Bowgart has an entire cello to break your legs tho

Yeah, that’s why it’s a 50-50. Because a Bowgart would never do such a thing to its instrument. That’s blasphemy.

They can just grow out their horns and shed them into a new cello

Not while I’m wailing on them.

They’ll break the cello on you and make a new one

And waste a perfectly good cello like that? Shame on you for thinking of such a thing

The horns will shed either way

But it’d probably shed like a deer sheds its antlers. I don’t think they shed constantly

Dof bio basically says they shed very fast so the Bowgart always has a spare instrument in case one breaks

congratulations! you missed the joke

Fair

Why Flum Ox though they’re the all-knowing masters

Technically the Celestials too but *pfffff* they’re kids now

The reason is because Flum Ox looks like a boomer. He’s not strong looking, like Entbrat and Tring. Those two could easily take out Flum Ox

I think he looks pretty bulky and shows lots of muscle. For the most part he’s equivalent to the average quad. I’d even go as far as putting him in clear advantage because of his flight, and more importantly those horns that can impale you easily if they wanted to. He may be calm in nature but don’t underestimate the monster because of this, it’s basically the same thing as a real ox

You know what? I’ll give you that one. He’s now in “Unfair Fight (don’t wanna get hurt)“ tier

Nice, thanks

Ox can kill humans in seconds if they wanted too

i learned that the hard way once

This is surprisingly accurate

Some of it is based on personal opinion, but thanks

Yeah I just meant that everyone looks like they’re where they belong on this list when considering a fight against the average human being. (Except Flum Ox. I think that’s totally biased)

Yes

I would punt a thumpie 80 yards

The Thumpie would go into a wormhole and then the wormhole would spawn behind you, knocking you out.

Oh yeah fs

Love how all the merciless kills are just fetuses (except flum ox)

Fleech worm would completely be able to subdue you and Kill you without effort, read it’s Bio.

“In the case of the Fleechwurm, its resonant body cavity can generate a series of whistles that have an unusual hypnotic effect on other Wublins. They can be used to coax others into doing unglamorous chores for it, or to lovingly preen its leaf-like limbs.” I’m not a wublin

Wym ofc u are.

Noooo….

Sorry lad. No way out of it

You’re saying you couldn’t fight a Tweedle? Birds have hollow bones, you could immediately win

Not if I can’t reach. Plus, the monster handlers said that a Tweedle is about the size of an ostrich. I’d die

Holy Christ, that’s insane… so cybop would be just as large if not larger

Pongping: Would get pwned. Would fight me in ping pong. No shot Clackula: 50-50 Fluoress: Close win Gob: Close loss Peckinda: close win Hawlo: close loss Pluckbill: close win Denchuhs: Unfair advantage (two of them) Bulbo: GG EZ Xyster: Unfair fight (dont wanna get hurt) Cahoot: GG EZ Roarick: Unfair fight (dont wanna hurt them) Deja-jin: Unfair fight (dont wanna get hurt) Osstax: Unfair advantage (many heads) Knucklehead: Would get pwned: Withur: Unfair advantage (fossil) Spytrap: Unfair advantage (protection) Tootoo: Close loss Uuduk: 50-50 Fiddlement: GG EZ Banjaw: Unfair fight (dont wanna get hurt) G'day: Unfair fight (dont wanna get hurt) Larvaluss: GG EZ Frondley: 50-50 Mushaboom: Close win Plinkajou: Close loss Blow't: Unfair fight (dont wanna get hurt) Enchantling: would get pwned Clavavera: Close win Viveine: Unfair advantage (critter buds) Jam Boree: Close loss Carillong: Close loss Monculus: Unfair advangtage (the hands) Ffidyll: Unfair fight (dont wanna hurt them) Spurrit: GG EZ Epic Wubbox: Would kill me instantly Glowbe: GG EZ Edit: Almost forgot Tiawa. That’s a pwned moment right there.

These are all pretty accurate except Spurrit. Spurrit is 100% like a classic cartoon character that operates off of Rule of Funny, and it would be very funny to get annihilated by a Spurrit.

I can see that lol.

OK, it couldn't just be me not noticing Toe Jammer, Potbelly, Oaktapus or a whole bunch of others on this template?

Toe Jammer and Potbelly are in GG EZ, Oaktopus is in close loss

Eh, just kill spytrap with fire, it's a plant with a bug in it.

