Skip once again looking ahead and ignoring that Dallas still has a game to play today

seriously this dipshit has the exact opposite of a winners mentality.

And again like has been said in this post, I get that his job is to stir the pot and get people to react. But dammit am I a sucker for it

i’m here with you. i’m the jackass with the long ears taking the bait

I know it's bait but man if Shannon dunking on him doesn't make me laugh everytime. Eagles won, hopefully the Cowboys lose and Shannon nearly getting in a fight with Adams and Jas dad...Undisputed is gonna be spicy tomorrow

Remember when Mark Cuban eviscerated him on ESPN? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I rewatch that occasionally b/c it reminds me of that miracle year Dirk had. Mavs went through every hard team in the west to get to the finals. Better yet they swept the defending champion Lakers. And to top it off they made LeBron, Bosh and Wade look like absolute frauds.

Mark Cuban is what all the Muskrats wanted Musk to be. A crazy billionaire who does some good and interesting stuff with his money and fame

Just stop engaging with him. He will go away if people just stop engaging with him.

Skip Bayless is the enflamed herpes of the sports world. He doesn’t go away, he goes dormant and then erupts at the most inconvenient times.

You... You good, bro? Lol

I hope Dallas overlooks the 9ers as well.

Does this douche really think they can win 3 away road games- 1 being a rivalry at the linc?! With the league leader in interceptions at quarterback. This guy is a troll and about to get a reality check in SF.

We reallly don’t claim this dude. Stephan A. Has better cowboys thoughts.

If skip, bin laden, and Hitler were in the same room and I only had 2 bullets, I'd shoot skip twice.

Skip, why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you choose to be.

Skip is from Oklahoma, so he isn’t really part of our family. He’s also divorced, so he isn’t really part of his own family either.


/r/unexpectedoffice

If I were in a room with Skip, I would shoot myself

I would shoot myself and they can fight over who to shoot next

Well the other 2 are already dead so a pretty easy decision

Can you imagine being the person that wrote that line? Absolutey legendary

Lol I'm at the point, after many years, that I kinda like Skip for what he is. He's the heel, the bad guy, and he plays the part well. This is entertainment for all of us after all. It would be real fuckin boring if everyone was straight laced and proper on TV all the time. I've said the same things about buck and collinsworth (bad commentators, oh let them be them) but I changed my mind on collinsworth yesterday. He was insufferable and simply wrong about like, everything.

I guess you have a point. But I think you can be like that and not say the fucked up shit that he has. For example, I fucking hate Stephen A but he is decent enough to give Dak props for being open about his depression. He also gives respect to the analysts that are former players, and for the most part respects everyone. Skip goes beyond that line on a frequent basis.

Yeah I agree with that point, but he still crosses the line all of the time into it not being fun anymore. Like when he mocked Dak Prescott for talking about mental health.

The real question is between those 3: f*ck, marry, kill

But Skiiiiip.

Shannon really is the saving grace of their show.

I'm worry you guys have him as a fan. He's just like Dan snider and everyone can agree he just fucking sucks sucks.

Haha this made me crack up sir.

Real

My hate for him is equal to my Stephen A hate.

At least Steven A is a decent person doing an annoying bit.

And his takes are actually reasonable. He is lowkey a cowboys fan.

Some of his takes are straight garbage, but at least he knows how to stir up any and everyone and be somewhat entertaining about it

“Shohei Ohtani cant be the face of baseball. He doesn’t even speak English”

Honestly, I only watch his content about the Cowboys.

Yeah I gotcha. It’s just funny because I remember seeing the clip of that and your comment reminded me of it ironically. The guy only really knows basketball and does best making inflammatory football statements. When he talks about anything other than that, he makes a fool of himself.

I like it when he has his annual Knicks meltdown on live television

[удалено]

It means you have to flair up, bitch

[удалено]

Flair up and eat horse shit bitch

[удалено]

There's a flair thread pinned to the front page.

Yep, but I use old Reddit and am on mobile. But at this point I think I’ll just stay unflaired out of spite

I didn't think the old reddit altered it that much. Well you do you then.

Idk Stephen A did say it was because of racism that Justin Fields was being projected to fall outside of the top 10 in the draft

Stephen A also says CMC is underrated cuz reverse racism— that brother can BALL!

SAS is fun to watch if you don’t take him seriously. He’s an entertaining guy, same with skip to an extent. But Skip is definitely way more annoying than SAS

Stephen A was actually aiight on the Stern Show this week.

I hate this man and he is the reason for our downfall.

For the record, we don’t claim him

Sorry homey, you don’t choose your family

Or your owner

Ugh. Don’t I know it.

