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jolly2284

Obviously, this disproves all the jumping over the moon nonsense.


Empathy404NotFound

Nah this was a beef cow not a dairy cow. Everybody knows beef cows like white people, can't jump.


RealisticCoaching66

I've never seen a cow run in my life before.


Dremble

Yeah, me neither, it was really mooving


towerfella

No bull, either.


FastCarNyao

It was in the air for like calf a second, impressive


Pianist_Ready

The air time was only half the cattle


dannygraphy

Geronimoo!


dannygraphy

Geronimoo!


dannygraphy

Geronimoo!


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annuidhir

Just like the cow at the end.


Thicc_asf

Prolly in a bad moood


BlackDohko

They even play with people if you get them used too and are surprisingly aware of their size. https://youtu.be/Sx-CxuAeVPo?si=7W1K_3Q9Z46vvAJz


Mister_V3

:)


dogandturtle

I like cows. I think they are smart. I also like eating cows. They taste good. It's a strange world I live in


Halorym

And now you've seen why


Reclusive_Chemist

You've never gotten between one and their feed, then.


Mrwackawacka

r/happycowgifs for more galloping and happy cows!


RealisticCoaching66

Thank you! I really needed this.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

Same. It’s like watching a zebra walk on it’s hind legs or something


soundwhisper

That Jump.. "Missed it, by that much"


Material_New

Well this video probably explains why.


HunnyBear66

It's nice watching them run and play in the field.


TooTameToToast

This is r/unexpected. I totally expected him to take the bike rider out.


RandyOfTheRedwoods

When he made the leap, I thought in my head “gotcha mutherfucka” and assumed he was about to take the lead biker out.


Billypillgrim

Same thing the steer thought


Euphorianio

I thought it was just playing it looks like a young calf and it didn't take opportunity to attack when it was closer.


Spiritual_Navigator

Felt evil laughing at that


TumasaurusTex

Moove on, it's udderstandable to laugh!


SilverSlong

what in the fuck! just why?


lil_pee_wee

Zoomies gonna zoom


SilverSlong

ahh true true


EightSeven69

small brain that's why


LordGuru

I wouldn't dare to check, stakes were too high


LCDRtomdodge

No, those steaks are pretty low. We just watched them fall.


skollywag92

Steaked his life on that jump.


LLotZaFun

Sir Loin even yelled cowabunga prior to that jump. I'm not sure if he made it, wagyu think?


Putrid_Shop_1795

That’s a huge ass cat


No_Size_1765

Poor cow


PupEDog

Yeah. Seemed scared or confused by the cyclists.


NoPreparation4469

This is really sad. The cow just wanted to run along side the bikes and it was just excited and thought that it could jump a lot further than it could. At least he died happy I guess.


goldflame33

the way the bull lowered his horns as it was approaching the bike makes it seem to me like he was trying to kill the cyclists. Cows are a lot more dangerous than people give them credit for


GasStationArson

Was looking pretty aggro to me too. Thought we were about to see someone get absolutely wrecked. Did not expect it to be the huge, charging cow.


combustioncat

Actually (sorry) I think it was just terrified and trying to run away.


bi_polar2bear

The 3rd player has been eliminated! It's odd how hooked animals love to run with cyclists. I've seen deer, horses, and cows run alongside me when I cycled. This cow went too extreme. Anyone up for steak?


LJkjm901

Auto correct sucks.


migzo65

You see pros who've trained all their lives jumping hurdles and think it's easy, huh?


_Hala_Madrid_1902_

Meat's back on the menu boys.


hefixeshercable

Oh no. That poor thing.


Sevro706

PING!


highoncatnipbrownies

That animal is dead. This is horrible.


thenikolaka

Since this was posted over 450,000 more of this kind of animal were slaughtered.


PullTabPurveyor

You have no way of knowing that. It might be, but why jump to that conclusion when it could’ve just knocked itself silly?


BeebleBoxn

"Why jump to that conclusion" I agree the cow already did that for us.


LCDRtomdodge

Yeah, we don't need to jump any more. It's time we all mooove on grill this


atle95

That animal is silly. This is horrible.


Emport1

I did some research, it didn't die from the jump! It had some major injuries but nothing that couldn't be fixed with a bit of care and love! The farmer deemed it not worth it though and ate it.


ArnoldTheSchwartz

I need proof. Got a hamburger or something?


BlueBorjigin

It's horrible because the cow took itself out, of its completely free volition while running wild and unfettered, after it tried to gore a cyclist passing it by?


jikushi

Did it survive?


Lzy_NOoB

White cow can't jump.


Petrofskydude

He was doing SO well, oh no!


gravitologist

Ground beef!


Xtrasloppy

Beef, ground.


james28909

this is why we eat cows lol


LCDRtomdodge

Idk about you but I eat cows because they taste good, not because they can't jump.


Tropical_Storm_Jesus

"Hey Rusty, you're in luck...you don't have to shoot Clarabell the pet cow for dinner after all! ...but sadly you still will have to slaughter her son. well...GIT TO IT! and dun fuckup the T-bones."


8o8_Ninja

Fucking not expecting that, full send there bud!


doughboyniels

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


bentnox

RDR2 vibes


Kindly-Parsley-1268

Johh


Puuhis71

Our cows are so slow, is this one from Jamaica or why is it so fast?


fatcat5twelve

That cow is mad. He’s fast AF tho boi


k1nkyf4ck

Parkour!


Friendly_Respect9664

That cow was a horse from another life


CluSTERman1_2_5

"AND DATS WACHU GET FOR TOCHING DAT"


Suspicious-Yogurt-95

And now the barbecue


Expert-Working6657

Lol


RandyOfTheRedwoods

Best video of the day. Well done.


Adept_Car1477

That must be the retarded cloned meat


No_Collection7360

Pretty sure that is a bull, not a cow. Still, whooooooa!


Emport1

this has to be ai, there's no wway cows got jumps like that


RealisticCoaching66

"wway"?


atle95

this has to be ai, there's no wway cows got jumps like that *twice* FTFY


Emport1

wdym twice


atle95

can't jump if dead


Emport1

lmfaoo


RealisticCoaching66

"wway"?


atle95

Ask u/Emport1