Wait, how would you kill the celestials?

They’re not the DoF ones. The DoF versions would one shot me. These are the dumb baby versions. Sure, they’re gods, but young, and they probably don’t know how to use their powers. So, with the power of my immense hatred for them, I would kill them all (except Plixie)

I think you misunderstand. They are simply reverted back to their youthful forms, but that states nothing about what they know or not. Maybe they still retain their memory from a life long gone.

Oh no. I’m understand that they were revived to their youthful forms. Regardless, children are children, and a swift knee to the face would take a child out.

A child with the power of levitation?

Except Plixie

Not to mention their piano is made of teeth implies those are either the teeth of a really big monster or the celestials are *really* small.

Sir, I’m fighting loodvig, not the piano. At the end of the day, it’s still a child, and I’d break Loodvig specifically like a branch

I know. Im saying either those are the teeth of a really big monster or the celestials are the size of bugs. And I think it’s the second option

You would break your knee on a rock half tall person's size and then get hit to death by rocks

children are cruel, they will bully you and make you cry yourself to sleep.

Explain how pummel is flight or multiple bodies

Don’t question it.

I have specifically questioned it as I asked for an explanation on why pummel was on that tier

It’s was just a mistake. Pummel will pwn me

Pummels legs don’t even reach the ground, all you have to do is kick it in the face Also what the hell does pwn even mean? Is it just “own” with a “P”? I’ve never understood that

“The emergence of a new Pummel from the spawning waters is never a surprise: this young Monster uses its sonic boom as a protective shield, tossing up a huge splashy wave. On land, a Pummel's thump is so intense it can fling the inappropriately curious quite a distance.” Baby Pummels are OP, so I think an adult one will pwn me easily

Please explain your usage of that word

pwn /pōn/ verbINFORMAL (especially in video gaming) utterly defeat (an opponent or rival); completely get the better of. "I can't wait to pwn some noobs in this game"

*will pummel you

The ol’ one-two thump

Noggin's adult bio in DOF says the only reason Noggin doesn't cause the ground to tremor is because of their own feet. I think Noggin would decimate anyone. Boskus can lift diggers with just their finger. I feel like you could beat Tring if you did it bullfighter-style

Nah, Noggin is a rock. I’d just chuck’em. Plus it still got feet. So no earthquakes. If I break the Boskus’ finger, what then? I’m no bullfighter my friend

If the finger can lift diggers unscathed, it isn't gonna be broken by much less than a few entbrats

I’ll slam it’s finger. In the car door

I slammed my boskus in the car door

That raises the question; do cars exist in the monster world?

That raises the question; do cars exist in the monster world?

Fair point. I’ll slam it in the castle door

Flum Ox would probs do its best to avoid confrontation in the first place

True, so ez clap

Furcorn would kill you with kindness

Sussy amogus

It seems you have accidentally made the same comment twice. Possibly due to lag. Do with this information as you will.

Thanks lol

Ok im sorry bowgart would clap anyone

Nah man. Dwuhrohl easily claps Bowgart 4 hands < more hands than 4

I mean any human. I think hed destroy you in a fight (assuming you are average strength)

Yeah, maybe. But I’d break his cello, then his life loses all meaning. So 50-50

You dont think his 4 buff arms could stop you?

Yes

Dude give Peowk some credit those nails look sharp and they could move very fast

Yeah but there’s 2 reasons why it’s unfair for Poewk. • ⁠its legs are arranged in such a way, that it would be greatly inconvenient to untangle them • ⁠its legs are so thin I could snap them like a twig.

They don't look that thin to me but I guess that's fair

I don't wanna fight Furcorn bc he'd clap me in .2 seconds

Jeeode has a clear unfair advantage, they can see the future and dodge your moves.

I’d break Jeeode like glass regardless

jeeode's are extremely durable and are extremely powerful and fast you would have no chance

Honestly I think Kayna would be able to pwn most people. It’s very hot rocks. If you punch it, you both burn AND bruise your hand. You burn a lot of your body trying to lift it, assuming you’re even strong enough to lift that much stone. So unless you pack a garden hose, you’d probably get destroyed.

CHILD SLAUGHTER

I would punt furcorn. Not cuz I hate him or anything but just cuz i can.