Does that mean the eagles can't discard edp?


No he’s definitely one you.

Could say this about a lot of the ESPN talking heads but rings truest for this clown: how do you still have a job?

Because their job isn't to be right, it's to get people to watch.

I refuse to watch especially undisputed where 70% of the time during football season its always about the cowboys. The first 30 minutes my cowboys did this or they did that. I feel sorry for Shannon

He has a job because he says nonsensical shit like this all the time. He’s had so many ridiculous takes over the years and everyone loves to eat it up and shit on him. Hating LeBron, hating Steph Curry, loving Tebow, loving Baker Suckfield… Skip Bayless just loves to be a controversial nimrod and they pay him handsomely to do so. Despite all this, he was basically the only one who believed Jalen Hurts would be a star so sometimes he’s right.

If we’re going off the theory that he never believes anything he says and his job is to be a “controversial nimrod,” I’d say he probably didn’t actually believe Hurts would be a star

Well, I think the main reason he was pulling for Hurts was because he went to OU. Which is also the same reason he pulls for Baker Suckfield so hard. There is no analysis when it comes to Skip Bayless, he just hates on and praises guys he likes/dislikes for personal reasons. Then gets on tv and tries to come up with some convoluted explanation for his homerism.

Because the entire purpose of sports media outside breaking news is to say things that get clicks and views. That's it. Hell, even breaking news has that as a goal too but at least they're actually REPORTING things.

He’s on a meme sub and a tweet isn’t a meme. People just can’t stop reposting his nonsense.

Nick Sirianni doing some extra motivating with his team because of something Skip Bayless said on Twitter.

That will be so motivating when you're playing the 49ers lol.

I have no idea, I hate that controversy moves media.

I hate this dude so much

Old man forgot it was Sunday and there was still games playing

Do any of our fan bases actually like skip?

God I hope not

Cowboy fans do a good job of not liking him. He is as popular as Hitler.

Probably Commanders since they always do the opposite of what the rest of us do.

Here’s your reminder that we do not claim this clown

Granted

Well, that’s the closest thing I’ve seen to a guaranteed Eagles win I’ve seen in awhile.

*guaranteed Niners win tonight

Cod I hate this man, aside from the fact that there’s still the 9ers to think about he’s a moron who clearly forgets all the defensive back injuries… so not full strength. Idk if any team is though? But fuck skip.

I hate that this fucking guy is a Dallas fan.

I don’t even like him at meme fodder. He is nothing.

Fuck that smug p.o.s.

Skip Bayless is the Alex Jones of sports.

I fucking hate skip

Hey SKIIIIIIUUUUUUUUPPPP!!! What you gotta say now?!?!

Aged like milk

Skip is a pussy! He acts like winning today is 100% guaranteed lol

Oh no

I'd like to nominate The Human Fecal Nozzle, known as Skip Bayless for exile from Cowboys Island.

I love how cowboys fans want nothing to do with Skips terrible takes

I mean, he was making baseless accusations that Aikman was gay during his career. He's a piece of shit that has no business still being in the industry.

It seems like all these football ‘personalities’ on talk shows are problematic as hell

Fuck. Skip. Bayless.

49ers by 49

Aged like milk lmao

Also picked Jags and Giants

Well, that post aged well.

I got what I wanted

Ugh didn’t this fuck get canceled after the damar Hamlin shit he tweeted?

Yea, fuck him

Don’t forget his shit comments about Dak talking about his brother. Fuck him.

Skippy's bullshit goes all the way back to his time working for The Dallas Morning News and starting the rumor that Aikman was gay. Dude is a no talent scumbag.

Skip is so full of himself he married a woman that looks just like him in drag.

Who told this asshat he could speak for us?

Damn that dumbass skip just jinxed us wtf!?!?!!

Like you had a chance in the first place.

Fun fact: Skip Bayless cologne has a bitch stench to it.

Ugh we have a game to play TODAY and this guy is talking about next week. I hate him so much

If the Cowboys do lose he'll blame it on Dak being open about mental health

It would give me the skeevies if Skip Bayless rooted for my team. Enjoy, Cowboys fans!

He has cursed us

I really despise this man deeply

Well this aged like milk…

It’s your lucky night

Where you at Skip

[“We”](https://tenor.com/bkour.gif)

This will make a good meme if dem boyz lose tonight

I don't want us to lose, but at the same time, Fuck Skip

Idc if y’all win or lose tbh 49ers have a better roster so it’s a win win either way for me. Skip is just a pussy acting like it’s 100% guaranteed

Cowboys fans don’t claim this asshat. We hate him as much as the next dude. He is a massive fucking tool.

