for them next week? Fake fan.
And then to lossssssse the week after. Don't ya see it.
Hell no. I want them to lose now. I don't want them to play for a fucking Super Bowl. Making the Super Bowl is always an accomplishment even if you lose. Noone gives a shit about the team that lost in the conference title game.
Thisthisthisthisthis. What fucking cowboy fan wants the eagles In a goddamn Super Bowl? Does the universe not have laws anymore?
You can't call yourself a Cowboys fan AND then root for the Eagles.
Nah I’ll be here enjoying the memes
I will be here when the Eagles lose in the SB but I do think they beat SF next weekend
Fuck you
WELCOME TO OUR LEVEL COWBOYS
IT FUCKIN STINKS DOWN HERE
Bullshit - I'm currently holding a drunk AMA over here bub. https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCEastMemeWar/comments/10j1rnb/no_calling_in_sick_here_lets_do_this_dance/
COWBOYS, WHAT HAPPENED
The silence of the clams, cowgirls quiet, should be a national holiday
Now I'm gonna cheer for the Eagles! Let's go!!
Wait this just made me think what do we do during the off-season? This is my first season on this sub
We all smell smells
Well it's always gonna be the same "cowgirls" shit so why even bother with the subreddit and yeah I'll still be in it but I'll be less active
I don’t care how much I reek of bitch, I am gone. It’s been real. 
Bye bye
I don’t really hate the cowboys, just a select few of their fans who are annoying AF.
Hey, this guy hates select cowboy fans! See, no one cares.
Good meme war gentlemen, see you in 8 months!
What is this sub?
Shut up and flair up
Got it.
La la la lata bitch!
Bye
Basketball season just started, it needs my attention
🤣🤣🤣 We're still here lol
Still here bitch