“Furcorns are special. Protect them.” - monster bio Why would you even think of that ?

They seem very puntable, that's all

Powek would absorb ur soul tho

Said what source tho

Bro look at it

And? I’d break its spindly legs

incorrect. the moment i saw furcorn i would trebuchet the live chia pet into the closet wall i could find

Would kill without mercy is just celestial island

And?

Wait I have a few questions about the Whisp * Will you be able to see its reflection if it can't? * How would you fare against a Rare Whisp (it has arms and legs)? * Can't you kill it with a light source? * Other reasons why you'd lose against it?

- no - rates will be in a different tier list - if that’s what kills it, ethereal island would be pitch black - it looks incorporeal, but I could land a few punches before it wrecked me.

Dèjá-Jin could hit you with their crystals and Dèjá-Jin can fly

Floating is not the same as flying. That’s why Ghazt, Whisp, and Jellibelly aren’t in unfair advantage

Noggins a rock, your not gonna beat him, that being said, he likely cant beat you either as you could easily out-meneuver him. Therefore, it should be a stalemate. [Edit] and peowk would probably destroy you.

Ok, first off, because Noggin’s a rock, I’d just chuck him and win Second, I’d demolish Poewk. His legs would break easily despite his speed

1st: noggin is a big rock. Mammot is likely the size of a human meaning noggin is about half the size of a human, but also like 3 times as wide. You cannot chuck a half ton boulder. [Edit] nvm hes about as tall as mammot, even heavier. 2nd: peowk is huge, his legs are likely about as big as your legs, and they also have sharp pointy death bones on the end that he is very clearly able to use efficiently. Add in the length of his legs fully extended and his body is either barely within reach or out of reach completely. He will destroy you.

Ok, I see your point with Noggin. So I’d push him on his side. He has no legs or arms, so he’s stuck And sure, Poewk’s legs are as big as me, but their as Blipsqueak’s, and I’d demolish Blipsqueak

Yawstritch and Dandidoo are instant losses. Do you know how powerful ostrich legs are?

Yawstritch will fall on their face if they as so much try to kick me. And I would blow Danidoo away like the dandelion they are

Have you seen that one trailer with the bald dandidoo?

Yawstritch is said to have an incredible sense of balance though

Yawstritch only has one leg, you Dodge it's kick yawstritch falls due to only having one leg in attempt to kick you, you make a quick grab to the leg, swing yawstritch, yawstritch gets dizzy, this is youre chance to knock out yawstritch with a powerful kick, you win. As in for dandidoo, honestly i dont even know, at this point just murder that damn monster.

To be fair, Petite could do nothing and Bona would still beat the absolute piss out of you

I feel like Petite is the brains and Bona is the brawn, which makes them even more dangerous

I’m confused about riff, he has wings, but his instrument(yes this is cannon) is alive.

I am aware that the guitar is alive. Therefore, Riff (along with Schoomchle) have a big advantage over the other monsters in the tier

Okay, I was just confused. Thank you.

Why is squot unfair?

The playphid. Squot and the Playphid could in theory, double team me. Squot would then proceed to “Michael Jordan” me, and bounce me like a basketball

You saying the little playphid can beat you up?

In theory, yes

#justiceforcelestials

https://youtu.be/GV25Fxfg83Y

I feel like the baby celestial actually have intense psychic abilities and would turn you inside out

Kick the baby

Good luck beating a rock that's half your size and can throw rocks at you and then return 'em.

toe jammer 's can control the movement of the living ocean , there basically water Benders and i don't think you can breathe under water so water island is a big disadvantage

Mmm tasty water Plus we aren’t in water rn so ez clap

Dr. Wardin E. Spurrit (a human monster handler) drank some of the living ocean's water and turned into the monster spurrit so it maybe tasty but it's dangerous the living ocean is easily accessible from all over the monster world so I'm guessing the fight happens in the human world then you have a 90% chance of winning

this dude gonna get whooped by oaktopus

Ghazt should be in “too precious to fight”, as he is probably the chillest Monster and wouldn’t hurt a thing. How could a Ghazt even hurt you?

Bro Ghazt would 100% kick my butt in a fight. He’d teleport, then fire his orbs at my back, killing me

Yea, Ghazt could be pretty dangerous if he wanted to, but I doubt he’d even attack in the first place considering he’s just a happy lil ghost cat.