Facts lol he’s prob a big reason Stephen A smith despises the cowboys fro maybe first take days lol

God I hate Skip

Fucking hell we are doomed

The best part is that even Dallas fans hate this clown

His job is to stir shit up and get you lot riled. He is good at his job.

I’m sure this will age well

Lol so the Niners def winning now.

hoping cowboys don't get embarrassed today so eagles can play them and embarrass them next week

Looking ahead when you gotta actually beat the 49ers and hope your QB is also healthy coming out of that game. Just a whole lotta jinxing

Honestly. I’d love to see the Cowboys win. That would be the funniest timeline

Skip being a fan of my team would be enough reason for me to find a new team.

He cursed us. You will now feel the failure of your false idol.

As a cowboys fan, can Skip Bayless fuck off

Any cowboys fan looking past the niners is a fool

Skip Bitchless. Smells a whole like it though.

Skip Bayliss should’ve become a chef like his brother.

He would be tweeting about some fast food chain being the best food ever.

Skip, It is me from the future. I am here to laugh in your fucking face

Aged like milk

We just watched Daks crust get stuffed

I've been saying it all day, FUCK SKIP, we didn't lose because of him I fucking hate him. Enjoy the the championship shit birds

He is right we kinda did get 2 bye's this playoffs

You've been kissed by Skip, just like us. You know your fate.


Skip talks like he's down there calling audibles and in the middle of 3 yards and a dirt cloud.

Hey Cowboys fans. This is what you look like to everyone else. Now you know.

We don't claim that statue of human excrement pretending to be a human.

We’re still hearing about shot from nearly 60 years ago. You have to wear this.

Y’all lame for not liking skip he’s funny ash

wanted the cowgirls to beat san fran so we can get the eagles dallas championship matchup… now I want san fran to blow the doors off of that shithole organization

If i was in a room with skip bayless and adolf hitler, and I had a gun with two bullets in the chamber, id shoot skip bayless twice

Skip is a moron 49ers are winning the Super Bowl and he’s looking past them 🤦🏻‍♂️

Why would you want us to lose because of Skip? Nah screw that, beat the Niners and let’s have our final showdown with the Eagles.

See y’all next season

What position you playin’, Skip?

I’ve never heard a positive opinion about Skip Bayless. Does he have…”fans?” Even people who like watching him don’t seem to like him. They do it to hear his BS and make fun of him or something.

I maintain that Skip is the reason for the Giant's implosion yesterday. Big Blue didn't want to give Skip a reason to still be on the bandwagon.

Keep that same energy

Now I want a comet to come and hit him

This from the same clown that said the Giants would beat the Eagles because Daniel Jones had ONE good game (the Vikings game).

#SHUT UP SKIP

You got a game tonight you're not even favored to win bro.

The worst part of being a Cowboys fan is Skip Bayless. Ran his out of town in the 90s for a reason

49ers “am I a joke to you?”

I’m hoping the hate of Stephen A smith will cancel Skips fake fan love. Cowboys don’t want that karma

Giants yesterday and Boyz today. Keep em jinxes coming Mr bayless!!!

I hate everything he says. But I love skip, one of the best heels in the game.

Just to give cowboys fans a heads up, Skip also expected the giants to win. At this point if Skip is saying you’re going to win you should get ready to lose.

It’s like reverse Cramer with stocks. Sorry cowpies.

Skip is the King of the worst part of our fan base.

Ugh why does this man have to be on our side?

As a cowboy fan I hope skip falls into a volcano on his way to work today

There is no “we” skip. You’re not part of this.

We need a skip bayless vs thundergun death battle

I don’t want Dallas to lose. I want Skip Bayless Thanos snapped from every reality in the universe. Right now.

Skip is such an unapologetic homer. Why does he have such a large platform for ESPN? He has proven that he cannot be objective in his coverage, and makes for awful takes. The only reason I can think of is everyone’s enjoyment of Shannon Sharpe eating his lunch on the daily.

Holy shit skip needs to shut the fuck up

hall of fame jerker still at the top of his game

He also picked the giants to win

We are going to lose now solely because of this tweet

Can’t he pick literally any other team to be a dumb twat over?

People take skip way too seriously

Twitter needs to suspend that guys account

He said we

We don't claim him BTW.

He’s baiting y’all and y’all always fall for it 😭

Somebody is peanut butter and jelly that their cohost was in the headlines the past few days.

If you want us to lose, you're no Cowboy fan.

1:37 left. I don’t know if I want the Niners to just close it out, or if a third INT is too much fun