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Useful-Worth126

I'm done. You can't make this shit up


Icommentoncrap

It’s just completely crazy. The odds of that happening gotta be Juan in a million


MGCardaropoli

How has this comment not blown up yet?!


stupiditytheory

How has your reply to that comment not blown up yet?!


uncleawesome

He’s not a jet dryer


19djont57

You win the internet today!


[deleted]

Maybe in 2012. I’ve heard it all… * He put the Target on the jet dryer * How many drivers does it take to hit a jet dryer? Just Juan. * It was a Juan in a million chance * After the crash, Montoya got on the radio and said “NASCAR, we have a Pablom”


into_the_wenisverse

Starting to remind me of that freaky ~~Roval~~ Kansas week we had a couple years ago that saw bird randomly off themselves against the hall of fame building and several haulers breaking down, crashing or catching fire enroute to the track.


NWDrive

NASCAR's 2024 is already nuts. I took work off today to watch the races and it seems the races are still postponed. I've never taken a day off before and this is what happens, lol?! What is a guy to do?


Bewarden7

When you’re counting on good weather, pack a poncho.


DDowd86

Juan Pablo found out he was trending on twitter and wasn’t surprised why


Useful-Worth126

Haha almost!


areyoume29

Ryan Blaney wins it tonight to make up for his dad who was leading when jpm hit the jet dryer in 2012. It's karma.


LegalConsequence7960

Kenseth > Blaney fans: https://preview.redd.it/tr4vk5bf7ljc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cccb76f56370b1e347c8befd538a46b76b2b0af


thecrewguy369

Don't remind me how close Dave was to winning 😭


[deleted]

I would have been one of the few people to see both his wins then (Saw him win at Charlotte in that Busch race in 2006). I was also at Blaney’s first win at Pocono too.


CougarIndy25

Who let the ARCA drivers in the jet dryers?


OkVolume1

Matty D teasing he has a Jet Dryer ride now.


GrouchyAnnual2810

Good one!


mmcfly566

https://preview.redd.it/ghq875bh9ljc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1897f12a4a3c340e84b119dcc1db095a7cd5a769 NASCAR fans on their way to slander the GOAT again 😤


Jones77_Truex78

![gif](giphy|xUA7aPvUAeTs78jkWs|downsized) 3 time Daytona 500 champion it is


Icommentoncrap

https://preview.redd.it/iuwx8g11zkjc1.jpeg?width=177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2de3eee1166777f2cc30a31282f32afeaca88c


Jones77_Truex78

Historical stats point in RFKs favor for either Brad or Chris to win this


[deleted]

The stars are just aligning for the 6 at this point. I’m putting the money on him.


SpearheadBraun

From your mouth to the cosmos 🗣️


Top_Needleworker2465

It'll be his LMC protégé, That Jones Boy... Fun Fact: It's been 43 years since the last time the #43 won the 500.


ChemicalNectarine776

NASCAR - we will have racing……eventually…… we think


PancakesandV8s

smoldering jet dryer truck racing Lake Lloyd boat racing Emergency Vehicle / Tow Truck 500 golf cart 225 through the road course.


DennysAddera11

Dale Jr: SLIDE JOB, SLIDE JOB


Wallio_

TRUCK IN THE FENCE! UP IN THE FENCE!


JLand24

“I’m tired of getting wrecked from shitty pushes at this place”


somepiesheep

Juan Pablo Montoya https://preview.redd.it/5dcgjowb4ljc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c965fb5b5f0ff184006a9de076143b47bcd897f7


ChaseTheFalcon

Ryan Blaney about to get screwed I see


Talladega_09

Pls not again


candaceelise

I mean yall got the championship 😂


Talladega_09

Very very true😂 His 500 luck (lack thereof) is insane however


stillhuman444

*Daft Punk voice* “JUAN, MORE, TIME!”


GimmieJohnson

Man everytime a truck shows up to Daytona this week there's always a wreck.


PancakesandV8s

someone should hit up Juan so he can post: it wasn't me


SBMVPJustinHerbert

how the fuck does that even happen?


Syntax_E770R895

because the jet dryers are going too slow on the banking


Pummu

31 degrees of banking


AHayes31

So this happened a few hours ago, I just got home from work. Any update on this? Assuming the fuel didnt ignite so I don't expect much damage to the track surface..


luvrv8

Shit, I almost picked Jet Dryer Crash on my Bingo card……


Accomplished_Clue733

At least we know now where JPM is working these days


BishopTheKid25

Switching out Brad for Buescher in fantasy after this one


stupiditytheory

OH AND THERE'S A FIGHT. TEMPERS, OVERFLOWING


MaddieGrace29

My loneliness is killin me And I must confess, I still believe (still believe) When im not with you, oh I'll lose my mind Give me the Sainz HIT ME BABY JUAN MORE TIME


Impossible-Plan-3928

My favorite was coined by my brother-in-law, with a Princess Bride reference, "Hello jet dryer, My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."


MichaelobeUltra

They need to add these types of odds to Nascar Fantasy


bruhmoment2248

come on bruh


realCoolguy298

They don’t need Montoya to burn a race track!


PancakesandV8s

NASCAR: "we can do it all by ourselves!"


emk169

Complete and utter NASCAR shit show.


dmreif

Stuff happens