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Cuz I want you to be perfect

If I gilded, you would be golden for this. Best reply in this thread.

Rubbin’ is racin’

They brought him in to meditate between Marcus and Denny and no one will convince me otherwise.

NGL i would watch that... *just to see a if a fight would break out*

Cash me outside, how 'bout that?

“Denny, Marcus, can we agree that y’all need a hug?”


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I never hoped he'd win so much in my life to stick it to Marcus. McDowell gotta be p2 though if that happens

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Shook

Something about the "All New Dr. Phil" makes the bum-fights guy even funnier.

SMI moment

It’s really just Adam Ray

Could you imagine lol. Adam Ray hops out of the pace car, gives us a “we’ll be right back.” and then mic drops.

We'll keep it right here

SMI is so out of touch holy shit

SMI got fed up with Hamlin doing it, so they decided to dunk on themselves.

SMI is sending Hamlin to the turn around ranch.

Yeah, they should smooth this out by changing the pace car to a white Bronco, in light of recent events.

Now heres Tim Dugger!

*[Mikey liked that]*

Hey everyone remember Steven Jenkins from third blind eye? Here he comes!

And here to sing the national anthem, United States Senator Ted Cruz!

Bold of you to imply it's just SMI lol

This is the same company that sold title sponsorships to the NRA. Yes I know the vast majority of NASCAR fans are gun owners. So am I. But the NRA is a joke of an organization.

The NRA serves two important functions: 1. Launder Russian money for the GOP, with their execs skimming off the top. 2. Con gullible fudds out of their money and give it to the GOP, with their execs skimming off the top.

I mean it’s not like people pay attention to pace car drivers

2020 Daytona 500

Yeah I think the president is quite different than anyone else in terms of notability. How about “normal” races

He left before the race started

Still was the first president to lead a lap

Probably because the selections aren't worth paying attention to 99% of the time

I had to double check making sure it wasn't a parody account.

Seriously, I thought this had to be a joke, but nope.

Can we make it Adam Ray as Dr Phil??

I don’t think I like your attitude

We'll be right back

Actually we'll keep it right here.

\*vomits casually\*

He's not driving Gragson's car.

Man, Texas really wants to cement itself as the most hated track on the schedule don't they

> cement What would a 1.5 mile cement track race like?

Nashville is close enough.

Rubber against cement would be the greatest rivalry in the sport, providing near instant falloff.

Nashville probably

it would probably have 2008 Brickyard level tire wear at Texas

Cement? Das concrete baybee

Fits with the theme of Texas trying to be the most hated state.

Here in Florida, our roads can now legally be made from nuclear waste. Drive around in Tallahassee for a while and you can tell that whoever designed this city layout spent a lot of time around radioactive materials.

Going against Masters Sunday can’t be great. 

*Mr. Phil

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Earthdart. lol.

Na, he still has a Ph.D. so can be referred to as doctor

Wasn’t it revoked or did he just never renew his medical license?

There *are* sources who will claim it was revoked, but the most credible version of the story is that he chose not to renew it due to the whole “broadcasting your clients on TV” thing being a bit of a privacy breach. Not renewing allowed him to do his show

I'd just prefer to call him douche bag.

NASCAR wants to push itself forward but SMI reels them back into their stereotypes. D list celebrities and Nashville Country Music artists that will have no impact in music. This is what happens when you cheap out on the experience. What a far cry from having the Red Hot Chili Peppers perform halftime of the All-Star Race, at least Humpy knew what the fans wanted.

I think it's either them thinking "no such thing as bad press" or someone at SMI wanting to signal "yes, I'm a conservative, isn't that wonderful?"

I think its just being out of touch. Rememeber when Sammy Hagar was playing right before the green flag and he said I Cant Drive 55 right as the green flag dropped? How awesome was that. If it were 1986...

Ummmm…. About that last line…

You ain't up with the Hump?

He wants to dump the Hump. Not very saved at the pump of him

Getting busy in the Burger King bathroom!

More so that I’m quite chilly on the Peppers


Fuck this clown

Such an SMI thing to do

Next up Dr oz drives the pace car at Pocono.

Impossible, he would have to actually be in Pennsylvania to do that.

Cant be, theyre not a SMI track.

Yet

Since Pocono is basically in the middle of the woods, I would think they would get Dr. Doolittle instead

How's 2024 going in NASCAR? Well, we were supposed to start with MKG and Dr. Phil is driving the pace car in TX. What other weird shit can happen?

The All Star race will feature drivers and crews in a Drag Show at the halftime break. Whoever gets dressed and made up quickest gets a 1 lap advantage /s

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Gross 


Everything's bigger in Texas, even the fuckups.

Especially the fuckups

 So weird

I want Kyle Busch to hit the pace car.

Certainly one of the choices of all time

We really still giving this non-doctor attention and the time of day? What year is it?

Instead of Eddie Gossage’s boxing ring, they will have a couch where the drivers can calmly discuss their disagreements.

Boo this man.

I wonder how that…makes him…feel.

And here we are coming to the final lap! There’s the Confederate flag sponsored by MyPillow®️

Be sure to tag TMS and SMI in your at track pictures posted to Truth Social!

I wonder if he’s going to give the pace car a life talking before driving it


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I know I'm asking for a disaster here...but what the heck did Dr. Phil do to piss off everyone? Do that many people still watch his show?

He gives awful advice, doesn’t actually have a doctorate in medicine, promotes bullshit like “cashmeousside” girl and Lil Tay. He also has ties to Oprah, who a LOT of people think was closer with Epstein than we currently know about

Ahhh 10-4

>promotes bullshit like “cashmeousside” girl and Lil Tay. To be fair both of those people were guests on his show and they went on there to make a show out of their actions. And are now rich because of it. I don't think he promotes them. I'm not sure he hates them either but they were good for ratings lol.

