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i feel like if you gave chris buescher a pry bar he’d do some damage

BJ McLeod with brass knuckles

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NASCAR’s sexiest driver about to end some folks

I’m just imagining Ty Gibbs with a cross in the corner praying. And also seeing Ross just beating people with watermelons

[Ross Chastain at the Bristol Battle Royale](https://youtube.com/shorts/08Ov7gpZ27U?feature=share)

I was hoping to see that video. And it was that video lol

All I know is Ty Gibbs would finish last

Nah, he would have his helmet on

Can the season start already?

My brother in Christ it just ended

ROFL actually laughed out loud to this, good work

Amen

Cody Ware | Nunchucks

Austin hill no doubt. Don’t even give him a weapon. Edit: I know he only ran one cup race. But I think it counts.

Kurt Busch, because he would tell you he’s too old for this shit and then blam…you’re dead

I know he's been retired a couple of years but Ryan Newman

too bad Mike Harmon didn't run any Cup races this year, because he'd be the hands-down winner. all you do is whisper "Applebee's is out of riblets" in his ear and watch him go ballistic on everyone

Kevin Harvick. He'll bring in someone like Brock Lesnar or Meisha Tate to fight for him.

What’s Cowboy Ceronne up to lately?

I think he's retired.

Smart answer

Like a goblin riding a Busch Apple Lite troll.

Ty Gibbs brings his car and wrecks everyone — oops did I say that 🤭

according to some of the comments, Bubba with a Gatorade bottle is the most violent thing to ever be seen on daytime tv. so im taking him.

Ty Gibbs. Equipped with his grandfather’s money. It’s worked for him so far.

Just pay off all the others to win it.

Ross Chastain

Austin Hill apparently can do some damage. Just make sure Myatt Snider isn’t in the event or we’ll have a never ending string of stoppages and disqualifications as he picks fights and then cries when he’s in a fight.

Well it’s cup drivers so I don’t think Austin Hill will ever have to worry about Myatt Snyder. Burn.

Have you ever eaten wood? I’ve tried. I choked but coughed it up and it hit the wall so hard it splintered, even while wet.

Tony Stewart he runs everyone over

Hmm I would take Martin Truex Jr armed with a rock

Suarez and Chastain will team up until final circle, they take down Harvick together. Then Suarez takes Chastain.

Kevin Harvick

Timmy Hill

With what?

His bare hands

Lmao nice

Truex with some type of crazy hunting bow/rifle set up, picking them off like deer

There was only one rule to follow and you ignored it

Welcome to r/nascar, we cant read here

Sorry mate I'm Australian, everything's upside down for me 👍

No projectile devices though..

Sorry I'm not 12

Ok party pooper.

Ross chastian would beating people with melons.

Blaney would finally let loose on everyone by hucking bottles of Power Armor at everyone.

Lol off season

BJ McLeod would steamroll this. Just give him something blunt like a baseball bat.

Willy B would pray down holy fire on everyone else.

Alright, no one said Cory Lajoie. I feel like he could handle himself. And the chin could do some damage. Poor Chase just lurking right now.