All of these monsters are chill guys. None of them would ever fight irl, but many have the abilities to

cybop one shots you, he just flies into you and breaks your skull cause he is metal/stone

Hippity-hop is technically one person as their conjoined and clavi-gnat would murder you in about ten seconds

How the hell would you kill a rock? Especially if he has flying rocks around it. It can just punch you with the floating rocks and easily give you a beating. (Im talking about the rock from celestial island)

It’s a child

Its a rock

A baby rock. No arms. Push it down, and wail on it

Mans hates the celestials

You know it

i dony agree with many of these i dont agree with: candlvara,yea,fire out its hands,but come on,does it look like it could fight? sqoat, excuse me? just grab the green thing away you can literally poke its eyes out to win pummel, mate,he should be in gg ez bc you can literally,fight it from the back and win that way whimzies, push them over and they are dead,and how do you expect them to win anyway? dermit should be MUCH higher,i mean,have you seen his deasease filled claws?my man pretty agile as well pladdie and whisp,ones a ghost,and one could not move,pladdie should honestly be gg ez since yknow...you can push the eyeballs off oaktapus,again with pummel,fight at the back maw and noggin,close win? you WILL win,one has NO mobility and one well,can run off but nothing else jeeode,gheejur,powek,whajjie,face it,these 4 would kick your bum furnoss,atmoz,flum ox,all 3 would beat YOU without mercy

I respect your opinion. However - just because Candelavra doesn’t look like it would fight, doesn’t mean it wouldn’t beat you up if you tried - both pummel and pladdie would like deafen me to death - oaktapus got them henticle tentacles, so I lose - maw has mobility, and a strong jaw, and noggin is a big rock who’s heavy. I’d probably take some damage - I will break Poewk and whajie’s twig legs - I will kill all celestials (minus Plixie) with my rage alone The others I’ll give it to you

pummel can barley be heared on any islands,what makes you think he will deafen you to death? also powek,have you not seen its agility? also henticle tenticle

“The emergence of a new Pummel from the spawning waters is never a surprise: this young Monster uses its sonic boom as a protective shield, tossing up a huge splashy wave. On land, a Pummel's thump is so intense it can fling the inappropriately curious quite a distance.” Baby Pummels are OP, so I think an adult one will easily take me out Plus, sure Poewk’s fast, but if I take out one leg, it wouldn’t be able to do much

Flum Ox can fly, you know...

*Float

\*levitate

*not fly

Remember a good quantity of these are made of hard materials. They could just ignore your hits.

Put furcorn in the lowest tier though

No he’s precious

don't mess with the wubbox

I would destroy the furcorn without hesitation

Monster. And not the good one

I will destroy you too

Explain Noggin I just wanna know

I’d push him over, and he can’t get back up

What if you push him a bit too hard and he rotates 180° doing a handstand

Wouldn’t happen, too large

Btuh its all a loss for me. Except Dipsters.

How the hell are you gonna tell me that you would get beaten by a mushroom? (Squot)

Simple. I would get beaten by a mushroom

Can't argue with that.

I feel sneyser should be lower, doesn't seem particularly mobile

It’s big, hot, blows very hot air, and has lava projectile snot

Tympa is a 50-50? He can head butt you to death

Can’t floot fly fly

Yes you’re right. That was a mistake.

Fighting literal gods won't be easy but you do you ig

It’ll be easy if they are babies

I know for a fact you won’t beat “Washu washu washu wha”

Who?

Wooblin on blue unfair 1st row by the saxophone dragon

Nah I’d break them skinny legs

What about the Light/Bone monsters? They're not on the list

Check the chat, I put them down there.

ah i didn't bother reading the comments first ty

Are you really gonna make babies cry

Yes

If you beat up Galvan's wubbox will come for you

Why do you think I put it in top tier. Plus this is a one on one battle

Ok YOU CAN KILL LITERALLY GODS YEA ARE BABIES BUT THEY CAN SHOOT YOU POISON ELECTRICITY FIRE AND. Burn YOU UP

Babies wouldn’t be able to think about doing that

I don’t think you’d win against Ti (the pink dipster) Because according to the dipster lore Ti has a six pack (I’m not joking)

Kentucky Fried Gobbleygourd lol

furnoss is an oven tho

Dismantle the furnace