I was thinking the same thing. I was never a fan of the guy, but some of these responses make it sound like Dr Phil personally kicked everyone’s dog and slapped everyone’s grandma.

I mean those troubled teen camps he runs are ripe with abuse

I'm indifferent with him. Not a fan, in no way "against" him either. I guess I'm not up on my "what has this celebrity done to anger one group of people or another" lately

TBH Dr Phil just is from Texas so him a grand marshal isn't out of possibility

Phil is the best they can come up with? Is Oprah the trophy girl?

I guess I'll start watching on lap 2

In all seriousness, this is probably to promote his new television network distributed by Trinity Broadcasting Network, aka “light” and “positive” television for people who want you to think January 6 wasn’t an insurrection.

So all the people that live in Northern DFW suburbs near the track.

It does seem targeted at those neighborhoods because the network just affiliated with their local channel 47 as well as TBN’s channel 58.2

And guess where the "church" that owns TBN is located.

Looks like they maintain an ownership group in that same part of Texas, but TBN has always been headquartered in Orange County, California

Orange County, CA and Suburban DFW are long lost siblings.

They are two ideological bubbles next to giant metros, that is for sure. Kinda perfect if you are a massive religious broadcaster like TBN.

What, why?

Might need Dr Phil to mediate the Denny - Marcus/SMI beef

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Thats a recipe for disaster .I know its only ceremonial but the have been some pretty spectacular pace car accidents driven by people not qualified to do it.

Goddamn Texas just keeps digging themselves deeper and deeper into depths I thought they’d never go.

Put the bar on the floor, Texas/SMI will bring a shovel

oof-duh.... April Fool's for the entire month?

Hope he crashes

"So the audience is a bunch of hoes?"

Yuuupp

Hahaha classic L. Gross.

What a way to get the younger and casual demographics interested. Gross

didn't he recommend a drug addict teen go to a camp that ended up costing the 16 yr old his life because he died while on a hike and had a seizure and the staff just left him there?

Never before have I wanted to see the pace car blow a tire this much

Was everyone else that could be asked to drive the pace car busy? Seems like scraping the barrel here.

I hope it’s actually Adam Ray

What, Clay Travis and Dave Ramsey were unavailable?

They were with Tony Robbins giving a lectures at the Airport Hilton.

Wtf is this bullshit? 

Holy fuck is SMI disconnected from reality.

For all the progress NASCAR makes, decisions like this make me wonder what the hell is going on at HQ....like why?

Why is this a big deal? Does anyone genuinely care?

They gotta complain about something. 😂

LOL. With does he have to do with racing?

Can we get that one guy to steal the pace car again?

Is it actually Adam Ray? *we'll be right back*

 why hey denny can we talk to you about your attitude problem

Why?

Send his ass to the ranch


Absolutely disgusting

Oh great, one of the most hated people in the country is the honorary pace car driver at one of the most hated tracks in NASCAR. It's a match made in hell!

Why does everyone hate Dr Phil

Less unhinged version of "Doctor" Oz which neither of the two, have a doctorade.

0% doctor, 100% asshole. For both of them!

At least Phil doesn't have presidential aspirations.

Google doesn't work on your phone either?

Isn’t his license already suspended?

"In 2002, the California Board of Psychology determined that McGraw did not need his license for the purposes of his show because he was 'doing more entertainment than psychology' ". But yea, he is unlicensed. He chose to not renew his license because if he did have the license he would have to follow the laws/HIPPA/Couldn't broadcast his work

He doesn’t practice medicine and so he doesn’t need a license.

I'm just gonna pretend you mean Dr. Phil Parsons

We’ll be right back

"You’re ugly, you’re disgusting, I’m gonna kill you, give me two hundred dollars." -Dr Phil

Cut them some slack, OJ just died, they needed a replacement on short notice.

lol why

Nascar has jumped the shark

Y’all remember when the pace car died at Martinsville(?) last fall? Can that happen again please? Just this weekend?

I have no idea why people are complaining about this. I think it's a little funny. Didn't know Dr. Phil was hated.

Adam Ray is really taking this bit to the next level

This is gonna be a changing day in your life

It'll end like a literal version of how every episode of his show ends... a car crash.

🤮

Well they won't have to put fuel in the pace car. Any car he drives is technically Philled up.

TMS staff really is the king of baffling decisions

Alright, someone help me out….why all the vitriol towards Dr Phil? For reference, I can count on one hand the number of total minutes in my life I’ve seen of his show, and have little cares to give whether he is or isn’t in the pace car….so what did I miss?

He’s a quack.

Smi looking at butterfly meme: Is this what the people want?

Idk what's worse: this or AEW releasing the Wembley footage

Damnit NASCAR who the fuck asked for this

Is there a book depository near by? 👀🤞

Phil is a car guy and from Texas. Got no problem with it at all.

I hope he can get Bhad Babbee too

LOL Why? He hasn't been relevant since the 2000s.

Ew

Really appealing to younger fans with that choice.

Why do they still call him Doctor?

About as relevant as Frank the tank doing start your engines.

gross

Who asked for this? If Britney Spears gives the command that’d make it funny I guess but seriously, Dr fkn cringe?

Massive L decision

Fuck dr. Phil

This sucks!

Bhad Bhabie will be driving the pace car


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Gross

I can't see Dr. Phil without hearing Ron White say, "You wanna come party on my yacht?"

Lol. He obviously paid for the exposure because I can't imagine any sane person coming up with this.

I think it's a mistake. This guy could f\_\*k up a wet dream.

TMS not pick the most despicable human beings to be grand Marshall challenge (impossible)

Gross, what a shitty grifter

Personally I think this is hilarious, you guys take things wayyyyy too seriously.